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Title: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 06, 2018, 10:21:12 AM
There once was a lady named Kitty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on January 06, 2018, 11:15:11 AM

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 06, 2018, 12:34:47 PM
There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 06, 2018, 03:13:16 PM
There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
So easily found
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 06, 2018, 03:22:06 PM
There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
so easily found,
between flaps that were also quite pretty.

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 06, 2018, 11:31:38 PM
Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 08, 2018, 09:28:50 AM
Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 08, 2018, 09:30:50 AM
Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
Who had a great stick
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 08, 2018, 09:43:09 AM
Then one day Kitty moved to the city
working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
who had a great stick -
shaped knob which he rubbed on her titty.

A handsome young postman called Neil
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 08, 2018, 10:06:08 AM
A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 08, 2018, 10:14:20 AM
A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 08, 2018, 10:17:42 AM
A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
which made him quite glum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 12, 2018, 09:10:09 AM
A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
which made him quite glum
and ruined his charming appeal



He delivered some sensitive mail
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 12, 2018, 09:23:36 AM
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 12, 2018, 11:12:33 AM
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 12, 2018, 03:19:39 PM
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
The recipient picky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DAnuchan on January 12, 2018, 04:02:51 PM
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
The recipient picky
And Dale inflated a female.


My nickname is Orange, you see.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 12, 2018, 05:56:21 PM
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 13, 2018, 11:46:17 AM
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 13, 2018, 11:47:38 AM
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Unlike my grabby little hand
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 13, 2018, 10:09:25 PM
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Unlike my grabby little hand
or my brain, which is simply a pea.

A juggler of kittens called Mat

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DAnuchan on January 13, 2018, 10:11:42 PM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 13, 2018, 10:15:21 PM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DAnuchan on January 13, 2018, 10:17:13 PM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
on a bright summer day
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 08:25:15 AM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
on a bright summer day
bought a kitten-skin fez. What a twat!

A hipster (with beard) from Poole

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 14, 2018, 08:25:46 AM
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
Fell down a few steps
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 14, 2018, 08:26:45 AM
We have a whoopsie  ;D
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 08:28:56 AM
Fly

The full quote is of course:
Quote
Betty, the cat did a whoopsie on the carpet.

Mark
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 08:29:18 AM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 14, 2018, 08:48:19 AM
We have a whoopsie  ;D

Drat! That's what happens when you go out playing before you've had your morning cuppa.  :-[
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 14, 2018, 08:49:19 AM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 08:57:57 AM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
then unbuttoned his frock
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 14, 2018, 09:06:46 AM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
then unbuttoned his frock
And got out his new Glock
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 14, 2018, 12:54:27 PM
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
then unbuttoned his frock
And got out his new Glock
with rust that was caused from his drool


He discovered the trigger was stuck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2018, 01:16:42 PM
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 14, 2018, 01:24:46 PM
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 06:20:34 PM
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop,
bought a bottle of pop,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 14, 2018, 07:08:25 PM
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop,
bought a bottle of pop,
and drank it all in his truck.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 07:40:11 PM
Singer, You get the honour of starting a new one, when you write L5.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 14, 2018, 07:47:55 PM
Singer, You get the honour of starting a new one, when you write L5.

Nice!

A castrate once outsang a trumpet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 07:51:34 PM
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 15, 2018, 12:00:06 PM
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 15, 2018, 01:02:17 PM
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
like citrusy dung   
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 15, 2018, 04:06:19 PM
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
like citrusy dung   
stuck fast to the backside of a strumpet



With strumpets you must bare in mind
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 15, 2018, 05:45:02 PM
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 17, 2018, 10:21:00 AM
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind
but(t) buyer beware
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 17, 2018, 10:33:45 AM
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind
but(t) buyer beware
if you spot ginger hair
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 17, 2018, 10:27:30 PM
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind
but(t) buyer beware
if you spot ginger hair
She's bound to be the crazy kind

There was an old man from Waterloo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 17, 2018, 10:50:49 PM
There was an old man from Waterloo
who hid in the bushes to poo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 17, 2018, 11:06:16 PM
There was an old man from Waterloo
who hid in the bushes to poo.
So with buttocks apart
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 18, 2018, 01:38:58 AM
There was an old man from Waterloo
who hid in the bushes to poo.
So with buttocks apart
He ripped off a great fart
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Amie on January 18, 2018, 03:51:24 AM
There was an old man from Waterloo
who hid in the bushes to poo.
So with buttocks apart
He ripped off a great fart
But sadly did not follow through.


There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 18, 2018, 04:03:50 AM
There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Who found himself in lots of strife
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 18, 2018, 05:55:36 AM
There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Who found himself in lots of strife
just spinning his wheels
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 18, 2018, 06:40:48 AM

There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Who found himself in lots of strife
just spinning his wheels
And clicking his heels
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 18, 2018, 07:50:36 AM
There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Who found himself in lots of strife
just spinning his wheels
And clicking his heels -
jockish gerbil depression is rife.

An Arabian prince with a grudge
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 19, 2018, 09:12:19 AM
An Arabian prince with a grudge
whose bad habit it was to misjudge
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on January 19, 2018, 09:39:56 AM
An Arabian prince with a grudge
whose bad habit it was to misjudge
entered the formula one
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 19, 2018, 03:15:17 PM
An Arabian prince with a grudge
whose bad habit it was to misjudge
entered the formula one
on the back of a nun 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 20, 2018, 01:42:05 PM
An Arabian prince with a grudge
whose bad habit it was to misjudge
entered the formula one
on the back of a nun
and now had a bad habit of fudge


A Mongolian miner named Paul


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2018, 02:12:49 PM
A Mongolian miner named Paul
in Mongolia mined bugger all
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 20, 2018, 08:01:56 PM

A Mongolian miner named Paul
in Mongolia mined bugger all
But one day he struck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2018, 10:08:42 PM
A Mongolian miner named Paul
in Mongolia mined bugger all
But one day he struck
(due to nothing but luck)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 21, 2018, 06:07:13 AM
A Mongolian miner named Paul
in Mongolia mined bugger all
But one day he struck
(due to nothing but luck)
an ancient Mongolian mall.

There was an old man from Darjeeling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 21, 2018, 07:44:24 AM
There was an old man from Darjeeling
whose woman would never stop squealing
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 21, 2018, 08:30:01 AM
There was an old man from Darjeeling
whose woman would never stop squealing.
If he tickled her clit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 24, 2018, 09:48:57 AM
There was an old man from Darjeeling
whose woman would never stop squealing.
If he tickled her clit
She'd shriek "Don't you quit!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dawn on January 24, 2018, 10:31:42 AM
There was an old man from Darjeeling
whose woman would never stop squealing.
If he tickled her clit
She'd shriek "Don't you quit!"
As she looked up at the mirrored ceiling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 24, 2018, 05:42:37 PM
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Amie on January 24, 2018, 06:11:44 PM
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
You can find varied species to rub
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 24, 2018, 06:19:10 PM
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
You can find varied species to rub
with a nice olive oil
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Amie on January 24, 2018, 07:30:02 PM
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
You can find varied species to rub
with a nice olive oil
and minimal toil
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 24, 2018, 11:07:10 PM
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
You can find varied species to rub
with a nice olive oil
and minimal toil -
far more fun that a pint down the pub.

A boy scout was tying a knot


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 25, 2018, 05:47:21 AM
A boy scout was tying a knot
on a hammock with cords of dry rot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 28, 2018, 10:00:10 AM
A boy scout was tying a knot
on a hammock with cords of dry rot
when his woggle got stuck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on February 08, 2018, 02:45:16 PM
A boy scout was tying a knot
on a hammock with cords of dry rot
when his woggle got stuck
he shouted Oh Fuck!
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 10, 2018, 10:22:40 AM
A boy scout was tying a knot
on a hammock with cords of dry rot
when his woggle got stuck
he shouted Oh Fuck!
He was naked and about to get caught


A one legged woman, morose
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 10, 2018, 10:36:57 AM
A one legged woman, morose,
due to finding she had fewer toes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on February 20, 2018, 08:19:35 AM
A one legged woman, morose,
due to finding she had fewer toes
though she had 2 more feet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 20, 2018, 08:40:37 AM
A one legged woman, morose,
due to finding she had fewer toes
though she had 2 more feet
so could tap out a beat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on February 28, 2018, 04:23:34 PM
A one legged woman, morose,
due to finding she had fewer toes
though she had 2 more feet
so could tap out a beat
and  drums she played with her nose
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 28, 2018, 10:30:55 PM
There was a tall man from Peru
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 01, 2018, 10:03:05 AM
There was a tall man from Peru
who decided to study kung fu
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 01, 2018, 11:06:29 PM
There was a tall man from Peru
who decided to study kung fu
His kicks were outstanding
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 01, 2018, 11:51:08 PM
There was a tall man from Peru
who decided to study kung fu
His kicks were outstanding
But he seemed to keep landing
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 02, 2018, 08:58:14 AM
There was a tall man from Peru
who decided to study kung fu
His kicks were outstanding
But he seemed to keep landing
in piles of Paddington's poo.

The was a short man from Quebec
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 02, 2018, 07:51:34 PM
The was a short man from Quebec
Was radically long in the neck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 02, 2018, 10:54:59 PM
There was a short man from Quebec
who was radically long in the neck.
He could swallow a sword

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 02, 2018, 11:57:32 PM
There was a short man from Quebec
who was radically long in the neck.
He could swallow a sword
Twenty knives on a cord
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 03, 2018, 02:34:59 AM
There was a short man from Quebec
who was radically long in the neck.
He could swallow a sword
Twenty knives on a cord
While josting with his old mate Shrek.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 03, 2018, 08:05:59 AM
On a frozen and snow-covered isle
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 03, 2018, 08:14:18 AM
On a frozen and snow-covered isle
stood a prince with a shit-eating smile
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 03, 2018, 09:06:59 AM
On a frozen and snow-covered isle
stood a prince with a shit-eating smile.
A princess he sought
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 03, 2018, 11:47:59 PM
On a frozen and snow-covered isle
stood a prince with a shit-eating smile.
A princess he sought
but the search was so fraught
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 09:33:27 AM
On a frozen and snow-covered isle
stood a prince with a shit-eating smile.
A princess he sought
but the search was so fraught
that he went back to bed for a while.

In the spring he woke rested and lusty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 10:17:17 AM
In the spring he woke rested and lusty
His renewed search an absolute musty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 02:54:06 PM
In the spring he woke rested and lusty
His renewed search an absolute musty
So he set off for York
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 03:32:50 PM
In the spring he woke rested and lusty
His renewed search an absolute musty
So he set off for York
With a sandwich of pork
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 03:58:06 PM
In the spring he woke rested and lusty
His renewed search an absolute musty
So he set off for York
With a sandwich of pork
and dreaming of gals hot and busty.

Halfway there his poor horse threw a shoe 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 04:20:19 PM
Halfway there his poor horse threw a shoe
And landed him right in the poo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 04:35:21 PM
Halfway there his poor horse threw a shoe
And landed him right in the poo.
But worse was to come
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 04:41:00 PM
Halfway there his poor horse threw a shoe
And landed him right in the poo.
But worse was to come
With his flies left undone
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 04:50:28 PM
Halfway there his poor horse threw a shoe
And landed him right in the poo.
But worse was to come
With his flies left undone
his penis and scrotum turned blue.

"Can I warm those things for you?" asked Lin
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 04:57:16 PM
"Can I warm those things for you?" asked Lin
And your pubes need a bit of a trim
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 05:01:19 PM
"Can I warm those things for you?" asked Lin
And your pubes need a bit of a trim.
What a kind little lass
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 05:03:12 PM
"Can I warm those things for you?" asked Lin
And your pubes need a bit of a trim.
What a kind little lass
Or you making a pass?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 05:26:27 PM
"Can I warm those things for you?" asked Lin
And your pubes need a bit of a trim.
What a kind little lass
Or you making a pass?
and I do like the beard on her chin.

Princess Linda was crowned the next day
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 05:34:15 PM
Princess Linda was crowned the next day
Ate sweetmeats brought round on a tray
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 05:43:36 PM
Princess Linda was crowned the next day
Ate sweetmeats brought round on a tray
and the prince drank some mead
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 05:52:14 PM
Princess Linda was crowned the next day
Ate sweetmeats brought round on a tray
and the prince drank some mead
And they both smoked some weed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 06:01:24 PM
Princess Linda was crowned the next day
Ate sweetmeats brought round on a tray
and the prince drank some mead
And they both smoked some weed
while the horse ate the bridesmaid's bouquet.

That night in the honeymoon suite
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 06:17:36 PM
That night in the honeymoon suite
They fitted together a treat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 04, 2018, 07:36:31 PM
That night in the honeymoon suite
They fitted together a treat
Lin's squeals of delight
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 04, 2018, 09:08:52 PM
That night in the honeymoon suite
They fitted together a treat
Lin's squeals of delight
Were heard till morning light
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 05, 2018, 07:50:16 AM
That night in the honeymoon suite
They fitted together a treat
Lin's squeals of delight
Were heard till morning light
and they'd probably ruined the sheet.

Prince Dick was a little bit sore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 05, 2018, 10:01:22 AM
Prince Dick was a little bit sore
And regretted his thricely encore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 05, 2018, 04:34:57 PM
Prince Dick was a little bit sore
And regretted his thricely encore.
When Lin's phallus of brass
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 06, 2018, 02:53:40 PM
Prince Dick was a little bit sore
And regretted his thricely encore.
When Lin's phallus of brass
Was a pain up the arse
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 06, 2018, 07:03:00 PM
Prince Dick was a little bit sore
And regretted his thricely encore.
When Lin's phallus of brass
Was a pain up the arse
he shouldn't have begged her for more.

Princess Lin wanted peacock for lunch
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 06, 2018, 11:53:23 PM
Princess Lin wanted peacock for lunch
Uncooked bones were a pleasure to crunch
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 07, 2018, 12:26:42 AM
Princess Lin wanted peacock for lunch
Uncooked bones were a pleasure to crunch
Till one stuck firm in her throat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 07, 2018, 09:08:58 AM
Princess Lin wanted peacock for lunch
Uncooked bones were a pleasure to crunch
Till one stuck firm in her throat
(a risk quite remote)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 07, 2018, 07:35:01 PM
Princess Lin wanted peacock for lunch
Uncooked bones were a pleasure to crunch
Till one stuck firm in her throat
(a risk quite remote)
But still managed to pack quite a punch.

He wanted her right from the start
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 07, 2018, 10:59:18 PM
He wanted her right from the start
so wooed her with meals a la carte.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 07, 2018, 11:34:12 PM
He wanted her right from the start
so wooed her with meals a la carte.
Tiny delicacies
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 08, 2018, 06:49:53 AM
He wanted her right from the start
so wooed her with meals a la carte.
Tiny delicacies
such as toasted bees-knees
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 08, 2018, 07:17:34 AM
He wanted her right from the start
so wooed her with meals a la carte.
Tiny delicacies
such as toasted bees-knees
And slithers of chocolate cream tart.


He felt he was making good progress
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 08, 2018, 08:58:48 AM
He felt he was making good progress
'til he served her steamed goat buttock abscess
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 08, 2018, 10:29:23 AM
He felt he was making good progress
'til he served her steamed goat buttock abscess
Pus dripped from her chin
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 08, 2018, 01:25:53 PM
He felt he was making good progress
'til he served her steamed goat buttock abscess
Pus dripped from her chin
and plopped into her gin
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 10, 2018, 10:53:18 AM
He felt he was making good progress
'til he served her steamed goat buttock abscess
Pus dripped from her chin
and plopped into her gin
And made a big mess of her dress

Without further ado she billed him
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 10, 2018, 11:03:32 AM
Without further ado she billed him,
her audacious sluttishness thrilled him
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 13, 2018, 02:02:52 AM
Without further ado she billed him,
her audacious sluttishness thrilled him
Till one day she shed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 13, 2018, 07:13:48 AM
Without further ado she billed him,
her audacious sluttishness thrilled him
Till one day she shed
her pelt on his bed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on March 13, 2018, 08:35:53 PM
Without further ado she billed him,
her audacious sluttishness thrilled him
Till one day she shed
her pelt on his bed
And removing it fair near killed him.

One summer night it snowed up a storm
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 13, 2018, 10:37:30 PM
One summer night it snowed up a storm
and the dildos were barely lukewarm
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 04, 2018, 10:30:19 PM
One summer night it snowed up a storm
and the dildos were barely lukewarm
When in through the door
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 05, 2018, 09:24:54 AM
One summer night it snowed up a storm
and the dildos were barely lukewarm
When in through the door
hopped a one-legged whore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 05, 2018, 08:50:21 PM
One summer night it snowed up a storm
and the dildos were barely lukewarm
When in through the door
hopped a one-legged whore
With a twenty percent discount form.

Just sign here to get yourself laid
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 05, 2018, 10:20:34 PM
Just sign here to get yourself laid
said a postman dressed mainly in suede.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 05, 2018, 11:39:23 PM
Just sign here to get yourself laid
said a postman dressed mainly in suede.
I won't tell a soul
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 06, 2018, 07:54:04 AM
Just sign here to get yourself laid
said a postman dressed mainly in suede.
I won't tell a soul
That you reached your goal
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 06, 2018, 03:02:15 PM
Just sign here to get yourself laid
said a postman dressed mainly in suede.
I won't tell a soul
That you reached your goal
to bonk 'til your bell-end was frayed.

That's something that hand cream can't fix
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 07, 2018, 07:17:02 PM
That's something that hand cream can't fix
So I sent the doctor some pics
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 07, 2018, 10:29:45 PM
That's something that hand cream can't fix
So I sent the doctor some pics.
She replied with a plea
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 07, 2018, 10:32:35 PM
That's something that hand cream can't fix
So I sent the doctor some pics.
She replied with a plea
Send him straight round to me
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 07, 2018, 10:36:39 PM
That's something that hand cream can't fix
So I sent the doctor some pics.
She replied with a plea
Send him straight round to me;
I enjoy a young man with two dicks.

A zombie went looking for food
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 08, 2018, 01:58:13 AM
A zombie went looking for food,
A pony that had not been shooed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 08, 2018, 08:42:51 AM
A zombie went looking for food:
a pony that had not been shooed;
a goat in pink slippers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 08, 2018, 10:57:53 AM
A zombie went looking for food:
a pony that had not been shooed;
a goat in pink slippers
with very loose zippers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 08, 2018, 02:15:31 PM
A zombie went looking for food:
a pony that had not been shooed;
a goat in pink slippers
with very loose zippers
and a porcupine wearing a snood.

His insatiable appetite grew

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 09, 2018, 12:44:56 AM
His insatiable appetite grew
To a bowl of porcupine stew
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 09, 2018, 01:14:47 PM
His insatiable appetite grew
To a bowl of porcupine stew
seasoned with brain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 10, 2018, 12:14:52 AM
His insatiable appetite grew
To a bowl of porcupine stew
seasoned with brain
and raw sugar cane
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 10, 2018, 09:17:49 AM
His insatiable appetite grew
To a bowl of porcupine stew
seasoned with brain
and raw sugar cane
and a side dish of broiled gnu.

In a place where the bongo tree thrives
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 11, 2018, 09:24:05 AM
In a place where the bongo tree thrives
And the wildlife are covered in hives
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 11, 2018, 09:39:47 AM
In a place where the bongo tree thrives
And the wildlife are covered in hives
lives a wombat called Bert
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 11, 2018, 11:35:25 AM
In a place where the bongo tree thrives
And the wildlife are covered in hives
lives a wombat called Bert,
a vegan convert
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 11, 2018, 12:40:45 PM
In a place where the bongo tree thrives
And the wildlife are covered in hives
lives a wombat called Bert,
a vegan convert,
with his five nymphomaniac wives.

His third wife's a honey called Mandy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 11, 2018, 02:08:33 PM


His third wife's a honey called Mandy
We all know that Mandy is randy

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 11, 2018, 07:23:15 PM
His third wife's a honey called Mandy
We all know that Mandy is randy
So please form a queue
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DAnuchan on April 11, 2018, 10:02:49 PM
His third wife's a honey called Mandy
We all know that Mandy is randy
So please form a queue
With zippers askew
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 12, 2018, 06:55:36 AM
His third wife's a honey called Mandy
We all know that Mandy is randy
So please form a queue
With zippers askew
And pay her in assorted candy


The candy should be well packed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 14, 2018, 01:28:09 PM
The candy should be well packed
in boxes, then carefully stacked.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 14, 2018, 02:01:23 PM
The candy should be well packed
in boxes, then carefully stacked.
In neat little rows
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 14, 2018, 04:20:45 PM
The candy should be well packed
in boxes, then carefully stacked.
In neat little rows
like square cardboard toes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 14, 2018, 06:00:06 PM
The candy should be well packed
in boxes, then carefully stacked.
In neat little rows
like square cardboard toes
With paperwork easily tracked.

The swine's gone and done it again
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 14, 2018, 07:51:26 PM
The swine's gone and done it again;
he shat in my handbag and then,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 19, 2018, 07:57:11 PM
The swine's gone and done it again;
he shat in my handbag and then,
He spat in my tea
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DAnuchan on April 19, 2018, 08:46:07 PM
The swine's gone and done it again;
he shat in my handbag and then,
He spat in my tea
And shouted, "Dear me!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 19, 2018, 09:38:55 PM
The swine's gone and done it again;
he shat in my handbag and then,
He spat in my tea
And shouted, "Dear me!
You shouldn't have stolen my pen!!"

A pen stealing ingrate from Leeds
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 26, 2018, 12:42:52 PM
A pen stealing ingrate from Leeds
Thieves a nib that exceeds all needs
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 26, 2018, 01:38:33 PM
A pen stealing ingrate from Leeds
Thieves a nib that exceeds all needs
Then with fingers all inky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 26, 2018, 02:45:49 PM
A pen stealing ingrate from Leeds
Thieves a nib that exceeds all needs
Then with fingers all inky
Except for his pinky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 26, 2018, 03:01:37 PM
A pen stealing ingrate from Leeds
Thieves a nib that exceeds all needs
Then with fingers all inky
Except for his pinky
he comitted unspeakable deeds.

Now the princess has ink on her quim
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 29, 2018, 11:25:13 PM
Now the princess has ink on her quim
From the bike seat she used at the gym
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 30, 2018, 12:10:36 PM
Now the princess has ink on her quim
From the bike seat she used at the gym.
So let's get her to squat
and create an inkblot

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 30, 2018, 04:21:35 PM
Now the princess has ink on her quim
From the bike seat she used at the gym.
So let's get her to squat
and create an inkblot
Call it art going out on a limb.

And so blows the cold wind of summer
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 30, 2018, 05:39:17 PM
And so blows the cold wind of summer
and that, let's be blunt, is a bummer!
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 30, 2018, 05:48:15 PM
And so blows the cold wind of summer
and that, let's be blunt, is a bummer!
Blossom is shivering
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 30, 2018, 07:26:41 PM
And so blows the cold wind of summer
and that, let's be blunt, is a bummer!
Blossom is shivering
while branches are slivering
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 01, 2018, 09:23:45 AM
And so blows the cold wind of summer
and that, let's be blunt, is a bummer!
Blossom is shivering
while branches are slivering
And my feet just couldn't be numb-er  ;)

The wind from her arse blew a gale
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 01, 2018, 01:30:57 PM
The wind from her arse blew a gale
and the blast blew the shell from a snail
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 24, 2018, 05:42:16 PM
The wind from her arse blew a gale
and the blast blew the shell from a snail,
who turned to his mate
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on May 25, 2018, 06:09:41 AM
The wind from her arse blew a gale
and the blast blew the shell from a snail,
who turned to his mate
and began to berate
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on June 02, 2018, 03:17:33 PM
The wind from her arse blew a gale
and the blast blew the shell from a snail,
who turned to his mate
and began to berate
As over the fence it did sail.

Her face carried three double chins
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 02, 2018, 03:31:14 PM
Her face carried three double chins
and a nipple-shaped wart for her sins.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 07, 2018, 09:07:57 AM
Her face carried three double chins
and a nipple-shaped wart for her sins.
An arse like a bucket
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 12, 2018, 09:51:58 PM
Her face carried three double chins
and a nipple-shaped wart for her sins.
An arse like a bucket
the size of Nantucket
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 12, 2018, 11:54:11 PM
Her face carried three double chins
and a nipple-shaped wart for her sins.
An arse like a bucket
the size of Nantucket
With both arms flapping like bat wings.

She sat with legs crossed at the bar
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 25, 2018, 11:10:59 PM
She sat with legs crossed at the bar
smoking a Cuban cigar.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 26, 2018, 04:54:38 AM
She sat with legs crossed at the bar
smoking a Cuban cigar.
When in walked young Ed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 26, 2018, 10:29:41 AM
She sat with legs crossed at the bar
smoking a Cuban cigar.
When in walked young Ed
with some warm garlic bread
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 27, 2018, 03:55:49 AM
She sat with legs crossed at the bar
smoking a Cuban cigar.
When in walked young Ed
with some warm garlic bread
to eat in the hot bubbling spa

Ed slipped and the bread fell in deep
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dwin on June 27, 2018, 12:48:48 PM
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
Which made opening it quite tricky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 27, 2018, 10:04:02 PM
Hey Dwin, not sure which page you are on mate  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 28, 2018, 10:54:57 PM
Hey Dwin, not sure which page you are on mate  ;D ;D ;D

That would be page 1  :D
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 28, 2018, 11:02:34 PM
Ed slipped and the bread fell in deep
confusing a lecherous creep
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dwin on July 03, 2018, 12:45:47 PM
Ed slipped and the bread fell in deep
confusing a lecherous creep
Getting his thrills on the cheap

(hopefully correct page this time :-[)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 14, 2018, 08:04:53 AM
Ed slipped and the bread fell in deep
confusing a lecherous creep
Getting his thrills on the cheap
as he watched a sheared sheep
getting pissed on by Little Bo Peep.

"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on August 14, 2018, 12:09:59 PM
"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
"You're crazy. What wrong with your head?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on August 16, 2018, 03:58:50 AM
"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
"You're crazy. What wrong with your head?"
 Bo's sheep are all quite kinky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 18, 2018, 03:57:18 PM
"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
"You're crazy. What wrong with your head?"
Bo's sheep are all quite kinky,
unlike her pet minke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on August 19, 2018, 01:46:16 AM
"Don't piss on that sheep!" the man said.
"You're crazy. What wrong with your head?"
Bo's sheep are all quite kinky,
unlike her pet minke
Which she snuggles each night in bed


Old Man Brown was a totin
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Amie on August 19, 2018, 09:04:36 AM
Old Man Brown was a totin
A musket whose barrel was smokin
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 19, 2018, 09:07:23 AM
Old Man Brown was a totin
A musket whose barrel was smokin.
And behind lay a trail
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on August 19, 2018, 09:44:49 AM
Old Man Brown was a totin
A musket whose barrel was smokin.
And behind lay a trail
Made by a giant snail
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 19, 2018, 09:57:30 AM
Old Man Brown was a totin
A musket whose barrel was smokin.
And behind lay a trail
Made by a giant snail
on its way to a soiree in Woking.

A meeting of snails big and small
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Amie on August 19, 2018, 10:15:27 AM
A meeting of snails big and small
Decided to host a Grand Ball
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 19, 2018, 01:03:14 PM
A meeting of snails big and small
Decided to host a Grand Ball.
Of course black tie and tails
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on August 20, 2018, 03:46:12 AM
A meeting of snails big and small
Decided to host a Grand Ball.
Of course black tie and tails
For the handsome snail males
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 20, 2018, 07:33:30 AM
A meeting of snails big and small
Decided to host a Grand Ball.
Of course black tie and tails
For the handsome snail males.
And the venue, well, any old wall.

"l'escargot!" Pierre yelled with glee
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on August 22, 2018, 03:24:57 PM
"l'escargot!" Pierre yelled with glee
as he saw it crawl up his knee
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 22, 2018, 04:38:11 PM
"l'escargot!" Pierre yelled with glee
as he saw it crawl up his knee.
"Bring the garlic, Jean-Paul!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on August 23, 2018, 11:26:32 PM
"l'escargot!" Pierre yelled with glee
as he saw it crawl up his knee.
"Bring the garlic, Jean-Paul
And please slather it all"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 25, 2018, 09:41:54 AM
"l'escargot!" Pierre yelled with glee
as he saw it crawl up his knee.
"Bring the garlic, Jean-Paul
And please slather it all
on the snail and then all over me."

Garlic bread and a nice cup of tea

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on August 30, 2018, 06:49:52 PM
Garlic bread and a nice cup of tea
for your date, now she's gotta go pee
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on August 30, 2018, 07:54:43 PM
Garlic bread and a nice cup of tea
for your date, now she's gotta go pee
on an orange man's head.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 01, 2018, 01:53:33 AM
Garlic bread and a nice cup of tea
for your date, now she's gotta go pee
on an orange man's head.
Sponged with said bread
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 04, 2018, 07:42:37 AM
Garlic bread and a nice cup of tea
for your date, now she's gotta go pee
on an orange man's head.
Sponged with said bread
Lucky he got the whole lot for free
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 06, 2018, 11:08:33 AM
A bootlicker, not in good graces
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 07, 2018, 07:40:23 AM
A bootlicker, not in good graces
Was caught stealing the town bikes braces
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 07, 2018, 08:25:19 AM
A bootlicker, not in good graces
Was caught stealing the town bikes braces
with hands in the air
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 09, 2018, 06:52:20 AM
A bootlicker, not in good graces
Was caught stealing the town bikes braces
with hands in the air
and bared derrière
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 10, 2018, 06:12:14 AM
A bootlicker, not in good graces
Was caught stealing the town bikes braces
with hands in the air
and bared derrière
he bent over to tie his shoelaces


A girl with a porcupine pet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 10, 2018, 06:17:44 AM
A girl with a porcupine pet
Took him into the local vet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 10, 2018, 09:30:48 AM
A girl with a porcupine pet
Took him into the local vet
to get it checked out
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 10, 2018, 04:11:57 PM
A girl with a porcupine pet
Took him into the local vet
to get it checked out
for a wart on the snout
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 11, 2018, 04:07:21 AM
A girl with a porcupine pet
Took him into the local vet
to get it checked out
for a wart on the snout
and excessive bodily sweat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 11, 2018, 07:25:13 AM
The doctor was somewhat perplexed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 11, 2018, 07:31:39 AM
The doctor was somewhat perplexed
and told Deb she needed more sex
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 11, 2018, 09:33:03 AM
The doctor was somewhat perplexed
and told Deb she needed more sex
Heartily, she agreed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 11, 2018, 11:45:35 AM
The doctor was somewhat perplexed
and told Deb she needed more sex
Heartily, she agreed
and got on with the deed,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 12, 2018, 07:45:18 AM
The doctor was somewhat perplexed
and told Deb she needed more sex
Heartily, she agreed
and got on with the deed,
when she'd done she hollered, "Whose next?"


