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Title: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM
How do you play The Unlikely Game?
The poster above you asks for something unlikely. You respond with a clever answer, then you ask for something unlikely. 

I'll pick it up where we left off.



An unlikely thing to find in a public park.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2018, 03:01:27 PM
Well behaved parents and their children, all playing nicely.



an unlikely reason to clip coupons
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 04, 2018, 03:27:11 PM
Because it's rather frowned upon to clip children's ears.

An unlikely thing to find in a 'poacher's pocket'.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 04, 2018, 04:12:16 PM

A hunting or fishing license, lipstick, and a photograph of dear, old Nan.




Unlikely reason for poaching.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 04, 2018, 10:42:54 PM
Because you believe that badger horn not only exists but is an aphrodisiac.

An unlikely thing to do with a runcible spoon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 05, 2018, 01:51:18 AM
Stab somebody to death for a CD

An unlikely reason to go to work with no pants
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 05, 2018, 08:56:30 AM
Because the police have taken away your clothesline as evidence since your wife used it to hang herself, and as a result you have no dry pants to wear.

An unusual reason for urinating.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 05, 2018, 12:32:25 PM
Your worst enemy is on fire.



an unlikely flower to include in a bouquet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 06, 2018, 02:13:20 AM
A Venus flytrap

An unlikely modern job for a Greek god. (The god can be anyone of your choice.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 06, 2018, 10:58:43 AM
Helios becomes an Uber driver exclusively for night owls who go to late concerts at the Apollo Theater where Apollo now works as a ticket taker. Whew!


An unlikely double billing or opening act on a ticket.   
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 06, 2018, 12:07:30 PM
Hitler and Stalin opening for the Dalai Lama




an unlikely topic for a sermon in a megachurch
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 06, 2018, 02:45:01 PM
The evils of procreation.



Unlikely gift to receive at a baby shower.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 06, 2018, 02:55:35 PM
a sniper rifle
you never get far enough away from the little critters to need more than a pistol
everyone knows that



an unlikely thing to do with a medieval shield
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 06, 2018, 02:59:25 PM
Regularly take it to sand dunes and snow covered hills so you can slide down on hot metal in Summer and cold metal in Winter. Weeeeee!



Unlikely thing to hear from a Valkyrie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 07, 2018, 12:28:20 AM
I can't stand all this macho bullshit in Valhalla.

Unusual book to find in the library at Valhalla.  (There has to be library, just as there has to be some short dark-haired Valkyries.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 07, 2018, 12:37:42 AM
The King James Bible.






Unlikely premise for a reality show.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 07, 2018, 12:40:20 AM
How long you can wait in the DMV without getting bored.

Unlikely urban legend
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 07, 2018, 09:07:16 AM
Trump saves the world! Through good will, he created peace and cooperation among all nations and peoples, reached agreements and set goals to achieve global sustainability and clean up, made college and healthcare available for everyone, and worked out a way to see global wealth more fairly distributed through the masses by firing all CEO's and higher ups who, have in the past, made millions of dollars off the backs of the people who did the hardest work,

He did so by signing an Executive Order for, "The Fair Percentage Act" where wages are more fairly scaled throughout every capitalist's business and company. He did all of this without a single word or tweet. He is praised with songs, and statues, and a temple was built in his name for his humanitarian efforts. An owner is not allowed to make more than 50% of his lowest paid employees.

He was issued a new pair of tiny gloves every day until the golfing 'incident' where the Vice President hit a hole in one right into Trump's mouth, resulting in Trump's untimely death. Pence was burned at the stake. There is a pair of tiny gloves in every state's history museum with the saying, "Small Hands Can Make Big Changes."
 
Wait! That's a fairy tale.

The urban legend is that Trump is secretly straightening things out behind the scenes but has to put on this act to keep his minions from rioting and the KKK from burning down the White House.

Unlikely super hero duo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 07, 2018, 11:57:36 AM
Me and my Dick.
Neither one of us looks all that good in tights and we have the combined strength of a teenage boy.
My superpower is grammatical correctness and my Dick's is the ability to speak understandably but with grammatical errors. We are a team.



unlikely thing to do with a bouquet of lilacs
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 08, 2018, 01:00:20 AM
Stuff a dead beloved pet with them.

Unlikely place to see your grandparents in public
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2018, 12:24:50 PM
A Justin Bieber concert



an unlikely way to travel to the pub
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 08, 2018, 12:58:36 PM
On a Pogo stick.



Unlikely reason for selling your Pogo stick.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 09, 2018, 03:35:07 AM
So that you can buy a goat

Unlikely porno plot
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 09, 2018, 09:57:39 AM
A man with tiny hands attempts to digitally pleasure his lover to the cries of: "Have you started yet?" Eventually, the woman gets fed up with waiting and has the man arrested for impersonating a gonk without a licence. The man is tried, convicted, then melted down and made into a dildo ... and it is at this stage that he stands for office.

An unlikely thing to have on toast.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 09, 2018, 11:28:23 AM
A ring of dancing porpoises, each with a mermaid riding on their back and playing a harp with one hand whilst combing her hair with the other.

An unlikely thing to sprinkle on your breakfast cereal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 09, 2018, 12:32:24 PM
fairy dust, mostly because it is just so difficult to come by



an unlikely way to submit a manuscript
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 09, 2018, 03:28:14 PM
Thrown through a publishers window wrapped around a grenade, with the pin pulled.

An unlikely way in which the police could identify the grenade thrower.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 10, 2018, 02:07:04 AM
By the cute little pink bunnies painted on it.

An unlikely excuse not to go to work the next day.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 10, 2018, 07:32:03 AM
You want to paint the outside of the office.





Unlikely deal to make with the Devil.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 10, 2018, 12:13:00 PM
Anything in which I barter with my non-existent soul. Is the Devil really that dumb?




an unlikely name for a minor demon
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 11, 2018, 03:32:25 AM
Kick my ass

Unlike thing you will need for a hurricane
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 11, 2018, 06:16:00 AM
Vegan marshmallows, Dandies, as they're called over here. You'll need them so the vegetarian friends you invite to your hurricane campfire can enjoy s'mores with everyone else.


Unlikely reason to sleep in a tent.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 11, 2018, 07:54:09 AM
Your pet porcupine and closest companion, Nigel, has a morbid fear of comfortable of bungalows.

An unlikely thing to do in a bungalow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 11, 2018, 08:21:39 AM
Install an upstairs toilet.

Unlikely thing to do with a hand grenade.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 11, 2018, 09:10:50 AM
Put a glove on it.

An unlikely thing to do with the other glove.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 11, 2018, 09:55:38 AM
Stick it in one ear so you don't blow out both eardrums when the grenade explodes.



Unlikely fix for a plumbing problem.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 11, 2018, 10:08:18 AM
Pour cement into the incoming water supply to seal all the leaking pipes.

Unlikely use for your neighbour's stunningly attractive wife.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 11, 2018, 10:17:37 AM
Put a bowl in her hand, cover her in plaster, then use her as a bird bath.


Unlikely use for a bird bath.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Punch bowl, especially for an older uncleaned birdbath.



unlikely reason to need a punch bowl.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 12, 2018, 03:20:25 AM
To make a nest for baby birds

An unlikey name for a rapper
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 12, 2018, 07:11:13 AM
The Tuneful, Melodious and Coherent One.

Unlikely thing to take to the river bank with you whilst fishing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 12, 2018, 07:30:30 AM
A hamster (plus a recording of the theme tune from Tales of the River Bank)

An unlikely reason for knowing the names of any neighbourhoods in Japanese cities.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 12, 2018, 09:54:12 AM
You have a troop of macaws trained to pickpocket. You name them after the towns you'll use them in so you can keep track of the most lucrative pick-pocketed cities.


Unlikely thing to find while pick-pocketing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 12, 2018, 10:25:10 AM
A wormhole to an alternative reality in which wombats are the dominant species.

An even more unlikely dominant species.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 12, 2018, 10:31:27 AM
Virtual turtles.



An unlikely reason for wombats and virtual turtles to be seen together.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 12, 2018, 01:23:53 PM
A new Superhero movie where the wonbats and turtles are the heroes even tho they are not teenaged nor mutant and have no ninja skills whatsoever (their superpower is technologically based, hence the virtual).




an unlikely movie title for a chick flick romance film
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 13, 2018, 04:27:50 AM
Would You Like to Eat My Kitty

An unlikely reason the apocalypse started
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 13, 2018, 07:21:45 AM
To plot a new World dominating species of virtually inconceivable turtbats.

An unlikely reason why some people are able to conceive the inconceivable.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 13, 2018, 08:35:43 AM
Nano-chips implanted by the government into the brains of the unimaginative in hopes of coming up with ways to make life more intolerable for normal people.



Unlikely reason to be normal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 13, 2018, 09:20:08 AM
Because you are a truly imaginative crazy person (possibly a writer?) who has learned to play the part of 'normal' so well in self defence that you have lost all your craziness and imagination.  It's still there, locked in a dark recess of your mind, but you can no longer imagine its existence so it is sadly inaccessible to you for the remainder of your humdrum life.  Just occasionally you may feel the loss without being sure what for, which has to be a bit of bummer.

An unusual use for the 'Bummer'.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 13, 2018, 11:19:57 AM
Print it in comic sans and rub it against your inner thigh.

ASIDE: the use of comic sans is an office against humanity.

An unlikely justification for the use of comic sans.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 13, 2018, 11:46:27 AM
Because the Devil made you do it whilst under the pernicious influence of a potent cocktail of Jeyes Fluid and pre-safety era Tippex correction fluid ingested on a Jacobs Cream Cracker with one corner broken off.

Unlikely cause of sexual ecstasy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 13, 2018, 12:30:23 PM
Tricky one! The world is full of weirdos so no matter what I dream up, someone is likely to get off on it. Nevertheless, I shall try to find something that only a few people will find irresistible.

To ride bareback on a tame wildebeest, while a man with a strong Mexican accent reads out Donald Trump's tweets (in real-time) in the style of Gregorian chants.

If you found yourself becoming tumescent/moist at the image ... keep it to yourself.

An unlikely reason for laxative abuse.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Amie on September 13, 2018, 12:36:25 PM
I was going to say brushing your earlobes with cockroach legs, but Mark beat me to it :)

To Mark’s unlikely: to generate multi-hued and textured paints for organic artworks

An unlikely reason for ironing teatowels.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 13, 2018, 12:41:23 PM
I was going to say brushing your earlobes with cockroach legs ...

I for one find that very erotic.

...
An unlikely reason for ironing teatowels.

You need to let off a bit of steam.

An unlikely way to dry dishes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 13, 2018, 03:20:09 PM
Waft farts over them in an endless stream until they are bone dry. (Mark probably found that erotic, too.)


an unlikely quote attributed to Mark Twain
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 13, 2018, 08:44:03 PM
Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn were irritating little shits, based on two real life brats I would have gladly drowned in The Mississippi if I thought I could have got away with it.  Instead I turned them into a legend which will haunt me forever.

A truly unlikely flavour of ice cream.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 14, 2018, 03:46:34 AM
Pork and wild rice

Unlikely reason to be arrested
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 14, 2018, 07:02:30 AM
Posting non sequiters on a writers' forum.

An unusual way to be secured by a police officer who has misplaced his/her  handcuffs.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2018, 08:11:19 AM
He places his seagull on your head with the tips of its wings covering your eyes and plays the bagpipes so that you get confused about which way is North.

An unlikelier instrument than bagpipes. 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2018, 10:32:18 AM
Shoehorns. Shoes that are actually horns. Each shoe produces its own unique sound.  Boots give a low bassoon tone and sandals sound like high pitched kazoos. Both are hard on the ears. :D




An unlikely use for a comb.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2018, 12:16:35 PM
Used by a slaphead to create furrows on his pate.

An unlikely reason to evacuate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2018, 01:31:13 PM
You'll take any opportunity you can find to talk with men in uniform.





Unlikely reason to wear a uniform.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2018, 01:32:32 PM
You are in charge of the pencils.

Unlikely reason to discard a uniform.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2018, 01:43:56 PM
They took your pencil privileges away and put you in charge of pens. The pens leaked in your breast pocket, then your co-workers started calling you an inky-boob. You couldn't handle the ridicule and decided to go to work for a singing telegram service as wolf in sheep's clothing.



An unlikely song for singing telegram.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 14, 2018, 03:49:39 PM
The Point of No Return from Phantom of the Opera, especially sung when the telegram demands a reply.




unlikely companion for the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Amie on September 14, 2018, 04:41:49 PM
Tourist’s Guide to Merthyr Tydfil

Unlikely reason for shampooing your cat
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 14, 2018, 07:08:07 PM
It's more of an adrenaline sport than shampooing your dog, who actually seems to enjoy bathtime.  Real masochists perform the act naked in order to collect the maximum possible number of scratches.

Unlikely treatment for cat scratches.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 15, 2018, 06:45:44 AM
Lemon juice and salt.


Unlikely toast to give at a wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 15, 2018, 09:07:03 AM
Ladies, gentlemen, friends, Romans, old women who smell like a stale cabbage that has been rinsed in lavender, please raise your glasses for ... [cough] ... the sommelier.

An unlikely way to get out of going to a friend's wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 15, 2018, 10:10:40 AM
Shoot and kill the friend's intended partner.

An unlikely consequence of the above shooting.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 15, 2018, 12:13:48 PM
Congratulatory accolades on your skilled marksmanship along with a trophy and blue ribbon.




unlikely shape for a trophy
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 16, 2018, 05:59:40 AM
The shape of mist or fog. Though I have no idea. . .




Unlikely reason to win a trophy of mist or fog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2018, 08:55:25 AM
Winning the regional finals for producing visible farts (subcategory, cool & odourless). You also came second in Warm, & Minty but only got a rosette for that.

An unlikely thing to come in mint flavour. 

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 16, 2018, 09:03:54 AM
Onions and/or mango.


Unlikely use for a mango pits.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2018, 10:00:10 AM
Artificial testicles for men who prefer 3 to 2.

An unlikely thing to find in a zoo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 16, 2018, 12:43:48 PM
A pen big enough to allow captive animals the freedom they have in the wild.



An unlikely place to grow a garden.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 16, 2018, 12:55:30 PM
Ground up and sold as an aphrodisiac





unlikely use for a feathered cap
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 16, 2018, 01:18:02 PM
To tickle a Dutchman's fancy.

Unlikely reason to study for the priesthood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 16, 2018, 01:25:53 PM
You love bland wafers and wine.




Unlikely reason to wear a cape.




Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2018, 02:20:32 PM
You consider sleeves the work of the devil and refuse to have anything to do with them.

An unlikely material used to make a cape.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 16, 2018, 03:36:16 PM
Tumbleweeds.





Another unlikely use for a tumbleweed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 16, 2018, 09:41:53 PM
As the base for a skyscraper.




unlikely place to find a skyscraper
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 16, 2018, 10:33:41 PM
On an iceberg.




Unlikely thing to do on, or with an iceberg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2018, 10:57:57 PM
Cut a hole in the ice and put a ring of peas around the edge of the hole. Hide behind a large snowball and wait. When a polar bear comes up for a pea, run up behind him and kick him in the ice hole.

An unlikely way to dry off a very wet polar bear.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Amie on September 16, 2018, 11:26:38 PM
Microwave

An unlikely ending to a Mills and Boone romance
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 17, 2018, 02:56:13 AM
Everyone gets naked, runs around, and enters into a rap battle

Unlike Valentine's Day present
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 17, 2018, 07:05:44 AM

Everyone gets naked, runs around, and enters into a rap battle

Unlike Valentine's Day present

A break up notification via text message. I would unlike that very much.


An unlikely first date.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 17, 2018, 07:28:33 AM
Minus one (-1) of October, or any month comes to that.  Have you ever noticed that numerically all months are disgustingly positive?  I suspect it's never crossed your mind, even those of you who deal regularly with minus numbers.

An unlikely thing to say your bride or groom when you reach the "Do you take this..."
part of the ceremony.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2018, 07:39:22 AM
"Do you get wafers with it?"

An unlikely reason for needing wafers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 17, 2018, 07:47:48 AM
You're all out of noodles.





An unlikely thing to do with your noodle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2018, 08:13:45 AM
Knit a scarf.

An unlikely place to wear a scarf.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 17, 2018, 08:38:22 AM
A a nudist colony.


Unlikely reason to take your entire family to a nudist colony.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 17, 2018, 10:49:58 AM
To avoid doing any laundry for the entire summer holidays.

Unlikely thing to find inside a fortune cookie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 17, 2018, 11:42:22 AM
A fortune in cash.

Mine isn't very original and I like the concept, so...



Unlikely fortune foretold in a fortune cookie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 17, 2018, 12:17:40 PM
This is a cookie and has no influence, knowledge, or care for the future. Your winning lottery numbers are a crapshoot.




an unlikely place to find an unopened fortune cookie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Amie on September 17, 2018, 01:12:58 PM
On the outstretched palm of a Norse mythological bid, moments after he has been called into life by a random incantation from a Voodoo princess.

An unlikely place to pick up a gigolo
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 17, 2018, 03:08:55 PM
a convent



an unlikely thing to make paper out of
(feel free to fix that grammar)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2018, 06:17:33 PM
an unlikely thing to make paper out of
(feel free to fix that grammar)

an unlikely thing out of which to make paper - coz we all speak like that.

animal skin.  :-\

An unlikely way to get your own way.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Amie on September 17, 2018, 06:28:43 PM
Pout and whine and give the other person the silent treatment

(Wait, that seems to work for some people...)

Ummm... send off box tops? Hire a goat to act as your intermediary? Pray to the goat-god for delivery of your own way? Send a telegram to the hamster wheel at the centre of the earth?

Unlikely way to tone your tummy
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2018, 09:07:39 PM
Clasp a peanut between your bottom cheeks for 22 hours a day. Unlikely but it works!

An unlikely thing to do with a second-hand peanut.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 18, 2018, 01:21:43 AM
Play ball

Unlikely reason to close school
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 01:23:47 AM
Because they are all out of the non-sequitur.





An unlikely reason to be unreasonable.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 18, 2018, 01:50:06 AM
When everything is going your way on a great day

An unlikely reason to go to court
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 18, 2018, 09:51:48 AM
To play marbles with the Prince of Wales.

An unlikely reason for wearing a wig.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 10:01:19 AM
You're going back to your hometown and you don't want to be recognized by anyone in your dysfunctional family, still living there.




An unlikely excuse for avoiding your family.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 18, 2018, 03:01:31 PM
They fawn over you and deluge you with presents for which you have no real use and must donate to charity which takes just so much damn time.




an unlikely place perform a ballet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 03:18:28 PM
In the Antarctic, alone, on an ice burg, for an audience of narwhals and polar bears.



Unlikely reason to want to work at Sea World.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 18, 2018, 04:21:19 PM
You are terrified of water and all aquatic life, but wish to conquer your phobia using the 'total immersion' technique.  (This may not end well.)

An unlikely result of the above experiment.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 19, 2018, 04:21:03 AM
You summoned Russia

Unlikely country band name
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 19, 2018, 07:31:57 AM
City Boys with a Pimped Out Cadillac.

Unlikely thing to wear when being introduced to the Queen of England.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2018, 10:26:07 AM
For women, a thong and push up bra, complete with a sandal on one foot, and a white sock on the other.

For men, a jock strap and a push up bra, complete with a boot on one foot, and thigh high, fishnet pantyhose on the other.




Unlikely advertisement for a chance to win a trip to meet the Queen of England. 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 20, 2018, 04:31:04 AM
Running around naked in an old folks' home.

Unlikely celebrity couple.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 20, 2018, 05:26:36 AM
U and W




Unlikely way to express exasperation with others.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 21, 2018, 04:40:37 AM
Hugging them until they smile

Unlikely dance craze
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 21, 2018, 09:09:27 AM
The Frotter Trotter

An unlikely excuse for not dancing at a party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 21, 2018, 09:25:33 AM
You feel unusually awkward, and can't wait to share that awkwardness with a room full of strangers, especially if you're on a date with someone you really want to impress.






Unlikely thing to do to impress on a first date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 21, 2018, 10:35:21 AM
Send them a photograph of your genitals. Yes, yes, I'm fully aware that this is not at all unusual these days, but back in the days when I went on dates it would have been considered an unlikely thing to do. So it counts!

An unlikely thing to do to impress your first date's mum/mom/mam.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 22, 2018, 02:06:47 AM
Give her a giant kiss on the lips

Unlikely way to seduce your partner's mother
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 22, 2018, 08:13:34 AM
Why in the Hell would anyone want to do that? Okay, I'll go with it.

Tell her you want to make another child just like her. ???




Aside from seducing your partner/s parents being one of the options, unlikely premise for a sitcom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 22, 2018, 03:46:49 PM
A group of friends share a flat and absolutely nothing happens worth laughing about.

(Oh sorry, it's already been done.  My lady friend of a few years back used to religiously watch Friends so I saw several episodes of it.  I must have sat and watched five or six episodes before I even realised it was supposed to be a comedy.  I once wondered about having open eyeballs tattooed on my eyelids so I could sleep through it without giving offence.)

=====

You want a genuine unlikely suggestion for a programme?

A contrary and sometimes crotchety old man lives alone except for a television set in a corner of his bungalow.  The TV is still in the delivery box and he tells any visitors that it doesn't work.  The plug has been cut off the cable.  The humour comes from his visitors reactions to the silent presence in the corner, to such an extent that the dormant TV eventually develops more personality than most sit-com characters.

His own daughters just throw a blanket over the box whenever they visit thus blanking out the sometimes malignant presence.  His Grandaughter can't understand this, just as she doesn't understand the absence of bloody Alexa or any other 'helpful digital companion'l, which in itself causes much amusement.

This could be budget TV at it's best and most efficient.  A single unchanging setting and props,with a small cast who work well together without needing thinly veiled sexual innuendo.  The biggest plus?  It could never be mistaken for so-called 'Reality TV'.

A second setting could be the garden, again largely unchanging, where the Grandaughter regularly builds a 'den' with a stool and some folded cardboard for a roof and the Grandad goes out and sits on a chair to tell her wonderful and colourful stories.

But who the hell would believe that could still be happening nearly twenty years into the 21st Century?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 22, 2018, 04:00:28 PM
Actually, I believe that would make a lovely Netflix addition, Gyppo. They, Amazon, and Hulu are looking for original material. The reality TV is so sickening, I believe that people of our generations would embrace something wholesome and sweet for a change.


I dream of Gyppo with a sweet, long tale. Sung to the tune of, I dream of Jeannie with the Light, Brown Hair (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHSTjJ977jQ). Is that version three?



Your turn for the unlikely, my friend.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 22, 2018, 04:23:10 PM
How about a bizarre programme in which a rather hirsute man develops a long hairy tail, like a monkey.  This grows or shrinks according the frequency of his storytelling.  A bit like Pinocchio's nose, but not linked to truth, just the plausibility and quality of the story.

Like a monkey he sometimes uses his tail to swing around amongst his beloved trees whilst making theatrical gestures with his other limbs,when words alone aren't enough, but occasionally ends up hanging and asking for help because hypertension has made him dizzy and confused his sense of direction.  His Grandaughter is always there to rescue him, once she's finished laughing.

Not everyone sees these helpless moments because of his camouflaged jacket and trousers ;-)

How does he hide his long tail in more everyday situations?  He coils it around his waist and people assume it's a beer gut, or just an old man's belly.

Unlikely reaction from a female who mistakes his hairy appendage for something else ?

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 23, 2018, 03:10:00 AM
"That reminds me, I have to go and light the first pig."

Unlikely way to spoil a date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 23, 2018, 09:05:46 AM
Honesty.

An unlikely thing to dream about.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2018, 10:14:49 AM
Watching paint dry. That would be a nightmare. :)





An unlikely place for a romantic picnic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 23, 2018, 10:19:26 AM
In a large underground sewer.

Unlikely way to spoil the aforementioned romantic picnic in a sewer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2018, 10:44:40 AM
You forgot to invite the ants and flies.




Unlikely thing to do with the fly in your soup.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 23, 2018, 10:54:00 AM
Teach it the backstroke.

An unlikely thing to do with the hair (curly) in your soup.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2018, 12:03:56 PM
Floss your date's teeth with it.


Unlikely reason for your date to avoid flossing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 23, 2018, 01:35:15 PM
They hoard dental floss and turn it into chains and whips for the masochistic endeavors.



an unlikely place to find a cat of nine tails.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2018, 01:57:18 PM
In an octopus's garden.





An unlikely place to hide your pet octopus.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 23, 2018, 05:44:45 PM
In your *BEEP*

Unlikely item to put in a stew.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 23, 2018, 06:45:37 PM
A big bore V8 engine.

An unlikely seasoning to add to your somewhat metallic stew.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 24, 2018, 11:59:28 AM
a sprinkle of iron filings




an unlikely thing to attract with a magnet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 25, 2018, 12:36:51 AM
The cat!

Unlikely pick up line
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 25, 2018, 07:50:25 AM
Try on this single glass slipper (God alone knows where the other one is) and if it fits, you'll do I suppose.

An even more unlikely, material from which to construct footwear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 25, 2018, 10:05:31 AM
Sparkling rainbow hued be-dewed cobwebs, freshly gathered on a fine spring morning, Fairy Dust, and rusty six inch nails.

Highly unlikely place to to find the above mentioned material.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 25, 2018, 12:14:00 PM
Valhalla in winter




an unlikely reason for Thor to throw a hammer at you
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 25, 2018, 05:26:45 PM
You said he was hot.

Unlikely place to dump a body.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 26, 2018, 04:20:34 PM
parking lot of the local police




unlikely reason to buy some spaghetti
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: thatollie on September 26, 2018, 06:13:06 PM
You intend to build the largest tower ever constructed solely out of spaghetti, marshmallows and sellotape.

The unlikely architect you got to draw up plans for your monstrosity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Gyppo on September 26, 2018, 07:40:20 PM
Donald Trump.  (Why not, he already owns one ugly great tower so he must know something about them.)

Unlikely result of you successfully building the spaghetti etc tower.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 27, 2018, 12:26:09 AM
To invite the ponies to eat your shoes

Unlikely game show concept.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 27, 2018, 09:09:07 AM
Dumbing Down

I floated this idea
to the suits at Channel 4.

Celebrity Suicide Bomber

Picture it:
one of those vacuous orange heads
with bouffant hair
and an overdrive mouth,
takes centre stage
outside a bus station in Slough.

BOOM!

and the twat's voted off
without me even having to waste
the price of a phone call.

The guys at C4 said,
"No, no, no.
It's a funky idea but it doesn’t have legs."

Which made me think …
what about:

Celebrity Landmine Victim?

Picture it …

~~~

An unlikely TV cooking programme
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 27, 2018, 12:15:16 PM
An entire show dedicated to making canned soup.
Although, with the American viewing audience, this might actually fly.




an unlikely new flavor of canned soup
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 28, 2018, 04:21:50 AM
Chocolate, potato, and calliflower

Unlikely reason to become a doctor
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 28, 2018, 03:10:41 PM
Your surname is Mengele and you think Doctor Mengele has a nice ring to it.

An unlikely thing or person to have a nice ring.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 28, 2018, 04:42:25 PM
A chicken on some Spanish farm who is madly in love with the retired fighting bull and gets a nose ring to be like her beloved.



an unlikely name for a Spanish chicken.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 28, 2018, 05:23:21 PM
Deletrear Polluelo

An unlikely job for Spaniard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 29, 2018, 12:59:57 AM
Dancing lesson for old people

Unlikely reason to start a riot
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 29, 2018, 06:21:38 AM
You're sick and tired of all of the peace, tolerance, and fairness in the world.



Unlikely excuse to give a patrol person to try to avoid getting a parking ticket.






Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 29, 2018, 07:28:43 AM
I was shagging you mum and lost track of the time. BTW, can you lend me a tissue?

An unlikely timepiece.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 29, 2018, 11:55:35 AM
A moondial



an unlikely reason to need to know the time
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 29, 2018, 01:04:57 PM
It's the night of the full moon and you don't want to be late for your werewolf support group meeting at midnight.




An unlikely reason to throw a game you could easily win.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on September 29, 2018, 11:30:03 PM
To repair "Behold the Man" paint in Spain.

Unlikely place to restore a painting
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 30, 2018, 07:45:42 AM
In a sandstorm.




Unlikely reason to want to be a member of the United States Supreme Court.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 30, 2018, 09:04:03 AM
You are into Motown in a big way but have not really grasped the meaning of The Supremes.

An unlikely reason to say the words 'sugar pie honey bunch' to Vladamir Putin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 30, 2018, 09:49:30 AM
He's asked you how to impress Hillary Clinton, so you told him to call her by the same nickname Wild Willy calls her, 'sugar pie honey bunch'. Wink, wink.





Unlikely theme for a retirement party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on September 30, 2018, 11:39:16 AM
morgue chic




unlikely thing to do with toothpaste
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on September 30, 2018, 01:54:23 PM
Paint your porch swing with it or try to pass it off as a sweet treat to people with bad breath.





An unlikely thing to take to, or find at the beach.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 01, 2018, 12:43:36 AM
A refrigerator

Unlikely saint
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 01, 2018, 05:18:26 AM
Saint Lady Gaga.




Unlikely saying or verse to put on a T-shirt .
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 01, 2018, 09:53:45 PM
I am the Navy's Bitch

Unlikely cause to be martyred for.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 02, 2018, 07:29:30 AM
The right to wear socks with sandals ... at fancy weddings.

An unlikely way for the martyrdom to happen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 02, 2018, 11:36:45 AM
being forced to watch reruns of Lost in Space until you die of boredom or insanity





unlikely use for a sunflower
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 02, 2018, 02:05:50 PM
Using two of them fashioned into a bra.



Unlikely place to find a bra.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 03, 2018, 02:57:11 AM
In a horse store.


Unlikely assassin
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 03, 2018, 06:19:33 AM
A toddler.




Unlikely art project for a toddler.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2018, 12:23:00 PM
A recreation of the taj mahal made out of real marble blocks, even the smallest of which weighs more than a ton





an unlikely use for old coffee grounds
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 04, 2018, 06:08:13 AM
Hippy earrings

Unlikely tattoo
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 04, 2018, 09:49:38 AM
One that says,"Father" over the length of a man's penis.


Unlikely reason to enter art school.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2018, 02:57:34 PM
Your parents insist you get a job in a high paying field and get the education to pursue it.





unlikely new name for a pinkish sort of color
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 04, 2018, 07:22:18 PM
shocking cliterroon

An unlikely thing to paint shocking cliterroon
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2018, 11:36:42 PM
a chess board




an unlikely reason to play chess
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 05, 2018, 04:44:45 AM
To eat your friend afterwards

Unlikely feast
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 05, 2018, 08:22:13 AM
Computer bytes.


Unlikely place to go for a first date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 05, 2018, 03:03:13 PM
a murder scene replete with cops, coroners, and corpse




an unlikely thing to find in you daughter's bedroom
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 05, 2018, 09:36:12 PM
Tranquillity.

An unlikely reason for wearing a head torch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 06, 2018, 12:06:43 AM
The sun simply isn't bright enough and you need a bit more light crossing the meadow.




an unlikely thing to find in a meadow
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 06, 2018, 04:47:57 AM
An underground city

Unlikely place to hold a concert
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 06, 2018, 08:23:35 AM
Inside a concertina.

An unlikely way of tricking someone into giving you a lift home.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 06, 2018, 09:59:10 AM
Hypnotize them into believing they are a rabbit, then attach a carrot to their antenna and tell them that in order to get the carrot, they must follow the sounds of the GPS directions on your mobile until you are home. Once delivered to your front door, give the man a carrot, and unless you're a sadist, release him from hypnosis.




An unlikely place to take your bunny.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 06, 2018, 11:51:17 AM
to a dog fight




an unlikely material for making a basket
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 06, 2018, 12:15:00 PM
Toenail clippings.


An unlikely place to get a pedicure.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 06, 2018, 02:38:59 PM
At the offices of The Royal Association for the Abolition of Toes and Toe-related Accoutrements

An unlikely motto for the above association.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 06, 2018, 09:07:35 PM
We chew, so you don't have to.





An unlikely new Winter Olympic sport.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 07, 2018, 02:55:40 AM
The Starbucks dash!

Unlikely new coffee blend
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 07, 2018, 09:22:56 AM
The Substance over Style blend. It tastes great but does not have a fancy foreign name so will be of little interest to the tribes of egregious metrosexuals that clog up the coffee shops.

An unlikely way to get revenge on the mindless winkers who consider coffee in a plastic cup to be acceptable.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 07, 2018, 09:29:31 AM
Manufacture biodegradable plastic cups that self destruct within ten minutes of hot liquid exposure. The process begins with a microscopic leak that creates the need to look at the bottom of the cup, then, completely disintegrates in the wanker's faces. This makes them winkers for sure. ;)




An unlikely name for a new car model.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 07, 2018, 10:25:59 AM
The Bland Rover Faux by Four DUV (dimwit utility vehicle). If you are the kind of cretin who only drives in the city but thinks that having a 4X4 makes you look important, then this is the vehicle for you. Buy now and get a free pair of ridiculously expensive wellington boots and a wax jacket with the word TWAT on the back.

WARNING: Do not venture into the countryside because the sheep will eat your children!

An unlikely warning sign.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 07, 2018, 01:04:52 PM
CAUTION: Holding you"re breathe mite be hazards to ur health.
Placed at the beach.



an unlikely scent for a candle
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 07, 2018, 01:24:58 PM
Rotting Corpse as a reminder that you are using animal products.

An unlikely use for beeswax.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 07, 2018, 02:22:07 PM
Eye shadow. Instead of glue, I would think it would work if you were sleeping but trying to keep your eyes open to look alert for your boss. Especially if you're a bus driver.



An unlikely use for glue.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 08, 2018, 03:51:24 AM
Cover the whole classroom

Unlikely reason to convert to a religion
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 08, 2018, 07:44:57 AM
Because someone of that religion explained it to you and it all made perfect sense. Disease and natural disaster were fine provided you knelt down and did a bit of mumbling.

An unlikely way to earn a living.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 08, 2018, 10:20:06 AM
Sit on your arse and play word association games all day or try living off the land in the city.
Become a, 'crime scene savior and set up artist'. Paid by the actual guilty party, you go to a crime scene and set up some other idiot who is guilty of crimes against children, thereby getting the revenge or impassioned murderer off the suspect list, and putting pedophiles in jail, forever, where they belong. You must have scruples though. You only work for people who were just in the case of murdering someone else. ::) :o




Unlikely reason to frame someone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 08, 2018, 02:53:23 PM
You really, really wanted to take the blame yourself, but God came down from heaven and explained to you in words you could understand, why it was better if you allowed someone else to take credit for blowing up the convent/orphanage full of refugees from the Syrian catastrophe.



unlikely reason to put flowers in your hair
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 09, 2018, 04:52:13 AM
So the aliens can come and take your shoes.

Unlikely reason to start a war.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 09, 2018, 12:10:37 PM
To bring peace to the planet



unlikely substance to find in your coffee cup
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 10, 2018, 03:15:56 AM
Pixie dust

Unlikely pet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 10, 2018, 01:28:58 PM
aye-aye
actually, they are just unlikely anything



unlikely destination for a cruise ship
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 10, 2018, 10:52:28 PM
The middle of the Sahara, or any inland desert.




Unlikely activity to have on a cruise ship.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 10, 2018, 11:09:37 PM
A game based on who can stay sober the longest.




an unlikely drink to find on a cruise ship
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 11, 2018, 05:15:49 AM
Mud bath

Unlikely supervillian
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 11, 2018, 12:32:58 PM
Aphrodite, unless you are a realist.



an unlikely use for a paperclip
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 11, 2018, 09:05:17 PM
Luggage holder.




Unlikely excuse to forget your luggage.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 12, 2018, 04:52:25 AM
The ponies ate your shoes

Unlikely thing to salute
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 12, 2018, 08:13:26 AM
Something that is not moving.

The Army: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If you can't pick it up, paint it.

An unlikely thing to cuddle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 12, 2018, 12:03:29 PM
Mark Hoffmann



an unlikely aftermath for kite flying
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 13, 2018, 06:50:40 AM
You turn into a butterfly and fly

Unlikely horror movie plot
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 13, 2018, 11:40:55 AM
Some evil creature from another dimension drugs the water supply of the USA and the citizens all go mental and vote in a total winker whose only objective is to destroy the World. A small gang of wine drinkers (not affected by the poisoned water) realise what is happening but are too pissed to do anything about it. To add mood the movie is shot in OrangeVision.

An unlikely romantic comedy plot.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 13, 2018, 12:06:59 PM
A tall, handsome, smart, rich man falls in love with an ordinary woman and they marry and remain happy all their lives together, dying of old age after more than fifty years together.




an unlikely alien spaceship form
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 13, 2018, 03:30:25 PM
A banana - aerodynamically awkward.






An unlikely reason for an alien invasion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 13, 2018, 06:54:31 PM
They are writing a universal comedy based on human society. All they have so far is the title: You'll never guess what the forkwits did next!

An unlikely animal to rebel against human oppression.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 14, 2018, 03:21:44 AM
Bunnies

Unlikely priest or rabbi
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 14, 2018, 07:21:16 AM
Martin Shkreli or Satan. I'm pretty sure they are related.







Unlikely reason to want to run/own a pharmaceutical company.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 14, 2018, 09:42:17 AM
You are an altruist with no interest in financial gain and think that producing medicines will be beneficial to society.

An unlikely new pill.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 14, 2018, 12:53:20 PM
An anti-money-grabbing-forkwit pill. Those who need it wouldn't want to take it and those who would be willing to take it, don't need it.





