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#16
Wasn't this on the boards of MWC?
#17
Welcome - START HERE! / Re: Hello
June 10, 2019, 09:33:53 PM
 :)
#18
The Bar & Grill / Re: Obituary For 2par
June 10, 2019, 09:30:51 PM
Thanks Firefluff. xbx
#19
Welcome - START HERE! / Re: Hello
June 09, 2019, 01:25:18 PM
 :) ;) :) :)
#20
The Bar & Grill / Re: BWF Bar and Grill
June 09, 2019, 12:52:27 PM
Can a mod please put this in the right place for me.
It's my sad task to report that Pat (known as 2par in MWC) has passed away due to cancer.
After we both left the circle we became closer when she joined my FB Three Rivers Group.

Thought you's would like to know. Xbx
#21
Word Play / Re: We all have questions
January 14, 2019, 02:27:48 AM
Surely you know? It's when I visited Oz and got bitten by a Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
#22
Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
January 14, 2019, 02:26:29 AM
 ;D  ;D
#23
Word Play / Re: We all have questions
January 14, 2019, 01:38:44 AM
Aren't you all nuts? Asked Bri as he bolted from the room.
#24
Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
January 14, 2019, 01:36:00 AM
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#25
Quote from: Gyppo on January 12, 2019, 06:51:29 PM
This reminds me of the new neighbour who moved in when I lived in the house.  I was in the front garden and she peered through the hedge and asked me if I'd seen her pussy.

"Probably not."  Trying not to smile and wondering who the hell she was.

"I've just moved in over there," pointing over her shoulder.  "If you see it will you grab it for me?"

I assume she thought the strangled grin was just a friendly smile.

"How will I recognise it?"  If I hadn't spoken I would have burst out laughing at this point, she was so serious about it.

"It's quite distinctive.  It's a kind of rosy pink."

I assured her I'd keep my eyes open and went back indoors before the incipient belly laugh escaped.

Mum looked at me, gasping in the doorway and asked who I'd been talking to.  I told her and we were both absolutely corpsed for a while.

We did see her cat a few days later.  It was a strange pale ginger and in some lights it did look rather pink.

Over the next few months we noticed a few other strange vagaries n her speech and realised she wasn't a native speaker.

They were a strange family.  Having turned up unnoticed they vanished the same way after less than a year, never to be seen again.  Except for one brief meeting a couple of years later in a carpark at a DIY store where she rushed up and enthused volubly and briefly over how much she had enjoyed living across the alley from us.

When she had raced off in her car my daughter asked "Who was that?"

"The lady who asked me to grab her pink pussy if I happened to see it." 

Daughter doubled over.  The pink pussy is part of the family legend.

Gyppo
I remember you being hounded by a Council Wally about either your overgrown jungle back garden or was it your garage, or summat like that? But also did you cut back some foliage, and a mini appeared?
#26
Word Play / Re: We all have questions
January 13, 2019, 12:03:03 PM
It's no what ye say, but how yuh say it. Isn it?
#27
Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
January 13, 2019, 12:01:24 PM
"Wheesht laad! Haad ya gob, while ah tell ye aall aboot me Win."
#28
Word Play / Re: We all have questions
January 13, 2019, 03:18:03 AM
Capeach. I think?
#29
The Bar & Grill / Re: BWF Bar and Grill
January 12, 2019, 06:29:57 PM
Ketchup is good, on everything.
#30
Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
January 12, 2019, 06:28:56 PM
(sings)
"Port out. Starboard home.
P with a capital P-o-s-h,

WINN."