Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)

Started by Mark Hoffmann, January 06, 2018, 10:21:12 AM

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Dansinger

#30
January 14, 2018, 08:49:19 AM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
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Mark Hoffmann

#31
January 14, 2018, 08:57:57 AM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
then unbuttoned his frock
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Dansinger

#32
January 14, 2018, 09:06:46 AM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
then unbuttoned his frock
And got out his new Glock
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DGSquared

#33
January 14, 2018, 12:54:27 PM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
then unbuttoned his frock
And got out his new Glock
with rust that was caused from his drool


He discovered the trigger was stuck
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Spell Chick

#34
January 14, 2018, 01:16:42 PM
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Dansinger

#35
January 14, 2018, 01:24:46 PM
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop
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Mark Hoffmann

#36
January 14, 2018, 06:20:34 PM
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop,
bought a bottle of pop,
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

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Dansinger

#37
January 14, 2018, 07:08:25 PM
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop,
bought a bottle of pop,
and drank it all in his truck.
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Mark Hoffmann

#38
January 14, 2018, 07:40:11 PM
Singer, You get the honour of starting a new one, when you write L5.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
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Dansinger

#39
January 14, 2018, 07:47:55 PM
Quote from: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 07:40:11 PM
Singer, You get the honour of starting a new one, when you write L5.

Nice!

A castrate once outsang a trumpet
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Mark Hoffmann

#40
January 14, 2018, 07:51:34 PM
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Spell Chick

#41
January 15, 2018, 12:00:06 PM
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Mark Hoffmann

#42
January 15, 2018, 01:02:17 PM
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
like citrusy dung   
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

#43
January 15, 2018, 04:06:19 PM
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
like citrusy dung   
stuck fast to the backside of a strumpet



With strumpets you must bare in mind
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

#44
January 15, 2018, 05:45:02 PM
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind 
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590
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