an unlikely way to make a million dollars (euros, francs, yen, etc.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 14, 2018, 01:22:36 PM
Become a poet.

An unlikely way to spend a million pounds sterling (euros, francs, yen, etc.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 15, 2018, 01:03:09 AM
Buying all of the air in the world

Unlikely death penalty method
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 15, 2018, 07:29:20 AM
To be forced to listen to music from the 1980s until you get so desperate that you choke yourself on your own shoulder pads.

An unlikely reason for having curly hair.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 15, 2018, 09:03:20 AM
You used to have straight hair but put your finger in am electrical socket to get a charge out of life.




An unlikely reason to want to teach birds to talk.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 15, 2018, 12:22:21 PM
To recite Bible verses to you when upset.



Unlikely phrase to use when upset.





Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 16, 2018, 02:17:41 AM
Spank me!

Unlikely thing to request from a prostitute.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 16, 2018, 08:57:53 AM
A reference.

An unlikely thing to include on your resume.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 16, 2018, 12:10:22 PM
your police record



an unlikely way to travel to the grocery store
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 17, 2018, 01:22:01 AM
Fly monkeys

Unlikely superheroes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 17, 2018, 01:00:06 PM
Nursing home residents or for those in other places, care home residents.




an unlikely color to paint your unicorn for Halloween
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 18, 2018, 05:24:38 AM
Pink with unicorn

Unlikely cowboy song
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 18, 2018, 12:11:23 PM
Anything rap



unlikely rap lyrics
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 18, 2018, 04:37:48 PM
Raindrops on rappers
and whiskers on bitches
steel grey Uzis
for murdering snitches
ridiculous trousers
and bright shiny bling
these are a few of my favourite things.

An unlikely job for an ex-rapper
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 19, 2018, 03:44:51 AM
Butler

Unlikely use for a pumpkin
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 19, 2018, 08:13:25 AM
Aplogies for all the edits to the rap lyrics. My brain would not leave it alone until it was perfect. I can't explain why.

Make a pie form it. Allegedly this happens, but as far as I'm concerned it is highly unlikely (and suspicious.)

An unlikely thing to get in the mail.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 19, 2018, 11:55:26 AM
An acceptance for a book proposal.
Well, for me.





an unlikely use for pencil shavings






Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on October 19, 2018, 02:51:37 PM
Gather them from school rooms until you have a barrel full, then glue them to a sheet and call it your Halloween costume. You can say your a graph-fight.


An unlikely response to give kids when they say, "Trick-or-treat."
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 19, 2018, 05:25:27 PM
Well hello there cheerful youngster. I'd be more than happy to give you a treat or perform a trick for you ... which would you prefer?

An unlikely adults-only version of trick or treat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 20, 2018, 04:32:39 AM
Stealing from all of Trump's properties and getting away with it.

Unlikely sexy costume
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 20, 2018, 09:44:03 AM
Peep-hole version of Welsh national costume.

https://www.coldatnight.co.uk/rustle-articles/welsh-national-costume
(It is safe to follow the link it is not the sexy version.)

An unlikely reason for wearing a hat big enough to contain a small herd of sheep.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 21, 2018, 04:30:23 AM
You're stopping an alien invasion

Unlikely thing to bob for.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 22, 2018, 12:21:58 PM
Sleds




an unlikely thing to do with a sled
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 23, 2018, 04:03:26 AM
Make a sequel to "Citizen Kane" focused on it alone for the same run time as the original movie

Unlikely Halloween treat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 23, 2018, 09:00:29 AM
A wizard gives you a one time spell that can turn a pumpkin into a nymphomaniac.

Really it is all in the mind and the pumpkin never actually changes, but provided you don't get caught on camera, the outcome is just as pleasurable. If you get caught in the act, the consequences can be grave and you may have your membership of the chess club rescinded.

An unlikely reaction to receiving a sextortion email.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 23, 2018, 12:08:44 PM
Sending back a nudie pix with the caption "Who, me?" on it. thereby resolving the matter because ... who would hit that?






an unlikely way to carve a pumpkin
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 23, 2018, 06:39:26 PM
Dressed as Bo-peep, smoking a clay pipe, while soaking your bare feet in vinegar.

An unlikely way to dispose of feet flavoured vinegar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 24, 2018, 03:50:30 AM
Drink up

Unlikely Halloween game.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 24, 2018, 08:30:44 AM
Catchy-catch witchy-witch spanky broom-broom.

An unlikely talent to have but not make the most of.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 24, 2018, 12:23:35 PM
The ability to fly




an unlikely reason to mow the lawn
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 24, 2018, 01:21:17 PM
Because Spot said a bunch of other men would be along to help out soon, so why not get the lawn AND the meadow done.

An unlikely reason to trim your bush.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 25, 2018, 04:48:23 AM
Modeling contest. (Oh, wrong kind of bush there. Tee-hee.)

Unlikely fetish
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 25, 2018, 12:17:46 PM
There are no unlikely fetishes as someone, somewhere, at some point in time has sexualized everything. But .. perhaps a need to have a cardboard cutout of your latest movie star dreamy person in the room and you ventriloquizing demeaning comments during a sexual encounter might seem a bit odd to your partner.


an unlikely person model for a have a cardboard cutout
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 25, 2018, 01:09:53 PM
Shit, I think my babel fish is broken! I'll take a punt and go for Nicola Sturgeon.

An unlikely fish name to have as a surname.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 26, 2018, 03:55:23 AM
Pizza

Unlikely Italian dish
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 26, 2018, 07:27:52 AM
Spaghetti Bollock Sneeze

An unlikely allergy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 26, 2018, 12:13:32 PM
To common sense, although something out there seems to be impeding it, it is not allergies.





an unlikely reason to get out of your chair
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 26, 2018, 09:08:48 PM
An annoying child said, "trick or treat" so you decided to show it the trick of you getting out of a chair.

An unlikely place to hear an echo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 27, 2018, 03:30:19 AM
My belly!

Unlikely beer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 27, 2018, 10:27:48 AM
SpudVisor - it's an Irish lager. Also SpudVisor Shite, which is the low alcohol version. Brewed by Anne Hose Her O'Bush.

An unlikely whisky.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 28, 2018, 04:23:25 AM
ComOnAss

Unlikely bar name
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 28, 2018, 07:34:48 AM
The King's Skidmark

An unlikely way to eat eggs.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 28, 2018, 11:57:13 AM
with the shell still on




an unlikely method of doing laundry
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 29, 2018, 02:26:51 AM
In the mud with the hippos

Unlikely place for Jesus to come back.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 29, 2018, 11:29:51 AM
Earth



an unlikely new savior
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on October 30, 2018, 03:17:18 AM
Ben Carson

Unlikely prop for Halloween
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on October 31, 2018, 11:13:06 AM
Cupid



unlikely new sport
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 31, 2018, 12:26:17 PM
Poetry on Ice.

An unlikely way to leave your lover. Please avoid the 50 ways already stated by Mr Simon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 01, 2018, 05:00:16 AM
Beam her up into space

Unlikely Thanksgiving meal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 01, 2018, 10:48:43 AM
Mud pies with acorns and a dog poop puree.




unlikely new percussion instrument
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 01, 2018, 06:37:50 PM
Bollockettes

An unlikely new wind instrument.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 02, 2018, 04:19:11 AM
The male anatomy

Unlikely confession
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 02, 2018, 10:52:45 AM
I like the smell of dead skunk




unlikely thing to do with roadkill
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 02, 2018, 06:27:48 PM
Worship it.

An unlikely thing to do with a traffic cone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 03, 2018, 01:14:24 AM
Turn it into a pinata.

Unlikely boogie man story
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 04, 2018, 12:19:17 PM
And on the Seventh Day, He rested, watching over the chaos and woe.





unlikely breakfast
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 05, 2018, 01:30:43 AM
Cake, beer, and spaghetti

Unlikely Valentine's Day gifts
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 05, 2018, 07:42:31 AM
A baby hippo.

An unlikely way to wrap it.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 05, 2018, 11:57:53 AM
Cling wrap, pink in color, with a beautiful red, white, and silver bow wrapped around the tail. The gift would then be placed upon a silver tray and set on the dining room table while the beloved is blindfolded before being brought into the room. I don't know if you have ever seen a hippo poop, but all this has to be accomplished in between Poop A and Poop B or there will be a huge mess. Plan accordingly.



unlikely use for waxed paper
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 06, 2018, 12:32:20 AM
Kidnapping

Unlikely hostage demand
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 06, 2018, 11:40:30 AM
All the leftover Halloween candy




unlikely method for making tea
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 06, 2018, 06:48:46 PM
Stuffing filled socks into hot water and letting them soak.

Unlikely excuse to ban someone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 06, 2018, 07:51:01 PM
His mother was a elderberry and his father smelt of hamsters and he kept mixing his metaphones.

An unlikely part of your body to get tattooed.
 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 07, 2018, 12:20:13 PM
Any of it. All of it.




unlikely name for a new motivational website
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 08, 2018, 06:13:16 AM
Get the guru richer

Unlikely way to end a war
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 08, 2018, 02:58:48 PM
Reasonable negotiation with all parties agreeing that killing off a bunch of people is a horrible way to go through life.





unlikely lunch menu item
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 08, 2018, 11:24:20 PM
People!

Unlikely reason to start a band
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 09, 2018, 07:48:35 AM
You need a new knitting project.

An unlikely thing to do with a knitting needle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 09, 2018, 11:49:52 AM
use it as a replacement when your tennis racquet breaks




unlikely use for the strings of a broken tennis racquet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 09, 2018, 05:31:16 PM
Crochet them into a prosthetic cat's gut. gut for a cat. Sorry, no idea what a prosthetic cat is!

An unlikely reason for wearing a head torch.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 10, 2018, 01:15:33 AM
To out shine the sun

Unlikely cause to raise money for.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 10, 2018, 10:39:21 AM
You firmly believe that money should be held aloft.

An unlikely thing to keep in your attic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 10, 2018, 12:09:09 PM
Freshly laundered linens, clean clothing, and just baked pies.




unlikely thing to make from a box of tissues
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 10, 2018, 02:49:15 PM
A romantic gesture.

An unlikely life event that results in you changing career and becoming a jester.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 11, 2018, 04:48:07 AM
Your daughter joins the circus

Unlikely baby name
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 11, 2018, 09:29:01 AM
Noizi Tamagotchi the third.

An unlikely reason for naming your sprog after yourself. My Grandfather and his brother both did it. When the lads grew up and Arthur and Sydney were down the pub with Arthur and Sydney it was very confusing.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 12, 2018, 01:18:57 AM
YouTube Fame

Unlikely YouTube channel
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 12, 2018, 07:57:47 AM
No 7.

Unlikely person to use emoticons  :'(
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 12, 2018, 12:20:12 PM
Nonagenarians




unlikely person to frequently communicate with 90 year olds
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 12, 2018, 05:54:53 PM
A horny 20's something man

Unlikely kink
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 13, 2018, 07:43:49 AM
One that is exactly 90 degrees.

An unlikely way to remove kinks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 13, 2018, 11:54:52 AM
Moisten the kink, nearly choke over the word "moist," blow on the kink without giggling at the double entendre there, wait for the bend to soften out or become totally flaccid. Don't laugh.




unlikely reason to buy a box of raisins
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 13, 2018, 07:05:25 PM
Because Goldilocks told you that currants were too small, sultanas too big, but raisins were just the right size.

An unlikely meal to contain dried fruit. 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 13, 2018, 11:44:00 PM
Spaghetti

An unlikely execution method
