Shriek


An overweight Green Man bellows at a Donkey and wins his fair maiden.

Not sure what she wins.

Puss In Sneakers  Altogether more suitable footwear for a cat-burglar.

Malice in Wonderland


that place is full of danger, ill will, and very questionable food stuffs

Alice Through The Laughing Gas  It has always been suspected that Lewis Carroll was on something when he wrote the Alice books.  Now we know what.

The Colour of Tragic


Discworld is not at all funny.

The Sorcerer's Appendix  Neither is Accident & Emergency, even for a wizard.

Witches Aboard.

A low budget parody of Witches Abroad in which the daring trio of Weatherwax, Ogg, and Garlick, take to the Thames in a camping skiff in an ill-advised attempt to re-enact the tale of Three Men in a Boat, (Not to mention Montmerency the Dog).

The role of Montmerency is reprised, with excessive enthusiasm by Grebo the Cat, who proceeds to either eat or attempt to shag  any other animal he encounters.

Pursued along the riverbank by a posse of distraught pet owners, and the liveried officials of the Queen's 'Swan Uppers', the trio - and Grebo - resort to their broomsticks and fly away, leaving the skiff to tumble over a weir in a delightfully drawn out slow-motion final scene which will haunt filmgoers for at least five minutes.

New Voyager - a publicity film produced for the cruise industry, emphasising the fun side of norovirus, covid and sea-sickness, making the case that there is now a cruise for everyone, including them at the end of your street who've never done a day's work in their lives and get by on hand-outs.  Oddly enough, the film was not an overall success, since the industry's traditional customers stayed away in their droves.

Bar Trek


the story of a college fraternity's bar crawling adventures and legal mishaps

Bar Wars

Two rival bars keep alternately lowering their prices as their customers take full advantage of this until they're too pissed to walk from one to the other.  At which point they just sit and grumble about how drinkers at the alternative bar are probably getting the best deal. 

20,000 Legs Under the Sea


The story of cephalopods