The object of this game is to re-title a well known  Film, Book, or Video game, or even a play.

Bonus points, (kudos only, so can't be converted to BitCoins), for adding a description of the story.

Let's start with something slightly risque...

WOMB RAIDER.  (Game.)

A bizarre game in which a ridiculously over-endowed male has to transport his mighty member over, under, through, or around various obstacles, utilising totally inappropriate transport such as a wheelbarrow or a pack mule, with all the problems and misunderstanding which ensue.

Boom Raiders: the story of the ships which broke the siege of Londonderry in the 17th century, thus allowing it to have two names, a sing-along signature tune and possibly the least attractive-sounding district - Bogside - anywhere in Europe.

Groom Raiders

A group of gnarly old spinsters creep through the windows of grooms awaiting the morning sun to wake them for their wedding day. They are taken to Gnarly Mountain never to be seen again. The bride is left at the alter....wondering

Harry Potted

A young magician is lured into the dark side and ends up in a gutter, drunk as a skunk.

Harry Spotted: the sequel

Fairy Spotted

Cinderella's fairy godmother's bout with shingles goes terribly wrong.

Skyrimmed

You don't want to know what they're doing to the dragons in that one.

;-)

Joes

The story of a lethal cup of coffee

Jo's: about a story-teller who's lethal after too much coffee

 ;D ;D

The Sorcerer's Appendix - Harry Potter meets Dr Kildaire

Legal Weapon

The story of responsible gun use. Rated one star. Boring as hell.

Seven Brides for Seven Buggers.

A re-made musical which seriously misses the mark as it preaches the gospel of enforced inclusivity.

Could be funny if it wasn't so daft.

The Seven Pillows of Wisdom - the unexpurgated edition.