Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)

Started by Mark Hoffmann, January 06, 2018, 10:21:12 AM

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Firefly

Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

Mark Hoffmann

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
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Mark Hoffmann

Ed slipped and the bread fell in deep
confusing a lecherous creep
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Dwin

Ed slipped and the bread fell in deep
confusing a lecherous creep
Getting his thrills on the cheap

(hopefully correct page this time :-[)

Mark Hoffmann

Ed slipped and the bread fell in deep
confusing a lecherous creep
Getting his thrills on the cheap
as he watched a sheared sheep
getting pissed on by Little Bo Peep.

"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Spell Chick

"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
"You're crazy. What wrong with your head?"
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Firefly

"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
"You're crazy. What wrong with your head?"
Bo's sheep are all quite kinky
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

Mark Hoffmann

"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
"You're crazy. What wrong with your head?"
Bo's sheep are all quite kinky,
unlike her pet minke
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Firefly

"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
"You're crazy. What wrong with your head?"
Bo's sheep are all quite kinky,
unlike her pet minke
Which she snuggles each night in bed


Old Man Brown was a totin
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

Amie


Mark Hoffmann

Old Man Brown was a totin
A musket whose barrel was smokin.
And behind lay a trail
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Firefly

Old Man Brown was a totin
A musket whose barrel was smokin.
And behind lay a trail
Made by a giant snail
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

Mark Hoffmann

Old Man Brown was a totin
A musket whose barrel was smokin.
And behind lay a trail
Made by a giant snail
on its way to a soiree in Woking.

A meeting of snails big and small
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Amie

A meeting of snails big and small
Decided to host a Grand Ball

Mark Hoffmann

A meeting of snails big and small
Decided to host a Grand Ball.
Of course black tie and tails
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590