The Ring of Power.  (Traditionally, occult jewellery lost or thrown away turns up in a fish, but that wouldn't be very seasonal, would it?)

An unlikely thing to turn up in a fish.

A Volkswagen Beetle.

A highly unlikely driver of said Beetle.

John Lennon both because that would be a Beatle and because he is dead.


an unlike reason to sell your vintage Beetle

Routinely suffering a seizure whenever you shift from second to third gear.


Unlikely murder suspect in an adaptation of Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None" set in outer space.

Elon Musk, because he's all alone in space when he realises he is now the only person left on Twitter.

Unlikley solution to Elon's solitude.

Donald Trump starts a social media platform and the two live happily ever after.



an unlikely name for Trump's new social media platform

Modesty

Unlikey person to try and join the two of them.

The Dalai Lama.


Unlikely first tweet of Donald Trump in his return to Twitter.

I wonder, does anyone remember me?

Unlikley reponse to above.

@KimJungUn to the @realDonaldTrump
I wish we could be friends again.




Unlikely way to show friendliness

Crapping in someone's lunchbox ;-(

Unilikely response to the finding the mystery 'deposit'.

Is this some sort of Tofurkey stew?


Clinical name of unlikely condition of having an unbearable desire to follow a meal (or above-said stew) with a piece of Mini's Chocolate Pie from a famous movie staring Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer.

Chocholusionism


Unlikely new dance craze.

Moving slowly and with precision, rather like a waltz but without a partner




unlikely thing to put in your holiday cocktail

A freshly severed penis

(No more bizarre really than the 'grub' in a bottle of Tequila.)

Unlikely donor of said penis.