Wasn't this on the boards of MWC?
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Quote from: Gyppo on January 12, 2019, 06:51:29 PMI remember you being hounded by a Council Wally about either your overgrown jungle back garden or was it your garage, or summat like that? But also did you cut back some foliage, and a mini appeared?
This reminds me of the new neighbour who moved in when I lived in the house. I was in the front garden and she peered through the hedge and asked me if I'd seen her pussy.
"Probably not." Trying not to smile and wondering who the hell she was.
"I've just moved in over there," pointing over her shoulder. "If you see it will you grab it for me?"
I assume she thought the strangled grin was just a friendly smile.
"How will I recognise it?" If I hadn't spoken I would have burst out laughing at this point, she was so serious about it.
"It's quite distinctive. It's a kind of rosy pink."
I assured her I'd keep my eyes open and went back indoors before the incipient belly laugh escaped.
Mum looked at me, gasping in the doorway and asked who I'd been talking to. I told her and we were both absolutely corpsed for a while.
We did see her cat a few days later. It was a strange pale ginger and in some lights it did look rather pink.
Over the next few months we noticed a few other strange vagaries n her speech and realised she wasn't a native speaker.
They were a strange family. Having turned up unnoticed they vanished the same way after less than a year, never to be seen again. Except for one brief meeting a couple of years later in a carpark at a DIY store where she rushed up and enthused volubly and briefly over how much she had enjoyed living across the alley from us.
When she had raced off in her car my daughter asked "Who was that?"
"The lady who asked me to grab her pink pussy if I happened to see it."
Daughter doubled over. The pink pussy is part of the family legend.