The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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DGSquared

#540
November 16, 2021, 10:57:16 AM
Hold said toes over a fire - tin drops if the toes don't drop first.


Unlikely reason for a friend to stay gone too long.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Jo Bannister

#541
November 19, 2021, 09:13:05 AM
She really enjoys your company - no, really - and believes that absence makes the heart grow even fonder.

An unlikely place to go on holiday, and an unlikely reason to go there.

DGSquared

#542
November 27, 2021, 12:27:34 AM
A trip to Syria to teach peace.


An unlikely way to reverse global warming.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

DGSquared

#543
September 18, 2022, 06:31:51 PM
Turn on all the air conditioners in the world and open all your doors and windows to let the cool air out.



Unlikely reason to let a thread die.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

#544
September 19, 2022, 01:06:12 AM
Rabid bullying from all the other threads



Unlikely reason for cancel culture to pick that certain thread.
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

DGSquared

#545
September 19, 2022, 07:51:00 AM
Cancel culture is trying desperately to resurrect everything they canceled.



An unlikely thing to be resurrected.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Jo Bannister

#546
September 19, 2022, 09:11:01 AM
The use of the word Murder as a boy's name - apparently quite popular in the early 19th century.

An unlikely newly-fashionable name for a girl.

Spell Chick

#547
September 19, 2022, 01:54:06 PM
8!ffii0
apparently Elon Musk struck again.



an unlikely method for brewing coffee
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Jo Bannister

#548
September 19, 2022, 03:50:34 PM
Get a goat to swallow it.  Then roast the goat.  Oh wait - hasn't someone already thought of that?

An unlikely reason to buy a goat.

Spell Chick

#549
September 20, 2022, 12:55:20 PM
to use as a guard for your garden




unlikely thing to have planted in your backyard garden
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Jo Bannister

#550
September 20, 2022, 02:22:14 PM
A giant redwood.  That would get the neighbours complaining to the council!

An(other) unlikely complaint to be received by a council.

Gyppo

#551
September 20, 2022, 03:35:37 PM
'My neighbour is too quiet and polite.  It makes me nervous.'

Unlikely reason why your neighbour is so quiet and peaceful.

Jo Bannister

#552
September 20, 2022, 07:39:40 PM
He's met you a couple of times now, Gyppo, and decided he won't risk starting anything.

An unlikely thing to order from Amazon.

Gyppo

#553
September 20, 2022, 07:54:19 PM
A six foot plus warrior woman with her left breast cut off so it doesn't foul the string on her longbow.

An unlikely follow up to placing this order.

Spell Chick

#554
September 21, 2022, 12:20:24 AM
receipt of a grenade launcher



an unlikely thing to launch with a grenade launcher
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.
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