The glories of all that is mystical
appear to some dull folk as whimsical.
pedestrian folks
just don't 'get' witchy jokes

The glories of all that is mystical
appear to some dull folk as whimsical.
pedestrian folks
just don't 'get' witchy jokes
perhaps they are just too linguistical.


Word play is all fun and games
Until they start calling names

Word play is all fun and games
until they start calling names.
I am not a prude,
but that is just rude

Word play is all fun and games
until they start calling names.
I am not a prude,
but that is just rude
when there's more fun with throwing flames.

Repugnant, classless and crude
I'm getting into a mood

Repugnant, classless and crude:
I'm getting into a mood.
Don't dare defy me,
you can't mollify me

Repugnant, classless and crude:
I'm getting into a mood.
Don't dare defy me,
you can't mollify me,
your opinion, for me, is not true.

Gertie says she can see ghosts

Gertie says she can see ghosts
In fact, she loves when they're hosts
their parties are grand

Gertie says that she can see ghosts.
In fact, she loves when they're hosts -
their parties are grand,
there's a spectral band,

Gertie says that she can see ghosts.
In fact, she loves when they're hosts -
their parties are grand,
there's a spectral band,
and there boisterous, ribald toasts.


Here's to your bedroom adventure

Here's to your bedroom adventure.
First, set out the glass for your denture.

Here's to your bedroom adventure.
First, set out the glass for your denture
and go to the loo