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Started by Jo Bannister, December 08, 2022, 05:25:40 PM

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Gyppo

I'm trying to grow a tomato
but lack the damned patience to wait-o

Jo Bannister


I'm trying to grow a tomato
but lack the damned patience to wait-o.
Cress comes up faster,
courgette's a disaster


Jo Bannister



I'm trying to grow a tomato
but lack the damned patience to wait-o.
Cress comes up faster -
courgette's a disaster -
and garlic will ruin a date-o.

Gyppo

My limerick brain's gone on strike

Jo Bannister


My limerick brain's gone on strike,
my intellect's taken a hike.

Gyppo

My limerick brain's gone on strike,
my intellect's taken a hike.
It's gone off in a huff

Jo Bannister


My limerick brain's gone on strike,
my intellect's taken a hike.
It's gone off in a huff,
my head's full of fluff


Gyppo

#532
My limerick brain's gone on strike,
my intellect's taken a hike.
It's gone off in a huff,
my head's full of fluff
and it's to go fishing for Pike.

My bills they continue to rise

Jo Bannister

My bills, they continue to rise.
I hardly can credit their size!

Jo Bannister


My bills, they continue to rise.
I hardly can credit their size!
I can't afford fags,
my clothes are all rags,
and we're eating the dog when he dies!

Gyppo

But the dog may outlast me,I fear

Jo Bannister


But the dog may outlast me, I fear.
Down the pub, someone bought him a beer.


Gyppo

But the dog may outlast me, I fear.
Down the pub, someone bought him a beer.
He then sang a song

Jo Bannister


But the dog may outlast me, I fear.
Down the pub, someone bought him a beer.
He then sang a song -
all right, howled along -
and the barmaid said, "Same again, dear?"

Jo Bannister

Would someone be equally kind
if I pinned on a tail-piece behind?
Would fake floppy ears
earn me a few beers?
'Twould be nice to be wined and/or dined.