Poetry Challenge - Fifteen-minutes of your Time ** REDUX - CLOSES 30 SEP 2019

Started by Mark Hoffmann, February 20, 2018, 09:54:20 AM

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Mark Hoffmann

The deadline was reached an no poems received. If you stumble across this thread and want to try the challenge, then feel free to give it a go and post your poem here.

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All you need is fifteen minutes to enter this challenge. In fact, you must not spend more time than that!

The aim is not to write the best poem in the world, the aim is to write something, to engage, to take part. Novices and prose writes are encouraged to play.

There are only 2 rules:

1) Spend no more than 15 minutes. DO NOT CHEAT! Some people will cheat, don't be one of them!!

2) It must start with the words: "And when".

Submissions to me by midnight GMT Sunday 4th March. 23 September 2018 30 September 2019.

No need to read further if you are short of time, or if you just want to get on with it.

Tips:

If you normally write prose try not to get over poetic. Focus on the concrete. Try telling a story, but you will have to leave much to the reader's imagination.

Line breaks do not a poem make. If you prefer to write without breaks, that is perfectly fine.

If you are a poetry writer, save some time out of the 15 to play with sounds and meter.

One way to approach this is to write the first 2 words "And when" then write whatever comes into your head. Spend 5 mins doing that, then the next 5 re-hashing what you just wrote to create something coherent. Spend the last 5 mins checking your grammar and looking for more interesting words to use. DO NOT CHEAT!

If you are wondering why I use the prompt "And when" not just "When" it's because I wanted to start with an iamb (da DUM). If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's fine, it won't make not a jot of difference.

I'd never done this myself, so thought I better had before setting it as a challenge. Here's my attempt.

And when the pear tree fell
in the storms of twenty-twelve,
I found a wooded casket, hidden
amongst the earthy roots.
I brushed it clean and dried it out
and placed it on my windowsill.
One day I'll look inside; perhaps.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
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Vienna


Mark Hoffmann

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Mark Hoffmann

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Mark Hoffmann

No entries received. Oh well never mind.  :)

If anyone wants to give it a go in the future, just post your poem on this thread.

M
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

Vienna

I didnt want to "win" it by simply being the one and only entry, and it certainly looked like there wasn't going to be any, I thought I'll leave it. Sorry mate.

Mark Hoffmann

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

Hey Mark,

Dumb blonde feigning ignorance here. Okay, so the ignorance is real.   ::)

Are you going to give this another go? If so, I'm in.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

DGSquared

Okay, I'm in. I didn't cheat and that will be evident. A challenge indeed.

Come on folks, let's play!
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Vienna


DGSquared

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Mark Hoffmann

Extended by a week because I know so many people are on the verge of submitting their entries.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
US - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V

FB Author Page - https://www.facebook.com/Mark-Hoffmann-Writer-102573844786590

DGSquared

Hey Mark, time to kick some fanny butt on this. There should be enough people here to get this going again. We need challenges.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb