A throwback from my childhood. Loved this song.

Happy New Year! May 2023 be your best yet. Mine too.

I heard this slowed down version of  Don't Be Cruel on a show last week. My mom loved Elvis . I wonder what she thought of this.

approval committee

wills

Don't anyone cry for Evita.
The skinny cow lived on Ryvita.
She's trampy as hell,
or so I hear tell,
from my sex worker friend, Rosita


Rosita loves biceps with tattoos

Yikes!

My keyboard has a mind of its own.
It behaves like a dog with a bone.
It chews up the letters
It leaves the go-getters
but beats the hell out of being alone

Shellfish desserts? Now that's a good way to stick to a diet.

for-warned

A place where they compile all the "Aints" is the Complaint department. Nothing is achieved here. They just keep piling up. Complaints are the compilation of the two words, comp, and aint (which isn't really a proper word to begin with). The extra 'L' is thrown in to confuse people.


NARCISSISM

nowhere (which I always thought looked a lot like now here and loved the irony)

driving

scare

Prince Andrew and the Pussy Cats
The saga of a well-behaved prince whose kittens were taken from him when his best friend was killed (or was his best friend murdered) after being thrown in jail for running a puppy mill for felines?