As you type you notice that you have no fingers and realise you are stumped.

An unlikely way to pick your nose if you have no fingers.

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Quote from: Mark Hoffmann on January 24, 2020, 08:12:48 AM
As you type you notice that you have no fingers and realise you are stumped.

An unlikely way to pick your nose if you have no fingers.

That got a chuckle.

Quote from: Noizchild on January 25, 2020, 04:52:29 AM
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Andrew Yang



An unlikely superpower.

The ability to charm caterpillars and get them to do your bidding. And I don't just mean attack your neighbour's cabbage patch, I mean something that could change the world like eating Trump as he sleeps, or wrapping Putin in a cacoon and dropping him in the Moskva, or stealing the pope's hat and wand, or sneaking into to Boris Johnson house and tidying his hair.

An unlikely new magic trick. 

Making the GOP disappear for good.

Unlikely super hero.

Mike Pence





An unlikely new type of transportation.

Giant swans. Use selective breeding to get bigger and bigger ones until they are large enough to carry a person, then ride them as you would a flying horse.

An unlikely downside to giant swans.

Too much feathers and no meat

Unlikely new burger

The Soup Burger and burger flavored ice cream.


An unlikely new use for an old drive-in-movie lot.

Pandemic breeding ground

Unlikely ice cream flavor

Kitty litter.



An unlikely car model name.

Strange Rover.

Self Publicity: The Strange Rover is one of only two types of vehicle that appear in my book The Severed hands of Oliver Olivovich.

An unlikely scent for a car deodoriser.

Used kitty litter.





An unlikely reason to want to learn to play the banjo.

Run away to the city.

Unlike reason to play Sims.

You love yourself.


An unlikely reason to become a sport's fan.