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The Bar & Grill / Re: Cookbook time
« on: June 22, 2022, 07:39:53 PM »
Anything you can make I can make smaller!

Also... BEHOLD!


This takes a lot of effort to make, but it will assault your taste buds with PURE AWESOME!

1 lb-13oz can cling peach slices
1 1/2 lb round steak
1/4 cup flour
2 teaspoons paprika
1 1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
2 tablespoons oil
1 (16 0z) can tomatoes
1 teaspoon caraway seeds
Hot buttered noodles

Drain peaches; reserve 1/2 cup syrup. Cut steak into 2x1x1/2-inch strips. Combine flour, 1 teaspoon paprika, salt and pepper. Dust steak with flour mixture. Brown steak in oil, reserving remaining flour mixture. Add reserved peach syrup, remaining paprika, tomatoes and caraway seeds. Simmer 1 to 2 hours until tender. Mix reserved flour mixture with small amount of water; stir into steak mixture until thickened. Add peach slices and heat through.

Serve over BUTTERED noodles. ...srsly, make sure you butter them noodles or you're just gonna screw it all up!

Don't try and squeeze a calorie out at the expense of taste or my grandmother will reach down out of heaven just to slap you silly with a stick of butter!

The Bar & Grill / Re: A question for the Americans amongst you.
« on: June 22, 2022, 07:25:32 PM »
The current vernacular would be "pissing in the wind".  Wait, no, that's old... I believe "fuck around and find out" is the current iteration.

The Coffee Table / The Evils Among Us
« on: June 22, 2022, 08:43:59 AM »

"So I posted this, then pulled it. He had ballooned up to 360 lbs in the two years after leaving the NBA, and his father was 500 lbs. A very strange tale, that kind of rapid weight gain is really dangerous."

What part of what you said sounds like "natural causes"? I'm still missin it.

People don't start eating like that for no apparent reason.

It's because of fear, most likely.

Fear really is the mind killer... but you likely don't understand how exactly.

So I'll get high and explain it! Wait... I'm already high.

High... er.

Fear disrupts your temporal sentience. It locks you "into the now". Like a child.

We actually have to LEARN how to have temporal sentience... to "think ahead" and to "asses the past". Without that ability we can't make decisions that lead to sustainable happiness.

You can't "live in the moment" unsupervised.

But fear FORCES us to "live in the moment".

In doing so we become unable to asses historical patterns or gradual change. Or sense of sequencing is totally destroyed.

They use fear to create self destructive slaves that they can use to push further slavery.

How do you stop it? Well I'd like to say, "Just stop being afraid." and while that might work great for me... maybe not so much for others.

So, the trick to mitigating fear is expectation. If you EXPECT something to happen... you won't really be afraid of it.

That's why so many of us on Gab are unaffected by all this, because we've all learned, through our life experiences, to EXPECT evil... when you EXPECT evil... you are no longer surprised by the stupid shit that evil does.

Expect inhumanity to roll on out of control unless you all actively work to stop it. That starts with taking a calming breath and realizing... yes, there is a predator lurking just outside the camp... but that's why we stand watch... and that's why we stay vigilant.

So long as we do, we don't have to fear that predator... it's only a threat when we fail to notice it lurking around.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting you to deny his presence.

Just look at how pedophiles completely jacked the entire trans movement after corporate America suddenly decided to "capitalize" on it.

That should be illegal you know... capitalizing on humanity.

Like capitalizing on art, entertainment, industry, creation... that makes sense.

But when you're turning people into cash cows to continually milk their own autonomy or culture for your personal gain... yeah don't do that.

Like what SJWs do, how they capitalize on minority groups and use them to create artificial vectors of control to hijack the system.

Or how the pharmaceutical industry conspires to uses us as unaware guinea pigs.

The merchant wants to be apart of the state because once the merchant has control of the state... you have human slavery... in some form or another... you ALWAYS have slavery when the MERCHANT becomes INVOLVED with the STATE!

It doesn't end in anything but human subjugation and misery for profit.

The Bar & Grill / Re: Solstice Greetings from the old Hedge Druid
« on: June 21, 2022, 10:15:55 AM »
Summer is best because the sun turns its attention to the porch in the afternoons, proving a good spot for growing Vitamin D in a human pot.

Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
« on: June 21, 2022, 05:01:57 AM »

Title: Krysti Who?! Meets Doctor Who?!

Setting: strange world, an unrealized reality line that collapsed and died out.  A proverbial ghost reality.

Dr. Who: Uh, hello... little miss.

Krysti: I BITE!

Dr. Who: Would you like a Jujube instead?


Dr. Who: Y-you know what these are?

*a cloud suddenly catches on fire*

Dr. Who: Is that normal here?

*Krysti shrugs*

Dr. Who: Where are you from?

Krysti: The interstice between reality and oblivion, same as you.

Dr. Who: Well that certainly cleared things up.

Dr. Who: And... ~what~ are you, exactly?  Human?

Krysti: Living God.

Dr. Who: As opposed to a dead God?

Krysti: It's more like petrification really... which is synonmyous with perfection.

Dr. Who: You are much more clever than you appear to be.

Krysti: Oh the cleverness of me!

Dr. Who: Who are you?

Krysti: I'm Krysti.

Dr. Who: Krysti who?

