A place where they compile all the "Aints" is the Complaint department. Nothing is achieved here. They just keep piling up. Complaints are the compilation of the two words, comp, and aint (which isn't really a proper word to begin with). The extra 'L' is thrown in to confuse people.
Prince Andrew and the Pussy Cats The saga of a well-behaved prince whose kittens were taken from him when his best friend was killed (or was his best friend murdered) after being thrown in jail for running a puppy mill for felines?