Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)

Started by Mark Hoffmann, January 06, 2018, 10:21:12 AM

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Dansinger

#15
January 12, 2018, 03:19:39 PM
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
The recipient picky
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DAnuchan

#16
January 12, 2018, 04:02:51 PM
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
The recipient picky
And Dale inflated a female.


My nickname is Orange, you see.

Mark Hoffmann

#17
January 12, 2018, 05:56:21 PM
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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DGSquared

#18
January 13, 2018, 11:46:17 AM
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Dansinger

#19
January 13, 2018, 11:47:38 AM
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Unlike my grabby little hand
Daan Katz, Author - Where the Magic Happens
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Mark Hoffmann

#20
January 13, 2018, 10:09:25 PM
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Unlike my grabby little hand
or my brain, which is simply a pea.

A juggler of kittens called Mat

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DAnuchan

#21
January 13, 2018, 10:11:42 PM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat

Mark Hoffmann

#22
January 13, 2018, 10:15:21 PM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DAnuchan

#23
January 13, 2018, 10:17:13 PM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
on a bright summer day

Mark Hoffmann

#24
January 14, 2018, 08:25:15 AM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
on a bright summer day
bought a kitten-skin fez. What a twat!

A hipster (with beard) from Poole

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Dansinger

#25
January 14, 2018, 08:25:46 AM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
Fell down a few steps
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Firefly

#26
January 14, 2018, 08:26:45 AM
We have a whoopsie  ;D
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

Mark Hoffmann

#27
January 14, 2018, 08:28:56 AM
Fly

The full quote is of course:
QuoteBetty, the cat did a whoopsie on the carpet.

Mark
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Mark Hoffmann

#28
January 14, 2018, 08:29:18 AM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Dansinger

#29
January 14, 2018, 08:48:19 AM
Quote from: Firefly on January 14, 2018, 08:26:45 AM
We have a whoopsie  ;D

Drat! That's what happens when you go out playing before you've had your morning cuppa.  :-[
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