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The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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Mark Hoffmann

As you type you notice that you have no fingers and realise you are stumped.

An unlikely way to pick your nose if you have no fingers.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590


DGSquared

Quote from: Mark Hoffmann on January 24, 2020, 08:12:48 AM
As you type you notice that you have no fingers and realise you are stumped.

An unlikely way to pick your nose if you have no fingers.
That got a chuckle.



Quote from: Noizchild on January 25, 2020, 04:52:29 AM
A moose

Unlike critic

Andrew Yang



An unlikely superpower.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

The ability to charm caterpillars and get them to do your bidding. And I don't just mean attack your neighbour's cabbage patch, I mean something that could change the world like eating Trump as he sleeps, or wrapping Putin in a cacoon and dropping him in the Moskva, or stealing the pope's hat and wand, or sneaking into to Boris Johnson house and tidying his hair.

An unlikely new magic trick. 
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild

Making the GOP disappear for good.

Unlikely super hero.

DGSquared

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

Giant swans. Use selective breeding to get bigger and bigger ones until they are large enough to carry a person, then ride them as you would a flying horse.

An unlikely downside to giant swans.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild


DGSquared

The Soup Burger and burger flavored ice cream.


An unlikely new use for an old drive-in-movie lot.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild

Pandemic breeding ground

Unlikely ice cream flavor

DGSquared

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

Strange Rover.

Self Publicity: The Strange Rover is one of only two types of vehicle that appear in my book The Severed hands of Oliver Olivovich.

An unlikely scent for a car deodoriser.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

Used kitty litter.





An unlikely reason to want to learn to play the banjo.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild


DGSquared

You love yourself.


An unlikely reason to become a sport's fan.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb