How do you play The Unlikely Game?
The poster above you asks for something unlikely. You respond with a clever answer, then you ask for something unlikely. 

I'll pick it up where we left off.



An unlikely thing to find in a public park.

Well behaved parents and their children, all playing nicely.



an unlikely reason to clip coupons

Because it's rather frowned upon to clip children's ears.

An unlikely thing to find in a 'poacher's pocket'.

A hunting or fishing license, lipstick, and a photograph of dear, old Nan.




Unlikely reason for poaching.

Because you believe that badger horn not only exists but is an aphrodisiac.

An unlikely thing to do with a runcible spoon.

Stab somebody to death for a CD

An unlikely reason to go to work with no pants

Because the police have taken away your clothesline as evidence since your wife used it to hang herself, and as a result you have no dry pants to wear.

An unusual reason for urinating.

Your worst enemy is on fire.



an unlikely flower to include in a bouquet

A Venus flytrap

An unlikely modern job for a Greek god. (The god can be anyone of your choice.)

Helios becomes an Uber driver exclusively for night owls who go to late concerts at the Apollo Theater where Apollo now works as a ticket taker. Whew!


An unlikely double billing or opening act on a ticket.   

Hitler and Stalin opening for the Dalai Lama




an unlikely topic for a sermon in a megachurch

The evils of procreation.



Unlikely gift to receive at a baby shower.

a sniper rifle
you never get far enough away from the little critters to need more than a pistol
everyone knows that



an unlikely thing to do with a medieval shield

Regularly take it to sand dunes and snow covered hills so you can slide down on hot metal in Summer and cold metal in Winter. Weeeeee!



Unlikely thing to hear from a Valkyrie.

I can't stand all this macho bullshit in Valhalla.

Unusual book to find in the library at Valhalla.  (There has to be library, just as there has to be some short dark-haired Valkyries.)