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Started by Jo Bannister, December 08, 2022, 05:25:40 PM

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Jo Bannister

Titania, Queen of the Fairies,
was cursed with legs fat and hairy.
But her wings were translucent
and her clothes barely decent
- and she turned the milk sour in the dairy.

But Oberon couldn't care less.

Gyppo

But Oberon couldn't care less.
It was worth it for her eagerness

Jo Bannister

But Oberon couldn't care less.
It was worth it for her eagerness.
Given half of a chance

Spell Chick

But Oberon couldn't care less.
It was worth it for her eagerness.
Given half of a chance
And no pairs of pants
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Jo Bannister

But Oberon couldn't care less.
It was worth it for her eagerness.
Given half of a chance
And no pairs of pants
she went at it like a tigress.

For dealing with life, there's one rule


Gyppo

For dealing with life, there's one rule
you absolutely must appear cool

Spell Chick

For dealing with life, there's one rule
you absolutely must appear cool
no matter how scared
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Gyppo

For dealing with life, there's one rule
you absolutely must appear cool
no matter how scared
even if you've been bared

Jo Bannister

For dealing with life, there's one rule
you absolutely must appear cool
no matter how scared
even if you've been bared -
if you can't, you'll be branded a fool.

A dentistry student from Devon

Spell Chick

A dentistry student from Devon
And a woman searching for heaven
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Jo Bannister

A dentistry student from Devon
And a woman searching for heaven
chanced to meet on a train

Gyppo

A dentistry student from Devon
And a woman searching for heaven
chanced to meet on a train
as it lashed down with rain

Jo Bannister

A dentistry student from Devon
And a woman searching for heaven
chanced to meet on a train
as it lashed down with rain
and they did it, not six times but seven.

A playwright from Stratford called Shakespeare

Gyppo

A playwright from Stratford called Shakespeare
carried his quill behind one ear

Jo Bannister

A playwright from Stratford called Shakespeare
carried his quill behind one ear.
It caused much ado