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Started by Jo Bannister, December 08, 2022, 05:25:40 PM

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Jo Bannister


Have you noticed the days getting longer?
And the scent of the Spring getting stronger.
I've crocuses out

Gyppo

Have you noticed the days getting longer?
And the scent of the Spring getting stronger.
I've crocuses out
and the small birds do shout

Jo Bannister


Have you noticed the days getting longer?
And the scent of the Spring getting stronger.
I've crocuses out
and the small birds do shout,
"Let's breed - we're not getting no younger!"

And the lambs in their short woolly coats

Gyppo

And the lambs in their short woolly coats
gleefully stamp on the frolicking stoats

Jo Bannister


And the lambs in their short woolly coats
gleefully stamp on the frolicking stoats
till the ground's stained with ermine

Gyppo

And the lambs in their short woolly coats
gleefully stamp on the frolicking stoats
till the ground's stained with ermine
and good riddance to vermin

Spell Chick

And the lambs in their short woolly coats
gleefully stamp on the frolicking stoats
till the ground's stained with ermine
and good riddance to vermin
with ewes and rams full of "the gloats".

Victory sweetens the pot
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Gyppo

Victory sweetens the pot
but's best if you don't smoke a lot

Jo Bannister


Victory sweetens the pot
but's best if you don't smoke a lot,
or else you'll be coughing

Gyppo

Victory sweetens the pot
but's best if you don't smoke a lot,
or else you'll be coughing
and thinking of nothing

Jo Bannister


Victory sweetens the pot
but's best if you don't smoke a lot,
or else you'll be coughing
and thinking of nothing
but how to get more of the rot.

Need a hobby?  Try knitting, or crochet

Gyppo

Need a hobby?  Try knitting, or crochet
or getting in 'the family way'

Jo Bannister


Need a hobby?  Try knitting, or crochet
or getting in 'the family way'.
In fact, do all three

Jo Bannister



Need a hobby?  Try knitting, or crochet
or getting in 'the family way'.
In fact, do all three -
they combine well, you see,
for babies need clothes every day.

Whereas mole-rats prefer to go nude.


Gyppo

Whereas mole-rats prefer to go nude,
the Yeti is never so rude