The Unlikely Game

Started by DGSquared, September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM

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Noizchild

#30
September 11, 2018, 03:32:25 AM
Kick my ass

Unlike thing you will need for a hurricane

DGSquared

#31
September 11, 2018, 06:16:00 AM
Vegan marshmallows, Dandies, as they're called over here. You'll need them so the vegetarian friends you invite to your hurricane campfire can enjoy s'mores with everyone else.


Unlikely reason to sleep in a tent.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

#32
September 11, 2018, 07:54:09 AM
Your pet porcupine and closest companion, Nigel, has a morbid fear of comfortable of bungalows.

An unlikely thing to do in a bungalow.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
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Gyppo

#33
September 11, 2018, 08:21:39 AM
Install an upstairs toilet.

Unlikely thing to do with a hand grenade.

Mark Hoffmann

#34
September 11, 2018, 09:10:50 AM
Put a glove on it.

An unlikely thing to do with the other glove.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

#35
September 11, 2018, 09:55:38 AM
Stick it in one ear so you don't blow out both eardrums when the grenade explodes.



Unlikely fix for a plumbing problem.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

#36
September 11, 2018, 10:08:18 AM
Pour cement into the incoming water supply to seal all the leaking pipes.

Unlikely use for your neighbour's stunningly attractive wife.

DGSquared

#37
September 11, 2018, 10:17:37 AM
Put a bowl in her hand, cover her in plaster, then use her as a bird bath.


Unlikely use for a bird bath.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Spell Chick

#38
September 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Punch bowl, especially for an older uncleaned birdbath.



unlikely reason to need a punch bowl.
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Noizchild

#39
September 12, 2018, 03:20:25 AM
To make a nest for baby birds

An unlikey name for a rapper

Gyppo

#40
September 12, 2018, 07:11:13 AM
The Tuneful, Melodious and Coherent One.

Unlikely thing to take to the river bank with you whilst fishing.

Mark Hoffmann

#41
September 12, 2018, 07:30:30 AM
A hamster (plus a recording of the theme tune from Tales of the River Bank)

An unlikely reason for knowing the names of any neighbourhoods in Japanese cities.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

#42
September 12, 2018, 09:54:12 AM
You have a troop of macaws trained to pickpocket. You name them after the towns you'll use them in so you can keep track of the most lucrative pick-pocketed cities.


Unlikely thing to find while pick-pocketing.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

#43
September 12, 2018, 10:25:10 AM
A wormhole to an alternative reality in which wombats are the dominant species.

An even more unlikely dominant species.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

#44
September 12, 2018, 10:31:27 AM
Virtual turtles.



An unlikely reason for wombats and virtual turtles to be seen together.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb
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