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The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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Mark Hoffmann

Artificial testicles for men who prefer 3 to 2.

An unlikely thing to find in a zoo.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

A pen big enough to allow captive animals the freedom they have in the wild.



An unlikely place to grow a garden.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

Ground up and sold as an aphrodisiac





unlikely use for a feathered cap
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Gyppo

To tickle a Dutchman's fancy.

Unlikely reason to study for the priesthood.

DGSquared

You love bland wafers and wine.




Unlikely reason to wear a cape.




"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

You consider sleeves the work of the devil and refuse to have anything to do with them.

An unlikely material used to make a cape.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

As the base for a skyscraper.




unlikely place to find a skyscraper
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

DGSquared

On an iceberg.




Unlikely thing to do on, or with an iceberg.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

Cut a hole in the ice and put a ring of peas around the edge of the hole. Hide behind a large snowball and wait. When a polar bear comes up for a pea, run up behind him and kick him in the ice hole.

An unlikely way to dry off a very wet polar bear.

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Amie

Microwave

An unlikely ending to a Mills and Boone romance

Noizchild

Everyone gets naked, runs around, and enters into a rap battle

Unlike Valentine's Day present

DGSquared


Quote from: Noizchild on September 17, 2018, 02:56:13 AM
Everyone gets naked, runs around, and enters into a rap battle

Unlike Valentine's Day present

A break up notification via text message. I would unlike that very much.


An unlikely first date.



"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

Minus one (-1) of October, or any month comes to that.  Have you ever noticed that numerically all months are disgustingly positive?  I suspect it's never crossed your mind, even those of you who deal regularly with minus numbers.

An unlikely thing to say your bride or groom when you reach the "Do you take this..."
part of the ceremony.

Mark Hoffmann

"Do you get wafers with it?"

An unlikely reason for needing wafers.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590