linguistic

Are you stoned?   
Never mind. 

Different question:
When you're driving, and some idiot does something annoying or dangerous, do you ever badmouth those people out loud in your car, so only you can hear it?

Over

They don't have to be in your house ;-)  if you see a sign, poster or label which could be read as a name, better still one which literally jumps out as a name - try and attach an imaginary character to it.

There was a local self employed electrician whose otherwise plain white van was emblazoned with nothing but his name and initials, proudly telling the whole world he was B J Champion.

It now reads Champion Electrics.

Hats off to Marianne as well.  That's trust.

No kidding! 

I don't know why I didn't include that in my story.