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Title: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
Post by: Gyppo on December 21, 2017, 05:15:34 PM
The object of this game is to re-title a well known  Film, Book, or Video game, or even a play.

Bonus points, (kudos only, so can't be converted to BitCoins), for adding a description of the story.

Let's start with something slightly risque...

WOMB RAIDER.  (Game.)

A bizarre game in which a ridiculously over-endowed male has to transport his mighty member over, under, through, or around various obstacles, utilising totally inappropriate transport such as a wheelbarrow or a pack mule, with all the problems and misunderstanding which ensue.

 
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 21, 2017, 07:44:58 PM
Boom Raiders: the story of the ships which broke the siege of Londonderry in the 17th century, thus allowing it to have two names, a sing-along signature tune and possibly the least attractive-sounding district - Bogside - anywhere in Europe.
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Post by: Firefly on December 21, 2017, 10:16:34 PM
Groom Raiders

A group of gnarly old spinsters creep through the windows of grooms awaiting the morning sun to wake them for their wedding day. They are taken to Gnarly Mountain never to be seen again. The bride is left at the alter....wondering
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 21, 2017, 11:36:01 PM
Harry Potted

A young magician is lured into the dark side and ends up in a gutter, drunk as a skunk.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 22, 2017, 09:20:42 AM
Harry Spotted: the sequel
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 22, 2017, 12:04:06 PM
Fairy Spotted

Cinderella's fairy godmother's bout with shingles goes terribly wrong.
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Post by: thatollie on December 22, 2017, 12:57:22 PM
Skyrimmed

You don't want to know what they're doing to the dragons in that one.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 22, 2017, 07:28:58 PM
;-)
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 22, 2017, 09:19:43 PM
Joes

The story of a lethal cup of coffee
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 23, 2017, 09:05:53 AM
Jo's: about a story-teller who's lethal after too much coffee
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Post by: Firefly on December 23, 2017, 02:06:40 PM
 ;D ;D
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 25, 2017, 09:51:36 AM
The Sorcerer's Appendix - Harry Potter meets Dr Kildaire
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 25, 2017, 12:22:57 PM
Legal Weapon

The story of responsible gun use. Rated one star. Boring as hell.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 25, 2017, 12:35:14 PM
Seven Brides for Seven Buggers.

A re-made musical which seriously misses the mark as it preaches the gospel of enforced inclusivity.

Could be funny if it wasn't so daft.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 26, 2017, 09:22:23 AM
The Seven Pillows of Wisdom - the unexpurgated edition.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 26, 2017, 10:28:42 AM
The Seven Pillows of Wisden.

The story of the search for the The legendary inflatable neck supports of the English Cricket Team Selectors, which enable them to stay upright and appear interested even when watching the most banal of matches in the search for rising stars
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 26, 2017, 02:49:34 PM
Jiminy - cricket!  An account by an England fan of the test series they won.  No sequel, obviously.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 26, 2017, 03:28:43 PM
Run Silent - Run Deep

A picaresque little low budget 'art house' film, fortunately in black and white, about a dysentery outbreak on board a nuclear submarine.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 27, 2017, 08:58:31 AM
Mine Camp - Hitler's other book, about his days as a Boy Scout.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2017, 12:15:53 PM
Mine Craft - Hitler's final book on the crafts made with blocks during his Boy Scout days.
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Post by: Mr. Barry on December 28, 2017, 05:02:13 AM
Sleeveless Metal Jacket

Behind the scenes look at the upcoming season of "Project Runway".
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 28, 2017, 09:43:09 AM
Catch One - the first in a long series
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2017, 12:22:13 PM
Ghost Buster - the story of Buster Keatons's life
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Post by: thatollie on December 28, 2017, 10:42:00 PM
Ghost Buster - the story of Buster Keatons's life

Shouldn't that be the story of his afterlife?
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 29, 2017, 09:48:24 AM
A Bridge Too Far - the autobiography of a disgraced dentist
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Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2017, 12:06:50 PM
Kelly's Heroes

A tribute film about the workers at the Guinness Brewery
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 29, 2017, 01:47:29 PM
The Remains of The Dago

A heartwarming biopic about Mussolini's corpse.
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Post by: Dansinger on December 29, 2017, 02:38:14 PM
To mock a killingbird

The true story about a young wannabe hero who had the gall to mock a killing bird, and had to pay a high price for his foolishness.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 29, 2017, 02:52:50 PM
The Last Dingo in Boris

A story about a wild dog with a penchant for politicians and butter.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2017, 04:02:12 PM
Poor Boris...  You're on form today, Mark ;-)
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2017, 12:19:33 AM
Ghost Buster - the story of Buster Keatons's life

Shouldn't that be the story of his afterlife?

That's even better.

The Wizard of Australia - Some pom goes under.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 30, 2017, 08:36:52 AM
The Lady and the Trump

Donny goes to Englandshire to meet Good Queen Betty, but due to the ginger mullet and tiny hands he is clubbed to death by a Beefeater who thinks Betty is being molested by an inarticulate squirrel.

And we all live happily ever after.

Well almost all: the Russians are peeved that having spent a gazillion roubles (about ten quid) getting their squirrel elected, their plans were ruined by a bloke in tights wearing a silly hat.
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Post by: DGSquared on December 30, 2017, 09:50:36 AM
Sponge Daub Square Dance

The lovable sponge has been reduced to 16 sections attached to the tops of 16 BINGO daubers to disperse ink and dance around squares inside of squares, inside squares as determined by numbered balls and guided by little old ladies on a quest to win hundreds of dollars. Sqiudward Tentacles supplies the ink.


~Deb
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Post by: Dansinger on December 30, 2017, 10:31:50 AM
Barry Snotter ordered a Sphinx

Barry Young, commonly known as Snotter for reasons too obvious to point out, was obsessed with sphinxes, so he decided he was going to have one. The day his sphinx arrived, his everyday problems took on global proportions.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 30, 2017, 10:59:55 AM
FarGoat

A bleatingly good blizard-noir about a goat salesman from North Dakota who is kinda funny looking.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 30, 2017, 11:43:52 AM
Prances with Wolves

A musical remake of a film, starring a now ageing Michael Flatley, posing wildly and showing off his Celtic tattoos.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 30, 2017, 11:55:00 AM
The High Man in the Castle

Baron di Vilde has one too many magic mushroom omelettes and now thinks the Germans won the war.
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Post by: DGSquared on December 30, 2017, 12:32:23 PM
(Drinks) All the President's Gin


A glimpse into the life of the United State's First Lady and how she copes with marriage to a troll.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 30, 2017, 01:22:01 PM
Emission Impossible

Ethan Hunt has a vasectomy.
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Post by: Dansinger on December 30, 2017, 01:47:51 PM
Skylight

The werewolves are gone. But an alien invasion turns out to be a far greater threat to humanity than werewolves ever were.
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Post by: Mark T on December 30, 2017, 04:29:53 PM

Mud Max

It's the near-future post-carbon era. After Wall St got nuked in a false flag attack, the petrodollar has been replaced with a carbon-credit crypto-currency, and where good corporate citizens are routinely disappeared by flying police robots after failing compulsory pre-crime facial scans by AI algorithms at SMART supermarket checkouts.  Armed with pencil and paper (rare and illegal artefacts) our protagonist plans to fight back by writing out the truth, the first of a new breed of rebel hero, the Mudslingers!
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 30, 2017, 06:09:59 PM
Little Gender-Neutral Persons - up-dated, PC, inclusive, and boring.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 30, 2017, 06:29:55 PM
The Third Mango

Jack Lemon plays Harry Lime in this peach of a movie.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2017, 12:19:36 PM
The Determinator

A story about how Flying Spaghetti Monster actually rules the universe.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 31, 2017, 01:18:59 PM
Pulp Friction

A story of dry humping gone too far.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2017, 02:08:59 PM
The Gapes of Wrath

Some tapped out, angry, drunk, crazy guy stares at all the people who are still able to purchase drinks at the bar. He makes up stories about them.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on December 31, 2017, 02:27:28 PM
Into Africa - under her preferred title, Karen Blixen's manuscript was overlooked, having been mistakenly filed as porn.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2018, 01:32:35 PM
Call in the Wild

A book about cell phone coverage in out of the way places.
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Post by: carriesheppard on January 01, 2018, 02:37:18 PM
Euston Bear....
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Post by: Gyppo on January 01, 2018, 03:05:50 PM
Presumably the unpublished sequel to the story of Paddington Bear.

Many writers tried to jump onto the fortuitous interface of Bears (Cuddly) and Railway Stations (potentially interesting and exotic waypoints) but the original set a standard no others could match.

Hayes and Harlington Bear was forgotten almost before the ink dried on the first draft.  Set in Middlesex in an attempt to to try and cash in on the growing trend towards gender fluidity, it was a total flop.

Barnstable Bear (who lost his hair) and was aimed at the toddler market  almost made it on the back of the Seuss-like near alliteration.

But Chipping Sodbury Bear died stillborn when his writer, a previously successful author of light hack-works, simply lost the will the live.

Surbiton Bare, a sideways step into the porn market, sold well but people preferred not to talk about it.

Waterloo Bear was banned in France, where it was seen as unwontedly
triumphalist.  As a consequence it sold extremely well in England for a while, but was appallingly badly written, printed on cheap thin paper, and was mostly recycled as 'bum fodder' in rural areas.

 
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 01, 2018, 04:25:44 PM
The Silence of the Wives

A fantasy.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 01, 2018, 07:12:41 PM
Medium-Sized Dorrit - the sequel.  Dickens was working on the last of the trilogy when he was assassinated by an agent of the Campaign for Proper Titles.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 01, 2018, 07:53:25 PM
Shorn of the Dead

A sheep shearing zombie attacks all the Shelias.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 01, 2018, 09:49:06 PM
Finnegan's Still Asleep - the prequel.  Unfortunately, so were the book-buyers.
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Post by: Mr. Barry on January 02, 2018, 07:55:18 AM
Cricket Juice - The story of Jiminy Cricket, from Disney Star to Soy Sauce Mogul.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 02, 2018, 09:03:40 AM
The Working Dead

Customer service training video.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 02, 2018, 09:53:34 AM
To Kill a Mocking Boss - the handbook
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Post by: Mr. Barry on January 02, 2018, 10:02:43 AM
The Irregulators - The story of Chat Board Owners who stop responding.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 02, 2018, 10:10:34 AM
Being Malc Johnovich

A muppet discovers a portal into the mind of a dyslexic.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2018, 10:14:34 AM
To Kill a Rocking Bird

The story of a record company's plot to kill Suzi Quatro and cash in on the upsurge in sales of her older tracks.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 02, 2018, 10:17:08 AM
To Mock a Mocking Bird

Well the little bastard had it coming.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2018, 10:22:50 AM
Brokeback Mountie

A film reworked for the Canadian  market, but otherwise unchanged.
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Post by: Dansinger on January 02, 2018, 10:34:20 AM
Game of Bones

Westeros is no more. There's only bones now. That's how a certain skeletal bartender finds it and decides to found his own kingdom.
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Post by: Mr. Barry on January 02, 2018, 10:37:25 AM
The Invasion of the Toddy Snatchers

Documentary film depicting those that aim to repeal the 21st Amendment, which repealed the 18th Amendment of the United States Constitution, which forbade the manufacture, distribution, and sale of intoxicating liquors. 
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 02, 2018, 01:10:47 PM
The Magnificent 7 Up

On a sweltering day, only a lemon and lime soda will cut it.
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Post by: Mr. Barry on January 02, 2018, 01:13:46 PM
Lunch Box Larry

The continuing story of Leisure Suit Larry, after he outgrew the suit.   
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 02, 2018, 03:47:57 PM
Valley of the Trolls - the only place where the residents are improved by popping pills
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2018, 05:36:13 PM
Frank's Stein

Story of Sinatra's days as a big drinker
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 02, 2018, 06:42:56 PM
No Crumpets for Old men

A disaster movie.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 03, 2018, 09:59:50 PM
Mary Pope-ins

The story of the first female Pope, sometimes called Mary Magdalene.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 04, 2018, 11:00:13 AM
The Wired Systers

A Terry Pratchett rip-off in which three female millennials wander through life, headphones on, eyes glued to their mobile phones, and cause widespread chaos around them without even noticing. 
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 04, 2018, 01:13:01 PM
To Grill a Mockingbird

A poultry cookbook
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 05, 2018, 04:33:53 PM
To Thrill a Mockingbird - pictures of girl mockingbirds without their feathers
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 05, 2018, 05:11:05 PM
To Distil a Mockingbird

Personally I think the gin craze has gone too far.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 05, 2018, 08:38:00 PM
To fill a Mockingbird

The best ways to feed your pet Mockingbird.

(Is there no end to the things we can do with this title?
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Post by: Dansinger on January 05, 2018, 08:57:50 PM
The old man and his knee

The inspiring story of an old man with arthritis in his knee
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 05, 2018, 09:42:51 PM
To Espadrille a Mockingbird

In which the bird in question goes on a boating holiday and takes a liking to rope-soled sandals.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 06, 2018, 08:57:02 AM
To Fill A Mockingbird - notes on taxidermy
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Post by: Gyppo on January 06, 2018, 12:33:05 PM
Let's Study Notes

A textbook for students wishing to utilise each others work.  Sometimes referred to as Plagiarism for Dummies
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 06, 2018, 12:38:25 PM
Pony Club

The first rule of pony club is: you do not talk about pony club. The second rule of pony club is: you DO NOT mention the gymkhana, especially to the working class kids.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 06, 2018, 03:12:20 PM
The Stalking Dead

Some people are so committed to their stalking lifestyle and their ingrained inferiority, that even death doesn't stop them. Hints on how to still provoke ill will after they think they are FINALLY rid of you.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 07, 2018, 03:59:59 PM
The Stalking Deer - a novel of revenge, with added antlers
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Post by: thatollie on January 12, 2018, 09:13:08 AM
Go Set A Nightwatchman: It's a novel about a famous cricket match, except y'know, a little different from the original.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 12, 2018, 10:45:25 AM
The Long Walk to Freetown - Nelson Mandela's first book, about the poor bus service between South Africa and Sierra Leone.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 12, 2018, 11:25:35 AM
The Good Buy Girl - Carla McFatten (Marsha Mason) cannot resist a bargain and is shocked to discover the body of Chicago actor, Bellyache Garf (Richard Dreyfuss) in the apartment that she's crammed with junk.
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Post by: thatollie on January 12, 2018, 12:15:02 PM
The Good Father: Donnie "Don" Corleone leaves his criminal life behind to focus on being a good parent. His children all become accountants.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 12, 2018, 09:17:38 PM
More of Hemingway's infamous first drafts.

A Farewell to Alms.
The story of a beggar who won a fortune on the lottery and symbolically destroyed his begging bowl in front of The White House before vanishing from the public gaze to die a wealthy recluse like Howard Hughes.

For whom the Belle Toils.
The confessions of a Southern pimp.

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Post by: DGSquared on January 13, 2018, 12:03:53 AM
Cold Yeller - A strange story about a cool cold dog and how he lived on because of taxidermy. My apologies. It could have been worse, much worse.
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Post by: thatollie on January 13, 2018, 12:46:43 AM
Death Not: A teenaged sociopath is sent to an insane asylum after his teachers find a notebook filled with the names of all the people he intended to kill.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 13, 2018, 11:20:22 AM
Scarfarce   Failing film star and former makeup artist pretends to be a seasoned gangster by placing a fake scar across his face. He rides a stick pony around the neighborhood and tells everyone, "Go ahead, eat my hay."
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Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2018, 01:54:37 PM
Dead Pool

A bizarre film in which Superheroes play a twisted game of pool using frozen bodies as cue-sticks.  And frozen heads as balls.  Naturally, being superheroes they don't need to wear gloves to combat the mucho-sub-zero temperatures.  But being a bunch of posing gits most of them do anyway.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2018, 04:00:53 PM
One Flew Over the Coo-coo Clock
the story of aerial warfare in the Swiss skies.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 14, 2018, 12:46:28 PM
The Pills Have Eyes A gruesome documentary of the inner workings of your body. Microscopic nano-cameras hidden in your medication transmit information to government pharmaceutical agencies. Their goal? To see you to an early grave and rob you of your own hard earned cash so that you pay for it. That's the short version. The government is experimenting on us with the intent to turn us all into robots. Coming soon to a conspiracy channel near you.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2018, 01:18:38 PM
Charlotte's World Wide Web

How spiders are useful doing bot searches, making Google possible
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 07:59:37 PM
Resevoir Cats

Gangsters plan a jewel robbery, then find a warm spot by the window and decide to have a snooze instead.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 15, 2018, 11:58:24 AM
Pride and Pre Justice

The story of love gone wrong and the betrayal in the courtroom.
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Post by: Mastafrank on January 16, 2018, 01:56:31 AM
Call of oni chan

You must save oni chan from evil 8)
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 16, 2018, 10:18:25 AM
The Wanking Dead

At long last the sodding zombies find a way to amuse themselves that doesn't require any non-zombie participation.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 05, 2019, 09:38:49 AM
The Wench Who Stoled Climate Change.


She now serves as Donald Trump's Cheif of Staff but uses a crooked cane staff.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2019, 06:31:48 PM
A Clockwork Black

because orange is the new black or vise versa
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Post by: DGSquared on January 06, 2019, 06:48:47 AM
The Brife of Lian because Monty Python.
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Post by: Dansinger on January 06, 2019, 09:14:42 AM
The Wives of Ryan

Because why only have one wife if you can have several?  ;)
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 06, 2019, 09:18:37 AM
The Boys from Brazilians

A Nazi scientist discovers how to clone the perfect snatch.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 06, 2019, 12:37:45 PM
Romeo and Julian

because certainly that happened, too.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 06, 2019, 07:05:22 PM
Romeo and Julian

because certainly that happened, too.

Does this mean there may be a hidden subtext in Hamlet, where Hamlet stabs Polonius through the arras.

LORD POLONIUS   [Behind] What, ho! help, help, help!
HAMLET   [Drawing] How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
[Makes a pass through the arras]
LORD POLONIUS   [Behind] O, I am slain!
[Falls and dies]
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 06, 2019, 07:18:48 PM
perhaps  8) ::)
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Post by: DGSquared on January 07, 2019, 03:23:24 AM
Hamlet will never be the same.


The Stills Have Eyes
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 07, 2019, 12:01:41 PM
Two Gentlemen with Viagra
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Post by: DGSquared on January 07, 2019, 11:55:34 PM
One Flew Over the Coo-coo Clock
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Post by: DGSquared on January 07, 2019, 11:56:07 PM
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Route 66
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Post by: Dansinger on January 08, 2019, 12:05:14 PM
For whom the hell boils
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Post by: DGSquared on January 08, 2019, 11:11:11 PM
The Parent Clap
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Post by: Gyppo on January 08, 2019, 11:16:02 PM
Mauvey Dick.  (The story of a gay whale.)
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2019, 01:28:55 PM
McBath
The story of extra large luxurious bathrooms.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 10, 2019, 02:02:42 AM
A Dog's Wife  - Because when all is said and done, there's a little bitch in every woman and there's a little dog in every man. ;D :P
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 12, 2019, 12:34:56 PM
Pride and Pre Justice
The story of a wrongly accused uppity sod.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 12, 2019, 07:07:38 PM
The Time Traveller's Wifi

A bloke from the future visits rural parts of UK to laugh at the download speed.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 12, 2019, 07:25:13 PM
Sheepless in Seattle

Little Bo Peep visits the West coast.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2019, 01:23:10 PM
Jars

The story of broken glass and the havoc it wreaks.
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Post by: Mastafrank on January 13, 2019, 03:56:31 PM
Call of onichan

Sibling fights of hordes of zombies to save her beloved  onichan
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2019, 12:16:06 PM
From Here to Day After Tomorrow

The story of the boredom of everyday life.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2019, 01:52:17 PM
The Handmaid's Snail

A French remake of the Atwood classic.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 14, 2019, 02:48:41 PM
Call of Booty.

A video shoot-em-up where you play the role of a mercenary, and the winner is the one who accumulates the most loot.
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Post by: Dansinger on January 14, 2019, 06:29:49 PM
Assassin's Feet.

The Assassins Bible on the importance of proper foot care. Complete with instructions, exercises and whatnot.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 15, 2019, 03:26:00 PM
Cinco and the Man

The five ways to properly handle the influx of Mexicans into the USA.
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Post by: Dansinger on January 15, 2019, 03:35:35 PM
The life-ending nightmare of tidying up

Because owning fewer than 30 books is a crime against humanity.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 16, 2019, 01:17:40 PM
The Jizz Singer


the story of a porn star's life
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Post by: Mastafrank on January 19, 2019, 12:12:24 AM
Asshole monologue: politician spouts nonsense for an hour
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Post by: Mastafrank on January 19, 2019, 12:15:13 AM
Extreme makeover: poverty edition

Contestants make do with a weekly budget of $100.

There are no winners, only losers
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 19, 2019, 08:38:50 AM
Hairy Poppins

The story of a woman, an umbrella, a carpet bag, and a large bush.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 19, 2019, 12:14:25 PM
A Tale of Tow Cities

A look at the car repossession industry
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 19, 2019, 03:08:07 PM
Knickerless Nickleby

Poor Miss Nickleby wonders why there's always a draft.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 20, 2019, 09:42:34 AM
Scar Wars - A film about wars and what they actually accomplish.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 20, 2019, 01:23:25 PM
Pebbles

The story of a lightweight boxer who loses every match.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 21, 2019, 04:14:04 AM
Paws - The terrifying quest to stop a man-eating feline.  The tide has turned and people are afraid to come out of the water. ::)
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 21, 2019, 12:08:35 PM
If I Could Save Thyme in a Bottle

a song about herbs and spices
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 21, 2019, 08:58:41 PM
Dumb, Dumber, & Donald

Three thickies cause havoc when the stupidest one gets elected.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 22, 2019, 08:34:34 AM
Thermal Air You Wheeze - a tale about two friends struggling for air and taking their final breaths together while driving in the smog-filled, unnatural, man-made heat.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 22, 2019, 11:52:47 AM
All You Need is Live

because after you are dead, there's not much else to do.
song written by the roaches
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Post by: DGSquared on January 23, 2019, 08:13:35 AM
You've Got Jail


It's where you get to go if you defraud the US Postal Service.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 23, 2019, 12:59:43 PM
When Hairy Met Sully

Bigfoot goes on a plane ride and hilarity ensues.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 27, 2019, 09:29:43 AM
Close Encounters of the Thirst Kind

On an early summer morning of a day promising temperatures in the high 90s, you set out on a ten-mile hike and discover you've left your water bottle at the filling station three miles back and 1500, steep feet downhill. You know if you go down, you'll hold up everyone in your group. Besides, there is only one can of bear spray, so you're sticking with your group. Lucky for you, there's a stream one more mile up and a stranger has been kind enough to offer an empty, disposable water bottle. You stop and drink the water without a filter or purification and fill up the 1litre bottle to get you the rest of the way uphill.

Two weeks later, you return home with giardia and convinced that you're about to die. You decide in your delirium, you're about to meet Peter at the Pearly Gates.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 27, 2019, 04:12:05 PM
Close Encounters of the Fist Kind

Rocky turns out to have been an alien.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 27, 2019, 07:27:02 PM
The Grapes of Worth

Story of California vineyards.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2019, 07:52:51 PM
Of Meissen Men.

A handbook for collectors of top class porcelain figurines.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 27, 2019, 08:34:28 PM
Ok then, if you are starting a Steinbeck roll ...

East of Edam

A cheesy tale, well told. The book has a red wax cover.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2019, 09:16:29 PM
The Discount Of Our Winter Tent

A couple buy an army surplus ridge tent when their home is re-possessed and survive  through one of the coldest winters ever known in California.

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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 28, 2019, 09:51:22 AM
Loitering Within Tent

The weather improves, so does our couple's finances, but by now they've become addicted to life under canvas
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Post by: DGSquared on January 28, 2019, 11:55:29 AM
The Old Man and the Tea

Dementia has him constantly losing his teacup and misplacing his tea.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 28, 2019, 12:00:13 PM
A Moveable Feat

The story of a traveling strongman show.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 28, 2019, 02:02:29 PM
Two Years Before The Last

This autobiography of a cobbler's apprentice may lack drama, but we all need shoes
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 28, 2019, 03:07:53 PM
A Farewell to Legs

the story of vets returning home after stepping on IEDs.
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Post by: Mastafrank on January 29, 2019, 02:19:10 AM
It's getting cold in ere so put on all ya clothes :D
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 29, 2019, 08:33:00 AM
A Bendy-bus Named Desire
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 29, 2019, 12:06:00 PM
I've and Off

The story of a person with the decision making skills of a squirrel in traffic.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 29, 2019, 07:05:03 PM
Les Lost His Marbles ~ Hugh Victorio

A story of revolting people and their miserable lives. The eponymous hero, Les Bien (AKA Tres) barely makes an appearance.

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Post by: Gyppo on January 29, 2019, 08:47:36 PM
Three men with a somewhat flamboyant and potentially effeminate dress style who nonetheless appear to be unusually dextrous in the use of long and sharply edged weapons.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 29, 2019, 08:55:56 PM
The Rucksack Wearer of Notre Dame
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 30, 2019, 09:02:35 AM
Tourists in Paris see how much they can see without spending their devalued pounds in expensive French restaurants...

The Lunchpack of Notre Dame
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Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2019, 10:33:55 AM
Nickle-less Nickleby.

The story of a destitute young American, who 'worked his passage' to Victorian England in the hope of finding a better life and arrived during one of the coldest winters known to history.

He found that whilst the streets of London were indeed 'paved with gold' he couldn't even afford a shovel at the usurious London prices.  Nobody was going to lend him one so he starved to death, unnoticed and unmourned, whilst the English played happily on the frozen Thames.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 30, 2019, 12:36:40 PM
All You Weed is Love

A song about Colorado's legalization of marijuana.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 30, 2019, 03:26:13 PM
Fear of Falling
It's not the Flying bit that you have to worry about
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 30, 2019, 11:15:25 PM
Olive or Twist

The story of the martini
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Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2019, 11:30:45 PM
Knicker-less Nickelby.
 
The racy tale of a Yorkshire lass who went to London to make her fortune as a 'lady of negotiable affection'.  But she was spotted by a famous photographer and escaped the downhill spiral of life on the streets by becoming a Page Three girl.  The latter part of her life gave the title to her self-penned autobiography, heavily illustrated, which allowed her to retire completely by the age of thirty four.

A Sale of Two Titties sold three million copies and came with a life-sized pull out poster which is now a collector's item.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 31, 2019, 09:47:54 AM
Cheerful House

A new and upbeat take on the Dickens classic, in which everybody gets what they want
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 31, 2019, 12:09:24 PM
.

A Sale of Two Titties sold three million copies and came with a life-sized pull out poster which is now a collector's item.

I have so far kept from doing a Tale of Two [female body part in the nether region] because ... I'm not sure if that rhyming word is allowed in here for the darling underage who might stroll by, but it would be a great title for a lesbian love story - if I could only type that out.  8) 8) 8) But I can't make myself write it.


Great Expectorations

The story of Doc Holliday's final year as consumption took its toll.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2019, 02:45:45 PM
It's an ugly word.

Dickens is turning out to be a fertile grounds for growing variations.

Barnaby's Rudge

The story of a young boy's love affair with his bicycle and how it gave him the chance to travel beyond his immediate and claustrophobic Victorian surroundings, thus expanding his horizons, his outlook, his mind and his behind.

And, unlike a horse he didn't have to feed his mechanical steed.

===
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 31, 2019, 07:12:00 PM
Barnaby's Grudge

The second film follows young Barnaby's crusade to find the man who left a tin-tack to puncture his bicycle tyre, and nail his feet to the floor.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2019, 11:01:03 AM
Barnaby's Sludge

When young Barnaby decided to write down the epic tale of his bicycling adventures and mishaps he discovered that his inkwell, unused and uncovered for several years of heady outdoor excitement, contained a bare sixteenth of an inch of a treacle like deposit where most of the liquid had evaporated and falling dust motes had thickened what little remained.

Had he realised this was the precursor of modern gel inks he could have made a fortune.  Instead he just cycled off into the sunset and became a fading footnote in history.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 01, 2019, 12:15:56 PM
Barnaby's Budge

In his retirement, he bought a small bird, settled down, and recounted the glory days of his youth to the poor bored bird.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2019, 01:00:41 PM
Barnaby's Fudge

An ageing confectioner  retires from work, but still knocks up up an occasional batch of his famous sweet, hand-stirred in a proper copper pan over an open fire.  His grandchildren and a handful of surviving contemporaries love it.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 01, 2019, 02:43:06 PM
Perfectly Proportioned Dorrit

The last volume of a trilogy.  The first was too long; the second - though much the most famous - was too little; but this one was just right.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 01, 2019, 09:09:38 PM
Divine Stupidity (Forgive, Dante!)
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 02, 2019, 08:53:15 AM
Gulliver's Gravel

A tedious tome detailing the life and lack of love of a quarry owner.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 02, 2019, 08:55:22 AM
The Silence of the Ladies (a fantasy)
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Post by: Gyppo on February 02, 2019, 09:33:57 AM
The Silence Of The Rams

Once the Ram appears wearing his raddle block the ewes in the flock know they can't expect even the most cursory "Ba" before copulation.

"Ooh, get this, Girls, here comes God's Gift to Ewehood.  Wearing his bloody disco medallion again."
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 02, 2019, 12:16:32 PM
Silence of the Limbs

An avid outdoorsman tells of the wonders of walking the Appalachian Trail's entire distance.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 02, 2019, 02:58:45 PM
The Silence of the Jams

A tense account of inter-personal rivalries at a Women's Institute fair.  Critics have described the scene showing the judging in the jams, marmalades and other preserves tent as an object lesson in spare dialogue and poisonous looks; several of them drew comparisons with "Alien".
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Post by: Noizchild on February 03, 2019, 01:58:07 AM
Purple Panther. This is T'Challa's great-great-great daughter.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 03, 2019, 01:18:20 PM
The Nun Also Rises

The story of Mother Superior and the Abbess at some unheard of place in medieval times.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 03, 2019, 02:56:39 PM
For Whom The Belle Toils

The story of an impoverished Southern gentleman, who had to sell all his slaves and house servants to clear his gambling debts, and then expected his wife to do all the work whilst he sat in the porch glider drinking Mint Juleps.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 03, 2019, 03:03:43 PM
Flatulence Among the Firs

This sequel to Wind in the Willows never quite achieved the same popularity.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 03, 2019, 10:42:03 PM
Beauty and the Breast

Come on, do I have to explain that one?  ;)
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 04, 2019, 02:34:31 PM
Arnold in Wonderland.

A body builder's story of life on steroids.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 04, 2019, 04:04:38 PM
Alice in Blunderland

The story of a dedicated but world-weary Mother Superior who runs a special Maternity Unit for pregnant nuns.  They are delivered secretly to her unit by an unobtrusive vehicle called the Blunderbus.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 04, 2019, 09:49:16 PM
Phallus in Sunderland

Why aye man! Gannin the toon the neet ta git a dildo, than gannin yem.

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Post by: Noizchild on February 04, 2019, 11:04:16 PM
Boobarella (I don't need to explain that one. Think of Pasty and AbFab. ;))
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 06, 2019, 01:29:03 PM
Lord of the Fleas

The story of a circus of trained fleas and the man who trained them.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 06, 2019, 02:19:02 PM
Lord of the Bling

If you can afford the whole shooting match, why settle for just rings?
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Post by: Gyppo on February 06, 2019, 06:24:53 PM
Bored Of The Ring

The story of an immensely talented boxer who just ran out of enthusiasm.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 07, 2019, 01:26:16 AM
Sleeping Booty (See a pattern yet?)
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 07, 2019, 09:09:20 AM
Bored of the King

Oliver Cromwell's recently discovered autobiography
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Post by: Noizchild on February 07, 2019, 11:52:41 PM
King of the Bill

Hank Hill is king of all bills in congress.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 08, 2019, 08:35:33 AM
Poured on the Sing

A sadly downbeat history of Welsh miners' choirs, pluckily continuing through adverse weather conditions.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 08, 2019, 10:56:55 AM
Now Green Is My Valley

The story of a former Welsh mine which is now a repository for secretly stored nuclear waste.  The former miners have their jobs back, but in reverse, packing the toxic stuff into every little hidden crevice.

They don't need lamps because the surreal green glow infuses everything, making their children look like a Ready-Brek advert.  The leeks and daffodils they grow in their spare time are like small trees. Some of the pit ponies already have as many legs as Sleipnir, and future generations are evolving nicely..

But the Welsh Assembly is delighted to 'see the economy picking up again', plus being able to abandon expensive pension schemes.  They are laughing themselves silly that thy 'managed to pluck this little earner from the grasp of the Cornish', who in fact turned it down many years ago.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 08, 2019, 11:56:37 AM
Gullible Travels

A tell all book about the tourist industry and all the things that go wrong with travel.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 08, 2019, 02:30:13 PM
The Merchant of NotVeryNice

Biography of a tycoon: supply your own businessman, or check with the Daily Telegraph if you run out of ideas
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 08, 2019, 06:16:57 PM
Animal Frame

I picture book of adorable animals, suitable for display in even the best of homes.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 09, 2019, 01:40:41 AM
King Beer

In which King Lear gets drunk
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 09, 2019, 09:11:15 AM
Titus Androgynous
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Post by: Gyppo on February 09, 2019, 09:17:03 AM
Titus a Newt
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 09, 2019, 07:13:44 PM
Titus Growin'
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 09, 2019, 10:04:37 PM
1974

A dystopian story in a dystopia that really is not that bad. The music's better than the 80s, the hair's better, the clothes are better, even the sexually transmitted diseases are better - you can shag people without the worry of imminent death. Ok, there is glam rock, but come on; a bit of eye shadow and mascara never killed anyone! Room 101 is probably the name of the shop where you buy platform shoes. No rats. Not even one.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 10, 2019, 03:31:09 AM
Catch-23

The other catch.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 11, 2019, 02:09:49 PM
Mary's Poppin'

The x-rated version
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 11, 2019, 09:53:45 PM
The Weirdo of Oz

The Dame Edna biopic.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 12, 2019, 02:59:57 AM
The Jig. After Robert What's His Face Goes to Prison.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 19, 2019, 02:00:45 PM
Hallelujah Corers - the best way to get the middle bit out of your fruit!
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Post by: Noizchild on February 19, 2019, 11:59:29 PM
Found Girl A succubus finding love and getting married.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 01, 2019, 09:15:12 AM
Rogetsthesaurus! - latest instalment in the Jurassic saga, in which the velociraptors hide behind the curtains and the T.Rex remembers urgent business on the other side of the island.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 02, 2019, 01:56:52 AM
Back Row: Making comments about China's government. (It's a local program I'm working with.)
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 03, 2019, 08:59:37 AM
A Long Knight's Journey into Day - Despairing of ever getting armour to fit him, 6ft 6ins Sir Lanky resigns from the Round Table and sets off for somewhere warm enough that he won't need it, discovering Sri Lanka in the process.  The failure of later map-makers to spell his name right is regrettable.
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Post by: Gyppo on March 03, 2019, 06:52:37 PM
Bambi - The Dark Side.  A film neither Disney nor Pixar are likely to make.

Once he had hormones and horns Bambi felt a little different about the world.

Left click to enlarge.

PS:  No idea if this statistic is genuine.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 03, 2019, 10:38:05 PM
Yo payback! I wish pheasants would get themselves organised and have a go at the tweedy tossers.

I'm replying to Gyppo but realise that Hitchcock would quite like my idea.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 04, 2019, 02:45:07 AM
Magical History Tour: Bringing the Beatles back together, even the dead ones
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 04, 2019, 12:11:02 PM
From There to Eternity

The story of driving across Kansas
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 04, 2019, 02:11:54 PM
A Timely History of Briefs - criminal defenders down the ages.  (Why, what did you think I meant?)

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Post by: Noizchild on March 04, 2019, 08:15:04 PM
Two Goats, One Cup: Goats fetish, anyone?
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 05, 2019, 01:47:11 AM
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blew Fish

An adult story about fishy sex lives.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 05, 2019, 03:32:19 PM
Bring Me Nightshade - the suicide note of a television viewer who believed that, even at Christmas, you can have too much of Morcambe and Wise.  (Apologies to non-Brits: two comedians, both long dead, who are still something of a national institution.)
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Post by: Noizchild on March 06, 2019, 01:26:21 AM
Throatwatch: We talk about different throats
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 06, 2019, 04:56:25 PM
Stoatwatch - we talk about different stoats.  And occasional weasels, and how to tell them apart.  Weasels are weasily recognised; stoats are stoatally different.

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Post by: Noizchild on March 07, 2019, 03:42:40 AM
Pink Submarine: The Beatles are turned into girls.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 07, 2019, 11:59:31 AM
Yellow Jackets 
the story of bees
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 07, 2019, 02:58:47 PM
The World Will HAVE to be Enough - Don't be Greedy
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Post by: Noizchild on March 08, 2019, 02:16:25 AM
Here with the Wind-- the South gets with the future
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 08, 2019, 09:52:07 AM
Dumb, Dumber and Donald
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Post by: Noizchild on March 08, 2019, 11:57:14 PM
Phil and Louise
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 10, 2019, 11:19:02 AM
All You Need is Cash, Cash, Cash

sung by Johnny Cash
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Post by: Noizchild on March 11, 2019, 12:47:59 AM
800 Signs
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Post by: Gyppo on March 11, 2019, 08:42:39 AM
Piddler On The Roof.

The bizarre story of a Jewish exhibitionist, born in a low one room shack, who rose to fortune by working hard, merely so he could buy a three storey town house and publicly urinate every sunrise and sunset upon on the expensive Delabole Slate roofing whilst hanging on to the chimney.

As age and arthritis took their toll he added a lift to take him directly to the rooftop.

His neighbours, long since inured to this strange behaviour, knew that as long as Abel remained able he'd continue his eccentric habit.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 11, 2019, 09:30:07 AM
Piddler on the Hoof - an account of micturation in the family equidae.  And believe me, nothing micturates like a horse.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 11, 2019, 11:03:04 AM
Piddler on the Root

A farmer used only nature to water his crops
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Post by: Gyppo on March 11, 2019, 12:42:53 PM
Piddler on the Hoof - an account of micturation in the family equidae.  And believe me, nothing micturates like a horse.

I remember being totally mesmerised by watching a tiny Shetland Pony at Wickham Horse Fair pissing on the pavement where it was tied up.  It was only a couple of feet tall but it pissed, and pissed, and pissed.  The amount which flowed across into the gutter made it seem impossible that it wasn't visibly deflating ;-)
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Post by: Noizchild on March 12, 2019, 03:16:19 AM
My Little Sky Pony-- Ponies on a plane
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 12, 2019, 02:38:07 PM
An Inspector Stalls - Morse should have traded his vintage wheels for something modern that didn't need double-declutching.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 13, 2019, 02:47:04 AM
The Fish VS O.J.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 13, 2019, 12:48:04 PM
Blue Remembered Pills - Britain's oldest inhabitant recounts her life and experiences in terms of what medications she took for what, when.
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Post by: Gyppo on March 13, 2019, 02:55:37 PM
The Green Pills of Arthritica

The book Hemingway never lived to write.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 14, 2019, 12:29:19 AM
Silence of the Lions
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Post by: Gyppo on March 14, 2019, 02:10:09 AM
A Christmas Felicity (They can't all be called Carol.)
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Post by: Skrrt on March 14, 2019, 06:57:54 AM
Rickshaw Redemption
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 14, 2019, 08:19:43 AM
The Iceman Came, Hadn't Got All His Tools, Might Get Back on Thursday
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Post by: Noizchild on March 14, 2019, 11:38:17 PM
Apocalypse Soon
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Post by: Gyppo on March 15, 2019, 08:39:26 AM
Apocalypse Cow:  A film about the global spread of a new and far more deadly form of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 15, 2019, 11:58:49 AM
Apocalypse Bow-wow - the new, trendy, totally unnecessary remake of The Hound of the Baskervilles
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Post by: Gyppo on March 15, 2019, 02:29:32 PM
Sounds like a musical to me, Jo.

(No animals were harmed in the making of this musical, despite the fact that many of the human singers and dancers appeared to be rabid.)
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Post by: Noizchild on March 15, 2019, 08:09:03 PM
(I think started a chain)

Uber Driver
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Post by: Dansinger on March 15, 2019, 09:47:07 PM
To grill a rotting bird.

(No idea why anyone would want to do that, so I'd definitely read the book to find out.)
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 16, 2019, 11:14:12 AM
The Catcher in the Sty

a pig farmer's biography
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Post by: Gyppo on March 16, 2019, 11:20:28 AM
Three Men in a Goat.  A sordid little video featuring unacceptable behaviour in the Welsh Mountains.  The dog, Montmerency, has been excluded because we were specifically asked not mention it.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 17, 2019, 01:21:32 AM
My Hero Sandwich
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 17, 2019, 09:11:26 AM
Now, Budget Airline Passenger -  No, it doesn't have the same ring about it
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Post by: Dansinger on March 17, 2019, 10:15:36 AM
The Old man had to wee.

Well, it happens to the best of us.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 17, 2019, 12:53:09 PM
Tom Lawyer
the story of the first class action suit and all the money made by the law firm (and so very little gone to the victims)
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 17, 2019, 03:21:38 PM
Dumb, Dumber and Donald

Just using italics does not stop you from being a plagiarist!
https://bestwritingforum.com/index.php/topic,51.msg38485.html#msg38485
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 17, 2019, 03:25:42 PM
Schindler's Wrist

What he gets up to on a Thursday afternoon is his own business.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 17, 2019, 06:00:19 PM
Dumb, Dumber and Donald

Just using italics does not stop you from being a plagiarist!
https://bestwritingforum.com/index.php/topic,51.msg38485.html#msg38485

That's not plagiarism, that's great minds thinking alike. 

The Overloaded Arch - a cautionary tale about fat people's feet

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Post by: Dansinger on March 17, 2019, 06:41:00 PM
The Old Man and the Flea

Poor bugger!
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Post by: Noizchild on March 17, 2019, 11:08:08 PM
The Handmaid's Revenge
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 22, 2019, 09:53:59 AM
How Green Was My Belly - memoires of a Welsh zombie.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 22, 2019, 11:05:01 PM
Charlie and the Pork Factory
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Post by: Dansinger on March 23, 2019, 12:41:14 PM
Withering Heights
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 23, 2019, 03:53:54 PM
Weathering Heights - memoires of a mountaineer
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Post by: Gyppo on March 23, 2019, 05:23:07 PM
Smothering Heights.  The sad memoir of a four foot tall male who was periodically and frequently rendered deaf, dumb, and blind, by being enfolded into the arms and suffocating cleavage of a whole clan of taller and uniformly buxom Aunts who dearly loved to hug him and kiss the top of his head.

BUXOM
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Post by: Dansinger on March 23, 2019, 05:27:35 PM
BUXOM

Wrong game, Gyppo.


A Song of Ice Cream on Fire - A chef's memoirs
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 23, 2019, 07:23:08 PM
Salad in a Bad Cafe - a no-punches-pulled guide to fast food outlets.

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Post by: Dansinger on March 23, 2019, 07:28:35 PM
Ali Baba and the Seventy Maidens - Ali Baba discovers a secret door to heaven, where he finds seventy virgins with dark eyes waiting to fulfill his dreams. Or do they?
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 23, 2019, 09:53:59 PM
The Pie Eaters of Penzance 
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 23, 2019, 11:53:35 PM
Kindergarten Cope

Arnold Schwarzenegger deals successfully with a room full of five year olds.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 24, 2019, 12:08:14 AM
Lord of the Pies
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Post by: Gyppo on March 24, 2019, 07:19:11 AM
Bored of The Rings.  A complex parody in which Gandalf The Grey is a horse, struggling under the weight of the accumulated total of all the characters, rather  like the poor grey mare in the folk song about Uncle Tom Cobbley and all.

The Riders of Rohan are a bunch of predatory gay bikers and Rohan has a very sore bottom.

Frodo is a new detergent powder.

Bilbo is a new packaging material, similar to polystyrene beads but bio-degradable.

Aragorn is, quite literally, gorn.  Physically present but constantly out of his head on magic mushrooms and therefore more likely to slice and dice himself with his double-handed sword rather than any bad guys.

The Orcs are now officially recognised as a suppressed and misunderstood minority species, and are negotiating for Orcish Rights.  People with too much time on their hands are creating bizarre theories that the orcs are related in some indefinable way to Orca whales, so the dumb-arse Orcs are wearing Free Willy t-shirts without having any idea what it's all about.

Legless the Elf is a total lush and has had his bow and arrows confiscated as Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Gimli the Dwarf has quit the Quest completely and is earning a fortune as a competition and display Axeman.  He's never been so happy in his life.  Endless logs to hew, beer to drink, and eager blonde groupies wearing 'Go Gimli' tank tops.  What more does a Dwarf need?

Pip and Merry have quietly distanced themselves from it all and are are openly living together in a gingerbread cottage deep in the Forest of Fangorn, where the Ents are busy pretending to be ordinary trees and waiting for the furore to come to end, as it always does eventually.

Mordor has taken a leaf from Atlantis and sunk beneath the waves.

Saruman is believed to be dead, but anyone with two brain cells knows that writers will always 'bring back the wolfman' if Hollyweird beckons, waving a sufficiently large cheque.

As for Boromir - of the kingdom of men - nobody even talks about the poor bugger anymore.  Life's like that for some folks.

And Shadowfax, the greatest of all horses, has been replaced with TwitterFlitter, and SnapChat, a mystical ticking crocodile with a short fuse, which has somehow transferred itself from The Peter Pan tale.

The Madness Is Now Complete.  The Dark Has Risen!  And been firmly pasted onto the Backdrop of Life.

Gyppo
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 24, 2019, 11:36:16 AM
For Whom the Bell Trolls


a story of the comment section of You Tube
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 24, 2019, 02:12:21 PM
For Whom the Well Flows - memoirs of a water diviner.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 24, 2019, 11:06:49 PM
Twelve Years a Gnome
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Post by: Dansinger on March 25, 2019, 07:17:28 AM
Track to the future
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 25, 2019, 11:01:01 AM
Whack in the Future

A tale of espionage planning
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 25, 2019, 04:22:44 PM
Smack in the Future - a junkie's account of how he learned self-control and delayed gratification.
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Post by: Gyppo on March 25, 2019, 05:52:25 PM
Lack to the Future;  A nihilist's bleak prognostications.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 25, 2019, 11:04:03 PM
Horny Potter
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 26, 2019, 07:14:44 AM
Harry Frotter and the Paedo of Azkaban
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 26, 2019, 11:13:00 AM
Hairy Potters

The story of chimps making pottery
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 26, 2019, 11:17:32 AM
The Monkeys Pause - an overview of industrial action taken by simian workers in the Potteries.  During the first strike, some of them wrote a play, apparently.
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Post by: Dansinger on March 26, 2019, 04:30:22 PM
The Liar, the Bitch, and the Warlock
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Post by: Gyppo on March 26, 2019, 07:16:10 PM
The  Lying Bitch in the Wardrobe.

A short story in which a wife comes home, finds her husband in bed during the day, and the adulterous slut from next door hiding in amongst the wife's clothes..
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Post by: Dansinger on March 26, 2019, 08:55:12 PM
The Horse and His Ploy
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Post by: Noizchild on March 26, 2019, 10:44:50 PM
Beauty and the Breast
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 27, 2019, 11:22:03 AM
Booty and the Beast


a gym story
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 27, 2019, 08:17:17 PM
Treasure Island Diaries - A Jim story
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Post by: Gyppo on March 27, 2019, 09:36:48 PM
Longy-chewed.

The story of a particularly tough piece of meat.
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Post by: Dansinger on March 27, 2019, 10:20:21 PM
Ivan's Hose  - A dress guide for the medieval gentleman
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Post by: Noizchild on March 28, 2019, 03:02:40 AM
The Genius
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 30, 2019, 03:48:56 PM
Ah - an autobiography.

The Civil Partnership of Figaro
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 30, 2019, 09:41:56 PM
Ah - Mozart

Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti (all women like ice cream)
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Post by: Noizchild on March 30, 2019, 09:49:00 PM
Get In!
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Post by: Gyppo on March 31, 2019, 12:39:15 AM
The Nuns of Navarone.

A modern and feminist version where a team of militant pacifists declare peace on the Germans and thwart their plans to sink a Royal Navy convoy by using a heady mix of prayer, fruit cake, and Greek flatbread.

Filmed in black and white for obvious reasons.

No beads were injured in the making of this film, though some were clicked a little more vigorously than usual.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 31, 2019, 03:24:26 PM
The Midges of Madison County

The little buggers have played a strong supporting role in every film ever made north of Hadrian's Wall, but this is the first time they've had top billing.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 31, 2019, 10:32:51 PM
Animal Factory
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 01, 2019, 12:10:59 PM
A Tale of Tow City

the story of an illegally formed group of tow truck owners who terrorize the car driving population of a mob run city. Or How to Get Your Car Towed in NYC
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 01, 2019, 02:30:06 PM
The Road to a Wigan Peerage

All the more desirable ones - Norfolk and Gloucester and York and so on - had already been taken.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 01, 2019, 03:12:42 PM
Orpheus in the Underwear
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Post by: Noizchild on April 02, 2019, 12:43:39 AM
The Touchables
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 02, 2019, 09:27:00 AM
Scone Girl
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Post by: Gyppo on April 02, 2019, 11:26:39 AM
Jen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

The autobiography of a WW2 female dispatch rider.  An oily-fingered real life memoir, not a bullshit 'kiss and tell' of the 'Thrills & Swoon' variety.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 02, 2019, 12:03:19 PM
Life of Pie

a recipe book
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Post by: Dansinger on April 02, 2019, 01:37:02 PM
The Prince and the Rich Boy
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 02, 2019, 02:20:36 PM
Dante's In Fernow -  The divine comedian joins the Department of Natural Resources at Cornell University.
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Post by: Dansinger on April 02, 2019, 03:08:40 PM
Girl, intercepted
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Post by: Noizchild on April 03, 2019, 02:29:23 AM
The Lord of the Onion Rings
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Post by: Gyppo on April 03, 2019, 08:47:57 AM
Missed Her Chips.

The story of a girl who was late home for her tea.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 03, 2019, 12:58:25 PM
Green Grow the Lie Lacks

An environmental essay full of facts, all double checked. No Fake News included.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 03, 2019, 02:14:18 PM
Aladdin and the Four Thieves - even pantomime has to make economies these days.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 03, 2019, 10:53:20 PM
The Importance of Being Billy-- Because why not?
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 04, 2019, 09:30:38 AM
Goose Parent - even in pantomime, equal opportunities apply
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Post by: Dansinger on April 04, 2019, 09:47:30 AM
Anne of Green Tables - Where Anne gets a job at an eco-friendly restaurant
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Post by: Gyppo on April 04, 2019, 10:43:09 AM
Nancy Drew Has A Few.

When the famous girl detective goes undercover to expose a moonshiner's operation and plays the part a little enthusiastically.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 04, 2019, 11:51:26 AM
Best Grass in Wyoming - when the money goes out of breeding horses, the family find another use for their land.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 04, 2019, 12:04:39 PM
Celsius 232.778

Everything must be updated
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Post by: Gyppo on April 04, 2019, 12:38:59 PM
Celsius 232.778

Everything must be updated

Probably only because some dumb-arse typesetter didn't know how to spell Fahrenheit ;-)
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Post by: Noizchild on April 04, 2019, 10:21:06 PM
(Ah, America is the only country who couldn't use the metric system.)

Angela's Glitter
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Post by: Gyppo on April 05, 2019, 01:02:11 AM
(Ah, America is the only country who couldn't use the metric system.)

Really?  The UK is officially metric, but you wouldn't think it to hear my generation and plenty of the younger ones talk.  We learned it well enough to make sure we don't get ripped off, but we still instinctively think in Imperial Units.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 05, 2019, 08:28:12 AM
(Ah, America is the only country who couldn't use the metric system.)
.... The UK is officially metric, ...

Sort of. Don't forget we use miles and MPH.

UK aviation is real dog's breakfast. Rules of the air use nautical miles for speed, feet for vertical distances and meters for horizontal distance. So a certain rule might say something like: below 3000 feet at a speed of 140 knots or less you must have 1500 meters forward visibility.

And fuel is sold in li while the gauges in the cockpit are mainly USG (not even imperial gallons).

If we are officially anything it is officially confused. I suppose I better play the game ...

One flew 3000 feet above the cuckoo's nest, at 140 knots, with a forward visibility of fork knows how many meters.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 05, 2019, 09:33:08 PM

The 1983 Air Canada flight known as the Gimli Glider shaved disaster because the crew had to make a series of calculations to figure out how much fuel they needed to reach their destination - imperial, metric, weight and gallons all figured, I seem to remember - and got it wrong.  With even the fumes exhausted, and no airport within reach, she was saved in the last possible moments of her flight by locating a former military airstrip, long decommissioned and used by petrol-heads as a drag strip.  I think there was actually a market in progress when someone glanced up from the spark-plug stall and saw a damn great Boeing 767 heading for him.

So...

Boeing: The Distance

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Post by: Gyppo on April 05, 2019, 10:35:30 PM
Small world.  I was reading about that incident only last night.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 05, 2019, 11:23:59 PM
(Ah, America is the only country who couldn't use the metric system.)

Really?  The UK is officially metric, but you wouldn't think it to hear my generation and plenty of the younger ones talk.  We learned it well enough to make sure we don't get ripped off, but we still instinctively think in Imperial Units.

Apparently metric was too hard for us

Puzzle of Thrones
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 06, 2019, 03:36:52 PM
We crashed a Mars landing because some of the calculations were done in metric and some in Imperial and no one noticed until it was too late and the guidance system couldn't be corrected from Earth in time so the bazillion dollar thing bit the Martian dust.



A Wink in Time
A love story set in a tesseract.

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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 06, 2019, 04:29:21 PM
And the Hubble space telescope needed to be fitted with spectacles for a somewhat similar reason.  So you think, Let's leave all the calculating to the computers which were designed to do it...and then one of them flies your plane into the ground.  Moral? - if a human being cocks up, there's always a chance he'll realise it when he looks out of the window.

Time's Narrow
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Post by: Gyppo on April 06, 2019, 07:05:58 PM
Chariot of the Plods - Interstellar Blue Lights.

Erich von Däniken's lesser known sequel in which he tried to convince everyone that a roaming bunch of extra-terrestrial 'policemen' knew this world and its problems better than we did.  In it he posits the theory that they, like the Swiss, are supposedly neutral.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 06, 2019, 09:07:29 PM
Alex Crossdresser: Detective in lace
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 07, 2019, 09:31:44 AM
The Wino, The Bitch And The Anal Probe
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Post by: Gyppo on April 07, 2019, 09:59:10 AM
William The Snitch.  Who coined both a book, a TV series, and a seriously overused bloody overture.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 07, 2019, 12:32:27 PM
William Smell

the guy just wouldn't bathe
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Post by: Dansinger on April 07, 2019, 01:33:40 PM
Boudoirs of a Geisha - She started out with just one, made lots of money, and from one boudoir came another. Business thrived, so she opened even more boudoirs. Then disaster struck.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 07, 2019, 01:51:58 PM
Apocalypse Now - or at least, just as soon as we can get a majority for it in the House of Commons
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Post by: Noizchild on April 07, 2019, 09:55:30 PM
The Color Peach: Go inside... (you're smart enough.)
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 08, 2019, 12:11:03 PM
Lonesome Dive

The story of a man training for the Olympics in the diving category.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 08, 2019, 04:44:03 PM
The Seven Pillows of Wisdom - a surprisingly frank account of his love-life by comedian Norman.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 08, 2019, 10:56:35 PM
A man for all Seasonings


a cook book for grilling tasty carnivorous recipes
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Post by: Noizchild on April 09, 2019, 12:12:07 AM
Hm...

Native Daughter
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Post by: DGSquared on April 09, 2019, 07:40:29 AM
Saturday Night Fiver - A movie about how much trouble one man can into on a Saturday night with a single, five dollar bill.
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Post by: DGSquared on April 09, 2019, 07:43:14 AM
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Gastronomy -  Depicts the many ways to motion sickness when riding in a strange vehicle.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 09, 2019, 03:05:30 PM
To Live and Let Dye

a hairdresser goes on a rampage after one of her customers deigns to complain.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 09, 2019, 10:35:05 PM
Desperate House Plants
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 10, 2019, 09:23:52 AM
A Louse in Sunderland - the inside story of the north-east's crime scene.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 10, 2019, 03:42:23 PM
The Accidental Bribe

the story of political shenanigans and the excuses used to worm the perpetrators' way out.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 10, 2019, 11:24:50 PM
Lady Chatterly's Dog. (I think that's spelled right.)
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Post by: Gyppo on April 11, 2019, 07:52:35 AM
Lady Chatterly's Loggia

=====

Lady Chatterly's Hoover

The poor dear just couldn't get the staff after the debacle with Mellors, but a travelling salesman convinced her his machine could 'do the work of a dozen maids'.  So it sits there in dusty unused splendour, waiting for her to figure out how to turn it on.

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Lady Chat's Cats

A sad little 'art house' biopic of her declining years, surrounded only by countless moggies, but with gin and catnip they muddle along.

===
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 11, 2019, 02:14:01 PM
Sons and Livers - a cautionary tale about the effect of too much alcohol on young men's bodies
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 11, 2019, 02:56:45 PM
The Worn Birds

Birds hunted to death for the plumage needed in Victorian era hats.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 11, 2019, 10:48:23 PM
Animal Zoo
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 13, 2019, 10:39:02 PM
Cool Hand Luke's Guide to Making Pastry
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Post by: Noizchild on April 14, 2019, 01:02:04 AM
Queer Soul
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 14, 2019, 12:49:35 PM
Land of the Midnight Run

Those people just never stop.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 14, 2019, 02:01:45 PM
Hay Jude - memoirs of a farmer's wife
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Post by: Gyppo on April 14, 2019, 02:32:35 PM
Strawberry Fields Forever  A seasonal gypsy fruit picker's tale of backbreaking labour under a scorching June sky.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 15, 2019, 04:28:52 AM
Blue Submarine
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 15, 2019, 03:33:53 PM
The Lady Sings the Greens - how keeping vegetables happy makes them grow
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Post by: Noizchild on April 15, 2019, 10:15:20 PM
Lady Chatteley's Dog
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Post by: Gyppo on April 16, 2019, 12:30:18 AM
Lady Chatterly's Loofah

This replica aristocratic bath toy comes with a small instruction booklet.
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Post by: DGSquared on April 16, 2019, 01:27:33 AM
Around the World in Eighty Lays, one man's experience about how he slept, or didn't, in eighty different hotels around the world.  A book of global proportions.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 16, 2019, 09:55:14 AM
Around the World on Eighty Bays - a circumnavigation on horseback by a man who made it unnecessarily difficult by rejecting all the black, white and chestnut horses he was offered.  I blame the Guinness Book of Records.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 16, 2019, 03:14:50 PM
Around the Whirl in Eighty Days

Party after party described in titillating detail.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 16, 2019, 06:35:41 PM
Topical: The Hunchback of Towering Inferno
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Post by: Dansinger on April 16, 2019, 06:40:56 PM
Topical: The Hunchback of Towering Inferno

That has to be a real tearjerker.   :'(
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Post by: Noizchild on April 16, 2019, 08:47:38 PM
To the Bath House (I think that's how it is. Don't quote me.)
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 17, 2019, 11:20:28 PM
Mona Lisp
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Post by: Noizchild on April 18, 2019, 03:35:13 AM
A Beautiful Lie
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Post by: DGSquared on April 18, 2019, 10:27:59 AM
Game of Thorns book about how a group of women played Hot Potato with thorny rose stems one day and squeezed lemons the next.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 18, 2019, 04:44:12 PM
The Dead of Jerry & Co - expose of the lethal short-cuts taken by an Oxford builder.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 18, 2019, 10:25:09 PM
Ginger Breaks
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 18, 2019, 11:23:14 PM
The Last Mango in Paris

Bernardo Bertolucci explores the delights of sodomy during the chutney strike of 1972.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 19, 2019, 03:54:11 PM
Last Panto in Paris - When the powers-that-be decide Parisian society is now too sophisticated for cheap slap-stick entertainment and cut short the run of "Cinderella" in order to stage yet another version of "Les Miserables", thousands of disappointed punters converge on the Champs Elysee to fight to the death over last-night tickets.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 19, 2019, 06:55:14 PM
The Fall
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 20, 2019, 09:05:33 AM
Decline and Fall of the Todmorden 'Empire' - chronicling the glory years and slow descent into bankruptcy of a small-town Yorkshire cinema.

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Post by: Spell Chick on April 20, 2019, 11:43:32 AM
Gone with the Whine


Scarlett O'Hara whines constantly for 847 pages.
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Post by: Dansinger on April 20, 2019, 12:08:14 PM
Gone with the wine

Rett gets so disgusted with Scarlett's constant whining, he vanishes and takes all the wine with him.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 20, 2019, 02:19:27 PM
Done With The Wine - now Scarlett's so angry with Rhett she decks him with an empty wine-bottle.  A Jeroboam.  RIP.
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Post by: Dansinger on April 20, 2019, 09:27:53 PM
Gone with the swine - Scarlett, now a fugitive, has become a wine herder.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 20, 2019, 11:20:51 PM
The 100 1/2
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Post by: Gyppo on April 21, 2019, 12:19:18 AM
The Ill Dryad

A recent re-study of Homer's Iliad has suggested it was wrongly translated from the original Ancient Greek and that it was, as originally penned, a semi-erotic fantasy about a man who found a seriously ill tree spirit, nursed her back to health, and was rewarded with pleasures beyond measure before eventually being transformed into a tree so he could be with her forever.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 21, 2019, 11:47:39 AM
The Oddity - Homer's other epic, also mistranslated.  Strange, really, because what else would he have called a book about a guy who can't find his way a few hundred miles home in ten years?  And blames it on monocular centaurs and seamen who turn into pigs?

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Post by: Gyppo on April 21, 2019, 05:24:03 PM
Brigadoom.

A film in which a bunch of folk-dancing weirdos are promptly and ruthlessly machine- gunned every time they appear.  But they come back every hundred years.  The machine-gunners - equally regular in their manifestation - pass down the weapons, all beautifully maintained, throughout the generations.  Occasionally they make an unscripted May Day appearance and slaughter a mini-bus of Morris Dancers just to keep their hand in.

MYTH
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Post by: Noizchild on April 22, 2019, 04:05:53 AM
The Little Lebowski
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Post by: Dansinger on April 22, 2019, 08:23:36 AM
Lord of the Guys - A gay novel
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 22, 2019, 12:15:25 PM
Lord of the Fleas

the tale of the brutal ringmaster and his teen, tiny circus
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Post by: Gyppo on April 22, 2019, 05:43:12 PM
Lord of The Wings.

The rise - and fall - of Icarus.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 23, 2019, 01:53:11 AM
(I was thinking chicken wings)

Return of the Wing
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Post by: Dansinger on April 23, 2019, 12:16:18 PM
Holy Libel - Libelous as hell, of course, and dealing with issues as sexual abuse, monetary fraud and other unspeakable things in the Mother Church. All purely fictional. Or is it?
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 23, 2019, 08:24:04 PM
Titanic II
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Post by: Noizchild on April 24, 2019, 03:44:13 AM
120 Days Soho
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 24, 2019, 01:31:21 PM
My Friend Flickr

the story of picture sharing
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Post by: Noizchild on April 25, 2019, 02:20:05 AM
My Big Fat Japanese Wedding
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 25, 2019, 09:29:04 AM
Sumo Like It Hot
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 25, 2019, 12:16:00 PM
Some Like it SWAT


The story of strategic policing during riots
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Post by: Noizchild on April 25, 2019, 11:14:24 PM
Big Papa's House
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 26, 2019, 12:21:47 PM
Papa's Longstocking


Hemingway's private life stories
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 26, 2019, 08:13:50 PM
Robinson's Cruise So-So
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Post by: Noizchild on April 27, 2019, 02:40:44 AM
One Ins
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 27, 2019, 01:23:31 PM
Imma Say Dis


the story of a rap star
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Post by: Noizchild on April 28, 2019, 01:38:55 AM
Rotten Meat
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 04, 2019, 12:20:48 PM
To Live and Let Rye

the story of a down and out alcoholic
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 04, 2019, 03:30:35 PM
Emission Impossible

In which Ethan gets to hear the bad news about his catheter.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 05, 2019, 03:54:31 AM
Eyes Sewn Shut
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 05, 2019, 02:40:15 PM
David's Brass Field

The story of the tuba
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Post by: Noizchild on June 06, 2019, 04:50:00 AM
The Devilfather
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 06, 2019, 12:08:24 PM
A Few Good Memes

A book of stupid cat pictures.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 06, 2019, 12:37:44 PM
A Few Lewd Memes - cat pornography
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Post by: Gyppo on June 06, 2019, 03:55:40 PM
The Pornographer's Wife.
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 06, 2019, 11:30:41 PM
Whack to the Future

The story of flat earthers
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Post by: Noizchild on June 07, 2019, 03:00:17 AM
72 Hours
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 07, 2019, 12:15:42 PM
Born Fee

The story of increasing hospital costs in the maternity ward.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 07, 2019, 10:06:23 PM
Bjorn Free - Tennis as an addiction, by one who finally kicked it
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Post by: Noizchild on June 08, 2019, 02:52:48 AM
Datelife
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Post by: Gyppo on June 08, 2019, 09:56:18 AM
Dante's Infirmo

Hell for older people.
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 09, 2019, 12:02:48 AM
Pair o' Dice Lost

Gambling with the Mob in Vegas.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 09, 2019, 03:31:14 AM
Fear and Clothing
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 09, 2019, 11:36:06 PM
Adventures of Fuckleberry Hinn


a manga porn book. Hinn's hung.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 10, 2019, 03:07:23 AM
(That would be ergo. ;))

Silver Man
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 10, 2019, 12:14:56 PM
Dr. So-So

a rather boring spy novel with a run of the mill antagonist
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Post by: Gyppo on June 10, 2019, 05:05:08 PM
The autobiography of a Page Three topless pin-up.

A Sale of Two Titties.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 11, 2019, 02:36:03 AM
Dr. Normal
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 11, 2019, 12:20:23 PM
Dr. Sew

The stories of history's greatest tailors
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Post by: Gyppo on June 11, 2019, 12:31:38 PM
Dr Shiv-and-Go.

The autobiography a knife wielding gangland 'enforcer'.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 11, 2019, 01:46:06 PM
Doctor DoFuckAll

He doesn't talk to the animals; he can't be arsed.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 12, 2019, 02:59:25 AM
Avenger: Startgame
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Post by: Gyppo on June 12, 2019, 09:22:27 AM
Papa Doc:  The Musical

Featuring songs such as 'Feel my electrode, Baby', 'Sinister Shades', 'Black Power - 5000 volts', and the rousing end number, featuring all the surviving cast members, 'Happy in Haiti'.

Probably the only musical ever not to feature regular 'love duets' 

An unlikely musical, and certainly the first to ever be X-rated.
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 12, 2019, 01:50:27 PM
Of Mice and Meme

just a bunch of stupid pictures
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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 12, 2019, 04:22:32 PM
Of Mice and Women - a feminist anthropology
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Post by: Noizchild on June 13, 2019, 04:20:12 AM
Break Like Beckmham
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 15, 2019, 12:07:41 PM
The Maltese Fall Con

Three card monte in the autumn in Malta
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Post by: Noizchild on June 16, 2019, 03:29:04 AM
Captain Russia
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 17, 2019, 12:07:51 PM
Atlas Hugged


everyone gets squished
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Post by: Noizchild on June 18, 2019, 02:49:30 AM
Captain Wow
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 18, 2019, 12:08:15 PM
Apocalypse Wow

the world explodes fantastically
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Post by: Noizchild on June 19, 2019, 02:10:44 AM
The Glowing
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 19, 2019, 12:16:50 PM
The Joy Lack Club


a bunch of sad people tell their depressing stories
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2019, 01:08:02 PM
Twenty Thousand Peeks Under The Sea.

(The story of a busy glass-bottomed tourist boat.)
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Post by: Noizchild on June 20, 2019, 05:22:58 AM
Infamous War
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Post by: Gyppo on June 20, 2019, 09:13:43 AM
1001 things a Clever Boy Can Do - (But probably shouldn't.)

A modern replica, but with safety warnings which were missing from the original, and with some of the more interesting formulas for explosives, mustard gas, and poison dart potions removed.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 20, 2019, 09:30:25 AM
Twenty Thousand Leeks Under the Sea - hydroponics goes global
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 20, 2019, 12:13:56 PM
Twenty Thousand Leaks Under the Sea  (video)


Watching whales and dolphins pee in the mighty seas.
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Post by: Gyppo on June 20, 2019, 01:54:23 PM
Twenty Thousand Beaks Under The Sea.

The grim tale of the mass drowning of a shipload of illegally imported cage birds jettisoned at sea by the smugglers to avoid prosecution.  When the pathetic little corpses washed up along the The Channel some deranged copy editor couldn't resist the headline Forlorn Finches Found at Folkestone.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 21, 2019, 03:48:58 AM
Evil Dumbass
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 21, 2019, 12:03:13 PM
Twenty Thousand Geeks Under the Sea.


The story of the building of an Atlantis type underwater city.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 21, 2019, 08:55:40 PM
Twenty Thousand Peaks Under the Sea - a travellers' guide to the mid-Atlantic ridge.  Not sure who the publisher's target audience was.
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Post by: Gyppo on June 21, 2019, 11:07:47 PM
Twenty Thousand Sneaks Under The Sea.

A book  - with maps - detailing the proliferation of underwater surveillance equipment to help detect marauding submarines.
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 21, 2019, 11:56:29 PM
Twenty Thousand Freaks Under the Sea


The burial ground for PT Barnum's circus folks and their stories.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 22, 2019, 03:58:46 AM
Captain Russia
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 22, 2019, 12:03:50 PM
Cap in Hand America


the country begs the world to like it
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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 22, 2019, 02:21:59 PM
"Trumpety-trump, trump trump,
trump trump trump." -

The chorus to Nellie the Elephant is America's new national anthem.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 23, 2019, 03:57:16 AM
Captain America: The Summer Soldier
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 23, 2019, 01:32:40 PM
Tom Saw Her

a voyeur's tale
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 23, 2019, 02:19:01 PM
Tom Saw Her In Half

A magician's tale.
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Post by: sitalakshmi on June 23, 2019, 06:40:21 PM
Game of Chairs

A group of crazy teenagers trapped in a cabin fight for the only chair available  completely unaware of a horde of zombies closing in on the cabin.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 23, 2019, 09:21:49 PM
Game of Phones - in the sequel, the teenagers face the choice between figuring out how they'll escape and logging onto social media in order to bemoan their lot.  A third episode is not anticipated.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 24, 2019, 05:55:24 AM
Fire and Ash
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 24, 2019, 07:42:24 AM
The Kipper in the Rye

The life and loves of a smoked herring sandwich.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 24, 2019, 08:04:24 AM
Squirty Harry

Annoyed at having to constantly explain to the mayor, reasons for the ever-increasing pile of unlucky punks, the police commissioner replaces Harry's Magnum with a water pistol.

Sub-plot: Harry suffers emotional anguish because he was really enjoying that choc-ice!

Sub-sub-plot: A lack of self-confidence after having his weaponry admonished, and no longer able to take comfort in frozen dairy products, Harry suffers premature ejaculation. 


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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 24, 2019, 08:58:21 AM
Shirty Harry - prevented from making his day with new notches on his Magnum, and taking the view - which seems reasonable in the circumstances - that a water-pistol is not a satisfactory substitute, Harry goes into a sulk.  Big time.  Toddlers deprived of their dummies are telling him to act his age.
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Post by: Gyppo on June 24, 2019, 09:40:30 AM
30-30 Harry.  Deprived of the best job he's ever had Harry goes over to the dark side and roams the rooftops with a 30-30 calibre carbine, sniping at all and sundry.  Having killed all he has very little luck in finding any sundries to shoot.  Even Clint Eastwood disowns him.

Faced with this ultimate betrayal Harry blows his own brains out.  But even as he falls to the mean streets below, Hollywood, never missing a last chance to milk the cash cow, are starting to film yet another sequel,  Zombie Harry.

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JO:  Hollywood could build a whole damned franchise around Game of Phones ;-)
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Post by: Spell Chick on June 24, 2019, 12:11:05 PM
Dirty Hair


Just an updated version of Shampoo
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Post by: Gyppo on June 24, 2019, 01:17:46 PM
Sounds like a pre-quel, Patti ;-)
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Post by: Jo Bannister on June 24, 2019, 04:20:44 PM
Towering In Furness - a biography of the most famous people ever to come from Barrow-in-Furness.  Few pages; large print.
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Post by: sitalakshmi on June 24, 2019, 09:10:51 PM
The Sunlight Saga

A set of novels about an idiotic girl who dislikes sunlight and colour and sleeps during the day and stays up during the night. An interesting story takes place around her but she doesn't get to see it because she is obsessed about the night and cares about nothing except wandering around outside during crazy hours of the night.
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Post by: Noizchild on June 25, 2019, 05:35:52 AM
Annabelle Comes to Canada
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 11, 2019, 02:10:08 PM
For Whom the Bell Trolls


not even bells are safe in the comments section
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Post by: Jo Bannister on July 11, 2019, 03:23:30 PM
On Whom the Belt Rolls - a study of fat people down the ages.  Surprisingly life-affirming.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 12, 2019, 02:49:35 AM
Travel Police
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Post by: Gyppo on July 12, 2019, 08:48:37 AM
Eagle In The Shit

A very poor parody of Wilbur Smith's Eagle in the Sky.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on July 12, 2019, 09:53:26 AM
Or possibly a ski-jumper's memoir about the post-Olympic years.

Stair Wars - normal neighbourly dislike in an inner-city high-rise reaches boiling point after the lifts go out.

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Post by: Gyppo on July 12, 2019, 03:45:53 PM
Chair Wars. The story of how a relatively harmless party game - Musical Chairs - was raised to the level of prime-time must-watch TV by the addition of hand weapons - non explosive- and semi-nudity,

Or, for we bewildered Britons, how two totally unsuited posturing prats find themselves the last two standing in an undignified scramble for a seat - Prime Minister - which neither of them will really know what to do with if they win.  Eventually one of them will be seen on TV, a couple of days after his 'victory', wearing the 'Gordon Brown Deer in the Headlamps' look.  "Damn, now I'm got to deliver on my promises."
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Post by: Jo Bannister on July 12, 2019, 09:26:25 PM
The Empire Strikes - industrial action at the last remaining cinema in Rotherham.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 13, 2019, 03:30:49 AM
The Return of the Mack
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 13, 2019, 01:28:43 PM
Fat Man Menace

A new series of Nero Wolfe stories.
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Post by: Gyppo on July 13, 2019, 02:28:10 PM
Game of Drones:  A TV series in which a team of spectacularly uninteresting and virtually interchangeable nonentities struggle for a position of imagined authority.  Meanwhile the real world goes on around them, largely indifferent as to who 'wins'.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 14, 2019, 04:28:52 AM
Attack on Gods
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Post by: Gyppo on July 14, 2019, 06:57:22 AM
How Green was my Prius.

A Welsh ex-miner opens a hybrid car dealership, but falls foul of Trading Standards when he replaces blown engines with a Welsh pit pony harnessed under the bonnet.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 14, 2019, 07:46:10 AM
How Green Was Her Valley

Morgan regrets going to the cheapest brothel in Gilfach Goch.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 14, 2019, 10:39:32 PM
The Haunted Spleen
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 14, 2019, 11:42:50 PM
Game of Poems - the poetry challenge of the century, watched by at least two or three dozen.
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Post by: DGSquared on July 15, 2019, 07:37:34 AM
Clothed Encounters of the First Kind  - I'll let you use your imagination because it would be inappropriate of me to say it's a dramedy about young love, discovering and recovering from the effects of dry humping.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 15, 2019, 04:39:05 PM
The Day of the Traffordd

Twenty-four hours stuck on the M4 just West of the Severn Bridge.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 16, 2019, 03:16:43 AM
Datetime
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 16, 2019, 12:19:13 PM
The Mounds of Baskerville

The story of the garbage dump out back, not the outback
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 16, 2019, 04:52:31 PM
Dude Where's My Scar?

A Californian patient struggles to comprehend the concept of key-hole surgery.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 17, 2019, 02:58:27 AM
Rotten Meat
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 17, 2019, 12:06:42 PM
The Life of Pie

a cookbook with both sweet and savory pies included, mostly looked at for pictures and not for the actual recipes because who has time to cook
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 17, 2019, 01:41:11 PM
The Wife of Pie

The story of Flantasia Pie (nee Crumble) and her battle to earn a crust after her husband, Rhubarb, was eaten by a man dressed as a tiger.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 18, 2019, 04:44:27 AM
The Weekly Show
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 18, 2019, 08:04:09 AM
South Specific

In which we find out exactly what it was she was going to wash out of her hair, and how it got there.

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Post by: Spell Chick on July 18, 2019, 12:45:47 PM
Port Boy's Complaint

life on the docks and the weird sexual shenanigans of sailors first return to shore
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Post by: Noizchild on July 19, 2019, 02:39:58 AM
Cat Detective
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 19, 2019, 12:08:47 PM
Finnegan's Fake

the story of knock off Waterford Crystal
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on July 19, 2019, 01:31:54 PM
Incense and Insensibility

- Catholic priest finds cunning way of drugging choirboys 
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Post by: Noizchild on July 20, 2019, 04:06:51 AM
Bad Omens
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 23, 2019, 12:13:52 PM
Star Far

the history of astronomy
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Post by: Noizchild on July 24, 2019, 03:59:48 AM
American Comedy Story
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 24, 2019, 02:45:10 PM
A Pack of Lisps Now

A speech therapists tale of woe.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 24, 2019, 03:01:12 PM
Full Metal Jockstrap

When hardened steel is the only thing that will stop them swinging.
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Post by: Gyppo on July 24, 2019, 03:11:10 PM
Full Metal Jackette

Another film which has been remade from a mad feminist viewpoint.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 24, 2019, 05:42:37 PM
The French Lieutenant's Lemon

A story about one officer's road trip in his French-made car. Due to an appalling failure by the translator, the English version of Le Citroën du lieutenant français was far more citrusy than the original.
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Post by: DGSquared on July 24, 2019, 10:31:34 PM
Back Draft

The story of beans without Beano.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 25, 2019, 03:13:20 AM
Black Hawk Up
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Post by: Gyppo on July 25, 2019, 08:47:46 AM
Oklahomo, a remake confirming what we've long suspected about musicals.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 25, 2019, 06:42:07 PM
Ryvita (lyrics by Tim Rice-Crispies)

Some bloke warbles on about how he prefers cardboard to real bread.

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Post by: Spell Chick on July 26, 2019, 01:32:35 AM
Jesus Christ; Super Cars


the story of NASCAR and the good old boys who drive them.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 26, 2019, 04:38:47 AM
Toy Movie
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Post by: DGSquared on July 26, 2019, 06:03:41 AM
The Book of Moron    A book, written by an American pioneer while on peyote which created an entire following of gullible people who believe the gospel was handed down in golden tablets to the guy on peyote that only the peyote guy can see.
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 26, 2019, 12:10:51 PM
The Crook of Mormon


how to fund building in Salt Lake City
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Post by: DGSquared on July 26, 2019, 05:43:06 PM
The Old Man and the Pea


A book with a different take on the fairytale about the Princess and the Pea.



The Old Man and the Pea took a drastic turn after some old man in a dusty library misread, pea, to mean pee.


He changed his version of the story completely. Now there are two widely different stories.

The Old Man and the Pee
, is a tale of a sailor who never sleeps through the night.

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Post by: Spell Chick on July 26, 2019, 11:37:19 PM
The Bold Man and the Sea
is the story of some lunatic who sailed around the world on a Kontiki like raft.
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Post by: DGSquared on July 27, 2019, 02:54:49 AM
Farewell to Arms - another Hemingway classic but with a twist ... people are saying goodbye to their arms and trying to wave at those arms without them. So, it's like their arms are waving back at them without them. Weird huh?
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Post by: Noizchild on July 27, 2019, 05:32:55 AM
Fifty Shades of Suck
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Post by: Gyppo on July 27, 2019, 02:44:24 PM
Farewell to Arms - another Hemingway classic but with a twist ... people are saying goodbye to their arms and trying to wave at those arms without them. So, it's like their arms are waving back at them without them. Weird huh?

What the hell are you sprinkling on your breakfast cereals?  It sure ain't sugar.

=====

Fifty grades of Sleigh:   A scrutineers handbook listing all the known ways in which toboggan competitors try to gain any small but legal advantage over each other.

Meanwhile, in St Moritz, at the Cresta Run, it is still widely accepted that testicular circumference is the final arbiter.  'The man with the biggest balls wins'.
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Post by: DGSquared on July 27, 2019, 10:25:48 PM
Farewell to Arms - another Hemingway classic but with a twist ... people are saying goodbye to their arms and trying to wave at those arms without them. So, it's like their arms are waving back at them without them. Weird huh?

What the hell are you sprinkling on your breakfast cereals?  It sure ain't sugar.



 ;D ;D ;D

I'm not sure if that was before or after the Sangria but to be fair, I'm am a wee bit strange and have a wild imagination.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 28, 2019, 06:41:00 AM
White Clover
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Post by: DGSquared on July 28, 2019, 11:50:11 PM
How the Wench Stole Christmas

   She was a really nasty wench.
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Post by: Noizchild on July 29, 2019, 06:16:17 AM
Hairy Porter
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Post by: DGSquared on July 29, 2019, 07:46:34 AM
Clothes Encounter of the Third Kind


  They all meet on a mountain but everyone, including the ailiens, is wearing clothes. Abercrombie, to be exact.
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 29, 2019, 12:19:43 PM
For Tomb
The Bell Tolls



a list of burial practices from around the world.
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Post by: DGSquared on July 29, 2019, 09:22:57 PM
Call of Beauty.

A video game about war without the killing parts.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 30, 2019, 02:25:18 PM
Womb Raider

A biopic about the bloke who invented the morning after pill.    :o  >:( :-\ Too much??
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Post by: Noizchild on July 31, 2019, 02:46:17 AM
Wonder People
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 31, 2019, 07:28:06 AM
Dr Magoo-Little

He may have believed he was conversing with the animals, but the blind old git was really just talking to ugly and hirsute humans. He spent one afternoon debating the trumpeting skills of Dizzy Gillespie with what he believed was a rhinoceros. In fact it was just his neighbour, Mrs Spleen, who'd recently sprouted a hideous pimple on her somewhat bulbous nose.
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Post by: DGSquared on July 31, 2019, 10:10:37 AM
Womb Raider

A biopic about the bloke who invented the morning after pill.    :o  >:( :-\ Too much??

Perhaps, but I did literally laugh out loud. Must be the amaretto.  ;D
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 31, 2019, 12:19:42 PM
Raiders of the Lost Bark


The heroic tale/tail of the people who raid puppy mills and the happy lives of the released breeding dogs.
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Post by: DGSquared on August 03, 2019, 04:36:02 AM
All the Presidents Sin
 
None of us are without it.


In the current White House
All the President's Sin would fill up the entire National Library

'nough said.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 04, 2019, 12:33:39 PM
The Bod Father


men at the gym
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 05, 2019, 01:32:46 PM
A Room with a Ewe

Edwardian romance set in Tuscany, re-made with sheep
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Post by: DGSquared on August 05, 2019, 08:49:12 PM
Through the Booking Glass

After the criminal identification line up, the main suspect is booked right then and there, through the looking glass or one-way mirror.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 06, 2019, 11:01:36 AM
Wor Horse

A group of Geordies set out to reclaim their stolen nag.   
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 06, 2019, 12:00:22 PM
Waugh Hoarse

Evelyn spent the day reading Brideshead Revisited out loud and now has a sore throat.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 06, 2019, 12:05:46 PM
Sister Carry


a feminist answer to "am I my brother's keeper?"
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 06, 2019, 12:44:08 PM
Jesus Effin Christ Superstar

How it might have been if Tim Rice had caught his nuts in the folding chair just as he was penning the title.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 06, 2019, 12:49:39 PM
101 Tarnations

The gripping tale of Yosemite Sam’s bid to win the inaugural World Cussing Championships.
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Post by: Noizchild on August 06, 2019, 03:26:43 PM
Two Girls, One Soul
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 07, 2019, 12:12:01 PM
A Winkle in Time


the story of a mollusk trying to survive global warming 
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 07, 2019, 01:26:04 PM
Mess of the D’Urbervilles


A problem family are evicted by the council
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 07, 2019, 05:58:05 PM
Jews and the sister film Japs

 Two WWII movies that are no longer available in any format today due to their pejorative nature.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 07, 2019, 09:04:10 PM
Where Beagles Dare

In which a crack team of Allied soldiers go dogging.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 08, 2019, 11:20:35 AM
The Man with the Golden Nun

Like that bird in Goldfinger - but with a nun.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 08, 2019, 12:11:06 PM
Heptapussy

The prequel to Octopussy. Similar plot, but one less pussy.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on August 08, 2019, 02:04:20 PM
Quantum of Shoelace

Dull sequel where Bond searches for the little bit that snapped off.

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Post by: Noizchild on August 08, 2019, 05:39:05 PM
King of the Damned
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2019, 12:16:59 PM
To Halve and to Fold


The art of origami
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 09, 2019, 02:52:15 PM
The Last of the Freaky Deacons

A gang of ordained ministers claim the way to find faith is to develop a better kind of tonsure. They all see sense bar one. His story could have ended badly had he not invented the toilet brush.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2019, 11:31:04 PM
Hi, Dee.


The story of a child anywhere but Switzerland.
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Post by: Noizchild on August 10, 2019, 04:29:03 AM
Happy Stories to Tell in the Dark
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 10, 2019, 08:04:56 AM
Emission Now Possible

The story of how Ethan battled with the health care system and eventually got them to reverse his vasectomy. What a stupid Hunt.

This message won't self destruct in 5 seconds, because if it did, what would be the point of me writing it?
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Post by: Gyppo on August 10, 2019, 09:55:35 AM
Heidi throws up  (The one Heidi story which never got printed.)

In which Heidi and Peter discover a bottle of Grandad's homemade 200% over-proof Schnapps and drink it as if it was lemonade.  After which it not only hits them, but dances a polka on their recumbent bodies.

The corner of the meadow where they threw up, for hours, is still bare rock because nothing has ever grown their since. Even the goats avoid the area.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 10, 2019, 10:58:38 AM
Blonde Hawk Down

Which silly bugger fitted stilettoes to the helicopter?!
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Post by: Noizchild on August 11, 2019, 04:40:03 AM
23 Hours
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 11, 2019, 07:19:51 AM
Spade Runner

In which the protagonist follows Deckard around burying the replicants he kills. 
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Post by: Noizchild on August 12, 2019, 06:02:44 AM
Kiss Bill
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 12, 2019, 07:34:13 AM
Kill Wima

Fred discovers the Wilma has been boning Barney Rubble, goes mental, and beats her to death with Dino's litter tray.
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Post by: Noizchild on August 13, 2019, 08:49:54 PM
Mission Possible
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 14, 2019, 06:34:28 AM
Pinball Lizzard

Set in the not too distant future, after trophy hunting has been banned, wazzocks with more money than sense take the idea 'pin the tail on the donkey' to the ultimate level and set themselves the challenge of pinning a tennis ball on the arse of a hungry Komodo Dragon while blindfold.
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Post by: Noizchild on August 15, 2019, 02:42:52 PM
Thor: The Light World
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Post by: DGSquared on August 27, 2019, 07:10:34 AM
Blonde With the Wind

Harlett O'Hara dyes her hair blonde and eats too many beans. Bark Gable just howls at the moon. The book sold 5 copies.
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Post by: Noizchild on August 28, 2019, 02:23:50 AM
The Secret Life of Plants
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 28, 2019, 07:10:56 AM
The Gums of Navarone

An island of suckers.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 28, 2019, 12:17:28 PM
Blonde With the Wind

Harlett O'Hara dyes her hair blonde and eats too many beans. Bark Gable just howls at the moon. The book sold 5 copies.

And that was only because the author declined one of her six complementary copies.

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Bored Of The Rings.

In which a depressed campanologist hangs himself from the bell rope in the tower, and church attendance is so poor that no-one notices for six weeks.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.  A sad little tale of galloping alopecia

From Hair to Eternity.  A musical with two alternate endings.  In the traditional version, more of a Greek tragedy style, a barber is killed with his own razor by an angry customer furious that the tonsorialist has been knocking off the customer's wife.

Alternative happy ending in which the gay barber falls in love with a customer, who welcomes his attention, and they enter into a civil union and live happily ever after.

 
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 29, 2019, 12:13:00 PM
Pounds of the Baskerville


The Baskerville family goes on a cruise and come home all fat and stuff
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Post by: Noizchild on August 30, 2019, 04:26:56 AM
Exit the Void
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Post by: DGSquared on August 30, 2019, 06:08:52 AM
Hoard of the Rings

A movie about a group of brave travelers who covet, collect, and hoard rings on their way to burgle more rings from a sleeping dragon. They even steal rings from the three-ringed-circus. No ring is safe from the Hoarders of the Rings.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 30, 2019, 10:11:41 AM
Night of the Living Bed

a honeymoon tale
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Post by: Gyppo on August 30, 2019, 01:48:19 PM
Zombie Acapella.

A film in which the Living Dead have to provide their own soundtrack.  Squelching and the bursting of over-inflated stomachs are the main part.
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 30, 2019, 02:45:41 PM
A Pack of Clips Now

The story of an impoverished young woman who opens a beauty salon with only limited supplies and builds it into a multinational chain in just three years.
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Post by: Noizchild on August 31, 2019, 03:42:00 AM
The Shark and the Whale
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Post by: DGSquared on August 31, 2019, 05:43:00 AM
Battle Tots

Two and three-year-olds duke it out with mechanical robot-tots.
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Post by: Gyppo on August 31, 2019, 10:27:10 AM
Ice Station Gerbil.

A budget remake of the 1968 film Ice Station Zebra.  Filmed entirely on location in a household freezer the student film-makers used an endless  succession of gerbils - all of which were seriously harmed during filming - simply because the Zebra wouldn't fit the tabletop freezer.

Allegations that the 'stunt gerbils' were periodically revived with a 'quick nuke' in a handy microwave oven were rife, but never proven.
)
There was big protest from PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Appliances).  But as always nobody took them seriously  because they were just too bloody smug for their own good.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 31, 2019, 11:09:34 AM
The French Concoction

The story behind the inventor of the snail, frogs' legs, and Absinthe smoothie.
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Post by: DGSquared on September 01, 2019, 01:05:41 AM
Fifty Shades of Hay

A documentary about planting, growing, harvesting, bundling, delivering, and the consumption and use of hay. Each step, hue, and color variation is carefully recorded throughout each of the processes.
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Post by: Noizchild on September 01, 2019, 03:51:12 AM
23 Hours
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 01, 2019, 03:58:06 PM
Die Hard On

John McClane really really wishes he'd not taken a little blue pill in anticipation of getting back together with Holly.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 01, 2019, 04:09:07 PM
Born Fee

the rising cost of childbirth
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 01, 2019, 04:17:01 PM
Elephant Woman

Josephine Merrick finds a way to get free buns.
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Post by: Noizchild on September 02, 2019, 05:32:25 AM
25 Jump Street
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 02, 2019, 08:21:20 AM
The Bear Witch Project

What at first, seemed like an interesting idea, soon became boring when the bloody bear/witch hybrids decided to hibernate. Maybe they'll wake up in an evil mood and Bear Witch II will be worth a look-see.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 02, 2019, 09:07:49 PM
Porky Blinders

A ruthless underworld gang, totally miffed that Ruth (who used to do all the cooking) is now missing, terrorise the people of Birmingham by sneaking up on them and poking them in the eye with a pork sausage.
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Post by: Noizchild on September 03, 2019, 05:31:28 AM
Puppy Hate
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 03, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
Breakfast at .tif or .gif but never .jpeg


formatting before lunch
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Post by: Noizchild on September 04, 2019, 02:19:54 AM
Bad Omens
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Post by: DGSquared on September 04, 2019, 05:57:06 AM
Hairy Poppins



The trials and tribulations of a barbershop owner who only takes walk-in customers.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 04, 2019, 09:22:18 AM
Scary Poppins.

An x-rated film in which Julie Andrews, still in her immaculate Mary Poppins outfit, moonlighted as a 'strict governess', whipping the hell out of high ranking politician's flabby arses.

When the Sun newspaper exposed this story of domination the public reaction was enormous.  They collected five million pounds by public subscription to encourage the good work.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2019, 10:51:43 AM
The Coy Who Cried Wolf



A high end call girl lets her customers believe they are the best ever!!!!
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Post by: Noizchild on September 05, 2019, 03:06:48 PM
The Old Detectives
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Post by: DGSquared on September 05, 2019, 09:11:32 PM
No Country for Old Hen



The title says it all. Older women are not appreciated in many countries but in the US, they become hunted for their skin and to make way for the young.
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Post by: Noizchild on September 06, 2019, 04:20:03 AM
Off Story
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 10, 2019, 03:18:19 PM
A Christmas Tory

A winter political tale of woe
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Post by: Noizchild on September 11, 2019, 02:13:51 AM
Soy Story
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 11, 2019, 12:07:14 PM
The Fast of the Mohicans


The story of the Olympians from the Native Peoples of the Americas
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Post by: Gyppo on September 11, 2019, 12:26:49 PM
Gibbons 'Recline and Fail':  The sad and cautionary tale of how a famous stamp collector made a glorious hash of attempting to assemble a flat-pack reclinng chair.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 11, 2019, 09:43:15 PM
The Blizzard of Oz.


Those poppies were really powerful.
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Post by: Noizchild on September 12, 2019, 04:56:24 PM
The Fizz
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Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2019, 06:49:38 AM
Song with the Wind

Everyone sings about their woes but nobody gives a damn. Problems drift on the breezes.

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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2019, 07:38:37 AM
Willy Wanka and the White Chocolate Factory

In which the Oompa Loompas ... well, you really do not want to know.
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Post by: DGSquared on September 15, 2019, 12:13:19 AM
The 2019 United Hates Democratic Debate


Haters be hatin'. And still, the important questions go unanswered.
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Post by: Noizchild on September 15, 2019, 04:46:43 AM
Gen Stop
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 15, 2019, 12:38:06 PM
The Lakes of Wrath

There are some seriously bad storms on Old Gitchie Goomy.
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Post by: Noizchild on September 16, 2019, 05:22:06 AM
Charlie's Devils
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Post by: DGSquared on October 02, 2019, 05:37:13 AM
Raging Bull Sh*t

The story of an orange troll who sits in the Oval Office and Tweets.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 03, 2019, 03:42:17 AM
Raging Bull Sh*t

The story of an orange troll who sits in the Oval Office and Tweets.

David Letterman did that joke.

American Whore Story
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Post by: DGSquared on October 04, 2019, 07:42:50 AM
Raging Bull Sh*t

The story of an orange troll who sits in the Oval Office and Tweets.

David Letterman did that joke.

American Whore Story
Great minds think alike? I've never heard it. For me, it was a unique thought. I didn't steal it.

Steal Magnolias A story about a magnolia thief.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 05, 2019, 06:13:59 AM
The Mall
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Post by: DGSquared on October 05, 2019, 11:13:58 PM
Beverly Hills Shop - It's what Eddy Murphy does now.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 06, 2019, 07:47:04 AM
First Fantasy
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Post by: DGSquared on October 06, 2019, 08:41:52 AM
Lord of the Sings.

Instead of a ring, the magical thing that unites the powers is acapella music.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 07, 2019, 06:00:11 AM
Fifry Shades of Horseshit
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 10, 2019, 08:14:39 AM
For Whom The Bellend Trolls

A docudrama about the downside of social media.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 10, 2019, 09:22:43 AM
Charley's Angles.

A sad little documentary about a once pleasantly rounded lass who overdid the dieting and now has elbow and knee joints bigger than her waist.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 10, 2019, 12:51:47 PM
The Hoarse Whisperer

The story of laryngitis
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Post by: Noizchild on October 12, 2019, 03:35:33 AM
Barton Think
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Post by: Gyppo on October 12, 2019, 12:09:38 PM
Santa Pause.

(The poor old soul's getting absent minded.  Some kids get two Christmas visits and others get none, and that was before he forgot where he'd parked his sledge.)
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Post by: Noizchild on October 13, 2019, 04:37:00 AM
Sex in the Country
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 13, 2019, 07:47:55 AM
The Remains of the Buffet

An old butler joins the communist party having spent years observing the food waste left by his chinless masters. He gives no thought at all to how hard it is to eat when you don't have a chin let alone the consequences of having a mouth full of plums and silver spoons.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 13, 2019, 08:22:04 AM
Sax in the City.

A down and out Saxophone player claws his way back from skid row and the bottle to reach fame and fortune again.  Only to once more succumb to drink, drugs, and the wildest of the 'wild, wild women' until he is back on the skids.

But through it all he hangs onto his precious Sax, totally unaware that it is a cursed instrument, merely on loan from The Devil, and that when he finally dies some other poor sucker will pick it up and find he can play better than anyone else alive

Turns out The Devil has a whole orchestra of instruments available for the gullible.  Somewhere out in the wide world there is even someone playing the Devil's Kazoo.  Which surprises many people who thought the descant recorder was the basic Devil's instrument.  (How else do you explain Ba Ba Blacksheep or Three Blind Mice played in ragtime?) 
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Post by: Noizchild on October 15, 2019, 03:59:42 AM
The Officer
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 15, 2019, 07:27:09 AM
The French Lieutenant's Croissant
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Post by: Gyppo on October 15, 2019, 10:53:32 AM
Vertically-challenged darker-hued affectionate diminutive of Samuel.

And for those who think it's just a myth, when I was a child there truly was a book entitled called Little Black Sambo.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 15, 2019, 12:21:23 PM
Vertically-challenged darker-hued affectionate diminutive of Samuel.

And for those who think it's just a myth when I was a child there truly was a book entitled called Little Black Sambo.

I remember that book


Sam's Small Ebony Bow

an archer's tale
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 15, 2019, 03:07:29 PM
William Snitch
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Post by: Noizchild on October 16, 2019, 05:36:54 AM
A Loud Place
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Post by: Gyppo on October 16, 2019, 08:13:25 AM
equus bellicose

Morpurgo's War Horse, printed in Latin, with appropriately heroic woodcut illustrations.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 16, 2019, 12:18:28 PM
Top Goon

a story about NYC Mafia families
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 16, 2019, 02:31:55 PM
Plop Gun

Maverick's fallen in the water.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 17, 2019, 04:30:32 AM
Atomic Redhead
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 17, 2019, 12:26:44 PM
Fop Gun

The army does away with uniforms and hilarity ensues.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 17, 2019, 10:24:54 PM
Hop Gun

Maverick loses a leg while trying to teach a shark to play water polo but nonetheless, after having adapted his F16, remains the flying ace at Miramar. He changes his callsign to Skippy.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 18, 2019, 05:04:59 AM
Craved: Slit-Mouthed Man
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 21, 2019, 07:16:38 AM
A to H ... The names of the rows.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 22, 2019, 05:04:52 AM
The Not Happening
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 22, 2019, 07:20:38 AM
So So Land

A story about a country on the same continent as La la Land, but a bit further to the south.
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Post by: DGSquared on October 22, 2019, 08:39:17 AM
The Wizard of Pause

A magical being who doesn't think fast on his feet.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 22, 2019, 12:15:48 PM
The Whiz of Oz

Watson goes over the rainbow. It meets Einstein.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 23, 2019, 04:47:31 AM
The Godmother
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Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2019, 12:06:34 PM
Just testing to see if 'quick reply' works.  Normal leisurely service will resume almost immediately.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2019, 12:09:26 PM
The Great Escapade.  Starring Boris Johnson and over 600 others.
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 23, 2019, 12:12:45 PM
The Grate Escape

clowns bubble up from the sewer system.
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Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2019, 12:20:04 PM
What a terrifying image, Patti.  I have no problem with clowns, normally, but the thought of them 'bubbling up' is distinctly unpleasant.

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Grate Expectations.  A hydrological textbook, explaining the freak circumstances under which sometimes gratings eject water rather than receiving it as is their ordained duty.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 23, 2019, 10:45:26 PM
Great Expectorations

A brief history of life before Catarrh pills.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 24, 2019, 04:05:46 AM
AHS: 1904
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Post by: Gyppo on October 24, 2019, 09:25:27 AM
Fahrenheit 666.  The temperature of Hell.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 26, 2019, 04:52:01 AM
Wonder Man
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 26, 2019, 08:19:47 AM
The Italian Jobsworth

Luigi gets a clipboard.
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Post by: Noizchild on October 27, 2019, 02:49:11 AM
To Kiss a Mocking Bird
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 27, 2019, 01:10:36 PM
The Secrete

an oozing mess of a book
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Post by: Noizchild on October 28, 2019, 02:09:32 AM
Go Save a Watchman
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Post by: DGSquared on November 03, 2019, 05:28:36 AM
The Wizard of Odd

A movie much like The Wizard of Oz but odder.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 04, 2019, 03:55:54 AM
All-Canadian Girl
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Post by: DGSquared on November 08, 2019, 06:54:09 AM
Breakfast at Spiffanies.


A couple meets for the first meal of the day at an immaculately clean place that makes fancy lamps, vases, and jewelry.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 08, 2019, 08:42:33 PM
Mrs Krautfire

A drag queen puts too many chillies in the pickled cabbage.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 09, 2019, 06:01:35 AM
The United States of Terror
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 09, 2019, 08:04:28 AM
Fuck the Meters

Dr William Spooner gets the gig to re-write a movie classic.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 09, 2019, 12:57:00 PM
Done with the Wind

the end of the Kamikaze era
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Post by: DGSquared on November 09, 2019, 09:17:29 PM
Hamberders Pill - a documentary on the evolution of medication made to keep Americans from going insane during the era of an unbalanced, clueless, and dangerous government.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 10, 2019, 04:14:51 AM
Solyent Brown
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Post by: DGSquared on November 10, 2019, 04:59:36 AM
Ewww!   ;D


Bojack Horses Ass
- An adult animation about an ass who thinks he's a horse.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 10, 2019, 01:41:59 PM
Yesteryear

a mournful song about the idyllic days of youth which leaves out all the crappy days, which were much more numerous.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 10, 2019, 09:36:47 PM
The Cattle of Britain

A cynical political appraisal of the 'man in the street'.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 10, 2019, 11:57:06 PM
Miss Hippy Burning

the drug culture of the 1970s explored
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Post by: Gyppo on November 11, 2019, 12:10:34 AM
Miss Hippy Burning

the drug culture of the 1970s explored

Is that about the 'liberated' blonde militant who forgot you were supposed to remove your bra before burning it?
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Post by: DGSquared on November 11, 2019, 12:13:04 AM
You've got Hail

An exploration of climate change and an example of the need for garages and carports.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 11, 2019, 07:07:45 AM
Gormless in Seattle

The election trail takes Tump to the North West.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 11, 2019, 10:50:56 PM
Sleepless in the Saddle

the story of cattle drives in the wild, wild west.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 12, 2019, 07:14:15 AM
You've Got Junk Mail

A romcom with more verisimilitude than most about a very nice lady and her adventures with a Nigerian millionaire. 
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 12, 2019, 01:35:10 PM
You've Got Male

the story of Chinese couple who finally get their golden child in the age of one child per family and the trauma of so many damn girls being laid waste.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 12, 2019, 03:20:54 PM
You've Got Male

the story of Chinese couple who finally get their golden child in the age of one child per family and the trauma of so many damn girls being laid waste.

You missed a trick there. Yu's Got Male. Yu is a Chinese name.  :)
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Post by: Gyppo on November 12, 2019, 07:34:02 PM
Yu don't say ;-) 

So is 'you all' a whole clan of red-necked Southern Chinese?

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Dummies for Dummies


A 'simplified' book, mostly pictures with large print, to help the less intellectually gifted choose the right pacifier for their squalling progeny.  Some of whom will be justifiably squalling because they've instinctively realised they've drawn the losing ticket in the parent selection raffle.

Includes a whole chapter (27 words plus graphic images) of why you shouldn't rock your child to sleep with a hefty rock, tempting though it may be on occasion.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 13, 2019, 12:03:53 AM
You've Got Male

the story of Chinese couple who finally get their golden child in the age of one child per family and the trauma of so many damn girls being laid waste.

You missed a trick there. Yu's Got Male. Yu is a Chinese name.  :)

Damn. I typed too fast. Noiz was right!!!


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Post by: Noizchild on November 14, 2019, 05:38:59 AM
Fat and Queen
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 14, 2019, 01:02:16 PM
The Halls of Mount a Zima


a strange photograph book with people doing erotic/perverted things with a bottle of Zima
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Post by: Noizchild on November 15, 2019, 06:21:54 AM
In the Hall of the Mountain Queen
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 15, 2019, 12:14:19 PM
The Secrete

a book of slugs and squirmy things
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Post by: DGSquared on November 16, 2019, 03:21:58 AM
The Impotence of Being Ernest


Way before Viagra there was a being, a man named Ernest who was impotent so he decided to write a play about it.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 16, 2019, 06:41:21 AM
Atlantic Rim
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 16, 2019, 10:28:16 AM
The Importance of being, Ernest

A little known Shakesperian work in the form of a dialectic between Hamlet and his best pal, Ernie.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 16, 2019, 01:15:59 PM
In Port and Being Ernest

the story of shore leave for Ernie, the sailor
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Post by: DGSquared on November 17, 2019, 09:21:53 AM
An Eye Deal Husband


Gertrude holds her husband's eye hostage in an attempt to gain political prestige.

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Post by: Spell Chick on November 17, 2019, 12:40:47 PM
The Sands of Thyme


the story of the spice trade and the desert routes taken to get pepper to Europe
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Post by: Gyppo on November 17, 2019, 12:46:53 PM
Macbess

A feminist rewrite of one of Shakespeare's finest.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 17, 2019, 01:37:54 PM
Jesus McGod Face and the Donkey of Solace

The Bible re-written for Millenials.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 17, 2019, 02:59:19 PM
I love the Donkey of Solace ;-)

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To Have and Have Not.

Hemingway is briefly resurrected, by the promise of a new world record journalistic fee for a single article, to write a two thousand word 'before and after piece' on the subject of judicial amputations under Sharia law.  In a footnote he adds that Bullfights were, still, in his opinion, more fun. 
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 17, 2019, 09:34:36 PM
From Her to Eternity

Meatloaf's follow up song to Paradise by the Dash Board Light.
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Post by: DGSquared on November 18, 2019, 05:57:42 AM
Rick and Warty

An adult animation about an old scientist who travels through other dimensions with his favorite wart.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 18, 2019, 06:32:51 AM
Back to the Present
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 18, 2019, 07:01:18 AM
Hairy Snotter and the Goblet of Phlegm

A young wizard tries his best even though he has a terrible cold.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 18, 2019, 09:57:34 AM
Riders of the Lost Part'

In which a group of ghostly bikers endlessly circulate the M25 in search of a vital part which fell from one of their bikes many years ago.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 19, 2019, 04:30:21 PM
Land of the Found
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 21, 2019, 02:31:01 PM
Lord of the Wings


an owl commands the forest
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Post by: Gyppo on November 21, 2019, 02:56:32 PM
The Land That Rhyme Forgot

A film about a mysterious continent where poets are executed on sight and poetry is banned.

Questionable cases are judged by an artificial intelligence using a computer called Grammarly as the final arbiter.  Poets with computer skills have made suicide attacks against this set-up.

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The Land That Rime Forgot.

A film about the melting of the polar icecaps and the end of winter  as we know it.

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Post by: DGSquared on November 22, 2019, 08:33:13 AM
The Land That Rhyme Forgot

A film about a mysterious continent where poets are executed on sight and poetry is banned.

Questionable cases are judged by an artificial intelligence using a computer called Grammarly as the final arbiter.  Poets with computer skills have made suicide attacks against this set-up.
;D


Bach to the Future

Marty goes back in time to bring Johann Sebastian Bach into modern times filled with hip-hop, gangster, and country and western music. Mankind will never know music as we know it. If this confuses you, the screenwriter has won.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 23, 2019, 07:22:55 AM
Everyone's Fool
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 24, 2019, 05:56:19 PM
The Porridge of Figaro

In the palace of Count Almaviva, breakfast is served.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 24, 2019, 07:08:47 PM
Breakfast a Spliff-Annie's

In which a bunch of road-tripping weirdos, dressed in tie-dye T-shirts and headbands, watch a tequila sunrise stirring slowly outside the smeared windows of their favourite watering hole and, in moment of unwanted clarity before skinning up again, wonder why none of them are wearing trousers. 
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 25, 2019, 12:18:21 PM
Break at Tiffany's


the story of a really expensive whoopsie sort of clumsy person's trip to the store
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Post by: Gyppo on November 25, 2019, 03:22:53 PM
Break-in at Tiffany's.

A burglary that spoils a whole day's filming.
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Post by: DGSquared on November 25, 2019, 10:20:09 PM
The Wizard of Odds

A book about a wizard overlord who is supposed to be taking care of a bunch of odd people in an odd village - the Village.
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 25, 2019, 11:54:39 PM
Hotter for Elephants

how global warming is affecting the herds of pachyderms in their native already hot as hell home lands.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 28, 2019, 03:20:01 PM
Suicide for the Holidays
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 29, 2019, 07:59:58 PM
The Handmaid's Male

Turns out of Fred was more of an  is Fred.
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Post by: Noizchild on November 30, 2019, 05:51:25 AM
Tomb Rider
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Post by: Spell Chick on November 30, 2019, 12:12:56 PM
The Hand Made Tail


the story of the first Pin the Tail on the Donkey game.
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Post by: Gyppo on November 30, 2019, 01:15:13 PM
Five Brides For Seven Brothers.

A remake based on realistic statistics.  Statistically speaking at least one of the brothers will be gay, so he'll want a 'same sex husband' or a 'life partner'.

Plus one will probably be far more interested in cars, motorbikes, or some other mechanical hobby/obsession and hardly even notice the existence of females unless they are similarly minded about his obsession.  In which case they may possibly become 'friends with benefits' but avoid marriage to avoid any risk of gaining custody of the others 'metal mistress'.

If they all embrace a religion which allows multiple wives the five 'straight' brothers could easily wind up with twenty wives between them.  Which would at least make one hell of a chorus line in the musical version.

POLYGAMY
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 30, 2019, 03:20:14 PM
Twat on a Hot Tin Roof

Twat on a Hot Tin Roof is about greed, superficiality, mendacity, decay, sexual desire, repression and a marketing executive who wonders what it would be like to stand on a hot tin roof.
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Post by: Noizchild on December 01, 2019, 02:58:06 AM
Dark Side of the Sun
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 01, 2019, 07:40:56 AM
The Magic Newt (der magische molch)

The synopsis is a bit weird, but the story ends happily. So that's alright.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 01, 2019, 10:01:24 AM
A Fistful of Collars

A bizarre 'let's try and please everyone' remake of a western in which a one-legged black lesbian dwarf Jewish shirt maker finds herself sent through time and transformed into a bounty hunter where she uses a nerf gun, which is absolutely useless for cutting the ropes when persons of non-specific sex or orientation are being hung.

No animals were harmed in the making of this film, but all possible stereotypes were ruthlessly eradicated, and a member of PETA - there in a supervisory capacity - was slowly disembowelled off camera by a bald eagle wearing a wig.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 01, 2019, 01:02:21 PM
Let the Sun Shine Inn


the quirky goings on at a northern Norway getaway.
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Post by: Noizchild on December 02, 2019, 05:49:33 AM
Let the Wrong One In
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Post by: Gyppo on December 02, 2019, 12:08:40 PM
Meat the Fokkers

A survival game in which the Fokker family have to solve clues, find prizes, and survive for three weeks on an island of cannibals.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 02, 2019, 12:14:46 PM
The Prince is Right


A documentary where Charles drones on and on about some of his weirder notions.
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Post by: Noizchild on December 04, 2019, 05:08:50 AM
Faithful Losses
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Post by: DGSquared on December 07, 2019, 10:38:40 AM
The Fight Before Christmas

An in-depth documentary about Black Friday in America when Cabbage Patch Kids were all the rage.
The documentary will end when the Baby Yoda's come out for Easter, somewhere close to next Christmas.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 07, 2019, 12:10:27 PM
It's a Bundle Full Life


The story of hobos during the Great Depression
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Post by: Noizchild on December 08, 2019, 07:41:19 AM
It's a Lame Life
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 09, 2019, 12:16:56 PM
Old Yeller


the story of a mother whose children never listen.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 09, 2019, 08:01:22 PM
Clever. But that’s the actual name so not really re-titled ;)
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Post by: Noizchild on December 10, 2019, 03:58:50 AM
New Yeller
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 10, 2019, 07:10:31 AM
Cold Yeller

The woman in Patti's story loses her coat.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2019, 12:07:50 PM
Bold Yeller


a Trump biography
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Post by: Noizchild on December 11, 2019, 05:52:40 AM
Monty Python and the Holy Snail
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Post by: Gyppo on December 11, 2019, 10:53:26 AM
Monty Python's Wife of Brian, which totally screws up the entire script but complies with modern wishy-washy inclusionist dogma.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 11, 2019, 12:10:48 PM
Up the Wrong Staircase


a confusing tale of MC Escher works of art
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Post by: Noizchild on December 12, 2019, 03:06:05 AM
Normal Science
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Post by: Gyppo on December 12, 2019, 09:32:54 AM
C-Day.  A prequel to D-Day.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2019, 01:04:46 PM
Night of the Living Head


a Frankenstein inspired short story.
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Post by: DGSquared on December 13, 2019, 02:12:15 AM
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Rain Gear.


A movie about Rudolph, the entrepreneur who sold overpriced rain and snow gear that didn't work to the upper echelon in Vail, Colorado. Danny Devito happens to buy some of this shitty gear that doesn't work and gives Rudolph an uppercut to the nose. Enough said. Now you don't need to watch the movie.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2019, 12:13:11 PM
Ru Paul the Red Nosed Reindeer


A much better dressed version of the old standard
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Post by: Noizchild on December 14, 2019, 02:32:05 AM
23 Hours
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Post by: DGSquared on December 14, 2019, 03:55:24 AM
Superneutral

Two brothers, Dam and Sean Wantchestere go through life without any problems, demons, or scary things whatsoever and make it interesting.
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Post by: Noizchild on December 14, 2019, 09:23:32 PM
Snipped
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2019, 03:47:24 PM
Bone, Bone on the Range


a cookbook for making soups
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Post by: Noizchild on December 16, 2019, 05:23:30 AM
Lupin IV
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Post by: DGSquared on December 17, 2019, 02:12:04 AM
'Twas the Fight Before Christmas 

A story about a couple who have a drunken brawl every damn Christmas Eve throughout their entire marriage. It's like Groundhog Day, only different. :P ::)
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Post by: Noizchild on December 17, 2019, 03:53:32 AM
Sunday Night Live
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 17, 2019, 11:39:44 PM
Saturday Night Lice


the story of refugees with little to do and no money to do it with.
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Post by: DGSquared on December 18, 2019, 03:15:40 AM
Frosty the No Man

A animated short film about an icy, cold old man who is grumpy and sardonic and says, "No" to anything and everything until he puts on his magic fedora and says, "Yes" to everything and becomes agreeable and empathetic until a mean wizard kills him.

I just saved you from wasting 20 minutes of your life on rubbish. Of course you wasted 10 to 20 seconds reading this.  ;D


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Post by: Noizchild on December 18, 2019, 06:28:26 AM
6 Above Ground
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 18, 2019, 11:57:25 AM
Frosty the Snow Nun


Instead of sticks for arms, this creature is kitted out rules with which she can smack the living hell out of all the miscreants placed in her charge. Made in the 1960s when it was still permissible to whack the shit out of kids.
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Post by: Noizchild on December 19, 2019, 06:01:19 AM
Movie 52
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 19, 2019, 02:13:26 PM
A Christmas Store


the true meaning of the holiday season  8) 8) 8)
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Post by: Noizchild on December 20, 2019, 02:39:44 AM
A Christmas Choir
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2019, 12:19:54 PM
The First No Owl



The story of global annihilation
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Post by: Noizchild on December 21, 2019, 04:15:51 AM
Life on Jupiter
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 21, 2019, 01:10:05 PM
Silent Knight


the tale of chivalry, rust, and stoicism
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Post by: Noizchild on December 22, 2019, 03:21:02 AM
Suicide for the Holidays
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Post by: DGSquared on December 23, 2019, 07:04:59 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raid Beer

A loopy reindeer robs a crafted brewery which results in a red nose. Why the red nose? You'll just have to wait for the book and the animated movie.



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Post by: Spell Chick on December 24, 2019, 12:34:53 AM
Holly Lu Lu

a song by Bubba Cohen
it isn't the same quality but it is bit more jolly and rustic
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Post by: Noizchild on December 24, 2019, 05:50:18 AM
Lover Siblings
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Post by: Gyppo on December 24, 2019, 08:14:24 AM
Song:  Knock three times on the ceiling (if you're drugged out of your tiny little pop-listening mind because we're outdoors on the beach and you wouldn't even notice if the sky fell on you.)

I'd like to see Tony Orlando and Dawn fit that into the music.  Would at least make it entertaining.
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 24, 2019, 01:12:07 PM
Sell Her Bells


a hooker's Christmas tale
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Post by: Noizchild on December 26, 2019, 06:38:05 AM
The Bell Tower
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Post by: Gyppo on December 26, 2019, 10:04:05 AM
To have and have not even noticed when it left.

A complete piss-head's vague memories of The Spanish Civil War
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 26, 2019, 01:21:13 PM
Rumpled Stilt Skins


a circus story
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Post by: DGSquared on December 27, 2019, 11:03:55 PM
A Christmas, Gory


A tale about fights for the current, most popular gifts at the malls.

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Post by: Noizchild on December 28, 2019, 03:18:57 AM
Rookie Red
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Post by: Gyppo on December 28, 2019, 11:03:58 AM
Red Oktoberfest

A psychopathic teetotaller with a dripping sword stalks the beer festival leaving a trail of death and entrails which would make even Quentin Tarantino. sick
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2019, 12:27:33 PM
A Pox of Clips Now

The third pox on the world during the end times. Binder clips become animated, walking around on their prongs, growing ever larger and larger and first scatter all the people away in fright and then gather them together, holding them tightly.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 28, 2019, 02:36:36 PM
That is a truly scary image, Patti.
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Post by: Noizchild on December 29, 2019, 02:26:19 AM
The Puking
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 29, 2019, 01:01:14 PM
The Old Man and the See


the story of Nostradamus
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 29, 2019, 08:23:50 PM
When Donald Met Sally

Simply an audio recording of Meg Ryan fake vomiting.
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Post by: Noizchild on December 30, 2019, 05:16:35 AM
Fifty Shades of Dogshit
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Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2019, 12:18:05 PM
A Street Named Desire


the tales of those hard working ladies of the evening.
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Post by: DGSquared on December 31, 2019, 05:54:38 AM
Star Whores

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Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2019, 12:14:18 PM
Tar Wars


The city needed potholes fixed and the asphalt industry is full of intrigue. This exciting tale of infighting explains why the potholes are still there six months later.
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Post by: Gyppo on December 31, 2019, 12:53:53 PM
Bra Wars:  A documentary in which When two major lingerie companies go head to head in a major no holds barred advertising war.  Neat and Nifty recruit a whole bunch of athletic A-list  celebrities for their campaign, with svelte five footers running Parkour in their underwear.

Mass with Class recruit from the other end of the spectrum, with superbly engineered creations which, if filled with air instead of ample female flesh, could raise the Titanic from its watery grave.

The press denigrate as 'A storm in a D-Cup: Making mountains out of molehills.'.

Both advertising teams are sacked and transfer their skills to writing political 'Spin'.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2020, 12:30:18 AM
Jar Wars


The history of canning.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 01, 2020, 01:24:58 AM
Serious question;  Why do you Americans call it 'canning' when you're sealing it up in a jar?
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Post by: Noizchild on January 01, 2020, 02:50:30 AM
Say No to the Dress
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2020, 12:22:47 PM
Serious question;  Why do you Americans call it 'canning' when you're sealing it up in a jar?

The process is a bit risky as the jars might explode during the heating process. So maybe calling it jarring would be counter productive.

http://kokomoperspective.com/lifestyles/ok-so-why-do-they-call-it-canning-when-you/article_2fc19e78-3335-5d25-b714-feb7871c72a6.html

can is short for canister
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2020, 12:24:37 PM
The Gripes of Math


A young adult story of woe concerning common core and the mathematics curriculum. 
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Post by: DGSquared on January 02, 2020, 03:20:24 AM
Did you know that although San Fransisco has a terrible homelessness problem, the city has decided that it needs to spend money on gender-friendly man-hole covers? Can you believe it?

Life's a Pony the San Fransisco treat.
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Post by: Noizchild on January 02, 2020, 04:00:57 AM
Catch-23
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2020, 01:45:28 PM
what the hell is a gender friendly manhole cover? are they just changing the name to sewer topper or something? why does that cost money?



From Heir to Eternity

the story of Charlemagne
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 02, 2020, 02:49:52 PM
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Woman Hole Cover
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2020, 04:49:45 PM
The Term Paper


the sad story of a high school student trying to write 5000 words on a topic of total non-interest to him/her.


(I tried to use the singular they or them and it just hurts my soul.)
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Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2020, 07:04:45 PM
Seven Sheep For Seven Brothers

A  film about loneliness in a small Welsh community.  (Thinly disguised as a musical despite the singing.)
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2020, 10:45:14 PM
Term Paper II

Arnold came back. With a red pen. To edit.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 03, 2020, 04:48:55 AM
The Bride's Made a book about everything every bride has ever made.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2020, 08:40:50 AM
A Sale of Two Titties

The memoirs of a topless model.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 03, 2020, 02:58:07 PM
A Liver Twist


What a martini can do to your innards - in graphic detail. A picture book, as well.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 03, 2020, 08:52:37 PM
The Pickwick Slappers

Biopic about the Grab a Granny Night at the Pickwick discotheque.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 03, 2020, 11:25:36 PM
Lost in Place a sad tale of dementia.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 03, 2020, 11:40:32 PM
Pride and Pre-Justice


The story of the Mafia in the 1920s and 1930s
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Post by: Noizchild on January 04, 2020, 03:12:16 AM
Youth Scrolls
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Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2020, 08:32:18 AM
The Invention of Dying Before Ricky Gervais, people lived forever. All of that damn lying he invented in his movie lead to health problems so now the lying are dying. What can I say? It's a sequel.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 11, 2020, 05:01:27 PM
Fear of Frying - memoirs of a chef with a cholesterol problem
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 11, 2020, 05:51:46 PM
Me Shell; Ma Bell


The story of the telecommunication giant on vacation in the Riviera.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 11, 2020, 06:20:11 PM
Paperback Slighter.

"Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book?"

"Nah, but I'll watch it when it comes out on video."

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Break Back Mountie.

A sizzling saga of forbidden love in the snowy wastelands of The Great White North.

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Eleanor/Digby.

A short 'art film' about being a cross-dresser.

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Land of Dope and Tory.

A gruelling documentary, with a free bowl of gruel for anyone who sits through the entire tedious seven minutes.

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Karma Chameleon.

An off-broadway musical about the rise and fall of Prince Andrew, featuring the plaintive solo number, 'Karma's a bitch, but I never shagged her.'

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Post by: DGSquared on January 12, 2020, 12:24:24 AM
Gyppo, on a roll.  :) I love those rolling moments.



Stuper Bowl Sunday an American documentary about hardcore football heads who get together one Sunday a year to drink too much, eat too much junk, gamble, and scream and yell for three hours at big-screen television as they watch two football teams duke it out to be the Football Kings for one year. They also do a lot of laughing and judging of the commercial breaks and boast about how much better certain products would be represented if they were the ad campaign manager.

Just about every adult American over the age of 45 has been to a Stuper Bowl Party.
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Post by: Noizchild on January 12, 2020, 04:33:19 AM
Dr. Sand
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 12, 2020, 09:27:30 AM
Doctor Know - autobiography of celebrity physician, rushed into print before it became general knowledge that he'd turned over two pages of his (already abridged) medical dictionary and treated people with dementia as if they had dyspepsia.

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Post by: Spell Chick on January 12, 2020, 12:47:24 PM
Dr. Flow

A self-educated and self-degreed practitioner of the Eastern arts of meditation and yoga. Only $29.99 for the 78 page volume with the secrets to long life and good health included within.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 12, 2020, 08:25:39 PM
Doctor Glow - a brief history of radiation therapy
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Post by: Gyppo on January 12, 2020, 11:19:48 PM
Dr. Blow

A local 'street chemist' who sells his wares from the third bench in the Cathedral gardens, because there's no cameras overlooking his pitch.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2020, 12:03:16 AM
Dr. Whoa

a clear rip off of Dr. Who
done poorly
not worth the read
zero stars
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Post by: Noizchild on January 13, 2020, 04:23:22 AM
X-Women
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Post by: DGSquared on January 13, 2020, 09:01:49 AM
Shriek


A story about a big, green ogre who scares the Hell out of everyone he meets. He even scares himself sometimes.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2020, 09:21:12 AM
Frau-zen

The story of a beautiful but cold-hearted blonde German bitch.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 13, 2020, 09:41:03 AM
Friz - the story of an Irish winter princess, whose parentage is irreproachable but whose grammar is parochial.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2020, 09:48:18 AM
Slack Beauty

The story of a gorgeous lass who was a bit too free with her favours.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2020, 12:12:17 PM
Seven Tides for Seven Brothers

A family living by the sea/ocean base their life choices on the state of the tides.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2020, 02:51:57 PM
Seven Rides for Seven Mothers

A comedy film in which a septet of pregnant women each chose a different form of transport for their trip to the maternity unit.   Despite the various panics and alarms they all arrive safely, except the one who chose a pogo stick and delivers en-route.

No children were harmed in the making of this film.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 13, 2020, 05:04:23 PM
Seven Hides for Seven Twitchers - possibly the most boring film ever made, including the one that shows a man white-washing a barn for three hours.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2020, 07:06:45 PM
Heaven Hides the Seven Brothers


When the Savior comes back to Utah, he is astounded by the fecundity of his followers and decides to get rid of some of the issue.
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Post by: Noizchild on January 14, 2020, 01:41:15 AM
Russian Beauty
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Post by: DGSquared on January 14, 2020, 07:01:49 AM
The Princess Pride


An animation about a fairy princess and her pride of lions as they wander Africa saving children from harm.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 14, 2020, 09:45:29 AM
The Princess Fried - Unfortunately, some of the children didn't want saving, and their parents turned out to be cannibals.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2020, 12:10:10 PM
The Princess Tried

Meghan's story of Royal Family infighting.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 14, 2020, 03:31:25 PM
Womb Raider

A savage documentary about surrogacy without consent in the third world.

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Bridge in the River Kwai

A short two minute film shot by bored cameramen, documenting a total failure by the Props Department.  Was eventually used as evidence in an unfair dismissal case.

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The Nuns of Navarone

A bizarre little pacifist remake of the more famous film.  Funded by the Catholic Church. to distract attention from some incident or other.

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To Thrill a Mockingbird

A porn film, featuring Avian bestiality.  This is a film where the stunt crew earned every penny.

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Twenty Thousand Peeks Under The Sea

In which a 'distinctly dodgy' Captain Nemo hangs around the Greek Islands, using his submarine to peep up the skirts of tourist in glass-bottomed boats.  Occasionally he is horrified by a Scot in a kilt.  Which serves the bugger right.

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Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2020, 11:40:40 PM
Dunder Ball

The Washington Senators, not the congress idiots, but the baseball team.
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Post by: Noizchild on January 15, 2020, 03:13:44 AM
The Blues Sisters
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 16, 2020, 12:33:59 PM
Into the Fight


prequel to Fight Club
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 16, 2020, 02:49:18 PM
Great Expectorations - memoirs of a consumptive.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 16, 2020, 03:17:18 PM
The Bottle of Britain

Originally a well-intentioned documentary about British alcohol abuse in which the hosts sampled, to deliberate excess, everything from Newcastle Brown Ale to sweet and sickly Alco-pops, and became too rat-arsed to finish filming.

Pirated clips now appear on YouTube and attract a disturbingly high number of "yeah, me too" posts, and 'I can puke further than you can' videos.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 16, 2020, 10:15:34 PM
Olive and Twist

The story of James Bond before he learned how to order a martini
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Post by: DGSquared on January 17, 2020, 02:47:04 AM
Parasight

An epic tale about a paratrooper and his visions of the future that are uncannily accurate.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 17, 2020, 10:04:42 AM
Jane Air - what happens when you let a respected publisher of books on armaments take over a budget airline.  Not a pretty read.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 17, 2020, 12:17:59 PM
The Da Vinci Load


a story of current Knights Templar running amok even tho Knights Templars went out of existence hundreds of years ago.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 17, 2020, 03:03:51 PM
The Holey Bible

When a particularly threadbare and battered medieval bible comes up for auction all kinds of strange and unsavoury characters turn up at the sale.  Much underhanded activity ensues.

No-one doubts it authenticity, but the inky-fingered monks from the Scriptorium at St Grabbits Monastery are all pawing through high end car catalogues and expensive wine lists.  Their talk about 'offshore banking havens' appears strangely knowledgeable..
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 17, 2020, 03:37:27 PM
Tight As Andronic's Ass - the producer liked the play, but thought Shakespeare could improve on the title.
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Post by: Noizchild on January 18, 2020, 05:34:13 AM
Jojo Donkey
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Post by: Gyppo on January 18, 2020, 10:16:46 AM
The Shaming Of The Trew

A twisted little play, written by a somewhat rabid Englishman, in a bid to stamp out the sporadic popularity of hideous tartan trousers amongst his fellow golfers.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 18, 2020, 10:19:34 AM
Julia's Easier - self-explanatory, really
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Post by: Gyppo on January 18, 2020, 10:32:03 AM
Tombstein

A German western in which the desperadoes challenge each other to epic beer drinking showdowns, to the death.  Starring Clint Eastwood in his most laid-back performance ever.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 18, 2020, 12:29:49 PM
As You Spike It

the woeful tale of dances in the endzone for American football players, before they were Tamed by Rozell
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 18, 2020, 08:44:51 PM
Inglis As You Spike It - a guide to spoken English translated by a Spaniard from the Belgian original.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 18, 2020, 09:59:43 PM
Coriol Anus

Billy comes back from the dead and insists there should have been a space between the L and the A and if you knew anything at all about the diseases of the seventeenth century you'd have far more sympathy for sufferers.   
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Post by: Gyppo on January 18, 2020, 10:05:35 PM
Moby Dick

A genital ailment suffered by whaling sailors.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 19, 2020, 12:15:19 AM
Huckleberry's a Finn

the story of the Finnish boy who made his way thru King Arthur's court and ended up next to the Mississippi River. A magical trip if ever there was one.
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Post by: Noizchild on January 19, 2020, 06:28:29 AM
Bomb Sawyer
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 19, 2020, 01:04:34 PM
The Pitcher of Dorian Gray.



Dorian buys a baseball team and has trouble with filling in the one position.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 19, 2020, 01:45:01 PM
Snow Fright and the Melodious Midgets

A little known 'alternative' Disney horror movie, in which a cantankerous and evil ancient albino hag, with a long and hairy-warted nose, acts as housekeeper to a group of seven little men who burst into unaccompanied song at the least excuse until, driven insane by their relentless cheerfulness, she beats them all to death with a severed limb bought from the arms dealer just down the road.

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Post by: Noizchild on January 20, 2020, 01:53:47 AM
Trevor Noah: Born a Dime
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 20, 2020, 02:24:31 AM
Around the World in Eighty Ways

a cross between Groundhog Day and Dr Who, a time traveler going around the globe over and over again, but each time, in a different fashion
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Post by: Gyppo on January 20, 2020, 06:13:05 AM
Around The World in Eighty Lays

A recently discovered Victorian novel in which we discover why Phineas Fogg went travelling.

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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2020, 07:52:17 AM
Around the Bend in Eight Days

The autobiography of Donald Trump's psychiatrist.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 20, 2020, 09:46:17 AM
Around the World with Flighty Jays - notes by an ornithologist with a one-track mind.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 20, 2020, 12:06:04 PM
Around the Whirl for Eighty Days


the tale of trying to clean up the swirling mass of plastic refuse in the center of the Pacific.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 21, 2020, 09:03:10 AM
Bleak Mouse - a retelling of Daniel Keyes' masterpiece, "Flowers for Algernon".
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Post by: Gyppo on January 21, 2020, 09:34:45 AM
Bleak Mouse:  nice one.  Found 'Flowers for Algernon' on my shelves just yesterday when rearranging things.

Shitty, Shitty, Gang Bang

A sordid and thoroughly unpleasant film.  If there were negative star ratings this would be a five.

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Meanwhile, in theatrical circles, the controversial 'condensed playlet', loosely based on Shakespeare, very loosely I might add, limps through its quarter hour performance on the stage of obscure little theatres with scant hope of ever reaching The West End or Broadway.   Yes, I mean Two Gentlemen With A Boner.

Talk of making it into a musical, fleshing it out with dancing and prancing routines and soulful solos is, hopefully, just a sick joke.

Romeo and Julian however continues to play to packed if somewhat niche audiences.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 21, 2020, 12:08:38 PM
All's Swell that Ends Swell


A story of a stuck cock ring and it's aftermath
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Post by: Noizchild on January 22, 2020, 12:07:28 AM
Once a Upon Time in Disneyland
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 22, 2020, 12:13:18 PM
From Ear to Eternity


a book of marital nagging
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 22, 2020, 03:37:19 PM
From Ear to Maternity - a book of sure-fire chat-up lines
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Post by: Noizchild on January 23, 2020, 04:05:29 AM
The Woman from Earth
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 23, 2020, 01:35:20 PM
The Land that Thyme Forgot

a sad tale, not very spicy at all.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 23, 2020, 03:14:22 PM
Thyme's Arrowroot - very spicy indeed!
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Post by: Noizchild on January 24, 2020, 12:23:44 AM
The Taking Tree
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Post by: DGSquared on January 24, 2020, 02:47:05 AM
Some of these are hilarious.


Hairy Poppins

The tale of a young, freakishly hairy governess that goes to a mansion to watch over a couple of well-to-do children but the children's father is too appalled by the overgrowth of hairiness, so he decides to fire the governess. Thing is, he signed a contract and is obliged to keep her on so he secretly sets her up with a chimney sweep hoping to singe some of the hair away or really fire her, if you know what I mean.

Coming soon with the first of its kind animations to a theater near you.

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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 24, 2020, 09:30:31 AM
Wary Poppins - the sequel.  Having been shoved up a chimney by her last employer, the nanny is justifiably cautious about her next venture into the workplace.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 24, 2020, 10:13:37 AM

Scary Poppins

She’s really off on one – effin’ mental!   


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Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2020, 10:23:54 AM
FAIRY POPPINS

In which an extremely effeminate and soft-skinned young man tries to pass himself off as a Nanny.  The children love him, but it ends badly when the strapping great bull dyke cook at the big house takes a fancy to him.

A truly tragic tale once you stop laughing at capricious fate.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 24, 2020, 12:21:08 PM
Marry Poppins

When Julie Andrews went from one movie to another singing about spoonfuls of sugar and climbing every mountain as she crossed the alps with a a whole pack of kids instead of the original two.
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 24, 2020, 02:28:10 PM
Mary Oddbins


‘Cos she just can’t lay off the sauce
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 24, 2020, 03:07:07 PM
Ben Her


The tale of a Roman gladiator/chariot racer who realized the wrong gender had been assigned to him and undergoes reassignment surgery to become one of Rome's greatest singer/dancers instead.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 24, 2020, 03:51:29 PM
Bin Her - the sequel, where the protagonist reluctantly realises he/she was more successful as a gladiator and signs up for still more surgery.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 25, 2020, 12:14:37 AM
The Vagina Mono Logs


Kathryn Janeway posts her logs from the Star Ship Voyager
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Post by: Noizchild on January 25, 2020, 04:58:03 AM
Normal Things
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Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2020, 05:11:56 AM
Chariots of Fear

A short bio-pic, filmed entirely from the viewpoint of a first time sidecar passenger who no idea how safe they can be in skilled hands.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 25, 2020, 12:21:10 PM
Chariots of Mire


What is was really like to drive chariots in England during the Roman era.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 25, 2020, 03:53:32 PM
Chariots For Hire - As if conducting warfare while balanced on a tin tray behind two scurrying ponies wasn't risky enough, someone had the bright idea of bringing taxi-drivers in on the act.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2020, 04:02:44 PM
I know it's stretching the boundaries, but...

Judas's Chariot:  Long trips our speciality.  Flat rate fares.  All journeys 30 pieces of silver.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 25, 2020, 09:38:22 PM
Pick Wick Tapers


a book on candle making
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Post by: Noizchild on January 26, 2020, 03:33:44 AM
The Life Behind Her Eyes
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 26, 2020, 10:14:29 AM
Thick Hick Capers - first volume of memoirs by a notably smug townie about his move to the countryside.  The second volume never got written - he didn't stick it out long enough.  His sports car couldn't make it up his farm lane in winter, and the locals - quite co-incidentally - all decided to move their pig arks into the fields surrounding him.  Possibly not that thick, then.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 26, 2020, 07:12:44 PM
Pick Stick Vapors



The story of incense.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2020, 11:10:23 PM
The Pound Of Music.

A relentless Disco beat version of the Von Trapp Saga, in which Julie Andrews wanders around with a dazed look and her ears bleeding, before spinning around on the spot and collapsing at the end.  There is a subliminal flash of a miserable old nun saying triumphantly "That's show you solve a problem like Maria."
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Post by: Noizchild on January 27, 2020, 03:18:20 AM
Watch NoNo
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 27, 2020, 10:23:37 AM
The Pound Of Music.

... a miserable old nun saying triumphantly "That's show you solve a problem like Maria."

I've always thought a double-barrelled shotgun was the obvious answer.

The Hound of Music - clearly based on The Hound of the Baskervilles, but with the added chill-factor that this one announces its arrival with a few bars of folk music: ie, "Fol-da-riddle-di-do-and-chomp-chomp-you're-dead."

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Post by: Spell Chick on January 27, 2020, 12:03:26 PM
The Wound of Music


Not as she wound a ball of yarn, but the wound incurred to your ears after listening to loud, discordant popular music.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2020, 10:46:36 PM
The Moderately Impressive Seven (But all jump up and say "Wow!" anyway.)

A modern remake of The Magnificent Seven in which, to please the gender obsessed, half of the seven are female.  This obviously presents a numeric problem so the one in the middle is either a cross-dresser or a transexual.  The post film credits fudge this issue entirely.

Another example of why successful films should never be remade.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 27, 2020, 11:41:57 PM
Seven Brides for Seven Brothels 

The sobering tale of seven women tricked into thinking they would be married only to be sold through a huge, international human trafficking ring.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 27, 2020, 11:43:42 PM
The Tone Ranger


some guy singing westerns out on the plains of the midwest.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 28, 2020, 12:46:38 AM
Bean Her

The transformation of public stoning as it turns from stones to magic beans. There may or may not be a giant involved but it's still a TALL TALE.
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Post by: Noizchild on January 28, 2020, 12:55:53 AM
Star Battles
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 28, 2020, 09:54:32 AM
The Longest Dai - concerning that popular eisteddfod side-show in which a prize is offered to the tallest Welshman present.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 28, 2020, 12:03:52 PM
The Longest Way


a married couple go on a trip with the husband driving, he is lost and refuses to stop and ask for directions
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Post by: Noizchild on January 29, 2020, 03:21:31 AM
The Longest Foot
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 29, 2020, 12:12:40 PM
Leaves of Ass


The story of natural fertilizers
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 29, 2020, 07:45:23 PM
Travels With My Ant - a travelogue by perhaps the loneliest writer in literature.  Even his dog didn't want to go with him.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 29, 2020, 08:57:43 PM
A Mild Summer Night's Dream

the story before global warming
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Post by: Noizchild on January 30, 2020, 03:32:14 AM
Fall to Grace
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Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2020, 08:41:36 AM
A Midsummer Night's Scream.

A grotesque horror-like parody in which the part of Bottom is played by a large and hairy pair of buttocks, the rest of the actor  - or actress for all we can tell - being covered by a cloth which matches the backdrop
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 30, 2020, 10:19:21 AM
The Merchant of Birmingham - Why not?  They've got more canals than Venice, and they're not sinking into the sea.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 30, 2020, 12:07:28 PM
The Mere Chant of Venice



The songs of the gondoliers.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 31, 2020, 09:31:19 AM
The Meerschaum of Venice - a two-pipe problem, Watson, what?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2020, 10:37:55 AM
As You Lick It

A play by a shadowy Shakespeare from a parallel universe in which several narrative threads became inextricably entangled, and resulted in a large hairy ass poling his gondola through the canals of Birmingham whilst braying a discordant refrain for his passengers, who were lasciviously eating Cornetto ice-creams in a pseudo-erotic ritual, until two duelling jessies in tights fell from the parapet of a bridge and crashed through the bottom of the gondola.

Upon which a pitiful thirteen year old maiden was heard wailing from a canal-side bistro, "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, you dumb piillock?  If I'm late home my dad will fecking kill you."

Fortunately a touring choir from Venice, yes, the famous mere chants,  who improbably also happened to be both talented swimmers and unafraid of Birmingham's crud infested waters, dived in and saved them all.

After they were all stomach pumped at The Infirmary, which recovered a haul of three accidentally ingested rusty flick knives, seven stolen credit cards, five wraps of cannabis and a kilo of cocaine, plus some soggy worthless Scottish banknotes, they were all allowed home.

So, All's Well That Ends Well.

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Post by: Spell Chick on January 31, 2020, 12:11:39 PM
King Leer

The story of Lady Godiva's erstwhile peeper.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2020, 02:57:24 PM
Hamlette

A gender bending play about a small pig who can see ghosts, but still has Danish printed all over him/her.

I reckon poor old Will must be spinning fast enough in his grave by now to generate a useful wattage, probably enough to light up Anne Hathaway's cottage.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 01, 2020, 05:20:06 AM
Rythem Beat
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 01, 2020, 09:17:32 AM
All's Swell That Ends Swell - memoirs of a midwife.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 01, 2020, 12:16:46 PM
Goth Hello


A bunch of pale kids all dressed in black keep wandering around greeting each other. It turns into a greeting fest, including a love triangle which ends badly and the last word, which is supposed to be ironic, but is just pathetic, is "Goodbye".
Reminiscent of the ending of MASH.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 01, 2020, 07:42:26 PM
The Thrill on the Moss - reproductive habits of peatland invertebrates.  Less interesting than it sounds.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 02, 2020, 11:46:04 PM
Butch Cassidy and the Sun Pantsed Kid


Cassidy's prank playing gets really out of hand.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 03, 2020, 03:48:14 AM
Chocolate Sky
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 03, 2020, 09:33:00 AM
The Brothers' Car: A Write-off - young men's dream meets reality in the fast lane of the M1.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 03, 2020, 12:03:46 PM
The Ill Iads


A family travels and gets sick and travels and gets sick and travels and gets sick, just like in real life as new bugs are met in various places.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 04, 2020, 03:19:35 AM
Possible Magic
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 04, 2020, 12:17:23 PM
The Term in Nadir

That time Nadir went around telling us all about how things were dangerous and tried to keep the stupid people from dying off.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 04, 2020, 01:15:10 PM
Pirates of The Carobean.

In which a skinny pirate chief gets fed up with all the fat chocolate-eating slobs in his crew and makes them eat a gruesome substitute made from carob beans.  They resolve to mutiny and make him walk the plank.  But, being a cunning little sod,  he's already hidden the plank.

So they make him walk a matchstick instead, which is perfectly adequate for his weight.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 04, 2020, 03:11:35 PM
Call of the Mild

Mr. Milquetoast gets in a spat with his wife.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 05, 2020, 02:29:39 AM
A Chef's Lie
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 05, 2020, 09:52:10 AM
The Ball of the Mild - the sequel, wherein Mr Milquetoast tries to appease his wife with a new evening dress and somewhere to wear it.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 05, 2020, 12:10:15 PM
The Ball of the Wild


Fido takes his favorite toy to the woods and teaches his wolf cousins to play fetch.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 05, 2020, 01:27:40 PM
The Fall of the Wild

In which Gyppo trips over a tree root and buries his face in leaf mould whilst creeping around the woodland in the dark;
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 05, 2020, 04:07:42 PM
The Fall of the Piled


The story of Jenga
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 05, 2020, 06:51:50 PM
The Gall of the Wild - in which Gyppo tries to blame the tree root for tripping him up.

A Long Day's Journey Down to Wight - Bank Holiday traffic chaos on the A34.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 05, 2020, 08:06:26 PM
The Gall of the Wild - in which Gyppo tries to blame the tree root for tripping him up.

Magic, Jo. ;-)  I wouldn't dream of it.  Even a youngish oak tree has more gall than I do.

Wight Christmas:  Stranded at Cowes because the ferries have been cancelled duie to bad weather.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 05, 2020, 09:16:29 PM
Isle Be Home for Christmas

Apparently the sequel recounting being trapped on an island over the holiday.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 06, 2020, 09:11:31 AM
Isle Be Seeing Ewe - attempts to revitalise a small Scottish island by introducing a flock of Hebridean sheep.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 06, 2020, 12:06:52 PM
Blow White

the story of cocaine
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Post by: Gyppo on February 06, 2020, 03:29:22 PM
Band of Buggers

The story behind that famous WW2 newspaper headline...

'French push bottles up Germans rear.'
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 06, 2020, 07:27:44 PM
'Sno Right - a Glaswegian's guide to ethics
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 06, 2020, 10:24:20 PM
Deliver Ants

The midwife got one helluva shock and not just because of the banjo playing obstetrician.
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Post by: DGSquared on February 07, 2020, 05:44:41 AM
The Good Buy Girl


  A movie in which Paula McFadden (Marsha Mason) and Elliot Garfield (Richard Dreyfuss) meet at the mall and fall in love while Paula is attempting retail therapy for the first time.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 07, 2020, 09:56:36 AM
Interminable Encounter - never was the law of diminishing returns better illustrated than in this delayed sequel.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 08, 2020, 04:53:38 AM
Silence of the Ducks
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 08, 2020, 09:20:55 AM
The Invisible Family - possibly the cheapest film ever made, but the critics found it unwatchable.
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Post by: MiggsEye on February 08, 2020, 09:34:43 PM
Harry Potted

Harry Muggles, boy gardner, doesn't know he's a gardner until an owl arrives with a curious letter and gift inside: a full scholarship to Hogwort's School of Horticulture. In his first year, while digging a hole to plant Golden Snitch in Quiddich fields, he unearths a Horcrux—thus commencing his quest to solve an age-old mystery plaguing gardners, bringing him face-to-face in battle with "the one who shall not be named": Monsanto.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 08, 2020, 11:06:11 PM
... bringing him face-to-face battle with the one who shall not be named: Monsanto.

Never be afraid to name The Evil One ;-)
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Post by: MiggsEye on February 09, 2020, 01:25:40 AM
... bringing him face-to-face battle with the one who shall not be named: Monsanto.

Never be afraid to name The Evil One ;-)

 :D
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Post by: Noizchild on February 09, 2020, 04:28:01 AM
The Madness of the Katatsuris
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 11, 2020, 12:08:43 AM
Singin' on the Maine

sailors doing their best to pass the time while at sea
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Post by: Noizchild on February 11, 2020, 04:09:42 AM
World War W
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 11, 2020, 09:29:32 AM
Bringing In The Grain - a musical about crop-harvesting.  Never really made it at the box office.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 11, 2020, 09:42:30 AM
Day of the Dormouse

A low, very, dammit positively penurious, low budget and green remake of Day Of The Jackal.  All transport is by bicycle, the assassin's weapon is a folding catapult powered by natural latex rather than any polluting butyl 'rubber' alternative, and the ammunition is a 'nearly as good but a bit more bulky' lead substitute.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 11, 2020, 03:05:04 PM
War of the Whirls


The story of Sunbeam and Oster fighting over the blender market.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 12, 2020, 12:33:34 AM
Watch JoJo
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 12, 2020, 09:59:26 AM
Miami Nasty Habit - the pre-watershed version
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 12, 2020, 12:06:31 PM
The Habit

the story of nun taking her vows where she goes There and Back Again.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 12, 2020, 02:28:22 PM
Doubling Murders - an Irish detective seeks a sadistic serial killer who murdered one person on his first outing, two on his second, four on his third...
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 12, 2020, 03:18:55 PM
The Blouse Trap

a woman goes shopping and runs into so much trouble!!!
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 13, 2020, 02:30:23 PM
War Pigeon  Horses weren't the only animals to be roped into human conflicts.  The Dickin Medal, the animal VC, was awarded to no fewer than 32 pigeons, 18 dogs, 3 horses and a ship's cat after World War II.  Plus, the film was so much cheaper to make.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 13, 2020, 04:04:51 PM
In Sections

a dream within a dream within a dream, all in different sections
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 14, 2020, 10:49:16 AM
Bojo Rabbit

Lonely boy has an imaginary friend – a jolly Prime Minister
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 14, 2020, 12:17:37 PM
Bar Trek

the story of fraternities
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Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 14, 2020, 02:16:48 PM
The Girl with the Pearl, leering

The story of the unsuccessful first attempt at the famous Vermeer portrait. ‘Nah darling this just ain’t workin’. Try Innocent yet Knowing , Sensual and a little bit Mysterious. Yeah baby, that’s more like it, hold that.’
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 14, 2020, 03:07:04 PM
American Idle

the sad tale of the hours and hours of lost productivity as people scroll through their Facebook and Instagram feeds while at work.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 14, 2020, 11:12:22 PM
Before Sex
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 15, 2020, 12:07:44 PM
Pair of Dice Lost


A gambler and his loaded dice run into trouble.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 15, 2020, 03:01:44 PM
Parachute Lost - You think your gambler has problems?
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 15, 2020, 03:20:39 PM
Paramour Lost


My love life in book format
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Post by: Noizchild on February 17, 2020, 02:27:41 AM
Paramour Regained
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 17, 2020, 12:21:02 PM
Charlie and the Chocolate Fact Story


something that should have been delightful because it talks about chocolate, is nothing but a list of facts.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 17, 2020, 03:59:05 PM
James and the Giant Leech - a particularly dark entry from the Dahl stable.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 17, 2020, 04:15:11 PM
Charlotte's Web 2.0


Charlotte's adventures when her parents don't put child protection apps on her newly acquired tablet. While one might think it is a delightful tale, it is rather a horror story as some nasty guy tricks her into all manner of age inappropriate behaviors making her a porn star before her tenth birthday.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 18, 2020, 03:17:03 AM
Lady Chatterley's Hugger
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 18, 2020, 09:45:13 AM
Lady Chatterley's Hugger

The pre-watershed version again.

Lady Chatterley's Tucker - the inevitable cook-book based on the aristocrat's ventures into her own kitchen.  (Quote from the introdution:  "My God, an intruder!"  "No, ma'am" - wearily - "I'm your cook, I've worked here for twenty-seven years.")
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Post by: Gyppo on February 18, 2020, 10:03:00 AM
Lady Chatterley's Hugger

That's probably all the poor woman wanted, instead of grubby fingered Mellors 'rooting in a sunny south-facing bed', or asking her to revive his 'drooping vine'.

=====

The Gruel Sea

Not a film of naval heroics and endurance, but a documentary showing how some oceans now contain so much rubbish and pollutants they are probably thicker than Victorian Workhouse Gruel.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 18, 2020, 02:46:05 PM
The Hands of Time


when we went from sundials to analog clocks
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 18, 2020, 04:39:41 PM
The Jewelled C - The C stands for concubine.  In the book, ladies of negotiable affection are required to display it at all times, to distinguish themselves from respectable women.  The fact that some of them have done well enough for themselves to spell it out in diamonds and rubies is a source of immense irritation to those who have minded their Ps and Qs.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 19, 2020, 12:49:00 AM
A Street Bar Named Desire


where said ladies of negotiable affection hang out
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Post by: Noizchild on February 19, 2020, 03:16:40 AM
The Godmother
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 19, 2020, 12:08:34 PM
The Godfatter


where no fat shaming is permitted
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Post by: Gyppo on February 19, 2020, 12:58:12 PM
The Codfather

A story of ruthless domination, control, and exploitation in the pelagic fish business.

Since Brexit we are now carrying out surveys to see if we have any fish at all left within our coastal limits, or if they were all hoovered up by European 'vacuum fishers' over the last forty years.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 19, 2020, 03:02:19 PM
Goodbye Fish and Chips


Mr Chips goes to London and find out there are no fish left to go with his lunch.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 19, 2020, 03:38:57 PM
The Cod Feather - how a single fossil made the world of paleontology reassess everything it thought it knew about evolution.  Only to discover that the fossil was a fake, effected with a perfectly sound fish fossil and a dentist's drill.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 20, 2020, 01:12:39 PM
Doctor What


the alien helper doesn't quite have his disguise correct
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Post by: Noizchild on February 21, 2020, 05:14:56 AM
Reality Island
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Post by: Gyppo on February 21, 2020, 09:11:56 AM
One Threw Up Over The Cuckoo's Nest

An inmate brews some extremely potent 'hooch' in his hospital room,  goes berserk and rampages around the place tossing his cookies everywhere before he is eventually restrained.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 21, 2020, 09:53:16 AM
This One Drew the Cuckoo's Nest - a biography of John James Audubon.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 21, 2020, 12:09:30 PM
Smokey and the Band Aid


the poor little bear got into a scuffle and then became the pet of the Grizzly Adams
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Post by: Noizchild on February 22, 2020, 03:42:39 AM
Smokey and the Dipshit
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 22, 2020, 12:26:45 PM
Bank Draft


either a bank catches on fire

or

learning how to write checks
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Post by: Noizchild on February 23, 2020, 02:48:23 AM
Woman from Highcastle
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 23, 2020, 09:48:52 AM
The Crimson Parrot
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Post by: Gyppo on February 23, 2020, 10:44:47 AM
Long He Chewed

The story of a ship's navigator who found a particularly tough bit of gristle in the salt pork.  It became his 'chew toy' for an entire Atlantic crossing.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 23, 2020, 12:04:45 PM
The Game of Cones


what happens when a bunch of mathematicians vie for power, especially if they allow geometry into the picture
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Post by: Noizchild on February 24, 2020, 05:03:04 AM
Leprechaun in the Neighborhood
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Post by: Gyppo on February 24, 2020, 08:20:08 AM
Robin Hood - Prance of Thieves.

It's almost impossible not to prance when wearing theatrical tights.  If you're wearing a sword as well it tones it down a bit, but if you start to sing you're doomed to come over as a 'Prancing Jessie'.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 24, 2020, 11:55:05 AM
Robin's Hood

where the bandit lives in harmony with his surroundings and neighbors. Rather like Mr. Rogers.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 25, 2020, 05:53:48 AM
Call to the Window
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 25, 2020, 09:08:08 AM
Stair Wars - rivalry between a stairlift company and a team that installs through-the-floor lifts reaches fever-pitch in a well-to-do retirement estate.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 25, 2020, 12:14:29 PM
Star Ward

A special section of hospitals built in and around Hollywood. It makes it so no one has to wear sunglasses while hospitalized.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 26, 2020, 03:35:52 AM
Stand Trek
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Post by: Gyppo on February 26, 2020, 10:09:53 AM
START WRECK

A documentary about those strange people who see metallic souls and reincarnation where others just see a pile of junk fit only for the crusher.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 26, 2020, 12:15:42 PM
Traders of the Lost Art

turns out it wasn't lost art, but forgeries and the pursuit of the forger leads to an international chase
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Post by: Gyppo on February 26, 2020, 02:25:09 PM
Raiders Of The Lost Dark

The story of a vigilante pensioner, pissed off by all the 'security lights' in his area which keep him awake at night.  So he roams the street at night with his folding 'poacher's air-rifle', and a four pound lump hammer for the more rugged offenders.

The police of course blame it on local youths,and if they see the old sod out and about tell him the streets aren't safe for an 'older gentleman'.

CHAMELEON

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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 26, 2020, 04:12:48 PM
(An autobiographical tale, Gyppo?)

Rakers of the Last Park - in a post-apocalyptic world, a few ragged survivors get together to repair the lawns in a devastated city centre pleasure-ground, dodging vampires, zombies and late-firing nukes as they do so.  Boy, do they get excited over their first daisy!
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Post by: Gyppo on February 26, 2020, 06:20:54 PM
(An autobiographical tale, Gyppo?)

Not at all,  But I took great delight in working out the best sequence of firing points to crate a slowly spreading pool of darkness without exposing myself to the light.  Writer's research.  You know how our minds work.

=====

Riders of The Last Ark

In a corner of that post apocalyptic park is the last remaining Noah's Ark fairground ride.  Totally ignored by the plug-in virtual reality generation.

But scores of ancient 'fairground boys' make pilgrimages to ride it.  They stand on the seats, ducking the flashing lights, and stretch out horizontally along the bar in front of the four person 'chariots', posing shamelessly for groups of old ladies who seem equally incapable of 'going quietly into the good night'.

And barring the occasion lost denture or bent zimmer frame the old buggers don't do too badly.  Cue the music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq9FCBatl3A
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 26, 2020, 10:58:33 PM
Riders of the Aardvark


The story of Texas roadways
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Post by: Noizchild on February 27, 2020, 02:31:23 AM
Boring Legends
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 27, 2020, 11:03:49 AM
Aardvark Never Hurt Anybody - David Attenborough's swansong
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 27, 2020, 12:12:20 PM
The Hold 'Em Girls


Four women on the poker circuit make a killing.
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Post by: Noizchild on February 28, 2020, 10:16:23 PM
Faster Puppy Dog! Kill! Kill!
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 28, 2020, 11:44:32 PM
The Golden Gills


Dory goes Hollywood.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 29, 2020, 09:50:29 AM
Flying Squid - David Attenborough, again.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 29, 2020, 12:31:33 PM
A Rave New World


the concert circuit explained
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Post by: Noizchild on February 29, 2020, 11:04:23 PM
Ocean's 10
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 29, 2020, 11:57:41 PM
The Hand Made Tail


the invention of the children's game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 01, 2020, 09:29:37 PM
The Band Made Bail - rock memoir, dealing primarily with the drug scene and its consequences
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 01, 2020, 11:30:39 PM
The Land Way Dale


a trip along the Appalachian Trail is described in both words and pictures
the pictures are a bit scary
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Post by: Noizchild on March 02, 2020, 01:15:21 AM
Nightmare Island
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 02, 2020, 12:13:17 PM
Call of the Mild


Mrs. Milquetoast is bothering her sweet husband again.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 03, 2020, 04:44:07 AM
Charlie's Devils
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 03, 2020, 09:45:49 AM
Breakfront Bookcase - resigned to the end of their affair, the cowboys turn to literature as a consolation
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 03, 2020, 12:11:37 PM
Mall of the Wild


abandoned malls are turning into wild spaces filled with various flora and fauna and sometimes even questionable types of humans.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 04, 2020, 03:04:59 AM
Me
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 04, 2020, 12:05:52 PM
Gone With the Binned


the story of trash collection worldwide
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 04, 2020, 04:07:39 PM
Done With the Wind - a promo film for Burpit Baby, latest product from the Gas Board.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 04, 2020, 11:22:42 PM
Bun With a Wind

man bun stuff
just sad
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 05, 2020, 03:40:13 PM
Fun With The Mind - do it yourself psychoanalysis.  Probably better to stop before reaching the chapter on lobotomies.
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Post by: Gyppo on March 05, 2020, 03:53:15 PM
Fun With The Mind - do it yourself psychoanalysis.  Probably better to stop before reaching the chapter on lobotomies.

You could argue that anyone who seriously considers performing a DIY lobotomy probably needs one.  Or alternatively wouldn't notice any difference if they did.

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101 Things A Clever Boy Can Do

A reprint of an old classic format, but with an added foreword saying a girl can do them too.  (Mine would.)  But failing to point out that at least 99 of them are probably now either illegal or 'frowned upon' in this modern world.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 05, 2020, 06:22:41 PM
Day of the Jacket


In Post-Modern America where all the children are encased in bubble wrap, a young child (gender non-specific, of course, and named Chris) demands to go out in the freezing cold in only a light jacket.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 06, 2020, 02:49:26 AM
Full Iron Jacket
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 06, 2020, 09:24:26 AM
Day of the Buckle -In the not-too-distant-future, sociologists become concerned about the stagnation of mental acuity in the modern population.  They find a simple way of testing their theory: asking a high school class, known somewhat disparagingly as the velcro generation, to fasten a belt using a buckle.  Their confusion - Mine won't stick, miss, why won't mine stick? - I'm pulling it but it keeps opening up again - What's this sharp bit in the middle, that's not right, that could hurt me, miss! - gives the observers a great deal of mirth, as well as some concern for the future of the planet.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 06, 2020, 12:15:48 PM
2984

our robotic overlords have taken control of the planet
they allow humans to live underground
barely
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Post by: Noizchild on March 07, 2020, 03:58:36 AM
2525
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 07, 2020, 10:36:22 AM
Scouting For Buoys - the first, slim volume in a series on maritime navigation.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 07, 2020, 12:12:36 PM
Tax Driver


The story of Congress repeatedly passing taxes to give themselves pay raises while telling stupid people how much these taxes are going to help everyone else. This allows them to be repeatedly re-elected.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 08, 2020, 02:47:57 AM
Superboy
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 08, 2020, 12:10:24 PM
Taxi River

the life and antics of a taxi driver in Amsterdam or Venice
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Post by: Gyppo on March 08, 2020, 12:20:54 PM
The Handmaid's Tail

Genetic modification, or just a natural throwback?
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 08, 2020, 07:23:23 PM
The Band Mates' Tale


stories of some of the biggest rock bands on the road
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 08, 2020, 07:44:24 PM
Blithering Mites - the only child-care manual you'll ever need
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Post by: Noizchild on March 09, 2020, 04:09:14 AM
Groom and Prejustice
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 09, 2020, 11:17:44 AM
Dr. Shiv Goes


The boss of the ghetto gets around.
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Post by: Gyppo on March 09, 2020, 02:40:06 PM
Disc Whirled

Terry Pratchett's flat world world accelerates towards its ultimate demise.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 09, 2020, 05:45:39 PM
Dr. Whoo

A Time Lord of the owl world.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 11, 2020, 02:28:46 PM
A Loud Place
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 11, 2020, 07:19:48 PM
Bridget Jones's Dairy


Mother Jones's daughter buys a dairy farm
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 11, 2020, 09:29:01 PM
Bridget Jones's Dietary - what Mother Jones's daughter does with all that milk
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Post by: Gyppo on March 11, 2020, 11:31:29 PM
Fidget Jones's Diary

A slim book in which the hyper active young dairy farmer scrawls down her thoughts and fancies, and a touch of philosophy, between working her cute little arse off to earn a living.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 12, 2020, 09:47:36 AM
Fidget Jones Is Fiery - the sequel, told from the viewpoint of a young stockman who falls for the energetic temptress amid the clang of clusters and the smell of UdderMint
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Post by: Gyppo on March 12, 2020, 10:07:18 AM
Fidget Jones's Fairy

The somewhat effeminate Farm Manager, who Fidget refers to as 'a lovely young man, but...'.  She threatens to sack him  every time he borrows her hair drier without returning it., and swears - quite artistically - that if she ever catches him raiding her very small stock of make-up 'his arse will will be grass.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 12, 2020, 11:57:13 AM
Peter Pain


the kids grow up
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 12, 2020, 03:44:39 PM
Frigid Joan's Hairy: one of the less successful entries from the Fidget Jones stable - literally, she's added a racing yard to her dairy enterprise - concerning a travelling head lass who turns out to be a travelling head lad.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 12, 2020, 07:16:03 PM
Bridget John's Diary

the story from his perspective
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Post by: Noizchild on March 13, 2020, 03:18:16 AM
White's Anatomy
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 13, 2020, 09:27:31 AM
Daniel de Ronda - biography of Daniel Lambert, once the heaviest man in England.  Translated from the Italian.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 13, 2020, 11:15:48 AM
Sophie's Voice


Sophie learns to sing. Not well, but loud.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 14, 2020, 03:28:37 AM
Deer Hunting
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 14, 2020, 11:30:19 AM
Tom's Lawyer


After defacing fences far and wide, Tom is finally arrested and needs some decent defense. Instead, he gets the cheapest lawyer he can find.
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Post by: Gyppo on March 14, 2020, 11:54:25 AM
Fuckleberry Hinn

A feral young boy, plagued by spoonerism, regularly gets a slap around the head from impatient policemen who think he's being cheeky when they ask for his name.   Small wonder that he prefers drifting down the river on a raft.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 14, 2020, 02:10:36 PM
The Bonfire of the Wannabes

a bunch of Druids go to Stonehenge for the summer solstice regardless of the fact that the monolithic structure predates any druids at all by thousands of years, to hold ceremonies and get involved with the jurisprudence system
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 14, 2020, 07:25:48 PM
The Bonfire of the Wallabies Feral wallabies in the Derbyshire peaks - I kid you not - are causing so many accidents, mostly by making drivers think they're hallucinating, that a cull is organised.  Not a pretty sight.
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Post by: Gyppo on March 14, 2020, 07:30:42 PM
Are they culling the drivers or the Wallabies?
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 14, 2020, 10:35:44 PM
Batch-22


the makers of 7-UP continue to produce new products.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 15, 2020, 01:38:17 AM
Catch 23
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 15, 2020, 09:44:56 AM
Are they culling the drivers or the Wallabies?

Both.  I told you it wasn't pretty.

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Post by: Spell Chick on March 15, 2020, 12:07:25 PM
Swatch-22



Those cloth makers can be vicious and the behind the scenes action gets intense.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 15, 2020, 04:56:09 PM
Snitch 22 - There's a real culture of informing in this prison flick.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 15, 2020, 10:36:46 PM
Snatch 22

while some might think it is the story of hookers or whatnot, it is really a story of Olympic weightlifters and their trials and tribulations.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 16, 2020, 02:21:38 AM
Late Man
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 16, 2020, 12:56:19 PM
A Lice in Wonderland

The Lice and the Cheshire Cat come to blows, the Lice and the Rabbit get quite intimate before the Queen of Hearts interferes, and the Mad Hatter just sits around scratching his head.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 16, 2020, 03:26:27 PM
A Town Like Lice - I mean, it used to be a one-horse town but the horse died.  Possibly of lice.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 16, 2020, 11:29:40 PM
The Blizzard of Oz


those poppies aren't going to hurt anyone ever again
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Post by: DGSquared on March 17, 2020, 07:10:42 AM
The Wizard of Odds

Sckeemer, the wizard,  goes to Las Vegas and wins huge amounts of money playing in the World Poker Tour.


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Post by: Spell Chick on March 17, 2020, 01:14:28 PM
Atlas Hugged


and squished everyone
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Post by: DGSquared on March 17, 2020, 08:17:15 PM
He Isn't That Into Ewe

The gripping tale of a ewe shepherd who hates his job.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 17, 2020, 11:11:13 PM
Atlas Mugged


and stole everything
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Post by: Noizchild on March 18, 2020, 12:16:58 AM
Wait for You
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Post by: Gyppo on March 18, 2020, 08:01:01 AM
Sleepless in Scunthorpe

The Americans don't have exclusive rights to insomnia.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 18, 2020, 09:27:40 AM
Insomnia In Somalia - basically the same film, with sunnier locations
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 18, 2020, 12:16:14 PM
Sparta Cusses


those Greeks!
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Post by: Noizchild on March 19, 2020, 01:07:58 AM
The 200
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Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 07:23:48 AM
The Westminster Fog Show

A place where people get all dressed up to priss and prance in circles in the fog. This one is not televised for obvious reasons.
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Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 07:27:05 AM
Cramdemic, Pandemic


A horror flick depicting the lives of high school and college students after the schools open, once the pandemic is under control.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 19, 2020, 01:43:44 PM
Little Horse on the Prairie


how wild life lived before European's moved into the midwest
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 19, 2020, 03:24:03 PM
My Little Pongy - Annabelle and Tiffany discover the less glamorous side of horse ownership.
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Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 08:39:36 PM
Whack Beauty

The other side of the story where the horse whisperer cannot save Beauty. A stable fire drives Beauty to madness and he goes completely berserk in the streets of London on a rampage where he kicks and tramples anything that moves.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 19, 2020, 09:40:14 PM
While You Were Sweeping - a modern retelling of the Cinderella story.
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Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 09:53:34 PM
Hands-Fell and Regret-All

In this mini-docuseries, we examine the mindset of powerful executives during the Me too movement where men are being called out on their egregious behavior toward women.

Episode One:  Mansplation, Why He Thought He Could Take What He Wanted - 15 minutes
Episode Two:  Trial Days
Episode Three:  SheVerdict 15 minutes
Episode Four:  "Hands fell and regret all" is their courtroom cry. Excuses, excuses. 3 hours
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 19, 2020, 11:07:39 PM
McDeath

the story of the burger giant in Scotland, killing people with their high fat low nutrition menu but really delicious fries. Dammit, it's an American company and they are FRIES I tell you.
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Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 11:13:52 PM
Best Little Poor House in Texas

A movie about ne'er a poker hand won.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 19, 2020, 11:17:12 PM
King Leers


the royal personage really has no idea of personal boundaries
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Post by: Noizchild on March 20, 2020, 03:34:43 AM
Romeo and Romeo
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Post by: DGSquared on March 20, 2020, 06:45:31 AM
The Spilling Fields

A place where serial killers go to profess their misdeeds.
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Post by: Gyppo on March 20, 2020, 08:51:13 AM
A Diamond As big As Her Tits

A parody of F Scott Fitzgerald, in which a ludicrously over-endowed female nonetheless manages to obtain a diamond pendant which not only outshines but outweighs her mammarian monstrosities.  Sadly the weight breaks her neck when she jumps up too quickly upon hearing her own name.

A sad and cautionary tale, involving the shattering of illusions as well as vertebrae.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 20, 2020, 09:40:45 AM
The Somewhat Mediocre Gatsby - Sorry, it's the same book but with a more accurate title.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 20, 2020, 01:31:17 PM
The Great Batboy


The story of baseball's least glamorous team member
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Post by: Gyppo on March 20, 2020, 02:28:43 PM
Flatman and Ribbon

The final episode in a long running series when the dynamic duo become somewhat less dynamic after the Batmobile tangles with a very heavy road roller.

Flatman:  "Thanks to my training in random molecular redistribution I may be able to overcome this.

Ribbon:  "Fergeddabouitit."

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Post by: Spell Chick on March 20, 2020, 04:21:34 PM
The Quark Knight


when flattened Batman rises
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Post by: Noizchild on March 21, 2020, 02:15:25 AM
Sims 1/2
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 21, 2020, 10:55:54 AM
Brown Finger

James Bond is the least of your worries. You may be an evil genius, but it's 2020 and there's no toilet paper. Even the cat has started hiding when she sees you loosen your belt.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 21, 2020, 01:51:45 PM
$19.84

The price of toilet paper by roll in 2020
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Post by: DGSquared on March 22, 2020, 02:49:33 AM
The Sand Maiden's Tale

The story about forced servitude of young women by the powerful, upper-class to build sandcastles with the neglected children of the powerful upper class in a desolate world.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 22, 2020, 09:18:39 AM
The Band-Aid's Tale - 101 uses for a sticking plaster, if you can't get out to buy the 101 things that would do the job better but have all the time in the world for table-top construction projects.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 22, 2020, 01:16:23 PM
The Land Made Tale


the story of dredging and land reclamation
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Post by: Noizchild on March 22, 2020, 02:59:27 PM
Jojo's Ordinary Adventure
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Post by: Gyppo on March 22, 2020, 04:13:40 PM
Captain Ahab's Penis  (The Real Moby Dick.)
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 22, 2020, 06:58:51 PM
Whale Meat Again - As supermarket shelves empty of usual consumer goods, a Japanese entrepreneur - operating under the aegis of  scientific research - launches a promo video to sell what's left after the rigorous scientific study ("Oh yeah, that's a whale").  With background music from Vera Lynn.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 22, 2020, 10:49:42 PM
Around the Room in Eighty Days


the story of quarantine, social distancing, and personal isolation.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 23, 2020, 05:56:14 AM
Little Bang Theory
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Post by: DGSquared on March 23, 2020, 08:26:06 AM
Silicone Rally As Southern and Central California rise to the demand for silicone implants, competition is fierce!
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 23, 2020, 09:16:28 AM
Silicone Sally - autobiography of the poster-girl for California's implant industry.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 23, 2020, 12:18:19 PM
When Thyme Stood Still


the planting of windowsill herb gardens explained
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 23, 2020, 03:23:52 PM
Reflections of a Golden Aye-Aye - How the lemur came to discover electricity
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 24, 2020, 01:01:38 AM
Yester Ways


four old guys sing about the good old days when they were young, virile, and much more alive all around
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Post by: Noizchild on March 24, 2020, 03:38:07 AM
Triple Toasted
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 24, 2020, 09:28:11 AM
The Whey We Wore! - memoirs of a Land Army girl with no previous experience of dairying.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 24, 2020, 02:28:37 PM
Another One Bites the Rust

the story of crumbling infrastructure of the US and the number of bridges facing imminent collapse
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Post by: DGSquared on March 24, 2020, 05:44:32 PM
As the Stomach Churns  Yet another daily pandemic update by the Orange Troll of the USA. This is also the nickname of every soap opera -ever.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 25, 2020, 01:38:52 AM
CDI
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Post by: DGSquared on March 25, 2020, 07:25:09 AM
Steven Queen's, A Bod Carriage is about a woman with a 30-year list of love flings she had in her cursed horse carriage and the murders that followed of the men that slept with her. Spooky. Spocky. Spunky. Sick.   
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 25, 2020, 10:32:32 PM
Supper Man


during social isolation, men learn to cook healthy meals.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 26, 2020, 03:06:39 AM
Wonder Lady
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 26, 2020, 03:04:04 PM
Car Lot's Web


the story of parking
no, not that kind of parking
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Post by: Noizchild on March 27, 2020, 02:55:58 AM
Ten Million Little Things
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Post by: Gyppo on March 27, 2020, 03:33:01 AM
"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier...  Alzheimers?"
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 27, 2020, 02:20:28 PM
James and the Magic Mushrooms


James got older
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Post by: Noizchild on March 28, 2020, 02:09:54 AM
Clean Sexy Money
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 28, 2020, 12:08:23 PM
Escalator to Heaven


we are old
we are lazy
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 28, 2020, 01:25:17 PM
Heaven Can't Weigh

We are old, we are lazy and we are fat.  We are also old enough to know that lots of other things matter more.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 29, 2020, 03:57:32 AM
Penny Delightful
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 29, 2020, 01:08:31 PM
Citizen Sane


a rather dull read about someone who behaves logically and is always socially appropriate.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 30, 2020, 03:52:44 AM
Queen Arthur
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 30, 2020, 11:15:13 AM
Citizen Jane - the equal opportunities version
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Post by: Gyppo on March 30, 2020, 12:31:47 PM
Citizen Cane

A violent porno movie, enjoyed by sadists and masochists alike from their diametrically opposed viewpoints.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 30, 2020, 02:08:19 PM
Citizen Wane

His later years.


Citizen Wayne


His Batman fantasy
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Post by: Gyppo on March 30, 2020, 04:58:12 PM
Citizen Shmitizen

For the Abrahamic filmgoers.
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Post by: Noizchild on March 31, 2020, 05:03:23 AM
Avengers Startgame
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 31, 2020, 08:55:18 AM
The Eternal Shopper with the Spotless Ring

The story of a toilet paper hoarder.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 31, 2020, 03:47:34 PM
Arsenic and Bold Lace


mean people learn to tat
tat means to make lace for the non crafty among us
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Post by: Noizchild on April 01, 2020, 04:02:55 AM
Last Year with John Oliver
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Post by: DGSquared on April 02, 2020, 09:16:38 AM
The Hood, the Bag, and the Snuggly a spaghetti western about an undercover gangster seeking warmth, love, and affection while giving back the same.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 02, 2020, 09:34:41 AM
Reservoir Hogs - the tale of a group of social distancers who, by staying far enough apart to be safe, effectively occupy the whole of the walking route round their local reservoir and deny their once-a-day exercise to everyone else.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 02, 2020, 12:32:51 PM
Reservoir Bogs

the people hoarding toilet paper in this time of crisis making other use leaves or sand or something
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Post by: Noizchild on April 03, 2020, 12:42:53 AM
Fallout 69
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Post by: DGSquared on April 03, 2020, 08:07:42 AM
The Boat Hook


A documentary about life quarantined on a cruise ship with a bunch of people who tested positive with COVID-19 in March 2020.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 03, 2020, 10:37:27 AM
20,000 Plagues Over The Sea

Incidentally, I was really disappointed - aged about nine - to discover that the submariner in question had travelled 20,000 leagues under the sea, he hadn't dived to a depth of 20,000 leagues.  Admittedly, 60,000 miles would take you to the bottom of the Marianas Trench, through the planet and out the other side, and well on your way to Alpha Centauri, but aged nine I hadn't figured all that out.
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Post by: Gyppo on April 03, 2020, 11:39:41 AM
Jo.  You were a literal child, weren't you?  I bet there were times you looked at a teacher and thought "Why do I have to decode your words?  Why say one thing when you mean something else?

20,000 leagues through the sea would have been fine, wouldn't it?

You must have struggled at times when a teacher asked the rhetorical question, "Do you think I'm stupid?"

=====

20,000 Peeks Under The Sea

The memoir of the owner of a glass-bottomed tourist boat.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 03, 2020, 01:22:50 PM
War of the Whirls


blender wars, really
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Post by: Noizchild on April 05, 2020, 04:14:28 AM
Lord of the Onion Rings
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 05, 2020, 09:38:39 AM
...and the sequel,

Lord of the Fries
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 05, 2020, 10:49:10 AM
The Rings of the Lords

A biopic about the resident proctologist at the place of Westminster.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 05, 2020, 01:56:29 PM
My Hair Lady


a picture book of all the terrible hair days during the quarantine
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Post by: Noizchild on April 05, 2020, 10:49:09 PM
Tiger Queen
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 06, 2020, 12:37:26 AM
Carib Bean Queen


a chocolate queen's tale
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 06, 2020, 10:36:07 AM
Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens - but only for an hour a day, only if he keeps moving, and only if he stays two metres away from Tinkerbell.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 06, 2020, 03:46:20 PM
Paws

the story of a killer tiger that roams Central Park in NYC killing and maiming and frightening everyone
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Post by: Noizchild on April 07, 2020, 05:15:36 AM
Triple Toasted
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 07, 2020, 09:30:25 AM
'Daws  Now the virus has spread to jackdaws.  Critics found the church fete scene particularly disturbing, as the black bombers homed in on old ladies in their best hats and small children eating candy-floss.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 07, 2020, 03:11:50 PM
Casino Roy and Al

two mob guys open a gambling joint in Vegas
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Post by: Gyppo on April 07, 2020, 06:14:25 PM
Octo-Pussy

Eight enterprising young women set up a virtual reality brothel, with holographic harlots, to meet needs which are otherwise unsatisfied in these days of social distancing.

They accept all forms of credit and debit card payments, but have a particular fondness for the Access Card.  After all, as the advert used to say, "Access takes the waiting out of wanting."
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 08, 2020, 11:44:55 PM
Diamonds are Four and Ever


stories of some of baseball's most notorious cheating scandals.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 09, 2020, 02:31:31 AM
Die Another Night
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Post by: Jo Bannister on April 09, 2020, 09:21:12 AM
Laws - Land-sharks this time, but the teeth are much the same, and so is the ruthless pursuit of the less well-equipped.
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Post by: Spell Chick on April 09, 2020, 02:13:16 PM
Flaws

a detailed listing of President Trump's errors, contorted vocabulary, stupid things ... beware, this documentary is excessively long.
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Post by: Noizchild on April 10, 2020, 04:22:39 AM
The Wired
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Post by: DGSquared on May 10, 2020, 05:26:57 AM
The Several Hands of Oliver Wendle Douglas of Green Acres. He had many. The guy was like an octopus.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 10, 2020, 07:52:13 AM
Fargloat

In which the hero stands a mile away from the rest of the characters and shouts: I told you so!
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 10, 2020, 09:41:26 AM
Don't Cry for Me Arthritis - an attempt to make the pains of old age seem trendy and worth addressing.  Probably doomed from the start.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 11, 2020, 01:47:48 PM
The Mage's Flute


the story of Merlin's extensive love life
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 11, 2020, 02:33:29 PM
Well if we are doing opera ...

Orpheus in the Underwear
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 11, 2020, 03:18:08 PM
Indeed.  And there's

Tristan And Insolvency

a treatise on one businessman's experience of the post-corvid recession.
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Post by: Gyppo on May 11, 2020, 09:46:42 PM
The Several Hands of Oliver Olivovich,

(The memoire of a Serial Groper.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 12, 2020, 07:54:27 AM
Thanks :) I needed a title for book 2.

Madame Butterfingers

Gives exceedingly good handjobs.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 13, 2020, 05:29:00 PM
The Barber of Chervil

a great cookbook
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 13, 2020, 07:33:31 PM
The MacAdo - Gilbert & Sullivan translated into Scottish, featuring such gems as "A Wandering Bletherer I" and "Three Wee Lassies From The Comp".
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Post by: Gyppo on May 13, 2020, 11:51:42 PM
I wandered lonely as a social distancer.

A re-write of Wordsworth's Daffodils
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 14, 2020, 07:59:29 AM
The Snails of Hoffmann

Offenbach's nod to his French heritage.

I bet you are all humming the Barcarolle now.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 14, 2020, 09:30:00 AM
Back To The Rooster - long awaited sequel to Chicken Run.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 14, 2020, 09:44:51 AM
That's the first rule of Chicken Club. Never turn your back to the rooster!

The Little Scouse on the Prairie

At first, the other prairie dwellers could not understand where all the hub caps were going  ...
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 14, 2020, 01:39:51 PM
Donkey Hotee

This is one bad ass story

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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 14, 2020, 07:34:39 PM
... As is the prequel, Man of The Manger.
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Post by: Gyppo on May 14, 2020, 08:51:19 PM
Is that the rare first edition where the cover art portrays a thoroughly pissed off Donkey Hotee looking at a windmill sporting a notice stolen from a pinball machine, which reads 'No Tilting'.
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Post by: DGSquared on May 16, 2020, 05:57:39 AM
The Invisible Can do anything just as well as the visible can only without getting caught.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 17, 2020, 09:38:38 AM
The Invisible Mane - a cautionary tale about how even a useful skill like being able to pull a horse's mane can be taken to excess.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 17, 2020, 09:54:01 AM
The Invisible Train

How we paid a few billion for HS2 and never got it.

Prediction. Remember you read it here first.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 17, 2020, 01:30:22 PM
The Invisible Brain - another Trump biography
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Post by: Gyppo on May 17, 2020, 03:37:38 PM
The Invisible Rain

A rarely heeded slim scientific booklet explaining the real reason why we get wet on sunny days.  It's not, as popularly believed perspiration, but a fine liquid so clear that it doesn't show up even in cloud form.

In fact, whilst in cloud form it acts as a series of magnifying glasses, thus focusing and emphasising the sun's power.  If it wasn't for the invisible rain we'd all be crispy critters by March at the latest.

Conventional science, reliant upon grants to study phenomenon which are perfectly obvious to ordinary people and therefore need no scientific explanation, mistakes the above for lunatic ramblings.  But, seriously, is it any less believable than the elusive Quarks and Higgs-Boson particles?
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 17, 2020, 11:17:47 PM
The Invisible Sane

The truly brilliant, sane people with the answers are hidden from sight so we have this shit.
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Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 18, 2020, 09:34:17 AM
The Risible Man

Yet another Trump biography.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 18, 2020, 02:21:45 PM
The Indivisible Man

or why women have the babies
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 18, 2020, 04:44:53 PM
War of the Wolds - a somewhat bombastic title for a dispute between neighbouring farmers in Lincolnshire over the ownership of half an acre of bluebell wood.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 19, 2020, 01:52:28 PM
War of the Herds

the story of the African savanna during the rainy season
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Post by: Jo Bannister on May 20, 2020, 09:27:23 AM
Her of the Wards - a nurse's memoir.
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Post by: Spell Chick on May 21, 2020, 01:35:28 PM
Atlas Lugged

The poor guy carried the world around on his shoulders.
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Post by: DGSquared on September 08, 2020, 07:46:12 AM
Oh Brother Hair Art Thou

The tale of two hairier than average brothers and their disastrous attempt to sell human hair coats to the Russian Mafia.
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Post by: Gyppo on September 08, 2020, 08:36:59 AM
Jo-Seth and his amazing technicolour dream goat.

A musical based on the bizarre sexual fantasy of a Welshman overdosing on his long-lost stash of LSD.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2020, 02:23:11 PM
The Ill e-ads


a tale of the horrid flashing ads of the 1990s and the seizures they induced
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Post by: Jo Bannister on September 09, 2020, 09:47:21 AM
... and its companion piece, The Oddity, about someone working in TV advertising.  Anyone, really.
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Post by: DGSquared on September 10, 2020, 06:02:40 AM
The President's Hen 

No one else will listen to the pecker.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 10, 2020, 01:52:20 PM
The Decline and Fall of the No Man Empire


the tale of the Amazonians
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Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2020, 07:39:56 AM
The Decline and Fall of the No Man Empire


the tale of the Amazonians
I had to read that twice. I laughed out loud on the second reading.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 14, 2020, 02:47:53 PM
Star Warts


a dermatologist tells all
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Post by: Gyppo on September 14, 2020, 07:25:07 PM
Jurassic Pork

The story of an unsuccessful genetics experiment in which dinosaur DNA was spliced with that of a pig.  The idea was to create bigger pigs.

The result was veloci-pigs, which are huge, and look tasty enough.  But so far no-one's managed to catch one to find out, and their hide can turn armour piercing bullets from even the most impressive sniping rifles.

As you can imagine these mega-beasts go where they want, eat what they want, and sleep where they want.  They only good news is that they don't seem to breed, but maybe they're not mature enough yet.
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 14, 2020, 11:22:47 PM
Lady Goes Divin'

Lady Gaga antics come to life.
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Post by: DGSquared on September 15, 2020, 06:37:42 AM
Mad On Ya

A twist to the pop icon's daily life.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 07, 2021, 01:31:48 AM
198Whatfor


A book about how the world survived the 80s and 90s only to self destruct in the 2020s.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 07, 2021, 09:41:06 AM
198  Just as kids in lock-down are forgetting how to use a knife and fork, so they're losing their ability to handle big numbers.  If this goes on much longer, they'll forget how to read as well, and need to be taught by comic-book characters.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 07, 2021, 09:29:52 PM
'84


There is little hope for even survival in this short story dystopian world
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Post by: DGSquared on January 08, 2021, 12:25:39 PM
The Thyme Machine a good book, converted into a bad movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a thyme eating machine.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 08, 2021, 03:36:04 PM
A Wrinkle in Thyme

Arnold is getting older and older.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 08, 2021, 08:28:19 PM
Thyme's A Row - Martin Amis on market gardening.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 09, 2021, 09:28:28 AM
2021 A Space Odd is a book about how Twitter feels initially when Donald Trump's Twitter account is permanently deleted, his POTUS account archived, and all of his relatives are busy changing and hiding their passwords.
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2021, 10:34:44 PM
Animal Frame


The pigs have been ruling for some time now and the horses have finally gotten tired of it all. Impeach the lot of them.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 18, 2021, 03:11:13 PM
Not-exactly-white-but-equally-attractive Beauty - Well, we don't want the horse getting a complex, do we?  It's bad enough for a male horse to be called Beauty at all.
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Post by: DGSquared on January 21, 2021, 02:13:22 PM
All the King's Courses

A king fancies himself a teacher and designs a bunch of elaborate classes he expects his minions to take and love.  Participation is compulsory and failing is not an option.
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Post by: Gyppo on January 21, 2021, 08:42:08 PM
The Clockwork Orange has Finally Run Down

(Please throw away his key.)
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 23, 2021, 02:43:02 PM
Portnoy's Compliant


he just goes along
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 24, 2021, 09:29:32 AM
The Far Side of the World - social distancing taken to the extreme
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 24, 2021, 01:38:12 PM
Casino Corral

The animals from Animal Farm take up gambling
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 24, 2021, 02:14:39 PM
Far From the Middling Crowd - elitism rears its ugly head
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 25, 2021, 03:27:39 PM
Dr. Shiv in Gaol.

The Russian winters are bad and even worse in Siberia
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Post by: Jo Bannister on January 25, 2021, 07:09:03 PM
The Mall on the Floss  They paved paradise, put up a parking lot...
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 26, 2021, 03:04:30 PM
Done

Lots of sand blowing around and everyone is just done with the effects of climate change. Not done enough to actually change behaviors, but done enough to complain ever more loudly.
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Post by: DGSquared on February 23, 2021, 07:48:53 AM
Duane the Swamp

A black and white, B movie about a blob-like, roving swamp named Duane.
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 23, 2021, 01:40:41 PM
Across the World in 80 Days


because it is flat, the story is a bit flat as well.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 23, 2021, 04:33:33 PM
Twenty Thousand Feet Under the Sea - at least that's believable.  Even the Mariana Trench only goes down to 36,000 ft, whereas 20,000 leagues would be 60,000 miles!  The planet isn't that deep!  I've heard of suspending credulity, but really...!
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Post by: Gyppo on February 23, 2021, 05:49:33 PM
We could be pedantic here, in the best word wrangling tradition, and say Verne should have entitled it 20,000 Leagues Beneath The Sea ;-)

But he didn't  Which gives us carte blanche to play silly beggars with it.
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Post by: DGSquared on February 24, 2021, 09:18:12 AM
20,000 Leagues Under the C Now on FletNix

A mini-series, dramedy about minor league baseball teams that fall under cities that begin with the letter, C.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 24, 2021, 09:20:54 AM
Seriously, Gyppo, I was well into my teens before somebody pointed that out.  I was quite disappointed.
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Post by: DGSquared on February 24, 2021, 09:30:53 AM
Seriously, Gyppo, I was well into my teens before somebody pointed that out.  I was quite disappointed.

If it makes you feel any better, no one has ever made that obvious point to me, nor did it occur to me, so I'd never even tried to do the math before.

Thanks for ruining it for me you guys.  :P  ;D
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Post by: Gyppo on February 24, 2021, 01:52:38 PM
I'm sure you'll get over it ;-)
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Post by: DGSquared on February 24, 2021, 11:35:33 PM
Over what?  ;)

The Handmaiden's Tail


A woman with a tail to be told in a tale.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 25, 2021, 09:44:17 AM
A Tail of Two Kitties  An unusual example of Siamese twinning from a cat vet near you.
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Post by: DGSquared on February 25, 2021, 10:05:24 AM
The Invisible Can

The haunting tale about the mysterious can that always seems to be in your way to kick and cause a clatter when you're trying to be quiet on walks in the city at night. Is it following you? Probably.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 25, 2021, 03:32:06 PM
The Invisible Manatee - David Attenborough's latest sobfest.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 25, 2021, 08:04:06 PM
20,000 Leaks Under The Sea

Hollywood's idea of a submarine looked flash, in a 'steampunk' kind of way, but totally failed to meet maritime construction standards.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 25, 2021, 09:09:17 PM
20,000 Freaks Under The Sea  Trump decides to stand again.  He holds his first big election rally on an Alaskan beach.  At low tide.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 25, 2021, 09:48:11 PM
Has someone been sprinkling 'brown acid' on your breakfast cereals, Jo?  That's a 'horror tripping' scenario ;-)
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 26, 2021, 09:53:40 AM
To be fair, it was more like 2,000 freaks, but the guy who did the count for Trump's inauguration made the estimate.  Just before the huge Alaskan tide came in. 
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Post by: Gyppo on February 26, 2021, 10:17:40 AM
;-)
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 26, 2021, 03:17:59 PM
Boris Dancing


shabbily dressed men hopping around without much effect.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 26, 2021, 03:57:04 PM
Boris Not-Quite-Godunov  Much the same, but in an operatic format, just to make it as boring as possible.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 26, 2021, 05:12:31 PM
Talking of operas which didn't quite make it...

When Maxwell died and the story of his wholesale predation of company pension funds came out someone suggested such an extraordinary life deserved to be made into a musical.  Which is just a light opera with more leaping about.

Maxwell:  The Musical.

Gilbert and Sullivan would have loved it.  Think of the tune from I am the very model of a modern Major General.  (If you are lucky enough to not know it this video, at the one minute mark, will give you the relevant line and a feel of the whole thing.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64

I immediately imagined a fat bloke in a business suit swaggering onto stage, smoking Maxwell's trademark cigar, turning to face the audience, and singing "I am a thieving bastard and I'm gonna rip your pension off."  But that was as far as my imagination took me.
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Post by: Dansinger on February 26, 2021, 05:44:40 PM
Peepee Wetstocking
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Post by: Spell Chick on February 27, 2021, 02:54:11 PM
The Shriek

Some guy wrapped in drapery is sneaking into bedrooms across suburbia
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Post by: Jo Bannister on February 28, 2021, 09:43:42 AM
The Barn Ultimatum  Sequel to "Witness": it's time to paint the damn thing, and everybody's too busy praying.
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Post by: Gyppo on February 28, 2021, 12:38:20 PM
Natural Born Tillers

The epic saga of a dynasty of arable farmers.

and their equally dynastic cousins who processed the grain...

Natural Born Millers

both watched blearily by the 'nearing the end of their dynasty' piss-head cousins...

Natural Born Swillers
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 01, 2021, 01:58:08 AM
East of Edam



the story of cheese as told by the French
it last for damn ever
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Post by: DGSquared on March 01, 2021, 09:26:08 AM
The English Ham


The folktale about angry gangster pigs that roam the streets of Belgravia bestowing violence and fear upon the rich.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 01, 2021, 03:13:47 PM
Grand Theft Otto

the story of the fall of the Bismarks
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 01, 2021, 04:41:42 PM
The Seven Pillars of Norman Wisdom  The English comedian's little-known and ultimately abortive attempt to erect an Egyptian temple in Bacup.

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Post by: Gyppo on March 01, 2021, 07:36:52 PM
Fifty Grades of Che

It's little know that Che Guevara was also a keen amateur photographer.  Here in one book, for the first time, is a collection of his monochrome photos from 'The Cuban Years'.
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Post by: thatollie on March 02, 2021, 03:21:14 AM
Through the Plate-Glass: Alice recovers in hospital after "going on an adventure" through a window after refusing to marry her far too old suitor.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 02, 2021, 02:05:58 PM
She Mop

a lyrical tune about Cinderella cleaning up before the ball.
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Post by: DGSquared on March 06, 2021, 11:54:49 AM
The French Lieutenant's Fodder


Woody Allen fancies himself a French military man, a husband, and a father with morals and scruples.
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Post by: Jo Bannister on March 06, 2021, 12:26:27 PM
The Unbearable Lightness of Boeing  The plane-maker cracks anti-gravity. 
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Post by: Gyppo on March 06, 2021, 01:01:33 PM
JEWS!

Israeli scientists create a biologically modified, self-supporting, self-sustaining, maritime superweapon capable of pursuing and destroying nuclear submarines with a single bite.  Makes Captain Nemo's Nautilus look like a bath toy.
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Post by: Spell Chick on March 06, 2021, 02:55:15 PM
Panda Rosa

A cute little Chinese beast named Rosa lives in the American old west. She is discriminated against routinely.