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 14, 2018, 07:52:29 AM
To be killed with kindness.

An unlikely reason for being kind.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 14, 2018, 12:03:32 PM
You are stunned and amazed by the sagacity, wisdom, and erudite control of the language that President Trump demonstrates on a daily basis and you wish to spread the same goodwill as that noble personage.




unlikely thing to serve for today's dinner
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 14, 2018, 06:36:28 PM
Layered quinoa and jalapeno custard and trumpet of death and raspberry salsa served on a hobnob biscuit.

An unlikely place to find a mushroom hunter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 15, 2018, 01:57:13 AM
In your pants

Unlikely perfume
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 15, 2018, 12:05:20 PM
Eau du skunk




unlikely meaning for covfefe
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 16, 2018, 02:08:45 AM
Trump is resigning

Unlikely Broadway musicals
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 16, 2018, 02:38:59 PM
The Horrors of WWI and the Spanish Flu Epidemic




unlikely song in the above musical
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 17, 2018, 06:29:32 AM
What's the matter with roadkill

Unlikely restaurant name
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 17, 2018, 08:56:30 AM
H.E.B.S
(hip, expensive, but shite)

An unlikely trick to teach a woman.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 17, 2018, 12:36:36 PM
How to shut the hell up. Not that it hasn't been tried, but it has never been actually learned.




unlikely topic of conversation at a formal dinner
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 17, 2018, 03:19:36 PM
Whether or not formality serves any purpose in a modern society.

An unlikely thing to wear to a dance.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 18, 2018, 04:10:25 AM
Your grandma's teeth.

Unlikely comic
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 18, 2018, 09:18:06 AM
The Seagul - main strip Jonathan Dare.

An unlikely cure for boredom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 18, 2018, 06:25:47 PM
Watching silent movies (without benefit of popcorn).



unlikely topping for popcorn
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 19, 2018, 05:44:14 AM
Spicy Thai tuna

Unlikely action film plot
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 19, 2018, 12:15:04 PM
Meryl Streep meets a kind, generous man (Jerry Seinfeld) and they fall in love while walking the Appalachian Trail.





unlikely thing to add to the turkey stuffing
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 20, 2018, 06:16:16 AM
Saw dust

Unlikely horror movie plot
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2018, 08:06:35 AM
A well-intentioned scientist decides to build the perfect human from spare body parts. However, due to the inexplicable shortage of organ donors, he realises it will take fifty years to get all the bits. So he makes his perfect human from a piece of horse shit, a tangerine and a dead ferret. The only human parts are a pair of tiny baby hands that he stumbles across at the delicatessen.

Being a scientist, he has no idea of the concept ' personality' so doesn't bother providing one for his creation. Instead, he provides the orange monster, for that is what it becomes, a money tree so that no matter what problems it has it can always buy itself out of trouble.

Will there be a happy ending? You'll have to watch the movie to find out, but it's forking unlikely!

An unlikely way to save money.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 23, 2018, 12:24:31 PM
Buy all the sale items, filling your house with unneeded and totally useless items that were purchased cheaply.





unlikely method of storing your extra socks
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2018, 02:43:52 PM
Wear them and use a rotation system to keep them fresh, with the inner one moving to the outside every 3 weeks.

An unlikely explanation for 'that' smell.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 24, 2018, 04:57:29 AM
Big Bird dying in a bath of cologne

Unlikely vampire story
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 24, 2018, 08:30:25 AM
Muffy the vampire-slayer slayer kills vampire slayers in an eponymous way. Then, in the epilogue, explains why he never uses dental floss.

An unlikely way to acquire new plot ideas for your novel of yet undetermined genre.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 24, 2018, 12:17:03 PM
Take a 26 index cards and put a noun on each one, 26 more with a verb on each one, 26 with a place name on each one, 26 with a medical/psychological condition on each one and then pick one card from each pack and use that as the basis for your incredible story.




unlikely reason to have hundreds of index cards available.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 25, 2018, 02:26:49 AM
Sticking them on yourself.

Unlikely Noir movie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 25, 2018, 09:51:26 AM
The history of Welsh coalmines (AKA the dirty Taffy).

An unlikely way to get clean.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 25, 2018, 02:59:00 PM
Stand in the toilet and splash around.




unlikely thing to do with old coffee grounds
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 26, 2018, 02:32:27 AM
Make them into clothes.

Unlikely Goldfrapp song
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 27, 2018, 11:58:50 AM
Silver bells




unlikely way to fix potatoes
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 28, 2018, 02:14:12 AM
With hammer and nails
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 28, 2018, 08:53:12 AM
A unlikely thing to do with a blank line.

Write on it in pink.

An unlikely way to get our own back on the mindless bureaucrats who dream up cobblers like subject access requests.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on November 28, 2018, 12:26:26 PM
Shower them with emails, phone calls, messages, etc. Make sure they know they are in your thoughts at all hours by putting that human touch out there even if watered down by electronic means. The more emails and phone calls the better. Letting them know how much they mean to you is why they ran for public office in the first place. They love you and need your constant support, not just the love of whomever put them in a position of power in the first place.




unlikely person in power (other than the Orange One)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 28, 2018, 06:32:16 PM
Gyppo. Too sensible. Too hairy.

An unlikely new hair style for Gyppo.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 29, 2018, 02:51:24 AM
Afro with spikes dyed pink

Unlikely blues song
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 05, 2018, 08:49:42 AM
The, Happy Birthday song.


An unlikely reason for a benefit concert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 06, 2018, 03:24:09 AM
To save your career

Unlikely Christmas special
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 06, 2018, 07:32:57 AM
The leaders of the world's major religions do Bake Off ... for charity.

An unlikely way to take your sock off.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 07, 2018, 01:37:37 AM
Using the flying monkeys

Unlikely thing to smoke
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 08, 2018, 06:26:30 AM
A fire extinguisher.



Unlikely use for a fire extinguisher.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 08, 2018, 08:49:52 AM
Rub it against another fire extinguisher to create fire.

An unlikely way to put out a fire.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 09, 2018, 03:37:11 AM
Scream into it.

Unlikely flying creature
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 09, 2018, 07:25:42 AM
A snail... unless you throw it, but that's not really flying.



Unlikely use for a snail.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 10, 2018, 03:11:19 AM
Putting it up your *beep*

Unlikely comedy movie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 13, 2018, 02:15:02 AM
Catholicism, the Reality.




Unlikely religious cult.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 13, 2018, 03:35:30 AM
Cult of me

Unlikely romance novel
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 13, 2018, 04:39:38 AM
Joseph and Mary, the Honeymoon Years.



Unlikely thing to do on your honeymoon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 14, 2018, 03:59:51 AM
File taxes

Unlikely place for a wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 14, 2018, 10:45:23 PM
In a chocolate igloo.

An unlikely way to beckon a waiter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 15, 2018, 05:08:49 AM
(That actually sounds awesome)

Pulling down their pants

Unlikely e-mail spam.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 15, 2018, 09:59:09 AM
Pulling down their pants

Ah! I see you have visited France.

Spam ...

Dear Victim. Please send me some peanuts. Love Filthy Spammer. PS. What's the story with this Trump bloke? He's making even filthy spammers look good!

An unlikely way to cook spam.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 15, 2018, 12:20:40 PM
Pour water on your computer while emptying your SPAM folder.



An unlikely excuse for being, 'at fault' for rear-ending a vehicle with your father's car.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 15, 2018, 01:50:46 PM
You were having an erotic fantasy about Trump and all was going well right up to the point your umbrella failed. Then, you had to close your eyes to prevent your lenses from being washed away.

An unlikely way to get a fat bloke down a chimney.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 16, 2018, 05:02:04 AM
Diet pill

Unlikely boxing champion
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 18, 2018, 09:44:09 AM
Pee-Wee Herman



An unlikely purpose to serve as an angel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 19, 2018, 12:40:27 AM
Lucifer needs a new wife.

Unlikely person to end up in hell.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 19, 2018, 08:02:01 AM
Trump. He's simply too evil. If God really does exist he'll want to deal with Trump himself not palm him off on a horned minion with ingrowing hooves and bad breath.

An unlikely person to have hooves.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 19, 2018, 07:05:29 PM
Angels

Unlikely person to be in Heaven
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 05:36:29 AM
The Tin Man - because he doesn't have a heart.





Unlikely job to have in Heaven, other than shoveling peanuts.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 08:02:23 AM
Curator of the Museum of Masturbation and Panty Sniffing.

An unlikely museum to find in Texas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 08:45:53 AM
The, Peace, Justice and Right to Live Fear Free Museum of Forever Retired NRA, Guns, and Ammunition.




Unlikely gift to give a gun-totin' Texan.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 21, 2018, 03:39:05 AM
A book on peace

Unlikely Steven Segal movie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 21, 2018, 08:02:42 AM
One in which the main protagonist (Jonathan) and his mates, visit a seaside resort, steal some chips from the kids, and shit on the pavement.

An unlikely job for a reindeer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 21, 2018, 12:14:06 PM
Mall security or TSA.



Unlikely defense mechanism for mall security reindeer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 21, 2018, 10:22:59 PM
Playing dead

Unlikely reason for a mass shooting
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 22, 2018, 12:21:57 PM
You got everything you wanted and more for Christmas, which left you nothing to live for.




An unlikely gift to get from your pet(s).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Spell Chick on December 22, 2018, 01:21:09 PM
Crystal vase
They couldn't even wrap it properly, but ...



an unlikely winter sport
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 23, 2018, 04:39:27 AM
Throwing the dictator into the icy plunge with cedar blocks

Unlikely dictator
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 23, 2018, 09:46:50 AM
Putin. Because anyone who'd make such an accusation would get a novichok enema.

An unlikely way to avoid nerve agent.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 24, 2018, 06:22:45 AM
Play dead

Unlikely way to die
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 24, 2018, 08:38:15 AM
Smugly.

An unlikely thing to have on your crumpets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 24, 2018, 08:01:44 PM
Corpses

Unlikely time traveler
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 25, 2018, 09:28:15 AM
Dr When?!

An unlikely sidekick for Dr When

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 26, 2018, 05:06:02 AM
Patsy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Unlikely god
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 05, 2019, 07:16:54 AM
God of Pinchaloaf.  He cleans things up and doesn't leave you hanging.  :o ::) ;D



Unlikely reason to return a gift.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 21, 2019, 07:58:04 AM
It was exactly what you wanted but because you were naughty, you didn't feel worthy and returned it for cash that you intend to donate to your favorite politician.





An unlikely gift to give your child's teacher.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on January 27, 2019, 04:25:26 PM
A framed photograph of your child.  Like Miss doesn't see enough of the little brat.

An unlikely title for Trump's autobiography
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 27, 2019, 05:34:21 PM
They were gloves, but small gloves. Really small gloves. Really, really small gloves.

An unlikely person to write Trump's biography (I was going to say autobiography but that was too easy).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 28, 2019, 11:24:52 AM
Gloria Steinem, because she admires Trump's feminist values.




An unlikely career move for Trump after he's done ruining America and wreaking havoc on the rest of the world.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on January 28, 2019, 02:06:56 PM
Compassionate listener at the Samaritans.

An unlikely reason to think your neighbour would build a wall between your properties that he didn't need, didn't want and couldn't afford.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on April 09, 2019, 06:40:44 AM
He didn't want to see your lovely flower garden as he suffers from petal envy.


Unlikely reason to avoid mowing your (city) lawn.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on November 18, 2019, 06:09:47 AM
