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The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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DGSquared

You're all out of noodles.





An unlikely thing to do with your noodle.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

A a nudist colony.


Unlikely reason to take your entire family to a nudist colony.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

To avoid doing any laundry for the entire summer holidays.

Unlikely thing to find inside a fortune cookie.

DGSquared

A fortune in cash.

Mine isn't very original and I like the concept, so...



Unlikely fortune foretold in a fortune cookie.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

This is a cookie and has no influence, knowledge, or care for the future. Your winning lottery numbers are a crapshoot.




an unlikely place to find an unopened fortune cookie
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Amie

On the outstretched palm of a Norse mythological bid, moments after he has been called into life by a random incantation from a Voodoo princess.

An unlikely place to pick up a gigolo

Spell Chick

a convent



an unlikely thing to make paper out of
(feel free to fix that grammar)
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Mark Hoffmann

Quote from: Spell Chick on September 17, 2018, 03:08:55 PM
an unlikely thing to make paper out of
(feel free to fix that grammar)

an unlikely thing out of which to make paper - coz we all speak like that.

animal skin.  :-\

An unlikely way to get your own way.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Amie

Pout and whine and give the other person the silent treatment

(Wait, that seems to work for some people...)

Ummm... send off box tops? Hire a goat to act as your intermediary? Pray to the goat-god for delivery of your own way? Send a telegram to the hamster wheel at the centre of the earth?

Unlikely way to tone your tummy

Mark Hoffmann

Clasp a peanut between your bottom cheeks for 22 hours a day. Unlikely but it works!

An unlikely thing to do with a second-hand peanut.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild


DGSquared

Because they are all out of the non-sequitur.





An unlikely reason to be unreasonable.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild

When everything is going your way on a great day

An unlikely reason to go to court

Mark Hoffmann

To play marbles with the Prince of Wales.

An unlikely reason for wearing a wig.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590