I ate the forbidden fruit today

Started by Mastafrank, August 25, 2021, 06:59:22 AM

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Mastafrank


My highrise shares a fence with a local church.Myself and others always assumed that the grapevine was wild as it's never been maintained...

Yesterday a tenant harvested a full box of grapes from our side.I went out and collected 3 freezer bags of grapes on the other side...
Le wild Karen appears....
When asked what I was doing I simply said I was collecting grapes for neighbors.I was then admonished for trespassing on private property,how dare I steal communion wine grapes blah blah blah...She took my 3 large freezer bags of grapes... Jokes on her cuz I had hidden a 4th bag that was even fuller..

I guess the blood of Christ isn't for us regular peasants

Gyppo


Mastafrank

The road to hell is paved with good intentions :o

Gyppo

In that case I must be well on my way ;-)

Laura

Ooh, Frank. You're gonna be so holy after you eat those.
Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can.
Arthur Ashe

Gyppo

Could this herald the return of Pope Francis?

Mastafrank

Quote from: Laura on August 25, 2021, 11:38:47 AM
Ooh, Frank. You're gonna be so holy after you eat those.

Incidentally pigs found his new potty spot