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 12, 2018, 07:47:44 AM
A queue was formed right round the block
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 13, 2018, 05:26:13 AM
A queue was formed right round the block
To play a game called, "Beat the Clock"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 13, 2018, 07:17:07 AM
A queue was formed right round the block
To play a game called, "Beat the Clock"
One chap misheard the name
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 13, 2018, 08:30:57 AM
A queue was formed right round the block
To play a game called, "Beat the Clock"
One chap misheard the name
Hanging his head in shame
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 13, 2018, 09:16:39 AM
A queue was formed right round the block
To play a game called, "Beat the Clock"
One chap misheard the name
Hanging his head in shame
as he eagerly walloped his cock.

A nimble young lady from Chester
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2018, 05:32:10 AM
A nimble young lady from Chester
Met up with the local molester
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2018, 07:32:32 AM
A nimble young lady from Chester
Met up with the local molester.
As she dodged his advance
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 14, 2018, 07:34:58 AM
A nimble young lady from Chester
Met up with the local molester.
As she dodged his advance
He pulled down his pants
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2018, 08:07:37 AM
A nimble young lady from Chester
Met up with the local molester.
As she dodged his advance
He pulled down his pants -
polyester pants, purchased in Leicester.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 14, 2018, 09:58:33 AM
He startled the timorous vicar
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2018, 10:53:07 AM
He startled the timorous vicar
whilst taking a sip of malt liquor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2018, 12:11:07 PM
He startled the timorous vicar
whilst taking a sip of malt liquor.
"Do you have any ice?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 14, 2018, 01:03:28 PM

He startled the timorous vicar
whilst taking a sip of malt liquor.
"Do you have any ice?"
And a lemon slice
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 14, 2018, 01:31:44 PM
He startled the timorous vicar
whilst taking a sip of malt liquor.
"Do you have any ice?"
And a lemon slice?
Could the funeral go a bit quicker?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2018, 01:34:51 PM
The timorous vicar, though drunk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2018, 01:36:05 PM
The timorous vicar, though drunk
was timorously shagging a monk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2018, 01:37:50 PM
The timorous vicar, though drunk
was timorously shagging a monk
until the long robe
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 14, 2018, 02:06:53 PM
The timorous vicar, though drunk
was timorously shagging a monk
until the long robe
wrapped itself round his probe
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 14, 2018, 03:36:42 PM
The timorous vicar, though drunk
was timorously shagging a monk
until the long robe
wrapped itself round his probe
spinning both in a tea bagging funk



"Say! Don't dunk yer balls over here"


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Amie on September 14, 2018, 08:14:10 PM
Say! Don't dunk yer balls over here
As the waters are currently clear
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 15, 2018, 06:57:32 AM
Say! Don't dunk yer balls over here
As the waters are currently clear
We don't want it cloudy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 15, 2018, 07:00:10 AM

Say! Don't dunk yer balls over here
As the waters are currently clear
We don't want it cloudy
With all of your dowdy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 15, 2018, 08:13:09 AM
Say! Don't dunk yer balls over here
As the waters are currently clear
We don't want it cloudy
With all of your dowdy
you'd be better to dunk them in beer.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 15, 2018, 08:30:44 AM
A comedian on the bagpipes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 15, 2018, 09:01:18 AM
A comedian on the bagpipes
was killing the Stars and Stripes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 16, 2018, 05:53:15 AM
A comedian on the bagpipes
was killing the Stars and Stripes
'till he ran out of air
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2018, 08:50:55 AM
A comedian on the bagpipes
was killing the Stars and Stripes
'till he ran out of air
and so in despair
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 17, 2018, 09:08:37 AM
A comedian on the bagpipes
was killing the Stars and Stripes
'till he ran out of air
and so in despair
shouted Bother!, Oh Lummy! and Cripes!
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 17, 2018, 09:14:51 AM
A passenger flying, First Class
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2018, 09:46:05 AM
A passenger flying, First Class
was heading for home in Alsace
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 17, 2018, 09:49:10 AM
A passenger flying, First Class
was heading for home in Alsace
whined, "My drink is cold!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 17, 2018, 10:06:37 PM
A passenger flying, First Class
was heading for home in Alsace
whined, "My drink is cold!"
and the chips are old
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2018, 10:44:15 PM
A passenger flying, First Class
was heading for home in Alsace
whined, "My drink is cold!"
and the chips are old
and a peanut is wedged in my ass.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 01:54:21 AM
"Great minds think alike!" the girl screamed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 18, 2018, 01:57:03 AM
"Great minds think alike!" the girl screamed
"It's more than I ever have dreamed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 02:46:25 AM
"Great minds think alike!" the girl screamed
"It's more than I ever have dreamed!"
She pondered some more
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 18, 2018, 03:44:14 AM
"Great minds think alike!" the girl screamed
"It's more than I ever have dreamed!"
She pondered some more
Than ran for the door
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 18, 2018, 08:58:51 AM
"Great minds think alike!" the girl screamed
"It's more than I ever have dreamed!"
She pondered some more
than ran for the door
as the man in the wombat suit beamed.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 09:45:28 AM
Then his wombat suit started to molt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 18, 2018, 09:52:47 AM
Then his wombat suit started to molt.
He said, "Robin, this is your fault!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 09:54:46 AM
Then his wombat suit started to molt.
He said, "Robin, this is your fault!"
"Twas Batman who washed it!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 18, 2018, 09:57:37 AM
Then his wombat suit started to molt.
He said, "Robin, this is your fault!"
"Twas Batman who washed it!
And Alfred who squashed it!!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 10:19:52 AM
Then his wombat suit started to molt.
He said, "Robin, this is your fault!"
"Twas Batman who washed it!
And Alfred who squashed it!!'
The Commissioner added the salt!



As Cat Woman choked on the hairballs
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 18, 2018, 11:47:51 AM
As Cat Woman choked on the hairballs
the Joker made one of his rare calls


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 11:54:19 AM
As Cat Woman choked on the hairballs
the Joker made one of his rare calls
to the Penguin in black
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 18, 2018, 12:32:44 PM
As Cat Woman choked on the hairballs
the Joker made one of his rare calls
to the Penguin in black
(with the feathery crack)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 18, 2018, 01:42:36 PM
As Cat Woman choked on the hairballs
the Joker made one of his rare calls
to the Penguin in black
(with the feathery crack)
who often was injured in stair falls.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 18, 2018, 01:54:24 PM
"Say, Penguin are you a Chinstrap?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 22, 2018, 03:43:19 PM
"Say, Penguin are you a Chinstrap?"
said the bolero wearing wombat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 23, 2018, 09:08:57 AM
"Say, Penguin are you a Chinstrap?"
said the bolero wearing wombat.
The penguin went bonkers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2018, 10:18:02 AM
"Say, Penguin are you a Chinstrap?"
said the bolero wearing wombat.
The penguin went bonkers
grabbed some lady's knockers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 23, 2018, 10:52:53 AM
"Say, Penguin are you a Chinstrap?"
said the bolero wearing wombat.
The penguin went bonkers
grabbed some lady's knockers
then shat in a rabbi's skullcap.

Last Sunday I drove to Darjeeling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2018, 11:57:24 AM
Last Sunday I drove to Darjeeling
as skin on my nose started peeling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 26, 2018, 01:04:57 PM
Last Sunday I drove to Darjeeling
as skin on my nose started peeling
So I asked a fakir
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 26, 2018, 06:35:12 PM
Last Sunday I drove to Darjeeling
as skin on my nose started peeling
So I asked a fakir
and his chum Sid the Seer
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 27, 2018, 10:52:53 AM
Last Sunday I drove to Darjeeling
as skin on my nose started peeling
So I asked a fakir
and his chum Sid the Seer
for a potion to help with the healing

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 27, 2018, 11:15:07 AM
I was baking a nice Bakewell tart
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 27, 2018, 11:40:14 AM
I was baking a nice Bakewell tart
when the whole ****ing thing fell apart
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 27, 2018, 11:45:04 AM
I was baking a nice Bakewell tart
when the whole ****ing thing fell apart
My wife was to blame
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 28, 2018, 09:09:50 AM
I was baking a nice Bakewell tart
when the whole ****ing thing fell apart
My wife was to blame
and was heard to exclaim
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on September 28, 2018, 09:18:44 AM
I was baking a nice Bakewell tart
when the whole ****ing thing fell apart
My wife was to blame
and was heard to exclaim
sorry, but I just had to fart
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 28, 2018, 10:34:07 AM
As her fart wandered into the street
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 28, 2018, 01:10:38 PM
As her fart wandered into the street
on its one-hundred tiny brown feet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 28, 2018, 01:39:44 PM
As her fart wandered into the street
on its one-hundred tiny brown feet
the town-folk all fainted
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 28, 2018, 05:28:28 PM
As her fart wandered into the street
on its one-hundred tiny brown feet
the town-folk all fainted
and soon were acquainted
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on September 29, 2018, 02:27:32 AM
As her fart wandered into the street
on its one-hundred tiny brown feet
the town-folk all fainted
and soon were acquainted
with a smell that wasn't quite sweet


Sweet smelling farts a so rare
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 29, 2018, 04:54:18 AM
Sweet smelling farts a so rare
especially in dairy-air
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 29, 2018, 09:37:13 AM
Sweet smelling farts a so rare
especially in dairy-air.
And farts don't have lumps
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 02, 2018, 05:07:59 PM
Sweet smelling farts a so rare
especially in dairy-air.
And farts don't have lumps
or stinky, wet clumps
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 02, 2018, 07:50:42 PM
Sweet smelling farts a so rare
especially in dairy-air.
And farts don't have lumps
or stinky, wet clumps
but a good one might singe your arse hair.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 03, 2018, 03:27:15 AM
The smell of singed hair filled the air
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 03, 2018, 06:40:07 AM
The smell of singed hair filled the air
And fell upon Washington Square
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 06, 2018, 09:52:58 PM
The smell of singed hair filled the air
And fell upon Washington Square
where men in white wigs
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 06, 2018, 10:48:55 PM
The smell of singed hair filled the air
And fell upon Washington Square
where men in white wigs
danced maritime jigs
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 06, 2018, 11:03:54 PM
The smell of singed hair filled the air
And fell upon Washington Square
where men in white wigs
danced maritime jigs
While their wives looked on in despair
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 07, 2018, 09:00:20 AM
There is a frightening verisimilitude about that last one  :-[

There were peanuts all over the floor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 07, 2018, 09:13:12 AM
There is a frightening verisimilitude about that last one  :-[

Sadly true.

There were peanuts all over the floor
when a cowboy strolled in the front door
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 07, 2018, 09:19:26 AM
There were peanuts all over the floor
when a cowboy strolled in the front door.
The nuts crunched underfoot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 07, 2018, 09:23:32 AM
There were peanuts all over the floor
when a cowboy strolled in the front door.
The nuts crunched underfoot
as he tripped on a boot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 07, 2018, 09:36:06 AM
There were peanuts all over the floor
when a cowboy strolled in the front door.
Nuts crunched underfoot
as he tripped on a boot
"What the fork's goin' on here?" he swore.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 07, 2018, 09:37:15 AM
The dancers all broke into laughter
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 07, 2018, 09:59:39 AM
The dancers all broke into laughter
at the thing that swung down from the rafters.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 07, 2018, 10:03:58 AM
The dancers all broke into laughter
at the thing that swung down from the rafters
with a prehensile tail
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 07, 2018, 01:21:51 PM
The dancers all broke into laughter
at the thing that swung down from the rafters
with a prehensile tail
it was juggling a snail
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 07, 2018, 09:54:18 PM
The dancers all broke into laughter
at the thing that swung down from the rafters
with a prehensile tail
it was juggling a snail
So it couldn't go any faster
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 08, 2018, 11:34:35 AM
The poor snail was in quite a tizzy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 08, 2018, 11:37:06 AM

The poor snail was in quite a tizzy
The  juggling had made him real dizzy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 08, 2018, 11:40:40 AM
The poor snail was in quite a tizzy
The  juggling had made him real dizzy
He pinched the mean monkey
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 08, 2018, 08:23:20 PM
The poor snail was in quite a tizzy
The  juggling had made him real dizzy
He pinched the mean monkey
Does that sound too funky?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 09, 2018, 11:43:53 AM
The poor snail was in quite a tizzy
The  juggling had made him real dizzy
He pinched the mean monkey
Does that sound too funky?
I can't finish this I'm too busy.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 09, 2018, 11:58:26 AM
So Dylan jumped onto his donkey
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 09, 2018, 04:00:58 PM
So Dylan jumped onto his donkey;
a lovely white ass he'd named honky.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 09, 2018, 11:09:22 PM
So Dylan jumped onto his donkey;
a lovely white ass he'd named honky.
But he bucked so hard
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 10, 2018, 07:25:32 AM
So Dylan jumped onto his donkey;
a lovely white ass he'd named honky.
But he bucked so hard
Dylan wobbled like lard
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 10, 2018, 10:07:07 AM
So Dylan jumped onto his donkey;
a lovely white ass he'd named honky.
But he bucked so hard
Dylan wobbled like lard
That he felt like he'd kissed a zombi.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 11, 2018, 09:02:44 AM
The limerick now is unlawful
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 12, 2018, 02:03:02 AM
The limerick now is unlawful
And some are just plain awful
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 12, 2018, 04:27:51 AM
The limerick now is unlawful
And some are just plain awful
Some stutter and spit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 12, 2018, 06:26:37 AM
The limerick now is unlawful
And some are just plain awful
Some stutter and spit
But never quite fit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 12, 2018, 07:57:16 AM
The limerick now is unlawful
And some are just plain awful
Some stutter and spit
But never quite fit
and the worst ones, don't even rhyme.

A polyglot show-off from Wells
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 12, 2018, 09:24:25 AM
A polyglot show-off from Wells
sagte mon  ЉЌЎДЖК  ﷼﷼﷼  smells
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 12, 2018, 10:08:36 AM
A polyglot show-off from Wells
sagte mon  ЉЌЎДЖК  ﷼﷼﷼  smells
like a plate of hot stew
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 12, 2018, 12:34:46 PM
A polyglot show-off from Wells
sagte mon  ЉЌЎДЖК  ﷼﷼﷼  smells
like a plate of hot stew
made from elephant poo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 12, 2018, 01:17:53 PM
A polyglot show-off from Wells
sagte mon  ЉЌЎДЖК  ﷼﷼﷼  smells
like a plate of hot stew
made from elephant poo.
He was charged with abusing gazelles.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 12, 2018, 02:16:05 PM
An unfortunate lady called Flappy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 12, 2018, 09:21:30 PM
An unfortunate lady called Flappy
Lived with a man not so happy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 13, 2018, 03:25:26 PM
An unfortunate lady called Flappy
Lived with a man not so happy
He'd grumble and cuss
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 13, 2018, 06:57:15 PM
An unfortunate lady called Flappy
Lived with a man not so happy
He'd grumble and cuss
and tighten his truss
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 14, 2018, 07:05:15 AM
An unfortunate lady called Flappy
Lived with a man not so happy
He'd grumble and cuss
and tighten his truss,
drink too much and sing songs rather sappy


He'd sing loudly to strangers and puppies
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 14, 2018, 08:45:59 AM
He'd sing loudly to strangers and puppies.
Folk songs 'bout middle-class yuppies
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 15, 2018, 06:00:32 AM
He'd sing loudly to strangers and puppies.
Folk songs 'bout middle-class yuppies
He'd yodel and tap his foot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 15, 2018, 07:18:41 AM
He'd sing loudly to strangers and puppies.
Folk songs 'bout middle-class yuppies
He'd yodel and tap his foot
his chin out, he would jut
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 15, 2018, 09:12:02 AM
He'd sing loudly to strangers and puppies.
Folk songs 'bout middle-class yuppies
He'd yodel and tap his foot
his chin out, he would jut
while he fashioned jewelry from live guppies

Vegans and PETA groups went insane
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 17, 2018, 09:27:48 AM
Now DG, I like you a lot.
But an limerick line this is not.
Please take a look -
for a quick nip and tuck
would help us get out of a spot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 18, 2018, 07:59:44 AM
Bloody perfectionist!

A vegan called Vince went insane
and strangled his wife with a chain.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 18, 2018, 08:31:41 AM
A vegan called Vince went insane
and strangled his wife with a chain.
Then, taking an saw,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 18, 2018, 11:25:22 AM

A vegan called Vince went insane
and strangled his wife with a chain.
Then, taking an saw,
He cut him in four
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 18, 2018, 11:35:36 AM
A vegan called Vince went insane
and strangled his wife with a chain.
Then, taking an saw,
he cut her in four.
Thus proving that meat keeps you sane

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 18, 2018, 02:13:06 PM
A meat-eater sat down and strained
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 18, 2018, 02:22:23 PM
A meat-eater sat down and strained
‘I can’t cut this steak!’, he maintained.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 19, 2018, 02:45:06 PM
Apologies for my lack of sense earlier.


A meat-eater sat down and strained
‘I can’t cut this steak!’, he maintained.
The fat and the gristle
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 24, 2018, 01:06:22 PM
A meat-eater sat down and strained
‘I can’t cut this steak!’, he maintained.
The fat and the gristle
were almost abyssal*









*yeah - abyssal
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 24, 2018, 01:18:18 PM
A meat-eater sat down and strained
‘I can’t cut this steak!’, he maintained.
The fat and the gristle
were almost abyssal* --
it smells like an abattoir drain.

"Why don't we have faggots for tea?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 24, 2018, 01:23:28 PM
"Why don't we have faggots for tea?"
said the man with his hand on my knee
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 24, 2018, 01:44:52 PM
"Why don't we have faggots for tea?"
said the man with his hand on my knee.
I was tempted, it's true
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 24, 2018, 02:00:38 PM
Why don't we have faggots for tea?"
said the man with his hand on my knee.
I was tempted, it's true
but instead we had stew
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 24, 2018, 03:36:25 PM
Why don't we have faggots for tea?"
said the man with his hand on my knee.
I was tempted, it's true
but instead we had stew
which was safer, I think you'll agree.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 25, 2018, 10:33:19 AM
A hooker from Vatican City
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 25, 2018, 10:39:53 AM
A hooker from Vatican City
had three nipples but only one titty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 25, 2018, 10:42:49 AM
A hooker from Vatican City
had three nipples but only one titty.
She confessed to the Pope
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 25, 2018, 10:48:23 AM
A hooker from Vatican City
had three nipples but only one titty.
She confessed to the Pope
'bout the nun and the rope
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 29, 2018, 02:28:42 PM
A hooker from Vatican City
had three nipples but only one titty.
She confessed to the Pope
'bout the nun and the rope
in a graphic but humorous ditty.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 30, 2018, 09:33:03 AM
Never accept gifts from a horse!
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 30, 2018, 02:05:48 PM
Never accept gifts from a horse!
‘cos he just wants to groom you, of course
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 30, 2018, 05:42:10 PM
Never accept gifts from a horse!
‘cos he just wants to groom you, of course
and then once he's been mounted
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 30, 2018, 08:08:44 PM
Never accept gifts from a horse!
‘cos he just wants to groom you, of course
then once he's been mounted
and his testicles counted
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 30, 2018, 10:09:21 PM
Never accept gifts from a horse!
‘cos he just wants to groom you, of course
then once he's been mounted
and his testicles counted
his behaviour becomes rather coarse .

A frisky young buck they call Mark
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 31, 2018, 12:39:12 AM
A frisky young buck they call Mark
Was lingering out back in the dark
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 31, 2018, 07:23:13 AM
A frisky young buck they call Mark
Was lingering out back in the dark
in a beret and scarf
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 31, 2018, 08:18:14 AM
A frisky young buck they call Mark
Was lingering out back in the dark
in a beret and scarf
and nowt else, "What a larf."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 31, 2018, 08:43:41 AM
A frisky young buck they call Mark
Was lingering out back in the dark
in a beret and scarf
and nowt else, "What a larf."
He was bludgeoned to death in the park.    -   What? Its Halloween
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 31, 2018, 11:10:02 AM
Gyp wiped Mark's blood from the club
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 31, 2018, 11:22:12 AM
Gyp wiped Mark's blood from the club,
undressed and sat down in the tub.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 31, 2018, 12:03:23 PM
Gyp wiped Mark's blood from the club,
undressed and sat down in the tub.
Where he played with his Duck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 31, 2018, 01:06:57 PM
Gyp wiped Mark's blood from the club,
undressed and sat down in the tub.
Where he played with his Duck
(a white one named Chuck)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 31, 2018, 01:44:07 PM
Gyp wiped Mark's blood from the club,
undressed and sat down in the tub.
Where he played with his Duck
(a white one named Chuck).
But was strangled that night in the pub.    – Yep, still Halloween
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 31, 2018, 03:32:18 PM
Dylan di Vilde sat nursing his Mild
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 31, 2018, 09:10:54 PM
Dylan di Vilde sat nursing his Mild
Pondering what made him get so wild
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 31, 2018, 10:22:03 PM
Dylan di Vilde sat nursing his Mild
Pondering what made him get so wild
was it really site meter?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on October 31, 2018, 10:53:44 PM
Dylan di Vilde sat nursing his Mild
Pondering what made him get so wild
was it really site meter?
Or his run in with PETA?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 01, 2018, 09:20:33 AM
Dylan di Vilde sat nursing his Mild
Pondering what made him get so wild
was it really site meter?
Or his run in with PETA?
He unsheathed the dagger and smiled.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 01, 2018, 09:55:43 PM
His dagger glistened in the moonlight
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 01, 2018, 10:39:23 PM
His dagger glistened in the moonlight
as he whittled a lump of dried shite.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 04, 2018, 07:03:36 PM
His dagger glistened in the moonlight
as he whittled a lump of dried shite.
In the shape of a duck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 04, 2018, 08:38:46 PM
His dagger glistened in the moonlight
as he whittled a lump of dried shite
in the shape of a duck.
His girlfriend yelled, "Yuk!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 04, 2018, 11:04:49 PM
His dagger glistened in the moonlight
as he whittled a lump of dried shite
in the shape of a duck.
His girlfriend yelled, "Yuk!"
"I'd rather my ducks were all white. "
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 05, 2018, 07:24:48 AM
A three-fingered surgeon from Fife
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 05, 2018, 09:49:56 AM
A three-fingered surgeon from Fife
Found his nurse in bed with his wife
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 05, 2018, 10:48:19 AM
A three-fingered surgeon from Fife
Found his nurse in bed with his wife
so with scalpel in hand
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 05, 2018, 08:02:38 PM
A three-fingered surgeon from Fife
Found his nurse in bed with his wife
so with scalpel in hand
he demanded they stand
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 05, 2018, 10:45:31 PM

A three-fingered surgeon from Fife
Found his nurse in bed with his wife
so with scalpel in hand
he demanded they stand
Back to back while he ended ther life
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 06, 2018, 09:15:40 AM
And now, on a much lighter note
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 06, 2018, 07:43:15 PM
And now, on a much lighter note
I've painted a smile on my scrote
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 06, 2018, 08:44:37 PM
And now, on a much lighter note
I've painted a smile on my scrote
Mrs Green from next door
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 07, 2018, 07:22:29 AM
And now, on a much lighter note
I've painted a smile on my scrote.
Mrs Green from next door
saw my ballbag and swore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 07, 2018, 09:59:46 AM
And now, on a much lighter note
I've painted a smile on my scrote.
Mrs Green from next door
saw my ballbag and swore.
Now my chances of bail are remote.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 07, 2018, 10:24:37 AM
He's locked up and the key is thrown
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 13, 2018, 09:26:29 AM
He's locked up and the key is thrown


-That sentence was met with a groan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 13, 2018, 07:09:36 PM
He's locked up and the key is thrown
-That sentence was met with a groan
Enjambment you fool! 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 14, 2018, 10:22:43 AM
He's locked up and the key is thrown
-That sentence was met with a groan
Enjambment you fool! 
O Bolleaux you tool! 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 14, 2018, 02:18:33 PM
He's locked up and the key is thrown
-That sentence was met with a groan
Enjambment you fool! 
O Bolleaux you tool!
I'm afraid it's too late to atone.

My neighbour is walking her dog
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on November 14, 2018, 05:18:03 PM
My neighbour is walking her dog
when she trips over a rather  large log
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 14, 2018, 06:28:50 PM
My neighbour is walking her dog
when she trips over a rather large log.
Her skull cracks like glass
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 15, 2018, 08:28:55 AM
My neighbour is walking her dog
when she trips over a rather large log.
Her skull cracks like glass,
there is blood on the grass
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 18, 2018, 10:39:26 AM
My neighbour is walking her dog
when she trips over a rather large log.
Her skull cracks like glass,
there is blood on the grass
so a bad time to give her a snog.

Old people still use bank cheques
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 19, 2018, 01:39:21 PM
Old people still use bank cheques.
My friend has a sheepdog called Rex.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 19, 2018, 03:14:51 PM
Old people still use bank cheques.
My friend has a sheepdog called Rex.
The moon's made of cheese
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 19, 2018, 11:16:46 PM
Old people still use bank cheques.
My friend has a sheepdog called Rex.
The moon's made of cheese
but just for a wheeze
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 20, 2018, 07:48:14 AM
Old people still use bank cheques.
My friend has a sheepdog called Rex.
The moon's made of cheese
but just for a wheeze
Rex paid for his cheese with Amex.

An animal trainer called Taff

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 20, 2018, 07:49:41 AM
An animal trainer called Taff
painted his dog for a laugh
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 20, 2018, 08:27:59 AM
An animal trainer called Taff
painted his dog for a laugh -   
a silky magnolia
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 20, 2018, 09:01:48 AM
An animal trainer called Taff
painted his dog for a laugh -   
a silky magnolia,
topped with stencils quite foliar
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 20, 2018, 12:56:25 PM
An animal trainer called Taff
painted his dog for a laugh -   
a silky magnolia,
topped with stencils quite foliar
Which was cruel and a little bit naff.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 20, 2018, 06:54:44 PM
I was shaving a woman called Kitty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 21, 2018, 05:05:11 AM
I was shaving a woman called Kitty
Who objected and became quite shitty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 21, 2018, 06:56:27 AM
I was shaving a woman called Kitty
Who objected and became quite shitty.
The razor was blunt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 21, 2018, 08:36:36 AM
I was shaving a woman called Kitty
Who objected and became quite shitty.
The razor was blunt
For such a strange stunt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 21, 2018, 10:40:02 AM
I was shaving a woman called Kitty
Who objected and became quite shitty.
The razor was blunt
For such a strange stunt
Now she wanders unshorn through the city.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 21, 2018, 06:41:54 PM
A moustachioed woman called Lynn
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 21, 2018, 07:40:03 PM
A moustachioed woman called Lynn
Went to the barber to get a trim
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 22, 2018, 07:27:13 AM
A moustachioed woman called Lynn
Went to the barber to get a trim.
Her gingery bristles
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 22, 2018, 09:08:56 AM
A moustachioed woman called Lynn
Went to the barber to get a trim.
Her gingery bristles
were like sharp highland thistles
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 23, 2018, 05:51:20 AM
A moustachioed woman called Lynn
Went to the barber to get a trim.
Her gingery bristles
were like sharp highland thistles
so she softened them up with some Vim
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2018, 07:26:30 AM
A man with a magnetic thumb
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 23, 2018, 09:32:54 AM

A man with a magnetic thumb
Got his thumb stuck up his bum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 23, 2018, 02:29:39 PM
A man with a magnetic thumb
Got his thumb stuck up his bum
Too much iron in his diet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2018, 02:38:54 PM
A man with a magnetic thumb
Got his thumb stuck up his bum
Too much iron in his diet
caused the thumb-bum disquiet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 23, 2018, 03:13:58 PM
A man with a magnetic thumb
Got his thumb stuck up his bum
Too much iron in his diet
caused the thumb-bum disquiet.
And he sang of his plight Dum de dum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2018, 10:41:35 PM
I went to the village of Muff 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 23, 2018, 11:27:26 PM
I went to the village of Muff
where they brag that no dive is too tough
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 24, 2018, 08:07:34 AM
I went to the village of Muff
where they brag that no dive is too tough.
Met a girl with huge lungs
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 24, 2018, 12:14:12 PM
I went to the village of Muff
where they brag that no dive is too tough.
Met a girl with huge lungs
And her mouth held two tongues
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 24, 2018, 03:37:59 PM
I went to the village of Muff
where they brag that no dive is too tough.
Met a girl with huge lungs
And her mouth held two tongues
and her earlobes are coated in fluff.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 25, 2018, 08:16:42 AM
There's a one legged man in Dover
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 25, 2018, 09:47:19 AM
There's a one legged man in Dover
and weirdly he keeps falling over.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 26, 2018, 02:10:38 AM
There's a one legged man in Dover
and weirdly he keeps falling over.
While flat on the ground
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 26, 2018, 06:43:29 AM
There's a one legged man in Dover
and weirdly he keeps falling over.
While flat on the ground
he'll wriggle around
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 26, 2018, 06:52:45 AM
There's a one legged man in Dover
and weirdly he keeps falling over.
While flat on the ground
he'll wriggle around
hoping not to get humped by Rover
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 26, 2018, 06:56:07 AM
"I never trust luck," said the planner
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 26, 2018, 07:06:48 AM
"I never trust luck," said the planner
In his uppity voice and bad manner
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 26, 2018, 07:20:25 AM
"I never trust luck," said the planner
In his uppity voice and bad manner
as he unrolled his chart
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 26, 2018, 11:35:59 AM
"I never trust luck," said the planner
In his uppity voice and bad manner
as he unrolled his chart
he was shot through the heart
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 26, 2018, 03:00:33 PM
"I never trust luck," said the planner
In his uppity voice and bad manner
as he unrolled his chart
he was shot through the heart
by a man in a rakish bandana.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 26, 2018, 03:37:38 PM
"Not guilty, M'Lud," answered Gyppo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 26, 2018, 06:17:00 PM
"Not guilty, M'Lud," answered Gyppo
as he stroked the nose of his hippo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 26, 2018, 07:22:40 PM
"Not guilty, M'Lud," answered Gyppo
as he stroked the nose of his hippo
and the Judge looked perturbed  (I knew that bloody hippo would turn up.)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 26, 2018, 10:23:55 PM
"Not guilty, M'Lud," answered Gyppo
as he stroked the nose of his hippo
and the Judge looked perturbed,
shocked and disturbed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 27, 2018, 12:36:56 AM
"Not guilty, M'Lud," answered Gyppo
as he stroked the nose of his hippo
and the Judge looked perturbed,
shocked and disturbed
As Gyp torched his wig with a Zippo.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 27, 2018, 07:21:52 AM
 A man in a Zoot suit walked by
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 27, 2018, 09:01:28 AM
A man in a Zoot suit walked by
with a monocle in his left eye
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 27, 2018, 11:44:57 AM
A man in a Zoot suit walked by
with a monocle in his left eye
The vet shouted out
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 27, 2018, 11:59:15 AM
A man in a Zoot suit walked by
with a monocle in his left eye
The vet shouted out
‘You look like a kraut!’

