Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)

Mark Hoffmann · January 06, 2018, 10:21:12 AM

There once was a lady named Kitty

Vienna · January 06, 2018, 11:15:11 AM

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty

Mark Hoffmann · January 06, 2018, 12:34:47 PM

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,

Spell Chick · January 06, 2018, 03:13:16 PM

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
So easily found

Mark Hoffmann · January 06, 2018, 03:22:06 PM

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
so easily found,
between flaps that were also quite pretty.

Then one day Kitty moved to the city

Firefly · January 06, 2018, 11:31:38 PM

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee

Mark Hoffmann · January 08, 2018, 09:28:50 AM

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick

Dansinger · January 08, 2018, 09:30:50 AM

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
Who had a great stick

Mark Hoffmann · January 08, 2018, 09:43:09 AM

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
who had a great stick -
shaped knob which he rubbed on her titty.

A handsome young postman called Neil

Dansinger · January 08, 2018, 10:06:08 AM

A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel

Mark Hoffmann · January 08, 2018, 10:14:20 AM

A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb

Dansinger · January 08, 2018, 10:17:42 AM

A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
which made him quite glum

DGSquared · January 12, 2018, 09:10:09 AM

A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
which made him quite glum
and ruined his charming appeal

He delivered some sensitive mail

Firefly · January 12, 2018, 09:23:36 AM

He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale

DGSquared · January 12, 2018, 11:12:33 AM

He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky