Write About Church Ladies

Started by DGSquared, December 25, 2022, 10:31:59 AM

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DGSquared

I went to church on Christmas Eve and ran into a rather disapproving, look-down-your-nose sort of lady among the many other kinds of church ladies. It has prompted a poem I'm working on. I'll try to remember to come back here and post it when I'm done.

Does anyone else want to share church-lady or church-going observations?

Alas, the manmade god and I have parted ways and I've moved on to more spiritual realms without the Catholic-sanctioned er, protected, pedophiles.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Jo Bannister

Not really my area of expertise, Deb, but still...

From what I've seen, a church lady is an instrument devised by a fancy hat as a means of getting out and about at weekends.

Gyppo

Quote from: Jo Bannister on January 05, 2023, 09:52:28 AMFrom what I've seen, a church lady is an instrument devised by a fancy hat as a means of getting out and about at weekends.

Damned cunning, some of those hats.  Even if they are daft enough to think Sunday outings will ripen the plastic fruit adornments

DGSquared

It's good to know I'm not alone in my musings.  ;-)
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Gyppo

We all have our moments.  Even the 'Church Ladies' probably have strange thoughts from time to time.