The King James Bible.






Unlikely premise for a reality show.

How long you can wait in the DMV without getting bored.

Unlikely urban legend

Trump saves the world! Through good will, he created peace and cooperation among all nations and peoples, reached agreements and set goals to achieve global sustainability and clean up, made college and healthcare available for everyone, and worked out a way to see global wealth more fairly distributed through the masses by firing all CEO's and higher ups who, have in the past, made millions of dollars off the backs of the people who did the hardest work,

He did so by signing an Executive Order for, "The Fair Percentage Act" where wages are more fairly scaled throughout every capitalist's business and company. He did all of this without a single word or tweet. He is praised with songs, and statues, and a temple was built in his name for his humanitarian efforts. An owner is not allowed to make more than 50% of his lowest paid employees.

He was issued a new pair of tiny gloves every day until the golfing 'incident' where the Vice President hit a hole in one right into Trump's mouth, resulting in Trump's untimely death. Pence was burned at the stake. There is a pair of tiny gloves in every state's history museum with the saying, "Small Hands Can Make Big Changes."

Wait! That's a fairy tale.

The urban legend is that Trump is secretly straightening things out behind the scenes but has to put on this act to keep his minions from rioting and the KKK from burning down the White House.

Unlikely super hero duo.

Me and my Dick.
Neither one of us looks all that good in tights and we have the combined strength of a teenage boy.
My superpower is grammatical correctness and my Dick's is the ability to speak understandably but with grammatical errors. We are a team.



unlikely thing to do with a bouquet of lilacs

Stuff a dead beloved pet with them.

Unlikely place to see your grandparents in public

A Justin Bieber concert



an unlikely way to travel to the pub

On a Pogo stick.



Unlikely reason for selling your Pogo stick.

So that you can buy a goat

Unlikely porno plot

A man with tiny hands attempts to digitally pleasure his lover to the cries of: "Have you started yet?" Eventually, the woman gets fed up with waiting and has the man arrested for impersonating a gonk without a licence. The man is tried, convicted, then melted down and made into a dildo ... and it is at this stage that he stands for office.

An unlikely thing to have on toast.

A ring of dancing porpoises, each with a mermaid riding on their back and playing a harp with one hand whilst combing her hair with the other.

An unlikely thing to sprinkle on your breakfast cereal.

fairy dust, mostly because it is just so difficult to come by



an unlikely way to submit a manuscript

Thrown through a publishers window wrapped around a grenade, with the pin pulled.

An unlikely way in which the police could identify the grenade thrower.

By the cute little pink bunnies painted on it.

An unlikely excuse not to go to work the next day.

You want to paint the outside of the office.





Unlikely deal to make with the Devil.

Anything in which I barter with my non-existent soul. Is the Devil really that dumb?




an unlikely name for a minor demon