If This is the Answer, What is the Question... Another ThatOllie Game

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Mark Hoffmann

#510
March 01, 2021, 09:12:14 AM
Why on Earth did you order the Brussels sprouts kabab?

No one told me to take it off.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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DGSquared

#511
March 01, 2021, 09:14:17 AM
Why are you wearing cricket pads on your elbows?



Uphill in a clown mobile.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

#512
March 01, 2021, 01:56:18 PM
How did you lose your virginity?

The clown did it!
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

#513
March 04, 2021, 07:16:59 AM
Who started the riots at the American Capitol Building?





That's why we didn't go home.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Jo Bannister

#514
March 04, 2021, 09:29:04 AM Last Edit: March 04, 2021, 02:59:25 PM by Jo Bannister
Did I see the bailiffs at your house yesterday, dismantling the whole thing and taking it away on a low-loader?

It's the only way I know to ruin a poached egg.

Mark Hoffmann

#515
March 04, 2021, 01:57:24 PM
What had that poor squirrel ever done to you?

She held them up with optimism and a couple of blue elastic bands.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Jo Bannister

#516
March 04, 2021, 03:03:05 PM
How did the "Saucy Sue" manage to fly the Blue Peter and ensign as she left port with a broken flag-halliard?

I thought it was a badger in the coal-hole.

Mark Hoffmann

#517
March 04, 2021, 03:38:15 PM
What was your first thought when you saw Gyppo's beard?

There's no such thing.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

#518
March 06, 2021, 11:36:12 AM
What do you think about your non-judgemental in-laws?



He threw it down the manhole.     Now referred to as a maintenance hole.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb
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