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 27, 2018, 04:29:05 PM
A man in a Zoot suit walked by
with a monocle in his left eye
The vet shouted out
‘You look like a kraut!’
"And you're putting me off my pork pie!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 28, 2018, 11:32:53 AM
She suddenly fell through the floor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 28, 2018, 04:49:05 PM
She suddenly fell through the floor
while riding an oiled stevedore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 28, 2018, 09:18:01 PM
She suddenly fell through the floor
while riding an oiled stevedore
All covered in shite
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 28, 2018, 10:41:58 PM
She suddenly fell through the floor
while riding an oiled stevedore
All covered in shite
'twas a fabulous sight
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 28, 2018, 10:57:23 PM
She suddenly fell through the floor
while riding an oiled stevedore
All covered in shite
'twas a fabulous sight
till she was hit in the face by the door
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 29, 2018, 09:57:43 AM
I found a dead whale on the shore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 29, 2018, 11:31:54 AM
I found a dead whale on the shore
So I cut it up into four
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 29, 2018, 11:35:42 AM
I found a dead whale on the shore
So I cut it up into four
thousand small chunks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 29, 2018, 11:46:22 AM
I found a dead whale on the shore
So I cut it up into four
thousand small chunks
which I stuffed in my trunks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 29, 2018, 12:01:00 PM
I found a dead whale on the shore
So I cut it up into four
thousand small chunks
which I stuffed in my trunks
now my ball bag is fishy and sore.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 29, 2018, 07:37:46 PM
In the dark of night he waited
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 29, 2018, 11:02:15 PM
In the dark of night he waited
as his girlfriend hesitated
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 30, 2018, 07:14:54 AM
In the dark of night he waited
as his girlfriend hesitated.
But she paused for too long
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 30, 2018, 09:11:29 AM
In the dark of night he waited
as his girlfriend hesitated.
But she paused for too long
so he re-packed his dong
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 30, 2018, 05:50:54 PM
In the dark of night he waited
as his girlfriend hesitated.
But she paused for too long
so he re-packed his dong;
left her hungry and sexually un-sated.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 03, 2018, 08:15:40 PM
As the weather warms up Down Under
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 03, 2018, 10:53:01 PM
As the weather warms up Down Under
we drink cheap red wine and we chunder
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 04, 2018, 12:53:07 AM
As the weather warms up Down Under
we drink cheap red wine and we chunder
Till along comes some mutt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on December 04, 2018, 11:11:28 AM
As the weather warms up Down Under
we drink cheap red wine and we chunder
Till along comes some mutt
with a gigantic butt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 04, 2018, 01:36:37 PM
As the weather warms up Down Under
we drink cheap red wine and we chunder
Till along comes some mutt
with a gigantic butt
to viciously rip us asunder.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 05, 2018, 08:47:17 AM
An ornery, old woman from Crete 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 10, 2018, 02:29:53 PM
An ornery, old woman from Crete
garrotted a friend’s parakeet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 10, 2018, 08:02:49 PM
An ornery, old woman from Crete
garrotted a friend’s parakeet
with her crusty old thong
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 10, 2018, 11:20:31 PM
An ornery, old woman from Crete
garrotted a friend’s parakeet
with her crusty old thong
but she held on too long
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 11, 2018, 07:26:10 AM
An ornery, old woman from Crete
garrotted a friend’s parakeet
with her crusty old thong
but she held on too long
leaving nothing but feathers and feet.

A wrinkled old biddy from Spain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 11, 2018, 07:30:31 AM
A wrinkled old biddy from Spain
Rode naked on the midnight train
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 11, 2018, 01:23:15 PM
A wrinkled old biddy from Spain
Rode naked on the midnight train.
The randy conductor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 11, 2018, 08:06:21 PM
A wrinkled old biddy from Spain
Rode naked on the midnight train.
The randy conductor
(Diego Juan Fruchter)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 12, 2018, 03:27:38 AM
A wrinkled old biddy from Spain
Rode naked on the midnight train.
The randy conductor
(Diego Juan Fruchter)
Claimed he loved her, just for her brain.



A gallant young stud named Liam
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 12, 2018, 06:46:25 AM
A gallant young stud named Liam
shagged a sphinx in the British Museum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on December 12, 2018, 09:56:01 AM
A gallant young stud named Liam
shagged a sphinx in the British Museum
His jewels got stuck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 12, 2018, 07:03:06 PM
A gallant young stud named Liam
shagged a sphinx in the British Museum
His jewels got stuck
as that cold stone did suck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 12, 2018, 07:58:51 PM
A gallant young stud named Liam
shagged a sphinx in the British Museum
His jewels got stuck
as that cold stone did suck
like a corpse in a dank mausoleum.

We should all eschew sex for a day 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2018, 12:15:57 AM
We should all eschew sex for a day
and break out the Lego to play
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 13, 2018, 12:22:20 AM
We should all eschew sex for a day
and break out the Lego to play
We can build a goat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2018, 01:12:07 AM
We should all eschew sex for a day
and break out the Lego to play
We can build a goat
and call it 'Deep Throat'
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 13, 2018, 02:06:04 AM
We should all eschew sex for a day
and break out the Lego to play
We can build a goat
and call it 'Deep Throat' 
though that's not the abstinence way


The angry, old biddy goes shopping
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 13, 2018, 04:57:22 AM
The angry, old bitty goes shopping
But forgets to do up her stocking
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 13, 2018, 05:04:38 AM
The angry, old biddy goes shopping
But forgets to do up her stocking
It slipped into her boot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 13, 2018, 05:24:59 AM
The angry, old bitty goes shopping
But forgets to do up her stocking
It slipped into her boot
Then a randy old coot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 13, 2018, 06:26:56 AM
The angry, old biddy goes shopping
But forgets to do up her stocking
It slipped into her boot
Then a randy old coot
grabbed the other, which she found quite shocking!



The old biddy suddenly smiled
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 13, 2018, 07:53:49 AM
The old biddy suddenly smiled
as the frog in her panties went wild.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 14, 2018, 02:44:35 PM
The old biddy suddenly smiled
as the frog in her panties went wild.
What a very strange mind
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 14, 2018, 05:02:36 PM
The old biddy suddenly smiled
as the frog in her panties went wild.
What a very strange mind,
the man watching opined,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 15, 2018, 12:24:07 PM
The old biddy suddenly smiled
as the frog in her panties went wild.
What a very strange mind,
the man watching opined,
she's dancing around like a child!



The poor frog, caught completely off guard
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 15, 2018, 01:40:26 PM
The poor frog, caught completely off guard
stabbed its head on a clitoris shard.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 16, 2018, 07:28:23 AM
The poor frog, caught completely off guard
stabbed its head on a clitoris shard.
He was rushed to the doc
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on December 16, 2018, 10:07:35 AM
The poor frog, caught completely off guard
stabbed its head on a clitoris shard.
He was rushed to the doc
completely in shock
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 18, 2018, 10:22:40 AM
The poor frog, caught completely off guard
stabbed its head on a clitoris shard.
He was rushed to the doc
completely in shock
now he's cured but emotionally scarred.

Please don't use your knob as a wrench
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 18, 2018, 10:28:12 AM
Please don't use your knob as a wrench
unless you're un-screwing a wench
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 18, 2018, 10:30:18 AM
Please don't use your knob as a wrench
unless you're un-screwing a wench
if you do so, please knock
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 18, 2018, 10:36:21 AM
Please don't use your knob as a wrench
unless you're un-screwing a wench
if you do so, please knock
the back door with your cock
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 18, 2018, 01:11:56 PM
Please don't use your knob as a wrench
unless you're un-screwing a wench
if you do so, please knock
the back door with your cock.
Now, repeat all together, in French.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 19, 2018, 11:00:13 PM
I've heard tale, that the French are quite frank
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 20, 2018, 03:36:51 AM
I've heard tale, that the French are quite frank
And their President rides in a big tank
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 04:47:44 AM
I've heard tale, that the French are quite frank
And their President rides in a big tank
with his Macronian smile
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 07:21:45 AM
I've heard tale, that the French are quite frank
And their President rides in a big tank
with his Macronian smile
but with breath that is vile
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 07:25:08 AM
I've heard tale, that the French are quite frank
And their President rides in a big tank
with his Macronian smile
but with breath that is vile
with Satan sitting on his right flank
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 07:33:47 AM
The cretinous Jean-Claude Juncker
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 07:50:47 AM
The cretinous Jean-Claude Juncker
Whilst driving a brown and black clunk-ure  You did not make this easy for an this American girl.  :P ;)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 07:54:08 AM
Are you seriously telling me you had not heard of the ex-president of Luxembourg?!!

The cretinous Jean-Claude Juncker
Whilst driving a brown and black clunk-ure
died at the wheel.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 08:02:20 AM
Are you seriously telling me you had not heard of the ex-president of Luxembourg?!!


Heard of, though he rarely makes the news here, the same as anything non-American in American media. If I didn't watch the BBC, I doubt I would have ever heard of him anywhere other than from my friends. Yes, we Americans are that lame and self-involved. Mind you, I try not to watch the news here. Media in the states is too sensationalized and purposely misleading.

In other words.

Fake news! Ha ha ha ha ha.

I unexpectedly cracked myself up.

I needed clarification on the proper pronunciation to try to find a semi-adequate rhyming word.



The cretinous Jean-Claude Juncker
Whilst driving a brown and black clunk-ure
died at the wheel.
while copping a feel
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 08:18:01 AM
The cretinous Jean-Claude Juncker
Whilst driving a brown and black clunk-ure
died at the wheel.
while copping a feel
of a ginger-haired, naked, spelunker.

The infamous Pole, Donald Tusk 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 08:48:41 AM
The infamous Pole, Donald Tusk
caught dancing and smelling of musk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 20, 2018, 08:54:43 AM
The infamous Pole, Donald Tusk
caught dancing and smelling of musk
should certainly be
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 20, 2018, 09:05:40 AM
The infamous Pole, Donald Tusk
caught dancing and smelling of musk
should certainly be
strung up from a tree
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 09:18:32 AM
The infamous Pole, Donald Tusk
caught dancing and smelling of musk
should certainly be
strung up from a tree
hanging dangerously over a tusk


A ding-a-ling banker from York
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 20, 2018, 09:42:42 AM
A ding-a-ling banker from York -
the infamous Binky O'Rourke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 09:47:33 AM
A ding-a-ling banker from York -
the infamous Binky O'Rourke
went short on a deal
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 20, 2018, 10:14:34 AM
A ding-a-ling banker from York -
the infamous Binky O'Rourke
went short on a deal
so his hairdresser, Neil
 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2018, 10:21:11 AM
A ding-a-ling banker from York -
the infamous Binky O'Rourke
went short on a deal
so his hairdresser, Neil
lisped, "Oh, Binky, you're such a cute dork."

The frustrated Binky turned terse



Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 03:01:40 PM
The frustrated Binky turned terse
when Niel stole a mint from her purse
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 20, 2018, 03:24:58 PM
The frustrated Binky turned terse
when Niel stole a mint from her purse
Then Binky, a BLOKE
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 06:32:32 PM
The frustrated Binky turned terse
when Niel stole a mint from her purse
Then Binky, a BLOKE
gave Niel's bellend a stroke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 20, 2018, 06:44:22 PM
The frustrated Binky turned terse
when Niel stole a mint from her purse
Then Binky, a BLOKE
gave Niel's bellend a stroke
and ended up needing a nurse.

The nurse was a strapping bull-dyke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 20, 2018, 07:15:31 PM
The nurse was a strapping bull-dyke
who for fun, liked to sit on a spike
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 21, 2018, 03:57:31 AM
The nurse was a strapping bull-dyke
who for fun, liked to sit on a spike
till one day she slipped down
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 21, 2018, 07:41:11 AM
The nurse was a strapping bull-dyke
who for fun, liked to sit on a spike
till one day she slipped down
now the spike's smelly brown
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 21, 2018, 11:43:14 AM
The nurse was a strapping bull-dyke
who for fun, liked to sit on a spike
till one day she slipped down
now the spike's smelly brown.
You should see what she does on a bike!



The US's insane president
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 21, 2018, 02:17:26 PM
The US's insane president
is handsome, gracious, intelligent
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dansinger on December 21, 2018, 03:29:16 PM
The US's insane president
is handsome, gracious, intelligent
in his grandiose dreams
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 22, 2018, 04:13:40 AM
The US's insane president
is handsome, gracious, intelligent
in his grandiose dreams
hearing enemy screams
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 22, 2018, 11:01:27 AM
The US's insane president
is handsome, gracious, intelligent
in his grandiose dreams
hearing enemy screams
as he tortures democrat malcontents.

The UK's prime minister's dull
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 22, 2018, 11:54:33 AM
The UK's prime minister's dull
and his britches perpetually full
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 22, 2018, 05:58:42 PM
His! Why did no one tell me Theresa was a bloke!!

The UK's prime minister's dull
and his britches perpetually full
of Boris's hands
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 22, 2018, 08:27:04 PM
The UK's prime minister's dull
and his britches perpetually full
of Boris's hands
as she takes her stands
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 23, 2018, 09:50:08 AM
The UK's prime minister's dull
and his britches perpetually full
of Boris's hands
as she takes her stands
and attempts, the people, to lull.

Ouch!

While buying some trousers in Rome
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 25, 2018, 09:46:09 AM
While buying some trousers in Rome
I found some gusseted in chrome
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 25, 2018, 09:57:13 AM
While buying some trousers in Rome
I found some gusseted in chrome.
They seemed just the job
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 26, 2018, 09:06:48 AM
While buying some trousers in Rome
I found some gusseted in chrome.
They seemed just the job
to restrain my proud knob
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 26, 2018, 10:38:24 AM
While buying some trousers in Rome
I found some gusseted in chrome.
They seemed just the job
to restrain my proud knob
that's the size and the shape of a gnome.

A garden gnome's knob rarely used
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 27, 2018, 07:50:14 PM
A garden gnome's knob rarely used
More often, the poor thing abused
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 27, 2018, 09:18:16 PM
A garden gnome's knob's rarely used
More often, the poor thing's abused
by a goblin from France
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 27, 2018, 10:30:07 PM
A garden gnome's knob's rarely used
More often, the poor thing's abused
by a goblin from France
searching for true romance
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 28, 2018, 09:24:09 AM
A garden gnome's knob's rarely used
More often, the poor thing's abused
by a goblin from France
searching for true romance
but a gobbled gnome's knob gets quite bruised.

An insouciant sailor from Spain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 28, 2018, 07:06:15 PM
An insouciant sailor from Spain
danced naked on deck in the rain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 28, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
An insouciant sailor from Spain
danced naked on deck in the rain
but he tripped on the anchor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 28, 2018, 08:52:51 PM
An insouciant sailor from Spain
danced naked on deck in the rain
but he tripped on the anchor,
the lead-footed wanker,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 28, 2018, 09:49:20 PM
An insouciant sailor from Spain
danced naked on deck in the rain
but he tripped on the anchor,
the lead-footed wanker,
and his bellend got stuck in the chain.

