I think it's a shrew with a good memory.

So that's why it was so good at hiding!

The closest relative of the elephant - other than another elephant - is not, as you might suppose, the rhinoceros or hippopotamus but a shrew-like animal called the rock hyrax.  Just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction, even when it's coming from writers.

Quote from: Jo Bannister on August 24, 2020, 07:41:43 PM
Just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction, even when it's coming from writers.

Truth doesn't give a damn whether it's believed or not.  It knows it's the real thing.

Fiction, on the other hand is desperate to be believed because it knows itself only too well.  It wouldn't exist unless there was someone who was at least 'willing to suspend their disbelief'.

The son who is trumpier than Trump

Poor bastard. Though I suppose at least they are not claiming he's the trumpest trump, just a bit trumpier.

Quote from: Gyppo on August 24, 2020, 08:01:08 PM

Truth doesn't give a damn whether it's believed or not.  It knows it's the real thing.

Fiction, on the other hand is desperate to be believed because it knows itself only too well.  It wouldn't exist unless there was someone who was at least 'willing to suspend their disbelief'.

Years ago, I read some excellent advice to would-be novelists.  It was that, in order to be successful, fiction has to convince people that the events described not only could have happened that way but would have happened that way.  It's still a good filter to apply to your work.

Sound about right to me, Jo ;-)

Vitally important children return to class - PM

I assume the less important ones return in the morning.  :-\

Like it, Mark!  All you have to do now is convince me that there are some vitally important children...

Perhaps the ones used to clean the chimney?

My sister, the kindergarten teacher, has noticed that each parent thinks their own child is the best child in all the world. I guess we all need someone in our corner.

3-Year-Old Clinging to Unicorn Float Is Rescued From Sea in Greece

She was about a third of a mile out to sea, having drifted away from shore. I can't imagine her fear and her courage and her gratefulness. What a little warrior.

And the captain of the boat that rescued her, what a marvel. It was huge and he had to get close to her without knocking her off.

I know it isn't ludicrous or ridiculous, but it is heartwarming.

That's put a smile on my face ;-)

Poetry found in a news headline. My line breaks to give it a Yamrus feel.

they
wanted to drown me
at birth

now

I'm a poet


No idea what it's about. I didn't read the article. My instant reaction was ... opportunity missed.

Civil servants must get back to offices quickly

QuoteThe government has urged Whitehall bosses to "move quickly" to get more staff back into the office.

Mark's analysis.

You may think this has been triggered by a delivery of new clipboards that need to be counted and put away, but in fact there is a more significant ecominc issue. It seems that these people who do pointless jobs also buy things they don't need while they are working in towns and cities.

The industrial body that supports the businesses that sell stuff that no one needs, is very concerned. And the government is even more concerned. If the people who do pointless jobs, don't go to work in the city and buy the stuff no one needs, then the people who sell the stuff no one needs won't pay enough tax to enable the government to pay the people who do pointless jobs. And that's bad.

Of course some of the people who do pointless jobs will die because they went back to work. But I seems that is not as important was collecting tax on the sale of stuff no one needs.