I killed it, I'll revive it.


Unlikely reason to avoid mowing your (city) lawn.

The grazing animals you use to mow your city lawn prefer to eat rocks now.


An unlikely reason to resurrect the dead.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 18, 2019, 06:35:19 AM
To get your money back from them.

Unlikey person to marry.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on November 20, 2019, 06:57:13 AM
The Pope.



Unlikely reason to bring Jim Jefferies back to Comedy Central.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 23, 2019, 07:19:41 AM
Canda took over.

Unlikely Tyler Perry movie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on November 23, 2019, 10:40:20 PM
The White Man's Journey.





Unlikely thing to experience on a white man's journey.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 24, 2019, 04:04:48 AM
Turning black.

Unlikely cowboy song.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 24, 2019, 06:08:49 PM
Homo on the Range

An unlikely place to find a pair of chaps.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on November 25, 2019, 11:10:19 PM
On Chapstick. https://www.chapstick.com/ (https://www.chapstick.com/)




Unlikely excuse to miss Thanksgiving Dinner.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 26, 2019, 08:33:48 PM
You put forward a strong argument that troughing vast amounts of food is no way to show thanks to anyone, except perhaps the manufacturers of antacid tablets.

An unlikely way to weigh yourself.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 28, 2019, 03:25:07 PM
Jumping on pillows

Unlikely reason to take a second wife.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 29, 2019, 07:42:14 PM
The first wife is too quiet; almost as if the pipe that connects her gigantic box of random, illogical, and inconsequnetial thoughts to her mouth has become blocked by a gigantic peanut.

An unlikely way to clear a gigantic peanut from a thought pipe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on November 30, 2019, 05:49:46 AM
Bomb it.

Unlikely video game.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 30, 2019, 07:43:47 AM
One with no video.

An unlikely way to hang a piece of art.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 01, 2019, 02:56:41 AM
Dirty bathroom

Unlikely reason to run away
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 07, 2019, 10:25:03 AM
Because your wheelchair stopped working.



Unlikely reason to return a gift.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 08, 2019, 07:39:27 AM
Everyone wanted it.

Unlikely reason to quit driving.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 08, 2019, 08:46:45 AM
You woke up one morning to find a massive thumb growing out of the top of your head and now you don't leave the house.

An unlikely use for the thumb.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 09, 2019, 04:08:27 AM
Biting off

Unlikely use for keys
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 09, 2019, 05:10:52 PM
Use them as inspiration for naming a string of tropical islands.

An unlikely way to stop your socks smelling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 10, 2019, 03:57:45 AM
Ship them to Canada.

Unlikely way to stop itching
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 10, 2019, 07:12:48 AM
Peel your skin off and replace it with rind.

An unlikely thing to do with spare skin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 11, 2019, 05:49:22 AM
Wear it

Unlikely way to love a man
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 12, 2019, 11:32:57 PM
Hatefully or dead.




Unlikely reason to want to be a writer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 13, 2019, 10:27:57 PM
To get all the free chutney.

An unlikely thing to do on the morning you discover you have the ability to not sweat at will.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 14, 2019, 02:39:10 AM
Go to the North Pole

Unlikely thing to do for a Klondike bar
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 14, 2019, 03:10:58 AM
Put a bandaid where it was bitten.

Unlikely think to say while robbing a bank.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 14, 2019, 12:02:32 PM
Would you care for a mint?

An unlikely way to escape.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 14, 2019, 09:29:53 PM
Through the toaster

Unlikely way to clean dishes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 17, 2019, 01:52:55 AM
With windshield wipers.




An unlikely place to pitch a tent.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 17, 2019, 03:48:43 AM
On Mars

Unlikely way to shave
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 17, 2019, 05:22:04 AM
Hanging upside down on monkey bars.


An unlikely reason to visit Mars.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 18, 2019, 06:17:47 AM
To buy lingerie

Unlikely way to drive a bra
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 23, 2019, 04:23:47 AM
With a cockpit yoke.


An unlikely thing to do with a million dollars.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 23, 2019, 04:43:47 AM
Set it on fire

Unlikely kids movie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on December 23, 2019, 07:16:42 PM
An animated version of The Boondock Saints.  Though for adult anime fans, it might be cool.




An unlikely ornament for your Christmas tree.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on December 24, 2019, 05:48:37 AM
Krampus' teeth

Unlikely baby name
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 03, 2020, 11:31:13 PM
A$$whole because while everyone checks for all of the fingers and toes on a newborn baby, no one bothers to see if it's a perfect asshole.


An unlikely place for a Christening.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 04, 2020, 03:11:30 AM
Wal Mart

Unlikely way to stop these games
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 04, 2020, 07:43:42 AM
Add webcams and play them with your Bavarian out.

An unlikely reason for typing with your eyes shut.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 04, 2020, 08:04:32 AM
You're testing out the new Braille keys for the hard of hearing.

 
An unlikely excuse for missing work.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 04, 2020, 11:25:33 AM
You are bored and really, really miss work.

An unlikely thing to wear around your neck.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 05, 2020, 05:09:38 AM
A human head

Unlikely superhero
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2020, 08:18:15 AM
A dental hygenist.


An unlikely thing to find in your mailbox.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on January 11, 2020, 05:03:20 PM
Mail with your name and address on it rather than your neighbours'.

An unlikely excuse for a mailman (mail person?) to put letters through the wrong doors.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2020, 11:52:45 PM
A three-foot-tall, one-legged, boutonniere fashion designer.



An unlikely place to wear a boutonniere.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 12, 2020, 04:27:41 AM
Iraq?

Unlikely best picture
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 13, 2020, 09:11:11 AM
Any penis pic ever and any movie about penis pics. Just say, No."




An unlikely place to watch a movie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 14, 2020, 01:34:49 AM
Porta-pottey

Unlikely Valentine's Day gift
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 14, 2020, 08:17:00 AM
Divorce papers.


An unlikely song for a wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on January 14, 2020, 09:43:37 AM
"Enter the Gladiators"

An unlikely reason to visit the Coloseum in Rome.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 15, 2020, 03:04:06 AM
Going to church

Unlikely religion
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 15, 2020, 11:10:25 PM
Pumpkin Pie Eaters of the Universe.


An unlikely place to need a signature.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 16, 2020, 06:09:09 AM
My ass

Unlike children's game
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 16, 2020, 07:05:56 AM
Signing Noiz's ass.

An unlikely reason to get married.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on January 16, 2020, 09:51:28 AM
To avoid signing Noiz's ass.

An unlikely reason to ascend in a hot-air balloon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 17, 2020, 02:42:38 AM
Because you ran out of bottled helium and hate paying for airfare.



An unlikely reason to obtain your pilot's license.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on January 17, 2020, 10:07:40 AM
Because it's increasingly hard to park a coach-and-four in city centres.

An unlikely person to commemorate with a statue.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 18, 2020, 05:33:39 AM
Hitler

Unlikely video game power-up
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 18, 2020, 09:48:39 AM
with my thanks to google and Wikipedia ...

The ability to continue your quest without having to stop to change your socks. Sort of like virtual odour eaters.

An unlikely thing to say on discovering that your lover has one orange toe on each foot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on January 18, 2020, 10:17:57 AM
"You've had those in my sockets!"  (If this seems incomprehensible, check the other threads.)

An unlikely title for a newly rediscovered painting by Caravaggio.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 18, 2020, 10:40:26 AM
Judith Boffing Holofernes

An unlikely reason for the hunchback of Notre Dame to be walking backwards.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on January 18, 2020, 08:51:49 PM
To avoid seeing himself in shop-windows, of course.

An unlikely new day of national celebration.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 18, 2020, 09:47:31 PM
Atheists' Day ~ All the religious people calculate how much time they normally spend praying and instead, on atheists' day, they spend that same amount of time working in food banks, or homeless shelters, or visiting those in hospices, or helping at animal rescue centres.

And, of course, there's a foreskin amnesty.

Another unlikely amnesty.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 19, 2020, 06:27:55 AM
A teddy bear

Unlikely divorce present
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 19, 2020, 07:21:15 AM
One last shag.

Other unlikely occasions to give a seabird as a gift.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 20, 2020, 01:51:19 AM
Alcosleizter

Unlikey way to end a game
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2020, 07:49:05 AM
The players all take whistles from their pockets and blow them. The referee then removes his wig and false nose to reveal his true identity. The crowd signals its desire with either a thumbs up or a thumbs down. If it's thumbs down, the tip of the ref's actual nose is removed and fed to a waiting weasel.

An unlikely way to start a game.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 22, 2020, 12:00:57 AM
Kicking your friend

Unlikely gambling game
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 24, 2020, 01:54:49 AM
Hide and Seek with your roommate's Sockets. The one with the most wins the ante and ante off. People can hedge bets on other players as well.   Socket Seekers is the name of the game.  ;D


Unlikely reason to forget to put an unlikely thing in this spot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 24, 2020, 08:12:48 AM
As you type you notice that you have no fingers and realise you are stumped.

An unlikely way to pick your nose if you have no fingers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 25, 2020, 04:52:29 AM
A moose

Unlike critic
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on January 28, 2020, 03:11:43 AM
As you type you notice that you have no fingers and realise you are stumped.

An unlikely way to pick your nose if you have no fingers.
That got a chuckle.



A moose

Unlike critic

Andrew Yang



An unlikely superpower.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 28, 2020, 10:01:19 PM
The ability to charm caterpillars and get them to do your bidding. And I don't just mean attack your neighbour's cabbage patch, I mean something that could change the world like eating Trump as he sleeps, or wrapping Putin in a cacoon and dropping him in the Moskva, or stealing the pope's hat and wand, or sneaking into to Boris Johnson house and tidying his hair.

An unlikely new magic trick. 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on January 29, 2020, 03:52:26 AM
Making the GOP disappear for good.

Unlikely super hero.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on February 07, 2020, 05:28:08 AM
Mike Pence





An unlikely new type of transportation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 07, 2020, 07:31:16 AM
Giant swans. Use selective breeding to get bigger and bigger ones until they are large enough to carry a person, then ride them as you would a flying horse.

An unlikely downside to giant swans.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on February 08, 2020, 04:52:29 AM
Too much feathers and no meat

Unlikely new burger
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 17, 2020, 08:52:14 AM
The Soup Burger and burger flavored ice cream.


An unlikely new use for an old drive-in-movie lot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on March 18, 2020, 12:09:44 AM
Pandemic breeding ground

Unlikely ice cream flavor
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 06:42:36 AM
Kitty litter.



An unlikely car model name.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 19, 2020, 09:52:12 AM
Strange Rover.

Self Publicity: The Strange Rover is one of only two types of vehicle that appear in my book The Severed hands of Oliver Olivovich.

An unlikely scent for a car deodoriser.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 09:58:15 AM
Used kitty litter.





An unlikely reason to want to learn to play the banjo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on March 20, 2020, 03:30:52 AM
Run away to the city.

Unlike reason to play Sims.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 20, 2020, 06:37:10 AM
You love yourself.


An unlikely reason to become a sport's fan.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on March 21, 2020, 02:14:37 AM
To win a bet with Lucifer

Unlikely dying words.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 21, 2020, 02:23:40 AM
I'm going to live forever!


An unlikely reason for a celebration.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on March 21, 2020, 02:30:45 AM
People are slowing down to let me get caught up on posting.

Unlikely reason to slow down.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 21, 2020, 04:44:03 AM
Because Noiz wants us to. ;D



An unlikely reason to want to slow down.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on March 22, 2020, 02:57:08 PM
We're all going to die

Unlikely stupid way to die.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 23, 2020, 01:28:55 AM
Picking your nose so hard, you pull your brain out to the point of no return.


An unlikely toast to the new normal.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on March 23, 2020, 06:03:13 AM
We formed a band on the roof.

Unlikely cure for all dieases
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 23, 2020, 06:47:08 AM
Prayer.

An unlikely way to avoid the year 2020.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 23, 2020, 08:28:51 AM
Die on December 31st, 2019, after the fact.


An unlikely excuse to give for owning a pet in a pet-free living community.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on March 24, 2020, 03:31:39 AM
The aliens are coming.

Unlikely wedding vow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 11, 2020, 09:05:49 AM
The actual one. What a load of cobblers that is. Let's just pick on one bit of utter drivel - death us do part. Imagine you love someone, I mean really love them, love them almost as much as you love your dog, why would you stop loving them when they die? Not possible is it.

An unlikely thing to say when eventually you open your eyes and see it all for what it is: fluff.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on April 11, 2020, 10:08:15 AM
I'm coming!



An unlikely response to the prior sentence.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 11, 2020, 02:03:06 PM
Bite down on this.

An unlikely reason for needing stitches.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on April 11, 2020, 10:38:21 PM
You're a human voodoo.

Unlikely way to spend quarantine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on April 30, 2020, 10:03:51 AM
Going around to pharmacies and stores licking door handles.




Un unlikely place to need a door handle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 30, 2020, 05:25:39 PM
On the door of the cage, we are going to put Trump in. No handle needed; just a lock.

An unlikely way to entice Trumpity into his new cage.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on May 01, 2020, 01:40:35 AM
To go to Mars

Unlikely way to go back to reality
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on May 02, 2020, 01:27:51 AM
Suddenly stop writing poetry.




An unlikely reason to curse at a phlebotomist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 02, 2020, 07:04:03 AM
Heh! Have you been reading my manuscript before I've released it?!!!

Quote
Phlebotomist ingests Jerusalem artichoke in Palestine, we hear. He scratched his head. Was a phlebotomist a stamp collector or a pervert? He could never remember. He'd give that question a miss.

You discover she's been selling your blood to a vampire and not giving you your cut.

An unlikely colour for blood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on May 03, 2020, 01:59:04 AM
Pink

Unlikely reason to get high.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 03, 2020, 04:21:09 PM
You want something off the top shelf.

An unlikely thing to find on the top shelf.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on May 04, 2020, 12:44:12 AM
The cure for Corona

Unlikely thing for Trump to have.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on May 06, 2020, 07:49:07 AM
A stroke of genius.




Unlikely thing to do with a stroke of genius.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 06, 2020, 08:04:42 AM
Slap the genius and tell him to keep his filthy hands off your nipples!

An unlikely person to have a Kindle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on May 06, 2020, 08:26:45 AM
Rainman because he doesn't play with fire.  ::) :P ;D


An unlikely reason to want to run away from home and an unlikely method of transportation to do so.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Noizchild on May 07, 2020, 05:49:22 AM
Marry Drumpf and a flying fish

Unlikely reason to diet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on May 09, 2020, 07:56:19 AM
Because you hate your own cooking.


An unlikely thing to hold for ransom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 09, 2020, 08:16:24 AM
A skunk

An unlikely person to pay the ransom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on May 09, 2020, 11:00:22 AM
Knuks

An unlikely reason to speed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 09, 2020, 11:10:34 AM
You need amphetamines now!

An unlikely reason to dawdle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on May 10, 2020, 12:50:17 AM
You are carrying ten wriggly kittens in two arms and one by one they keep getting away and you have to chase them down because loose kittens are a danger unto themselves.


An unlikely name for a new car model.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 10, 2020, 07:49:43 AM
The Floored Mushtang

An unlikely excuse that an American might give for being unable to say the word coupé.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on May 16, 2020, 09:07:05 PM
Because you guys spelled it wrong.



An unlikely motivation to want to win a spelling bee.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 17, 2020, 07:16:18 AM
You want to make some spelling honey. You know it will take ages with just one spelling bee, but maybe you could make enough to fill one of those tiny pots you get at hotel breakfasts.

An unlikely thing to do with a tiny pot of honey.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on November 01, 2020, 09:27:48 AM
It's not what I was looking for but found the Unlikely Game.


Wear it like a crown.



An unlikely thing to find with a wedding party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on February 25, 2021, 09:21:48 AM
A divorce decree with the bride's signature.




An unlikely next step for the Teflon Don, Trump.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on February 25, 2021, 09:38:37 AM
Volunteer at a homeless shelter - without tipping the Press off first.

An unlikely story to lead a national newspaper's front page.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on February 25, 2021, 10:12:09 AM
Donald Trump Confesses All Sins and Houses the Poor!



An unlikely thing to hear during a riot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 25, 2021, 11:53:01 AM
Someone say: I'm quite happy with my portable TV so I'm not going to break that shop window and steal a flat-screen home cinema.

An unlikely way to get home after a riot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on February 25, 2021, 12:44:51 PM
On a pogo stick.


An unlikely thing to see in the dentist's office.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on February 25, 2021, 03:27:17 PM
The hygienist tucking into a deep-fried Mars bar.

An unlikely name for a new chocolate bar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 27, 2021, 09:14:34 AM
Cocoa Kabab Stick

An unlikely way to avoid doing any work.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on February 27, 2021, 09:25:44 AM
You have too much money on you and it's weighing you down.


An unlikely sermon to preach to the masses.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 27, 2021, 09:36:41 AM
Blessed are the sarcastic, because they shall inherit the last word.

An unlikely way to defeat sarcasm.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on February 27, 2021, 09:49:49 AM
With lots of honey.


An unlikely thing to say to a queen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on February 27, 2021, 11:25:11 AM
"Is it going to reign today?"

An unlikely rallying-call for a revolutionary.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on February 27, 2021, 11:32:27 AM
Red Rover, red rover, let your side come over.



An unlikely answer to give to the cop that just pulled you over when he asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 27, 2021, 04:54:35 PM
Well, it could be that I was doing thirty-one in a thirty zone. Or, maybe it's because I have a dead ho in the trunk. Either way, I'd quite like to use my get out of jail free card if that's ok with you, fatty.

An unlikely twist to the game Monopoly.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on February 28, 2021, 09:39:31 AM
None of the players get so bored that they pretend to go to the loo and never come back.

An unlikely reason to decline a potentially life-saving jab in the midst of a global pandemic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 28, 2021, 01:43:56 PM
You are aroused by injections and don't want to leave an embarrassing damp patch on the stool. Thus you are forced to stay at home and inject heroin into that sore spot between your big toe and home toe on your left foot. The effects of the drug are a bit of a nuisance, but it's worth it for the thrill of the jab fetish.

An unlikely way to ice a muffin.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 01, 2021, 09:30:16 AM
Throw it into a volcano cauldron while you jump behind with ice and a butter knife.


An unlikely way to die.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on March 01, 2021, 09:34:14 AM
Right now?  Of old age and general debility.

An unlikely last request.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 01, 2021, 10:00:03 AM
Requesting assistance in accomplishing the one thing not crossed off the bucket list, pole dancing.



An unlikely thing to see hanging from a lamppost.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 01, 2021, 04:17:48 PM
An Italian dictator. Why use a lamppost when a girder will do.

An unlikely thing to do in a clown-car.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: DGSquared on March 04, 2021, 07:18:43 AM
Get pregnant.


An unlikely thing to find in a maternity ward?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
Post by: Jo Bannister on March 04, 2021, 09:25:43 AM
A framed sampler saying "Celibacy leaves a lot to be desired".

An unlikely way to publicise the opening of Parliament.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on March 06, 2021, 11:52:13 PM
"Gentlewomen and gentlemen, allow us to serve you as our equals. We have decided that we will not have any privileges above and beyond those of our constituents. We are pleased to announce the Equal Pay for Equal Work Act has passed into law and all things will be made fair."


An unlikely slogan for a political candidate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jo Bannister on March 07, 2021, 09:11:44 AM
"Vote for me - I need the money"

An unlikely wedding present
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on March 09, 2021, 09:29:29 AM
A donation in the newlywed's names to their favorite politician.




An unlikely perk for being a politician.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jo Bannister on March 09, 2021, 09:41:13 AM
The freedom to drive geese across Westminster Bridge.  (No, really.  I don't think I imagined that.)

An unlikely reason for a Westminster politician to have a goose.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 09, 2021, 11:10:33 AM
Unlikely, you say? Probably because he likes goose eggs.

The most likely reason is that he believes that having a goose will win him votes. The second most likely reason is that he's having an affair with it. The third most likely reason is that he's making a duvet one feather at a time.

An unlikely way to herd your goose.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on March 09, 2021, 11:26:29 AM
With a hearing aid.




An unlikely thing for an audiologist to say
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jo Bannister on March 09, 2021, 03:09:43 PM
"I beg your pardon?"

An unlikely reason for sudden onset deafness.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on March 10, 2021, 10:30:28 AM
You suddenly realize you've been a therapist too long and have a mental block that won't let you hear another single word.


METAMORPHOSIS


Unlikely reason to forget which game you're playing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jo Bannister on March 10, 2021, 03:13:09 PM
Having a brain that works SO FAST it doesn't give your fingers time to catch up.

An unlikely reason to leave your brain to someone in your will.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 17, 2021, 09:33:53 AM
You need the space in your skull for your collection of conkers.

An unlikely thing to be buried with. I know conkers in the skull set a high bar, but go for it.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on April 29, 2021, 07:50:11 AM
Your living loved ones.



An unlikely excuse to give a judge in court for running a STOP sign.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 29, 2021, 08:57:39 AM
I was asleep at the time.

An unlikely pillow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on August 07, 2021, 01:40:21 AM
Exploding fireworks.


An unlikely thing to find in the Pope's refrigerator.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jo Bannister on August 07, 2021, 09:25:39 AM
An enormous beefsteak labelled "Friday lunch".

An unlikely form of exercise to help the pope keep fit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 19, 2021, 09:01:28 AM
Getting a part-time job as a condom machine installer.

An unlikely person in need of a condom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on September 01, 2021, 08:53:47 AM
An infant or your fourteen-toed, bearded Aunt Agnus from Pennsyltucky.




An unlikely place to give birth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 04, 2021, 07:27:49 PM
Through the ear.

An unlikely way to heat up a tin of soup.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on September 08, 2021, 02:57:10 AM
Put it between your toes and hope for the best.


An unlikely thing to find in a classroom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 09, 2021, 04:39:47 PM
attentiveness

An unlikely way to get a tin of soup from between your toes after following some seriously questionable advice.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 16, 2021, 10:57:16 AM
Hold said toes over a fire - tin drops if the toes don't drop first.


Unlikely reason for a friend to stay gone too long.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jo Bannister on November 19, 2021, 09:13:05 AM
She really enjoys your company - no, really - and believes that absence makes the heart grow even fonder.

An unlikely place to go on holiday, and an unlikely reason to go there.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 27, 2021, 12:27:34 AM
A trip to Syria to teach peace.


An unlikely way to reverse global warming.