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The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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DGSquared

It was exactly what you wanted but because you were naughty, you didn't feel worthy and returned it for cash that you intend to donate to your favorite politician.





An unlikely gift to give your child's teacher.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Jo Bannister

A framed photograph of your child.  Like Miss doesn't see enough of the little brat.

An unlikely title for Trump's autobiography

Mark Hoffmann

They were gloves, but small gloves. Really small gloves. Really, really small gloves.

An unlikely person to write Trump's biography (I was going to say autobiography but that was too easy).
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

Gloria Steinem, because she admires Trump's feminist values.




An unlikely career move for Trump after he's done ruining America and wreaking havoc on the rest of the world.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Jo Bannister

Compassionate listener at the Samaritans.

An unlikely reason to think your neighbour would build a wall between your properties that he didn't need, didn't want and couldn't afford.

DGSquared

He didn't want to see your lovely flower garden as he suffers from petal envy.


Unlikely reason to avoid mowing your (city) lawn.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

DGSquared

I killed it, I'll revive it.


Quote from: DGSquared on April 09, 2019, 06:40:44 AM
Unlikely reason to avoid mowing your (city) lawn.

The grazing animals you use to mow your city lawn prefer to eat rocks now.


An unlikely reason to resurrect the dead.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild

To get your money back from them.

Unlikey person to marry.

DGSquared

The Pope.



Unlikely reason to bring Jim Jefferies back to Comedy Central.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild


DGSquared

The White Man's Journey.





Unlikely thing to experience on a white man's journey.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild


Mark Hoffmann

Homo on the Range

An unlikely place to find a pair of chaps.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

You put forward a strong argument that troughing vast amounts of food is no way to show thanks to anyone, except perhaps the manufacturers of antacid tablets.

An unlikely way to weigh yourself.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590