Krysti: Yes.

Dr. Who: Krysti Krysti?

Krysti: Krysti Who.

Dr. Who: *sighs* Krysti, Krysti, Krysti...

Krysti: Sometimes there can be too many of just one thing you know.

Dr. Who: I'm starting to get that.

Dr. Who: So, Krysti, the ~living~ God, what are you doing here... in ~this~ place... of all places?

Krysti: I've been sitting here waiting for my daddy.

Dr. Who: Daddy who?

Krysti: Exactly.

Dr. Who: Who?

Krysti: It would take less of you to get this joke.

Dr. Who: No.

Krysti: Yes.

Dr. Who: No.

Krysti: I BITE!

Dr. Who: Yes.

Dr. Who: Why am I your daddy?

Krysti: Why are you people's doctor?

Dr. Who: Well, I like to help people.

Krysti: Well, I like you as my daddy and since we're both working to make things we like a reality, you can keep calling yourself a doctor if I can keep calling you my daddy.

Dr. Who: Wait, you're not my ~actual~ daughter, are you?

Krysti: Are you insulting my looks?!

But who ~is~ Krysti?!


Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
« on: June 12, 2022, 08:14:30 PM »
The giant fiery death ball of infinite cancer is turning everything ginger!  How can we possibly stop this?!  Not even the pandas are safe!  This is why we can't have blue things.  I propose a shift in the color spectrum!  It's the only viable solution.

Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
« on: June 11, 2022, 08:39:34 PM »
Do red pandas and regular pandas get along?  And would it be possible to make a hybrid... a red, white and black panda... thing... cutesy calico pandas.

Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
« on: June 10, 2022, 06:51:23 PM »
Uh oh... I'm high again!  D:

Here's a high hi from me!

Why would we need an ark?  I mean... we couldn't rightly increase the amount of water... uh oh...

You know that, uh... *ahem*... that trench... all them trenches... what if... there was some SUB-tectonic activity that wound up shove those trenches closed... in turn... the water would come flooding up!  D:

Oh noes!

Okay go make a movie I get 5% of any profit over $50k.

Sorry, I like to do my shit all like... Unreal Engine style rules.

My concepts are free to play and fee to pander.

Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
« on: June 09, 2022, 02:47:44 AM »
Heh... check this out...

*gets stupid high*

*accessing autonomous creation controls*

*amalgamating emotional cortex transfer protocols*

Don't worry, these are just mental cue cards... hang on...

*takes another toke*

*tracing evolutional sequence pattern programming*


Cakey, cakey... sweet tasty cheese bread... it tastes like a sunrise in the clouds, a light embrace, glowing embers of nuclear taste.

I can taste the sunrise... and the flavor is cheesecake.


That's my little psychopathic parlor trick!  :D

Word Play / Re: The last person to post here wins
« on: June 08, 2022, 08:17:05 AM »
So... what are we trying to win?

483 pages... I sure hope I'm not the first person to ask that.  D:

I hope it's eatable... like cheesecake... hungry now...

Welcome - START HERE! / Absent Minded Anathema
« on: June 08, 2022, 07:02:21 AM »
Or was it artist?  Maybe both!  My gimmick is largely WEED WRITING!  I write weird stuff while high... some of its kinda scary.

I use a variety of data forecasting or perception running techniques to create twisted, uncanny valley versions of the future... also for political posting.  Kinda like Q was doing with FOIA requests and apophenic inferences.

Q is like... the knock-off of my brand.

Mine is perfected to the point where I can break reality down into what I call "conceptual chemistry" which I then use in conjunction with pattern recognition in order to "notice" things people normally don't... some of which could potentially be dangerous.

And if all that sounds like a bunch of stupid nonsense, well... maybe it is.

I do possess infinite imagination.

The problem with that is... I can always come up with more "explanations" for it... plausible... implausible... whatever you like!

So I usually just pass everything off to Jesus like all the previous philosophical savants did.

It's just safer that way and it's stupid easy to prove the existence of God.  Easier than it is trying to explain conceptual chemistry.

I have been trying to teach the normies tho, how to see psychopathic parlor tricks.

Not sure about you all, but uh... I'm gettin tired of Kronos's kids running roughshod on the hoomuns and purposefully screwing them up to try and destroy their sense of autonomy.

So I've been teaching them about us Athenians and how we use Athenian abuse to amp up our perception.

Abusive emotional isolation coupled with unrelenting expectations of one's reasoning from as early as possible.

Asians cultures have been attempting to create their own knock-off brand for quite some time, but their conceptual chemistry is a bit "off".

They don't understand that it requires artistic freedom to really make it "go".

If you remove autonomy the best you'll get is a human calculator... not quite the same as being able to repaint reality on the fly.

So I combine a lot of Jesus stuff with Athenian stuff and make it go, "BRRRR!"

Oh, also... I can make it darker.

Be careful tho about asking... sometimes I discover things that you'll regret knowing about.

The Bar & Grill / Re: To my fellow writers.
« on: June 08, 2022, 04:53:44 AM »
As long as you're not using it as a psychopathic parlor trick I think it's good.

Creating mental clones is an excellent way of achieving multidimensional perspective.

You should be careful tho, you can potentially lose yourself, becoming an addicted daydreamer.

It's like a kind of mental disease that often kills our kind in a sense.

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