A Portuguese jellyfish swam
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2018, 12:07:58 AM
A Portuguese jellyfish swam
up the arse of a diver named Sam
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 29, 2018, 05:33:23 AM
A Portuguese jellyfish swam
up the arse of a diver named Sam
While he splished and splashed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 29, 2018, 08:37:34 AM
A Portuguese jellyfish swam
up the arse of a diver named Sam
While he splished and splashed
thrashed and then dashed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 29, 2018, 09:04:26 AM
A Portuguese jellyfish swam
up the arse of a diver named Sam
While he splished and splashed
thrashed and then dashed
Sam found it impossible to scram

So Sam tried to calm down and think
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2018, 10:44:51 AM
So Sam tried to calm down and think
as his arsehole continued to shrink
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 29, 2018, 02:16:07 PM
So Sam tried to calm down and think
as his arsehole continued to shrink
'til he grabbed a large pole
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2018, 05:48:55 PM
So Sam tried to calm down and think
as his arsehole continued to shrink
'til he grabbed a large pole
and reamed out his hole
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 29, 2018, 07:38:59 PM
So Sam tried to calm down and think
as his arsehole continued to shrink
'til he grabbed a large pole
and reamed out his hole
Then jumped overboard in the drink

Have you got all your ducks in a row?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 01, 2019, 12:58:35 AM
Have you got all your ducks in a row?
Said Firefluff as she sat on her po'
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 01, 2019, 10:25:09 AM
Have you got all your ducks in a row?
Said Firefluff as she sat on her po'
As the golden rain fell
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 01, 2019, 10:40:05 AM
Have you got all your ducks in a row?
Said Firefluff as she sat on her po'
As the golden rain fell
She attempted to sell
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 01, 2019, 10:48:01 AM
Have you got all your ducks in a row?
Said Firefluff as she sat on her po'
As the golden rain fell
She attempted to sell
it, in bottles for five quid a go.

An itinerant Welshman called Dirk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 01, 2019, 10:55:54 AM

An itinerant Welshman called Dirk
Who appeared to be scared stiff of work
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 01, 2019, 10:57:22 AM
An itinerant Welshman called Dirk
Who appeared to be scared stiff of work
stood there shivering but rigid
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 01, 2019, 11:03:21 AM
With his girlfriend, brigitte

(on fone now. Not easy to CnP)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 01, 2019, 02:16:09 PM
An itinerant Welshman called Dirk
who appeared to be scared stiff of work
stood there shivering but rigid
with his girlfriend, Brigitte
and explaining the best way to shirk.

Brigette was dressed as a sheep
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 01, 2019, 02:27:20 PM
A sheep that was known to cheep.

(sorry on fone)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2019, 09:14:03 PM
(I am really no good at this game. It's just not my best use of the language. In fact, I rather suck at it. I love reading what y'all write, however. And this little picture was something I thought you might enjoy. Please carry on. )
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 03, 2019, 12:06:33 AM
Brigette was dressed as a sheep.
A sheep with the ability to cheep.

(Just thought I'd keep us on track)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on January 03, 2019, 09:22:57 AM
Brigette was dressed as a sheep.
A sheep with the ability to cheep.
A Mackem loved this
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 03, 2019, 09:51:27 AM
Brigette was dressed as a sheep.
A sheep with the ability to cheep.
A Mackem loved this
A Yorkie ruined it
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on January 03, 2019, 09:53:13 AM
Brigette was dressed as a sheep.
A sheep with the ability to cheep.
A Mackem loved this
and gave it a kiss
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 03, 2019, 10:14:17 AM
Still 12 I see.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on January 03, 2019, 10:32:32 AM
berra than being an old man before me time innit eh?  8)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on January 03, 2019, 12:07:33 PM
and now  back to:

Brigette was dressed as a sheep.
A sheep with the ability to cheep.
A Mackem loved this
and gave it a kiss
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 03, 2019, 02:41:36 PM
Brigette was dressed as a sheep.
A sheep with the ability to cheep.
A Mackem loved this
and gave it a kiss
- the pervy old sheep-shagging creep.

A flamboyant postman named Neil
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2019, 06:01:48 PM
A flamboyant postman named Neil
knew how to make the girls squeal
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 03, 2019, 06:05:33 PM
A flamboyant postman named Neil
knew how to make the girls squeal
When he made a house-call . . .
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2019, 06:08:13 PM
A flamboyant postman named Neil
knew how to make the girls squeal
When he made a house-call . . .
the panties would fall
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 03, 2019, 06:11:42 PM
A flamboyant postman named Neil
knew how to make the girls squeal
When he made a house-call . . .
the panties would fall
and he'd show them his huge conger eel.

A lazy old housewife called Meg
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 03, 2019, 08:20:19 PM
A lazy old housewife called Meg
Cleaned her inside walls with egg
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 03, 2019, 10:25:42 PM
A lazy old housewife called Meg
Cleaned her inside walls with egg
It wasn't the white or the yolk

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Vienna on January 04, 2019, 07:24:30 AM
A lazy old housewife called Meg
Cleaned her inside walls with egg
It wasn't the white or the yolk
but hey, this isnt a joke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 04, 2019, 09:41:59 AM
A lazy old housewife called Meg
Cleaned her inside walls with egg
It wasn't the white or the yolk
but hey, this isnt a joke
like last time, she cleaned them with smeg!

A man with a spade and a rake
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 04, 2019, 09:53:34 AM
A man with a spade and a rake
baked a large indigestible cake
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 04, 2019, 12:52:15 PM
A man with a spade and a rake
baked a large indigestible cake.
He wrapped it in card
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 04, 2019, 01:36:34 PM

A man with a spade and a rake
baked a large indigestible cake.
He wrapped it in card
Smeared it with lard
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 04, 2019, 10:29:52 PM
A man with a spade and a rake
baked a large indigestible cake.
He wrapped it in card
Smeared it with lard
and topped it with Cadbury's Flake.

A flatulent flautist from France 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Granda on January 05, 2019, 12:42:13 AM
Discovered a new way to dance


(on fone can't CnP)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 05, 2019, 08:20:54 AM
(I am really no good at this game. It's just not my best use of the language. In fact, I rather suck at it. I love reading what y'all write, however. And this little picture was something I thought you might enjoy. Please carry on. )
I'm not sure if I should hold you in exaltation or throw darts at your fitness charts but either way, I laughed out LOUD!  :D



Brigette was dressed as a sheep.
A sheep with the ability to cheep.
A Mackem loved this
and gave it a kiss
as he slept in a Sunderland heap

Though his dreams were of carrots and ewe
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 10, 2019, 09:47:16 AM
Not sure what’s going on with this and I’m dying to know what happened to the flatulent flautist so I’ve taken an executive decision and untangled the pile up. DG’s line can begin the next one.

A flatulent flautist from France
discovered a new way to dance.
He feted his gayness

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 10, 2019, 10:01:16 AM
No one liked."Though his dreams were of carrots and ewe"??? :-[ ;)

A flatulent flautist from France
discovered a new way to dance.
He feted his gayness
and his loose hip's sway-ness
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 10, 2019, 07:00:10 PM
A flatulent flautist from France
discovered a new way to dance.
He feted his gayness
and his loose hip's sway-ness
then suddenly shat in his pants.

Though his dreams were of carrots and ewe
while cock sucking often would chew
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2019, 12:35:08 AM
Though his dreams were of carrots and ewe
while cock sucking often would chew
on one side of his lip
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 11, 2019, 02:36:08 AM
Though his dreams were of carrots and ewe
while cock sucking often would chew
on one side of his lip
or on her juicy clit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2019, 05:21:27 AM
Though his dreams were of carrots and ewe
while cock sucking often would chew
on one side of his lip
or on her juicy clit
Linda!  :o 8) ;D

Though his dreams were of carrots and ewe
while cock sucking often would chew
on one side of his lip
or on her juicy clit   
while he was setting his sights upon you!


The crazy old bat down the lane
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 11, 2019, 05:29:45 AM
 ;D ;D ;D

The crazy old bat down the lane
liked to dance naked in the rain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2019, 05:51:52 AM
The crazy old bat down the lane
liked to dance naked in the rain
with a rabbit named, Sam
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 11, 2019, 06:53:54 AM
The crazy old bat down the lane
liked to dance naked in the rain
with a rabbit named, Sam,
a bright coloured toucan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2019, 07:34:26 AM
The crazy old bat down the lane
liked to dance naked in the rain
with a rabbit named, Sam,
a bright coloured toucan
and a one-legged pirate from Maine



A knobbly-kneed, cranky professor


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 11, 2019, 08:30:21 AM
A knobbly-kneed, cranky professor
was a most unconvincing cross-dresser
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 11, 2019, 08:46:52 AM
A knobbly-kneed, cranky professor
was a most unconvincing cross-dresser.
His gold lame dress
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2019, 09:36:47 AM
A knobbly-kneed, cranky professor
was a most unconvincing cross-dresser.
His gold lame dress
a misshapen mess
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 11, 2019, 11:16:46 AM

A knobbly-kneed, cranky professor
was a most unconvincing cross-dresser.
His gold lame dress
a misshapen mess
Would not pass for a virgin contessa
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 11, 2019, 11:19:53 PM
A wine connoisseur with a thirst
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 11, 2019, 11:21:20 PM
A wine connoisseur with a thirst
chocked on a piece of bratwurst
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 11, 2019, 11:59:35 PM
A wine connoisseur with a thirst
chocked on a piece of bratwurst
but if he'd stuck with salami
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 12, 2019, 09:23:35 AM
A wine connoisseur with a thirst
chocked on a piece of bratwurst
but if he'd stuck with salami
or even pastrami
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 12, 2019, 09:26:35 PM
A wine connoisseur with a thirst
chocked on a piece of bratwurst
but if he'd stuck with salami
or even pastrami
He'd have made a loud burp at worst

Billy lived next door to Alice
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 12, 2019, 09:32:39 PM
Billy lived next door to Alice
in a hideous slum in South Dallas.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 15, 2019, 09:22:10 AM
Billy lived next door to Alice
in a hideous slum in South Dallas.
Then Billy got shot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 15, 2019, 10:15:28 AM
Billy lived next door to Alice
in a hideous slum in South Dallas.
Then Billy got shot,
Alice lost the plot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 15, 2019, 02:05:11 PM
Billy lived next door to Alice
in a hideous slum in South Dallas.
Then Billy got shot,
Alice lost the plot
and sits all day long on a phallus.

A sore-bottomed bimbo called Betty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 15, 2019, 03:33:30 PM
A sore-bottomed bimbo called Betty
tried to clear up her rash with spaghetti
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 15, 2019, 06:56:01 PM
A sore-bottomed bimbo called Betty
tried to clear up her rash with spaghetti.
Now she smells of Ragu
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 16, 2019, 01:46:36 AM
A sore-bottomed bimbo called Betty
tried to clear up her rash with spaghetti.
Now she smells of Ragu
and kangaroo stew
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 16, 2019, 09:09:50 AM
A sore-bottomed bimbo called Betty
tried to clear up her rash with spaghetti.
Now she smells of Ragu
and kangaroo stew
which she made into fresh cappelletti.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 20, 2019, 08:25:11 AM
A Freudian slip is not wasted
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2019, 09:52:14 AM
A Freudian slip is not wasted.
A Freudian roast should be basted.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 20, 2019, 10:24:29 PM
A Freudian slip is not wasted.
A Freudian roast should be basted
but don't tell your Granny
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2019, 10:32:19 PM
A Freudian slip is not wasted.
A Freudian roast should be basted
but don't tell your Granny
to go baste her fanny
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 20, 2019, 11:58:49 PM
A Freudian slip is not wasted.
A Freudian roast should be basted
but don't tell your Granny
to go baste her fanny
it will only make Deb frustrated
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 21, 2019, 04:31:47 AM
A hippy got lost in Kentucky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 21, 2019, 07:28:01 AM
A hippy got lost in Kentucky
so he hitched a ride with a truckie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 21, 2019, 07:46:45 AM
A hippy got lost in Kentucky
so he hitched a ride with a truckie
on his neon pink steed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 21, 2019, 08:19:38 AM
A hippy got lost in Kentucky
so he hitched a ride with a truckie.
On his neon pink steed
the president peed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 21, 2019, 08:32:47 AM
A hippy got lost in Kentucky
so he hitched a ride with a truckie.
On his neon pink steed
the president peed
and fondled his new rubber duckie.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 23, 2019, 08:56:22 AM
Whilst lurking one day in the park
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 23, 2019, 08:59:41 AM
Whilst lurking one day in the park
I set fire to a goat, for a lark
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 23, 2019, 09:01:51 AM
Whilst lurking one day in the park
I set fire to a goat, for a lark
But a copper drove by
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 23, 2019, 03:30:52 PM
Whilst lurking one day in the park
I set fire to a goat, for a lark
But a copper drove by,
said, "Hi, Sweetie-pie"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 23, 2019, 06:37:38 PM
Whilst lurking one day in the park
I set fire to a goat, for a lark
But a copper drove by,
said, "Hi, Sweetie-pie"
and was then set alight by a spark.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 23, 2019, 09:17:50 PM
Now that copper, he burned quite well
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 23, 2019, 10:28:28 PM
Now that copper, he burned quite well
and emitted a bacony smell.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 25, 2019, 04:43:46 AM
Now that copper, he burned quite well
and emitted a bacony smell.
'Till the firemen showed up
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 25, 2019, 05:51:51 AM

Now that copper, he burned quite well
and emitted a bacony smell.
'Till the firemen showed up
With an iced donut
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 25, 2019, 10:14:23 AM
Now that copper, he burned quite well
and emitted a bacony smell.
'Till the firemen showed up
With an iced donut
and a bottle of chilled Zinfandel.

The cop conflagration was quenched
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 25, 2019, 10:56:13 AM
The cop conflagration was quenched
leaving most of the squad all benched
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 25, 2019, 01:09:31 PM
The cop conflagration was quenched
leaving most of the squad all benched
Then a fireman caught fire  :o
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 25, 2019, 08:56:12 PM
The cop conflagration was quenched
leaving most of the squad all benched
Then a fireman caught fire
and was tangled in barbwire
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 26, 2019, 02:40:27 PM
The cop conflagration was quenched
leaving most of the squad all benched
Then a fireman caught fire
and was tangled in barbwire
and his butt cheeks perpetually clinched




Gargantuan women from China
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 26, 2019, 03:21:52 PM
Gargantuan women from China
have buggered my favourite recliner
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2019, 04:42:40 PM
Gargantuan women from China
have buggered my favourite recliner
now the tilt part is bust
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 26, 2019, 07:06:28 PM
Gargantuan women from China
have buggered my favourite recliner
now the tilt part is bust
and the seat has a crust 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 28, 2019, 10:04:07 AM
Gargantuan women from China
have buggered my favourite recliner
now the tilt part is bust
and the seat has a crust
So I’m moving to South Carolina

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 28, 2019, 11:05:06 AM
The bespeckled crook from Jumanji
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 28, 2019, 06:01:08 PM
The bespeckled crook from Jumanji
sucked a throat sweet ever so lozengey
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 29, 2019, 08:21:53 AM
The bespeckled crook from Jumanji
sucked a throat sweet ever so lozengey.
Dishonest and hoarse
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 08, 2019, 01:24:37 PM

The bespeckled crook from Jumanji
sucked a throat sweet ever so lozengey.
Dishonest and hoarse
he failed of course
in his amorous quest to woo Angie.            there
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 08, 2019, 03:01:33 PM
I feel guilty for not helping out, but I was stuck in Hateful Minnesota.

A bear with a very sore paw



Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 08, 2019, 08:43:10 PM
A bear with a very sore paw
can't collect honey any more
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 09, 2019, 10:29:52 PM
A bear with a very sore paw
can't collect honey any more.
In the woods he's quite glum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 09, 2019, 10:58:41 PM
A bear with a very sore paw
can't collect honey any more.
In the woods he's quite glum
and sits on his big bum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 10, 2019, 03:00:57 PM
A bear with a very sore paw
can't collect honey any more.
In the woods he's quite glum
and sits on his big bum
and chats to a tame wild boar.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 10, 2019, 10:22:40 PM
There was a tall pimp from Peru
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 10, 2019, 11:50:42 PM
There was a tall pimp from Peru
had a bellend the shape of shoe
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 11, 2019, 12:02:57 AM
There was a tall pimp from Peru
had a bellend the shape of shoe
with a spiky high heel
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 11, 2019, 12:07:20 AM
There was a tall pimp from Peru
had a bellend the shape of shoe
with a spiky high heel,
looking somewhat unreal
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 11, 2019, 07:10:41 AM
there was a tall pimp from Peru
had a bellend the shape of shoe
with a spiky high heel,
looking somewhat unreal
in the dawn, when it's covered in dew.

