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Gyppo

#30
November 08, 2020, 01:15:14 PM
The man with the most powerful binoculars or telescope.

DROMEDARY

Jo Bannister

#31
November 09, 2020, 02:18:21 PM
Ice-creams and hot chocolate sold in an auditorium.  Oh yes: and Camel cigarettes.

AUDIBLE

Spell Chick

#32
November 09, 2020, 02:35:41 PM
Capable of driving and Audi without looking like a total ass.




SNOOTY
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Jo Bannister

#33
November 11, 2020, 09:19:43 AM
Over-endowed in the nasal department; cf anteater, aardvark, proboscis monkey, and Concorde.

CONCORD

Gyppo

#34
November 11, 2020, 09:38:22 AM
Strong and smooth string, formed into a noose with which prisoners commit suicide.

ILLUSTRATED

Jo Bannister

#35
November 11, 2020, 02:40:41 PM
When someone in America is sufficiently unwell to quality for reduced property tax.  No doubt because the government expects to get it back, with interest, as soon as you die.

PROPERTY

Spell Chick

#36
November 12, 2020, 02:25:04 PM
When Jim Bob of the backwoods of Georgia really, really likes the purty girls.




ESPLANADE
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Mark Hoffmann

#37
November 13, 2020, 07:46:48 AM
A Spanish fizzy drink.

SPUMANTE
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

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Spell Chick

#38
November 13, 2020, 02:13:55 PM
Greek Superman



OLYPIAN
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Dylan di Vilde

#39
November 13, 2020, 02:28:14 PM
An athlete who lives a happy and fulfilling life despite being born without an M.

      
TORTILLA
Read more of my poems in my new book - Rescued from Oblivion.  Available now at https://www.feedaread.com/profiles/10661/

Mark Hoffmann

#40
November 13, 2020, 05:10:38 PM
The bloke who introduced Mexican food to Germany. Tortilla the Hun.

SCHNITZEL
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Jo Bannister

#41
November 13, 2020, 09:22:08 PM
Schnozzol Durante's younger brother.

PERCUSSIONIST

Mark Hoffmann

#42
November 13, 2020, 09:44:52 PM
To murder a drummer by smothering him with a cushion as he sleeps.

BONGO
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

#43
November 14, 2020, 08:23:36 AM
The immediate failure of that glue we've all come to know as, Bondo.



CACOPHONY
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

#44
November 14, 2020, 09:08:53 AM
The last sound you hear as covid finishes off the residents of California.

HACKING
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590
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