The finest green shimmering silk
and shoes of the same shiny ilk
with six buttons of gold
covered slightly with mold

The finest green shimmering silk
and shoes of the same shiny ilk
with six buttons of gold
covered slightly with mold
from when Marian spilled her hot milk.

She was jogged by the fat Friar Tuck

She was jogged by the fat Friar Tuck,
who was constantly pushing his luck.

She was jogged by the fat Friar Tuck,
who was constantly pushing his luck.
A man with no manners

She was jogged by the fat Friar Tuck,
who was constantly pushing his luck.
A man with no manners
but a substantial banana

She was jogged by the fat Friar Tuck,
who was constantly pushing his luck.
A man with no manners
but a substantial banana
which she peeled, and then shouted "Yuck!"

Poor Friar Tuck was so sad

Poor Friar Tuck was so sad.
He hadn't set out to be bad.

Poor Friar Tuck was so sad.
He hadn't set out to be bad.
He was well-fed and jolly

Poor Friar Tuck was so sad.
He hadn't set out to be bad.
He was well-fed and jolly -
would lend you his brolly -

Poor Friar Tuck was so sad.
He hadn't set out to be bad.
He was well-fed and jolly -
would lend you his brolly -
but Marian drove him quite mad.

Little John threw him into the river

Little John threw him into the river
A method he used to deliver

Little John threw him into the river
A method he used to deliver
a 'Hands Off!' from Robin

Little John threw him into the river,
a method he used to deliver
a 'Hands Off!' from Robin.
The Friar went bobbing

Little John threw him into the river,
a method he used to deliver
a 'Hands Off!' from Robin.
The Friar went bobbing
and caught a deep chill in his liver.

On a Gorse bush they hung him to dry