The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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Noizchild


DGSquared

Joseph and Mary, the Honeymoon Years.



Unlikely thing to do on your honeymoon.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild


Mark Hoffmann

In a chocolate igloo.

An unlikely way to beckon a waiter.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild

(That actually sounds awesome)

Pulling down their pants

Unlikely e-mail spam.

Mark Hoffmann

Quote from: Noizchild on December 15, 2018, 05:08:49 AM
Pulling down their pants

Ah! I see you have visited France.

Spam ...

Dear Victim. Please send me some peanuts. Love Filthy Spammer. PS. What's the story with this Trump bloke? He's making even filthy spammers look good!

An unlikely way to cook spam.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

Pour water on your computer while emptying your SPAM folder.



An unlikely excuse for being, 'at fault' for rear-ending a vehicle with your father's car.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

You were having an erotic fantasy about Trump and all was going well right up to the point your umbrella failed. Then, you had to close your eyes to prevent your lenses from being washed away.

An unlikely way to get a fat bloke down a chimney.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild


DGSquared

Pee-Wee Herman



An unlikely purpose to serve as an angel.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Noizchild

Lucifer needs a new wife.

Unlikely person to end up in hell.

Mark Hoffmann

Trump. He's simply too evil. If God really does exist he'll want to deal with Trump himself not palm him off on a horned minion with ingrowing hooves and bad breath.

An unlikely person to have hooves.



Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Noizchild


DGSquared

The Tin Man - because he doesn't have a heart.





Unlikely job to have in Heaven, other than shoveling peanuts.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

Curator of the Museum of Masturbation and Panty Sniffing.

An unlikely museum to find in Texas.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590