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Started by Jo Bannister, December 08, 2022, 05:25:40 PM

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Jo Bannister

You'd think that she couldn't abide him.
She boxes his ears to deride him.
But if he persists
she'll lower her fists
and enjoy making whoopee beside him.

Gyppo

Nice one, Jo.

When hunting a wily old fox

Jo Bannister

When hunting a wily old fox
what you need is some bait in a box.

Gyppo

When hunting a wily old fox
what you need is some bait in a box.
And a length of strong wire

Jo Bannister


When hunting a wily old fox
what you need is some bait in a box.
And a length of strong wire
- you'll find some in the byre -
and disguise the whole thing with some rocks.

But actually, don't - let him be.

Gyppo

But actually, don't - let him be.
He's no threat to you, or to me

Jo Bannister


But actually, don't - let him be.
He's no threat to you, or to me.
If now and again
it costs you a hen

Jo Bannister


But actually, don't - let him be.
He's no threat to you, or to me.
If now and again
it costs you a hen,
it's worth it to see him run free.