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The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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DGSquared

How do you play The Unlikely Game?
The poster above you asks for something unlikely. You respond with a clever answer, then you ask for something unlikely. 

I'll pick it up where we left off.



An unlikely thing to find in a public park.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

Well behaved parents and their children, all playing nicely.



an unlikely reason to clip coupons
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Gyppo

Because it's rather frowned upon to clip children's ears.

An unlikely thing to find in a 'poacher's pocket'.

DGSquared


A hunting or fishing license, lipstick, and a photograph of dear, old Nan.




Unlikely reason for poaching.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

Because you believe that badger horn not only exists but is an aphrodisiac.

An unlikely thing to do with a runcible spoon.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild

Stab somebody to death for a CD

An unlikely reason to go to work with no pants

Gyppo

Because the police have taken away your clothesline as evidence since your wife used it to hang herself, and as a result you have no dry pants to wear.

An unusual reason for urinating.

Spell Chick

Your worst enemy is on fire.



an unlikely flower to include in a bouquet
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Noizchild

A Venus flytrap

An unlikely modern job for a Greek god. (The god can be anyone of your choice.)

DGSquared

Helios becomes an Uber driver exclusively for night owls who go to late concerts at the Apollo Theater where Apollo now works as a ticket taker. Whew!


An unlikely double billing or opening act on a ticket.   
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

Hitler and Stalin opening for the Dalai Lama




an unlikely topic for a sermon in a megachurch
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

DGSquared

The evils of procreation.



Unlikely gift to receive at a baby shower.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

a sniper rifle
you never get far enough away from the little critters to need more than a pistol
everyone knows that



an unlikely thing to do with a medieval shield
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

DGSquared

Regularly take it to sand dunes and snow covered hills so you can slide down on hot metal in Summer and cold metal in Winter. Weeeeee!



Unlikely thing to hear from a Valkyrie.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

I can't stand all this macho bullshit in Valhalla.

Unusual book to find in the library at Valhalla.  (There has to be library, just as there has to be some short dark-haired Valkyries.)