The pimp had a woman called Joan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 11, 2019, 09:03:00 AM
The pimp had a woman called Joan
When excited how she loved to moan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 11, 2019, 12:00:49 PM
The pimp had a woman called Joan
When excited how she loved to moan
'bout the chores she'd not done
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 11, 2019, 11:48:09 PM
The pimp had a woman called Joan
When excited how she loved to moan
'bout the chores she'd not done
while out having fun
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 12, 2019, 07:32:05 AM
The pimp had a woman called Joan
When excited how she loved to moan
'bout the chores she'd not done
while out having fun
with her besty, Matilda the crone.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 12, 2019, 11:14:30 AM
He choked on a chocolate eclair
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 12, 2019, 11:37:31 AM
He choked on a chocolate eclair
swallowed whole in a cake eating dare.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 12, 2019, 02:03:58 PM
He choked on a chocolate eclair
swallowed whole in a cake eating dare.
Nnnnggffnuuungg!!! he implored 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 12, 2019, 07:34:57 PM
He choked on a chocolate eclair
swallowed whole in a cake eating dare.
Nnnnggffnuuungg!!! he implored 
through his creamed vocal cords
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 13, 2019, 10:26:24 AM
He choked on a chocolate eclair
swallowed whole in a cake eating dare.
Nnnnggffnuuungg!!! he implored 
through his creamed vocal cords
So impetuous gluttons beware!
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 13, 2019, 05:03:40 PM
When the spanking suddenly ended
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 13, 2019, 08:06:01 PM
When the spanking suddenly ended
The teacher was quickly suspended
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 14, 2019, 10:08:31 PM
When the spanking suddenly ended
The teacher was quickly suspended
by his nuts from a tree
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 16, 2019, 12:28:59 PM

When the spanking suddenly ended
The teacher was quickly suspended
by his nuts from a tree
Where you got kicks for free
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 16, 2019, 01:50:45 PM
When the spanking suddenly ended
the teacher was quickly suspended
by his nuts from a tree
where you got kicks for free
and the pain is deliciously splendid.

A pervert called Thomas Okane 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 18, 2019, 06:26:38 AM
A pervert called Thomas Okane 
Sold his body for science in Spain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 18, 2019, 07:35:43 AM
A pervert called Thomas Okane 
Sold his body for science in Spain
The scientists found
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 18, 2019, 08:11:46 AM
A pervert called Thomas Okane
Sold his body for science in Spain
The scientists found
His mind unsound
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 18, 2019, 09:04:58 AM
A pervert called Thomas Okane
Sold his body for science in Spain
The scientists found
His mind unsound
and his arsehole the size of a drain.

A scientist found a new way
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 18, 2019, 09:13:01 PM
A scientist found a new way
To extract gold from old clay
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 18, 2019, 09:35:09 PM
A scientist found a new way
To extract gold from old clay
In his alchemist's hat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 19, 2019, 08:40:56 AM
A scientist found a new way
To extract gold from old clay
In his alchemist's hat
he skinned a dead cat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 19, 2019, 09:01:30 AM
A scientist found a new way
To extract gold from old clay
In his alchemist's hat
he skinned a dead cat
then ate it with orange sorbet.

Thus sated he started to work

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 19, 2019, 10:49:14 AM
Thus sated he started to work
but was startled by Abdul the Turk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 19, 2019, 11:01:22 AM
Thus sated he started to work
but was startled by Abdul the Turk
who arrived in the nude
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 19, 2019, 12:21:12 PM
Thus sated he started to work
but was startled by Abdul the Turk
who arrived in the nude
in a frolicsome mood
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 21, 2019, 08:14:02 PM
Thus sated he started to work
but was startled by Abdul the Turk
who arrived in the nude
in a frolicsome mood
and a postcard he'd picked up in Chirk.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 22, 2019, 10:45:32 AM
Now Chirk is an infamous town
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 22, 2019, 07:03:02 PM
Now Chirk is an infamous town
and the mayor is a bit of a clown
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 22, 2019, 08:48:51 PM
Now Chirk is an infamous town
and the mayor is a bit of a clown
but which bit we're uncertain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 22, 2019, 10:36:05 PM
Now Chirk is an infamous town
and the mayor is a bit of a clown
but which bit we're uncertain
because of the curtain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 25, 2019, 03:38:59 PM
Now Chirk is an infamous town
and the mayor is a bit of a clown
but which bit we're uncertain
because of the curtain
which he wears as an evening gown.


Some things will never make sense
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 26, 2019, 09:59:35 PM
Some things will never make sense
to the stupid, the thick and the dense 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 28, 2019, 09:08:02 AM
Some things will never make sense
to the stupid, the thick and the dense
For them wot are bright
 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 28, 2019, 03:42:46 PM
Some things will never make sense
to the stupid, the thick and the dense
For them wot are bright
get it write when they right 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 01, 2019, 01:21:00 PM
Some things will never make sense
to the stupid, the thick and the dense
For them wot are bright
get it write when they right
‘cos their brains are like mega immense.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 01, 2019, 06:24:05 PM
A genius sat on an egg
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 02, 2019, 10:49:30 PM
A genius sat on an egg
And felt it run down his leg
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 03, 2019, 07:58:32 AM
A genius sat on an egg
And felt it run down his left leg.
His name was Jim
and the yolk was on him
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 04, 2019, 11:36:57 AM
A genius sat on an egg
And felt it run down his left leg.
His name was Jim
and the yolk was on him
Taking him down by a peg

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 20, 2019, 08:36:26 AM
I have purchased a splendid bassoon
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 20, 2019, 09:25:49 AM
I have purchased a splendid bassoon
which I hope to be blowing quite soon
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 20, 2019, 01:52:24 PM
I have purchased a splendid bassoon
which I hope to be blowing quite soon
but my neighbour, a Scot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 20, 2019, 02:36:30 PM
I have purchased a splendid bassoon
which I hope to be blowing quite soon
but my neighbour, a Scot,
filled his bagpipes with snot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 20, 2019, 03:25:45 PM
I have purchased a splendid bassoon
which I hope to be blowing quite soon
but my neighbour, a Scot,
filled his bagpipes with snot
claiming that’s what they do in Dunoon.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 20, 2019, 04:15:33 PM
A hideous gurgling sound
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 21, 2019, 09:04:12 AM
A hideous gurgling sound
meant a sackful of snot was inbound
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 08, 2019, 07:32:23 AM
A hideous gurgling sound
meant a sackful of snot was inbound
through the nose of a monk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 08, 2019, 08:01:12 AM
A hideous gurgling sound
meant a sackful of snot was inbound
through the nose of a monk
as he sat on his bunk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 09, 2019, 06:57:45 AM
A hideous gurgling sound
meant a sackful of snot was inbound
through the nose of a monk
as he sat on his bunk
admiring the snout of a hound.



Though jealousy is not a monk trait


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 12, 2019, 03:11:20 PM
Though jealousy is not a monk trait
A monk cannot always be straight
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 13, 2019, 12:35:28 AM
Though jealousy is not a monk trait
A monk cannot always be straight
Does that make him gay?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 13, 2019, 12:38:42 PM
Though jealousy is not a monk trait
A monk cannot always be straight
Does that make him gay?
Or wrinkled and gray?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on April 16, 2019, 10:35:37 AM
Though jealousy is not a monk trait
A monk cannot always be straight
Does that make him gay?
Or wrinkled and gray?
For the answer you may have to wait

They say he shacked up with a nun
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 16, 2019, 11:04:31 AM
They say he shacked up with a nun.
She bore him a bastardly son
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on April 23, 2019, 01:42:56 PM
They say he shacked up with a nun.
She bore him a bastardly son.
They moved to Skegness
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 23, 2019, 02:15:00 PM
They say he shacked up with a nun.
She bore him a bastardly son.
They moved to Skegness
and began to tumesce
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 23, 2019, 03:21:32 PM
They say he shacked up with a nun.
She bore him a bastardly son.
They moved to Skegness
and began to tumesce
about taffy and how it is spun.


The townspeople all gathered to make
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 23, 2019, 05:38:03 PM
The townspeople all gathered to make
the world's biggest Battenburg cake
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 23, 2019, 11:00:16 PM
The townspeople all gathered to make
the world's biggest Battenburg cake
They added some chilli
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 24, 2019, 08:01:10 AM
The townspeople all gathered to make
the world's biggest Battenburg cake
They added some chilli
and sang Milli Vanilli
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on April 24, 2019, 08:50:34 AM
The townspeople all gathered to make
the world's biggest Battenburg cake
They added some chilli
and sang Milli Vanilli
(who were fairly successful but fake)

The gruesome confection was spurned
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 26, 2019, 09:17:01 AM
The gruesome confection was spurned,
until one day, the postman returned,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on April 26, 2019, 11:58:55 AM
The gruesome confection was spurned,
until one day, the postman returned.
He munched a large slice
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 26, 2019, 07:49:30 PM
The gruesome confection was spurned,
until one day, the postman returned.
He munched a large slice
Said, "That's rather nice!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on April 29, 2019, 01:01:01 PM

The gruesome confection was spurned,
until one day, the postman returned.
He munched a large slice
Said, "That's rather nice!
and went on his way unconcerned
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on April 29, 2019, 03:53:05 PM
There's nothing like cake when you're sad.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 01, 2019, 10:22:41 AM
There's nothing like cake when you're sad
or electrical shocks if you’re mad
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 04, 2019, 10:15:13 AM
There's nothing like cake when you're sad
or electrical shocks if you’re mad
Or try both if you like
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 04, 2019, 02:03:50 PM

There's nothing like cake when you're sad
or electrical shocks if you’re mad
Or try both if you like
For a full blown on psyche
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 04, 2019, 02:54:42 PM
There's nothing like cake when you're sad
or electrical shocks if you’re mad
Or try both if you like
For a full blown on psyche -
maybe you'll start a new fad.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 04, 2019, 03:21:23 PM
There's nothing like cake when you're sad
or electrical shocks if you’re mad
Or try both if you like
For a full blown on psyche -
And maybe you'll start a new fad.

@ Mark ^^ I'm no poet, but I think that scans better with the and  ;) ;D ;D

'My God, she is anal,' he sighed.


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 04, 2019, 07:05:53 PM
'My God, she is anal,' he sighed.
'But at least she's a bloody good ride.'
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 04, 2019, 09:38:19 PM

'My God, she is anal,' he sighed.
'But at least she's a bloody good ride.
Diverse are her cravings,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 04, 2019, 09:50:48 PM
'My God, she is anal,' he sighed.
'But at least she's a bloody good ride.
Diverse are her cravings,
for foaming and shavings
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 04, 2019, 10:08:21 PM
'My God, she is anal,' he sighed.
'But at least she's a bloody good ride.
Diverse are her cravings,
for foaming and shavings
And all things sauteed and fried.'
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 04, 2019, 10:29:15 PM
A very short Frenchman called Jacques 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 05, 2019, 12:07:36 AM

A very short Frenchman called Jacques
Did often lament of the lack
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 05, 2019, 03:36:58 PM
A very short Frenchman called Jacques
Did often lament of the lack
of well-oiled midgets
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 05, 2019, 09:33:57 PM

A very short Frenchman called Jacques
Did often lament of the lack
of well-oiled midgets
And gizmo's and widgets
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 06, 2019, 09:02:50 AM
A very short Frenchman called Jacques
Did often lament of the lack
of well-oiled midgets
and gizmo's and widgets
and other such mid-morning snacks.

A German from Brunswick called Hanns
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 06, 2019, 06:30:58 PM
A German from Brunswick called Hanns
Met a french designer from Cannes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 06, 2019, 09:48:40 PM
A German from Brunswick called Hanns
met a French designer from Cannes.
On a train to Alsace
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 06, 2019, 10:16:43 PM

A German from Brunswick called Hanns
met a French designer from Cannes.
On a train to Alsace
She was there in first class
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 07, 2019, 08:59:28 AM
A German from Brunswick called Hanns
met a French designer from Cannes.
On a train to Alsace
she was there in first class
exploring Hann's glans with her hands.

A buffalo milker from Cheadle
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 08, 2019, 03:48:33 PM
A buffalo milker from Cheadle
could squirt through the eye of a needle
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 08, 2019, 04:35:52 PM
A buffalo milker from Cheadle
could squirt through the eye of a needle
and fill up a tanker
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 09, 2019, 10:32:53 AM
A buffalo milker from Cheadle
could squirt through the eye of a needle
and fill up a tanker
to make butter for Anchor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 14, 2019, 10:34:29 AM
A buffalo milker from Cheadle
could squirt through the eye of a needle
and fill up a tanker
to make butter for Anchor
and he looked just like Jeremy Beadle.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 14, 2019, 07:16:29 PM
Beadle was very strange fellow
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 14, 2019, 07:38:55 PM
Beadle was very strange fellow
with a face like a buggered marshmallow
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 16, 2019, 08:49:42 AM
Beadle was very strange fellow
with a face like a buggered marshmallow.
This infamous pranker
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 16, 2019, 04:59:59 PM
Beadle was very strange fellow
with a face like a buggered marshmallow.
This infamous pranker
went down like an anchor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 17, 2019, 10:06:36 AM
Beadle was very strange fellow
with a face like a buggered marshmallow.
This infamous pranker
went down like an anchor
and his teeth were a little bit yellow.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 27, 2019, 09:36:13 AM
A frotter was plying his trade
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 27, 2019, 10:24:24 AM

A frotter was plying his trade
Selling all the hot frots he made (don't know what a frotter is!!!  ;D ;D ;D)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 27, 2019, 12:06:48 PM
(don't know what a frotter is!!!  ;D ;D ;D)

You need to get out more!

A frotter was plying his trade
selling the hot frots he made
for ten pence a frot

I think it scans better without the word all. I'm sure you'll agree :)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 27, 2019, 02:02:01 PM
[
You need to get out more! Not likely! just looked it up.

A frotter was plying his trade
selling the hot frots he made
for ten pence a frot
He rubbed up a spot

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 27, 2019, 04:13:41 PM
A frotter was plying his trade
selling hot frots that he'd made.
For ten pence a frot
he rubbed up a spot
with a dildo he'd made from some suede.

A man with a big purple nose


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 27, 2019, 04:20:13 PM
A man with a big purple nose
Had ideas so grandiose
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 27, 2019, 05:50:27 PM
A man with a big purple nose
had ideas so grandiose
about stories he'd write
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 28, 2019, 12:29:48 AM
A man with a big purple nose
had ideas so grandiose
about stories he'd write,
His fancies in flight,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 28, 2019, 02:05:39 PM
A man with a big purple nose
had ideas so grandiose
about stories he'd write,
his fancies in flight,
he weaved his elaborate prose.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 02, 2019, 09:27:21 AM
An unwelcome visitor came 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 03, 2019, 05:51:50 AM
An unwelcome visitor came
Knocking on my door once again
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 03, 2019, 07:45:44 AM
An unwelcome visitor came
Knocking on my door once again
But at least she brought cake
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on June 04, 2019, 02:32:46 PM
An unwelcome visitor came
Knocking on my door once again
But at least she brought cake
for her poisonous snake
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 04, 2019, 03:26:18 PM
An unwelcome visitor came
Knocking on my door once again
But at least she brought cake
for her poisonous snake;
but fuck all for me - that's a shame.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 05, 2019, 06:00:14 AM
At church they passed round the plate
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on June 05, 2019, 12:56:00 PM
At church they passed round the plate
the cheese and ham sarnies were great
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 05, 2019, 03:39:00 PM
At church they passed round the plate
the cheese and ham sarnies were great.
But the wafers were shite
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 06, 2019, 05:47:51 AM
At church they passed round the plate
the cheese and ham sarnies were great.
But the wafers were shite
All pasty and white
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 06, 2019, 07:45:25 AM
At church they passed round the plate
the cheese and ham sarnies were great.
But the wafers were shite
all pasty and white -
the vicar is such a cheapskate.

