Gertie says that she can see ghosts.
In fact, she loves when they're hosts -
their parties are grand,
there's a spectral band,

Rolling

I've never seen a farmer carrying any of those things.  Sacks of feed, yes; a random bit of machinery just fallen off a tractor, yes; a sheep, yes; a grudge, certainly.  But none of the above.

wife

mousetrap

artery clamp

flagrant

quill

Seem quite scary late
at night, whispering with friends.
Bunkum otherwise.

next: iceberg

Or indeed posted, which is more common, at least in the last five hundred years!

bailed

which may, or may not, happen to people who hit other people with a mailed fist

mailed (As in a blow from a mailed fist.)