Quote from: thatollie on December 28, 2017, 10:42:00 PM

Quote from: Spell Chick on December 28, 2017, 12:22:13 PM
Ghost Buster - the story of Buster Keatons's life

Shouldn't that be the story of his afterlife?

That's even better.

The Wizard of Australia - Some pom goes under.

The Lady and the Trump

Donny goes to Englandshire to meet Good Queen Betty, but due to the ginger mullet and tiny hands he is clubbed to death by a Beefeater who thinks Betty is being molested by an inarticulate squirrel.

And we all live happily ever after.

Well almost all: the Russians are peeved that having spent a gazillion roubles (about ten quid) getting their squirrel elected, their plans were ruined by a bloke in tights wearing a silly hat.

Sponge Daub Square Dance

The lovable sponge has been reduced to 16 sections attached to the tops of 16 BINGO daubers to disperse ink and dance around squares inside of squares, inside squares as determined by numbered balls and guided by little old ladies on a quest to win hundreds of dollars. Sqiudward Tentacles supplies the ink.


~Deb

Barry Snotter ordered a Sphinx

Barry Young, commonly known as Snotter for reasons too obvious to point out, was obsessed with sphinxes, so he decided he was going to have one. The day his sphinx arrived, his everyday problems took on global proportions.

FarGoat

A bleatingly good blizard-noir about a goat salesman from North Dakota who is kinda funny looking.

Prances with Wolves

A musical remake of a film, starring a now ageing Michael Flatley, posing wildly and showing off his Celtic tattoos.

The High Man in the Castle

Baron di Vilde has one too many magic mushroom omelettes and now thinks the Germans won the war.

(Drinks) All the President's Gin


A glimpse into the life of the United State's First Lady and how she copes with marriage to a troll.

Emission Impossible

Ethan Hunt has a vasectomy.

Skylight

The werewolves are gone. But an alien invasion turns out to be a far greater threat to humanity than werewolves ever were.

Mud Max

It's the near-future post-carbon era. After Wall St got nuked in a false flag attack, the petrodollar has been replaced with a carbon-credit crypto-currency, and where good corporate citizens are routinely disappeared by flying police robots after failing compulsory pre-crime facial scans by AI algorithms at SMART supermarket checkouts.  Armed with pencil and paper (rare and illegal artefacts) our protagonist plans to fight back by writing out the truth, the first of a new breed of rebel hero, the Mudslingers!

Little Gender-Neutral Persons - up-dated, PC, inclusive, and boring.

The Third Mango

Jack Lemon plays Harry Lime in this peach of a movie.

The Determinator

A story about how Flying Spaghetti Monster actually rules the universe.

Pulp Friction

A story of dry humping gone too far.