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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 26, 2018, 10:02:26 PM »
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.  :)

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Beautiful clear blue sky. :)

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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 25, 2018, 11:32:51 PM »
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh

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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 25, 2018, 11:31:48 PM »
Why didn't the prawn share his toys?
He was a little shellfish

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Raining , precipitating, pissing down, showering, streaming, cloudbursting,

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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 25, 2018, 12:27:19 AM »
My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and now, a lifetime ban at the zoo.

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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 25, 2018, 12:25:58 AM »
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.

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Ditto

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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 23, 2018, 11:40:24 PM »
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and
attacking everyone, he even threw his faeces on the wall. I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.


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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 23, 2018, 11:37:53 PM »
Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
 At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.


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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 23, 2018, 11:37:05 PM »
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels.

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Warm and sunny after a frosty start.

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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 23, 2018, 12:38:06 AM »
Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Can we just change the topic please?


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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 23, 2018, 12:36:05 AM »
A boy complains to his father "You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! It didn't! All they did was laugh at me!"
Father: "Yes, but you should have realised that the potato goes at the front."


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The Bar & Grill / Re: The Bad Joke Thread
« on: July 23, 2018, 12:32:06 AM »
Why can you never trust an atom?
 Because they make up everything

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