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Started by Jo Bannister, December 08, 2022, 05:25:40 PM

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DGSquared

#15
January 11, 2023, 09:43:38 AM
Pulling the wings off limericks is cruel
for some writers end up in a duel
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

#16
January 11, 2023, 11:02:46 AM
Pulling the wings off limericks is cruel
for some writers end up in a duel.
They rant and they rave

DGSquared

#17
January 11, 2023, 11:03:49 AM
Pulling the wings off limericks is cruel
for some writers end up in a duel.
They rant and they rave
beat their chests, as if brave
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

#18
January 11, 2023, 11:06:14 AM Last Edit: January 11, 2023, 12:01:28 PM by Gyppo
Pulling the wings off limericks is cruel
for some writers end up in a duel.
They rant and they rave
beat their chests, as if brave,
but it's only their own selves they fool.

The rich drunk looked ripe for the plucking

DGSquared

#19
January 11, 2023, 11:13:05 AM
The rich drunk looked ripe for the plucking
it wasn't her mate she was f*cking  (blush)
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

#20
January 11, 2023, 11:17:55 AM
The rich drunk looked ripe for the plucking
it wasn't her mate she was f*cking.  (blush)
But caught in the act

DGSquared

#21
January 11, 2023, 11:30:42 AM
The rich drunk looked ripe for the plucking
it wasn't her mate she was f*cking.  (blush)
But caught in the act
she managed no tact
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

#22
January 11, 2023, 12:03:47 PM
The rich drunk looked ripe for the plucking
it wasn't her mate she was f*cking.  (blush)
But caught in the act
she managed no tact,
and said "Pardon me, I'm just sucking."

Her linguistic evasion fooled no-one

Spell Chick

#23
January 11, 2023, 02:10:55 PM
Her linguistic evasion fooled no-one
The cameras were filming her bum




Jo, I'm just really awful at this
but I did try and I want points for that
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Gyppo

#24
January 11, 2023, 02:53:06 PM
Her linguistic evasion fooled no-one
The cameras were filming her bum
which bounced up and down

Jo Bannister

#25
January 11, 2023, 04:10:58 PM

Her linguistic evasion fooled no-one
The cameras were filming her bum
which bounced up and down
like a prince with no crown

(Chick, we're all really awful at this, and yes, you do get points for trying!)

Gyppo

#26
January 11, 2023, 06:02:34 PM
Her linguistic evasion fooled no-one
The cameras were filming her bum
which bounced up and down
like a prince with no crown
as she begged for her day in The Sun.

But even The Sun turned her down

Spell Chick

#27
January 12, 2023, 01:21:59 AM
Her linguistic evasion fooled no-one
The cameras were filming her bum
which bounced up and down
with no dressing gown
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Jo Bannister

#28
January 12, 2023, 08:06:16 AM
Chick, it's not limericks you're bad at - it's turning the page at the right time! See above:

But even The Sun turned her down.
"You may be the talk of the town

Gyppo

#29
January 12, 2023, 11:06:31 AM
But even The Sun turned her down.
"You may be the talk of the town
but you'll not grace our pages
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