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I got the news yesterday that a long time aquaintance overdosed 2 weeks ago..Stephan and I ran in different circles but we always respected one another...

First met him way back in 2002 when I worked part time at the Carnival,and again when I moved into the rooming house.

Stephan never gave two fucks what anybody thought,once throwing a microwave through his second floor window, dancing in his undies in a raging
storm.His favorite activity was mooning the university students every night... .always plodding along through life,he enjoyed partying,always searching for a cheap high...

After attempting suicide 4 years ago,they moved him to a bachelor appartment.Six months after moving in he had the door kicked in by the police...He settled down rather quickly after that...

Sadly,this past year Addiction got a firm death grip on him,he would always be pawning whatever he could steal or selling his groceries for a few smokes..

Whether he actually overdosed or commited suicide I don't know and don't care...

He was still someone's Father,brother,son, uncle,and cousin...

Repose toi bien,mon homme.
Vous le méritez

The Bar & Grill / New mattress.. same problem
May 15, 2019, 03:25:23 PM
If he's not hogging the pillow he's  spread out over half the bed ::)
The Bar & Grill / Google is a double edged sword
March 19, 2019, 02:17:39 PM
I googled my Friends name after he hinted a movie of his had premiered at the local indie theatre...

What I soon discovered quite literally shocked me to my core.. Back in 2012 he was convicted of defrauding an organization of $160,000 :o

This guy would give you the shirt off his back in a freaking Blizzard....

But people do stupid things,and I can tell he's comeback long way since...

But now I don't want to broach the subject as he's never talked about his's bloody ackward :-X
The Bar & Grill / Superman I am not
March 14, 2019, 01:28:34 AM
Mid February I had an industrial fridge topple over after trying to retrieve a ball trapped behind ..I escaped with only a large bruise on my leg..

Fast forward to last week when the E.R  Doc diagnosed me with a hernia >:(

I'd go
The Bar & Grill / Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
January 13, 2019, 03:35:54 PM
Case: Friday January 11th
Time 3:50 pm

Outline: OC TRANSPO double decker bus collided into transit station.3 fatalities,23 injured

This is the second time in 5 years that a double decker has been involved in a fatal accident causing death...

Both OC transpo and the city maintain they are safe to ride >:(

Take a look at the picture below and tell me what you think..I've ridden on the decker busses,and while the view up top is fantastic I couldn't help but feel vulnerable sitting less than a feet away from the windshield...

PS..what happens if the bus driver has to break suddenly??
I had just gotten to sleep when our fire alarm went off(false alarms are normal) This was immediately followed by a power outage....

"Ok WTF is going on now"

Voices of people yelling in stairwell

"Ok somethings up,maybe a fight or something (getting worried)

Unbeknownst to me the second floor electrical room had exploded :o

Yet it was a further 45 minutes until I decided to see what was going on

Opens door


By the time Pigs and I got ready the firemen bangs on the door


Shit just got real,and yet I still thought it was a small fire until I heard

"Go get that guy on the balcony"

:o :o  :o

You guys know the tired cliche of Dogs mauling Mailmen?? Well Pigs hates firemen ;D

Only this time he was so petrified he let them gently lift him into the bucket ;)

I wont bore you with the 15 hour waiting saga,suffice to say that Pigs is over at 1st dads house while I'm slumming it at the Travelodge 8) 8)

Was told it'll be 48 hours till I can go home 8)


"The injuries at Canada Post are higher than in the mining industry," said Fischer. "We have five times [the number of injuries] the average of the federal sector."
The Bar & Grill / Spider causes evacuation (for Gyppo)
November 11, 2018, 06:27:07 PM
A local government building was evacuated twice this year over fears of a brown recluse spider...

taxpayers are on the hook for an $18,000 fumigation of a federal government building in what turned out to be a false sighting of a rare venomous spider.

In June, the Shared Services Canada building in Ottawa had to be evacuated after employees said they saw a brown recluse spider, a potentially dangerous arachnid that is extremely rare for the region. The 50 workers were sent home for two days.

Turns out it was just a harmless spider
The Bar & Grill / Guess who turned 7 this week?? Pigs!!
November 08, 2018, 01:57:39 AM
The Bar & Grill / 100 years later
November 08, 2018, 01:35:49 AM
Roughly 40 million people perished during the war to end all wars :o


The Bar & Grill / Cannabis is now Legal!!!! Hurray??
October 17, 2018, 06:06:05 PM
Cannabis is now Legal in canada 8)

People across the country lined up early for the Midnight opening of potshops...

Everywhere except Ontario ::)

We have to purchase online from a state run store,and get this, Canada Post our failing mail carrier will hand deliver your weed for a $5 fee....priced themselves right of the market 🤦🤦🤦🤦

Edit: Canada post going on strike next week ::)
The Bar & Grill / I Survived Bluesfest 2018
July 25, 2018, 04:35:38 PM
Just barely ::)

All in all it was a grand ol' time. Lots of great world class music,fun and entertainment to be had ;D 8)...

I found 2 unopened beers ;D and received a 3rd as a free sample :D :D :D. When I get home I'll post some YouTube links

Alas with all the fun there was the dreaded task of sorting Beer cans :o :( :(

The Bar & Grill / Bush and Pigs
June 11, 2018, 08:52:24 AM
Been a while since I posted a picture of Bush and Pigs ;)
The Bar & Grill / Humboldt Broncos
April 09, 2018, 07:01:14 PM
A bus carrying members of a junior hockey league collided with a tractor trailer killing  15 people :'(
The Bar & Grill / Who wants candy???
February 23, 2018, 03:13:29 PM
I bought 6 kilos of reindeer acorn candy, just cuz it was on sale 6 cents per 100 grams....

I'm sick of it ::)
The Bar & Grill / Francis(and) the mule
January 26, 2018, 11:33:16 PM
The other day as I was out walking the mutt,I encountered a dealer...worst sales tactic ever

DD: yo wassup dawg???

Me: not much

DD: you looking??


DD: want some food? (Crack)

Me: nope

DD: you sure, I got really good stuff,didn't y'all get paid??

Me: ......and your point is!??

DD: I'll give you a free toke..

It was at this point I damn near sicced Pigs on him 8)

Next time I will lol

Welcome - START HERE! / Rows rows rows his boat
January 16, 2018, 01:49:29 AM
Gently down the stream,beer in hand.....

Hello yall :D