The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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DGSquared

The, Peace, Justice and Right to Live Fear Free Museum of Forever Retired NRA, Guns, and Ammunition.




Unlikely gift to give a gun-totin' Texan.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild


Mark Hoffmann

One in which the main protagonist (Jonathan) and his mates, visit a seaside resort, steal some chips from the kids, and shit on the pavement.

An unlikely job for a reindeer.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

Mall security or TSA.



Unlikely defense mechanism for mall security reindeer.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild


DGSquared

You got everything you wanted and more for Christmas, which left you nothing to live for.




An unlikely gift to get from your pet(s).
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

Crystal vase
They couldn't even wrap it properly, but ...



an unlikely winter sport
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Noizchild

Throwing the dictator into the icy plunge with cedar blocks

Unlikely dictator

Mark Hoffmann

Putin. Because anyone who'd make such an accusation would get a novichok enema.

An unlikely way to avoid nerve agent.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild


Mark Hoffmann

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild


Mark Hoffmann

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild

Patsy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Unlikely god

DGSquared

God of Pinchaloaf.  He cleans things up and doesn't leave you hanging.  :o ::) ;D



Unlikely reason to return a gift.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb