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Started by Jo Bannister, December 08, 2022, 05:25:40 PM

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Jo Bannister

On a gorse bush they hung him to dry.
"Woe is me," said poor Tuck with a sigh.

Gyppo

On a gorse bush they hung him to dry.
"Woe is me," said poor Tuck with a sigh.
As the prickles they pricked

Spell Chick

On a gorse bush they hung him to dry.
"Woe is me," said poor Tuck with a sigh.
As the prickles they pricked
And Maid Marian licked
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

DGSquared

On a gorse bush they hung him to dry.
"Woe is me," said poor Tuck with a sigh.
As the prickles they pricked
And Maid Marian licked
"You can goose him but let him pass by."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Jo Bannister

When looking to purchase a house

DGSquared

When looking to purchase a house
she looked for a place with no mouse
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Jo Bannister

When looking to purchase a house
she looked for a place with no mouse,
or rat, or raccoon,

DGSquared

When looking to purchase a house
she looked for a place with no mouse,
or rat, or raccoon,
God forbid a monsoon
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

When looking to purchase a house
she looked for a place with no mouse,
or rat, or raccoon,
God forbid a monsoon
or even a solitary louse.

This home with its clinical splendour

Jo Bannister

This home, with its clinical splendour
and blindingly white cement render,

DGSquared

This home, with its clinical splendour
and blindingly white cement render,
will encircle a moose
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

This home, with its clinical splendour
and blindingly white cement render,
will encircle a moose
and never let loose

Jo Bannister

This home, with its clinical splendour
and blindingly white cement render,
will encircle a moose
and never let loose
a tenant intent on a bender.

"What a wonderful day," said Rasputin.

Gyppo

"What a wonderful day," said Rasputin.
"I really must kick someone's head in."

Jo Bannister

"What a wonderful day," said Rasputin.
"I really must kick someone's head in."
But the monk was out-numbered