The king wore a towering chef's hat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 06, 2019, 11:06:04 AM
The king wore a towering chef's hat
Till one day in the hat the cat shat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 08, 2019, 08:58:29 AM
The king wore a towering chef's hat
Till one day in the hat the cat shat.
Said the queen with a sniff:
"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 09, 2019, 12:20:17 AM
The king wore a towering chef's hat
Till one day in the hat the cat shat.
Said the queen with a sniff:
"Honey come take a whiff"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on June 18, 2019, 01:28:58 PM

The king wore a towering chef's hat
Till one day in the hat the cat shat.
Said the queen with a sniff:
"Honey come take a whiff"

this rhyme fell a little bit flat



Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 19, 2019, 08:00:54 AM
While fleeing the scene of the crime
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on June 19, 2019, 10:04:54 AM
While fleeing the scene of the crime
where he’d brutally strangled a mime
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 20, 2019, 06:12:05 PM
While fleeing the scene of the crime
where he’d brutally strangled a mime
a juggler on skates
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on June 22, 2019, 08:55:44 PM
While fleeing the scene of the crime
where he’d brutally strangled a mime
a juggler on skates
stops, and then masturbates
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 23, 2019, 10:08:41 AM
While fleeing the scene of the crime
where he’d brutally strangled a mime
a juggler on skates
stops, and then masturbates
and showers the crime-scene with slime.

A detective with jiz on his shoe

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on July 09, 2019, 07:20:15 AM
A detective with jiz on his shoe
was playing his homemade kazoo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on July 10, 2019, 02:58:44 PM
A detective with jiz on his shoe
was playing his homemade kazoo.
Meanwhile, in Delhi
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on July 10, 2019, 03:51:08 PM
A detective with jiz on his shoe
was playing his homemade kazoo.
Meanwhile, in Delhi
a poet named Shelly 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on July 12, 2019, 09:41:08 AM
A detective with jiz on his shoe
was playing his homemade kazoo.
Meanwhile, in Delhi
a poet named Shelley
was announced as the new Doctor Who   
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on July 12, 2019, 09:52:54 AM
A new Doc appeared in the Tardis
His eyes where dreamy-like stardust
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 21, 2019, 01:06:44 PM
A new Doc appeared in the Tardis
His eyes were all dreamy - like stardust.
He’d travelled through time
to the Globe in its prime
and he asked Do you know where the bard is?


There was a young fellow named Will

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 21, 2019, 05:39:40 PM
There was a young fellow named Will
who choked on a pube in Brazil
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 22, 2019, 07:57:34 AM
Finally


There was a young fellow named Will
who choked on a pube in Brazil.
His girlfriend was cross
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 22, 2019, 08:45:24 AM
There was a young fellow named Will
who choked on a pube in Brazil.
His girlfriend was cross
as it wasn't her loss
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 22, 2019, 08:54:37 PM
There was a young fellow named Will
who choked on a pube in Brazil.
His girlfriend was cross
as it wasn't her loss;
it was ginger and shaped like a quill.

So she pummeled his back till he spat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 23, 2019, 03:30:02 AM
So she pummeled his back till he spat
more pubes into his ten-gallon hat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2019, 09:37:50 AM
So she pummeled his back till he spat
more pubes into his ten-gallon hat.
Then he coughed out a chunk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 23, 2019, 11:32:31 PM
So she pummeled his back till he spat
more pubes into his ten-gallon hat.
Then he coughed out a chunk
of a gigantic skunk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 24, 2019, 06:33:06 AM
So she pummeled his back till he spat
more pubes into his ten-gallon hat.
Then he coughed out a chunk
of a gigantic skunk
and the tail of a siamese cat.

He'd been collecting old jam jars for years
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 24, 2019, 10:07:19 AM
He'd been collecting old jam jars for years
for hoarding bereft Angel's tears
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 25, 2019, 10:03:43 AM
He'd been collecting old jam jars for years
for hoarding bereft Angel's tears
But Mrs O’Grady
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 25, 2019, 10:51:41 AM
He'd been collecting old jam jars for years
for hoarding bereft Angel's tears
But Mrs O’Grady
his loathsome landlady
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 25, 2019, 12:06:32 PM
He'd been collecting old jam jars for years
for hoarding bereft Angel's tears
But Mrs O’Grady
his loathsome landlady
gave ‘em all to a man from Algiers.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 25, 2019, 10:13:46 PM
Once sold to a man from Wisconsin
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 26, 2019, 08:32:07 AM
Once sold to a man from Wisconsin,
the midget Nathanial Johnson,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 26, 2019, 09:32:12 AM
Once sold to a man from Wisconsin,
the midget Nathanial Johnson,
who everyone thought
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 26, 2019, 10:24:19 AM
Once sold to a man from Wisconsin,
the midget Nathanial Johnson,
who everyone thought
was a jolly good sport
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 26, 2019, 11:08:15 AM
Once sold to a man from Wisconsin,
the midget Nathanial Johnson,
who everyone thought
was a jolly good sport
said ‘The Quality Streets are all gone, son’
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 26, 2019, 08:12:56 PM
Brave effort.  ;)

A pipe-smoking widow named Anne
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 27, 2019, 09:07:49 AM
A pipe-smoking widow named Anne
joined a circus in Uzbekistan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 27, 2019, 09:23:03 AM
A pipe-smoking widow named Anne
joined a circus in Uzbekistan
where her flying trapeze
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on November 27, 2019, 09:25:13 AM
A pipe-smoking widow named Anne
joined a circus in Uzbekistan
where her flying trapeze
made her constantly sneeze
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 27, 2019, 10:13:48 AM
A pipe-smoking widow named Anne
joined a circus in Uzbekistan
where her flying trapeze
made her constantly sneeze -
and that made the snot hit the fan.

A really sad clown and his dog
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 27, 2019, 10:37:04 AM
A really sad clown and his dog
slowly sank in a bleak moorland bog
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 27, 2019, 11:33:59 AM
A really sad clown and his dog
slowly sank in a bleak moorland bog
and as they went under
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 27, 2019, 12:15:30 PM
A really sad clown and his dog
slowly sank in a bleak moorland bog
and as they went under
he started to wonder
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 27, 2019, 03:21:18 PM
A really sad clown and his dog
slowly sank in a bleak moorland bog
and as they went under
he started to wonder
what happened to Noggin the Nog.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 07, 2019, 08:27:12 AM
There once was a dwarf from Manassas
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 07, 2019, 05:50:55 PM
There once was a dwarf from Manassas
with a bad case of xanthomatosis
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 08, 2019, 08:30:43 PM
There once was a dwarf from Manassas
with a bad case of xanthomatosis
They sucked it all out
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 09, 2019, 09:22:07 AM
There once was a dwarf from Manassas
with a bad case of xanthomatosis
They sucked it all out
then Tim – a boy scout
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 11, 2019, 08:46:40 PM
There once was a dwarf from Manassas
with a bad case of xanthomatosis
They sucked it all out
then Tim – a boy scout
made soap for the gullible masses.

The masses rose up in revolt

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 12, 2019, 03:01:58 PM
The masses rose up in revolt
‘This mess is all somebody’s fault!’

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 12, 2019, 10:39:14 PM
The masses rose up in revolt
‘This mess is all somebody’s fault!’
"What's with the glitter?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 13, 2019, 06:02:23 AM
The masses rose up in revolt
‘This mess is all somebody’s fault!’
"What's with the glitter
and the wood splitter?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 13, 2019, 06:12:07 AM
The masses rose up in revolt
‘This mess is all somebody’s fault!’
"What's with the glitter
and the wood splitter,
and the priest locked up in the vault?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 16, 2019, 10:23:09 AM
When the priest peeped out from his hole
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 16, 2019, 11:31:16 AM
When the priest peeped out from his hole
he asked for a warm sausage roll

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 17, 2019, 12:24:51 AM
When the priest peeped out from his hole
he asked for a warm sausage roll
to hold and caress
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 17, 2019, 08:49:43 AM
When the priest peeped out from his hole
he asked for a warm sausage roll
to hold and caress,
then he’d quickly undress
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 17, 2019, 10:56:05 AM
When the priest peeped out from his hole
he asked for a warm sausage roll
to hold and caress,
then he’d quickly undress
as a lecherous smile he smole.

An old Jew went to buy a new shirt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 17, 2019, 10:57:27 AM
An old Jew went to buy a new shirt
But not one would match with his skirt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 17, 2019, 11:26:32 AM
An old Jew went to buy a new shirt
But not one would match with his skirt
he became so frustrated
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 18, 2019, 01:34:06 AM
An old Jew went to buy a new shirt
But not one would match with his skirt
he became so frustrated
his face illustrated
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 18, 2019, 11:47:22 AM
An old Jew went to buy a new shirt
But not one would match with his skirt
he became so frustrated
his face illustrated
the desolate, soul-crushing hurt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 19, 2019, 07:33:46 PM
A rotund tutor from Kentucky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 20, 2019, 07:52:30 AM
A rotund tutor from Kentucky
found that with girls he was lucky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 22, 2019, 10:40:02 AM
A rotund tutor from Kentucky
found that with girls he was lucky
until they'd discover
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 22, 2019, 10:55:06 AM
A rotund tutor from Kentucky
found that with girls he was lucky
until they'd discover
he was their half-brother
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 23, 2019, 05:03:49 AM
A rotund tutor from Kentucky
found that with girls he was lucky
until they'd discover
he was their half-brother.
Who knew their dad was so yucky?

That was a rough one. Thanks for playing along, Gyppo.  ;)


An elf and a bubble wrap maker
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on December 23, 2019, 06:25:07 AM
An elf and a bubble wrap maker
Had to stop by the undertaker
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 23, 2019, 07:09:20 PM
An elf and a bubble wrap maker
Had to stop by the undertaker
while 'doing' the dishes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 23, 2019, 08:16:00 PM
An elf and a bubble wrap maker
Had to stop by the undertaker
while 'doing' the dishes
and making three wishes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 03, 2020, 04:54:55 AM
An elf and a bubble wrap maker
Had to stop by the undertaker
while 'doing' the dishes
and making three wishes
behind the house of a Quaker
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2020, 08:38:52 AM
A randy young Quaker once said
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 03, 2020, 09:08:29 AM
A randy young Quaker once said
‘I am keeping my hat on in bed’
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 03, 2020, 09:57:26 AM
A randy young Quaker once said
‘I am keeping my hat on in bed’
But his pants he hung
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2020, 10:16:21 AM
A randy young Quaker once said
‘I am keeping my hat on in bed’
But his pants he hung
where his testicles swung
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 03, 2020, 10:39:03 AM
A randy young Quaker once said
‘I am keeping my hat on in bed’
But his pants he hung
where his testicles swung
from a hook on a piece of green thread.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 03, 2020, 01:44:55 PM
He sang as he strolled through the heather
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 03, 2020, 03:28:28 PM
He sang as he strolled through the heather
in the grey, dreary Jocklandish weather
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2020, 06:49:02 PM
He sang as he strolled through the heather
in the grey, dreary Jocklandish weather
saying "I feel so damned lucky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 03, 2020, 07:10:12 PM
He sang as he strolled through the heather
in the grey, dreary Jocklandish weather
saying "I feel so damned lucky
that my sporran's not mucky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 03, 2020, 10:41:59 PM
He sang as he strolled through the heather
in the grey, dreary Jocklandish weather
saying "I feel so damned lucky
that my sporran's not mucky
and my balls are as lithe as a feather."
 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 04, 2020, 07:50:28 AM
A bimbo went to San Fransisco
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 04, 2020, 08:28:14 AM

A bimbo went to San Fransisco
To compete in Olympic Disco
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 04, 2020, 09:29:15 AM
A bimbo went to San Fransisco
To compete in Olympic Disco
Where she twisted and twirled
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 04, 2020, 09:30:24 AM
A bimbo went to San Fransisco
To compete in Olympic Disco
Where she twisted and twirled
'till he hairdo unfurled
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 06, 2020, 10:22:18 AM
A bimbo went to San Fransisco
To compete in Olympic Disco
Where she twisted and twirled
'till her hairdo unfurled
it wasn’t considered a risk though.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 06, 2020, 06:59:19 PM
Provided she wore purple pants
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 07, 2020, 01:00:35 PM
Provided she wore purple pants
(a redoubtable pair of her aunt’s)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 07, 2020, 01:59:33 PM
Provided she wore purple pants
(a redoubtable pair of her aunt’s)
she was safe from Sir Jack
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 07, 2020, 02:00:37 PM
Provided she wore purple pants
(a redoubtable pair of her aunt’s)
she was safe from Sir Jack
a foul villain in black
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 07, 2020, 02:05:00 PM
Provided she wore purple pants
(a redoubtable pair of her aunt’s)
she was safe from Sir Jack
a foul villain in black
with his throbbing great, cheese-smelling lance.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 07, 2020, 02:33:54 PM
He prodded the crust of his pie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 07, 2020, 05:34:38 PM
He prodded the crust of his pie
with a fork that he'd bought in Dubai
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 08, 2020, 09:54:48 AM
He prodded the crust of his pie
with a fork that he'd bought in Dubai.
This pie connoisseur

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 08, 2020, 10:56:32 AM
He prodded the crust of his pie
with a fork that he'd bought in Dubai.
This pie connoisseur
and well-loved frotteur
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 09, 2020, 09:53:37 AM
He prodded the crust of his pie
with a fork that he'd bought in Dubai.
This pie connoisseur
and well-loved frotteur
was saddened but no-one knew why.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 09, 2020, 10:07:07 AM
When Maureen stepped out of the door
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2020, 11:02:29 AM
When Maureen stepped out of the door
the world wasn't there anymore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 09, 2020, 11:04:03 AM
When Maureen stepped out of the door
the world wasn't there anymore
as she tumbled through space
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2020, 11:10:14 AM
When Maureen stepped out of the door
the world wasn't there anymore
as she tumbled through space
the stunned look on her face
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 09, 2020, 11:19:37 AM
When Maureen stepped out of the door
the world wasn't there anymore
as she tumbled through space
the stunned look on her face
mimicked the turtles she saw.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 09, 2020, 11:39:04 AM
The herons have flown to the East
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2020, 11:51:36 AM
The herons have flown to the East
escaping a Pike called The Beast
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 09, 2020, 02:44:15 PM
The herons have flown to the East
escaping a Pike called The Beast
who lurks down below

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2020, 03:59:25 PM
The herons have flown to the East
escaping a Pike called The Beast
who lurks down below
in the twilight green glow
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 10, 2020, 07:46:45 AM
The herons have flown to the East
escaping a Pike called The Beast
who lurks down below
in the twilight green glow
ready, and waiting, and greased.


There once was a very sad clown
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 10, 2020, 09:29:48 AM
There once was a very sad clown
-His trousers had just fallen down
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 10, 2020, 11:20:53 AM
There once was a very sad clown
-His trousers had just fallen down.
And his lion-tamer chum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 10, 2020, 11:54:47 AM
There once was a very sad clown
-His trousers had just fallen down.
And his lion-tamer chum
whipped his little pink bum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 10, 2020, 07:25:39 PM
There once was a very sad clown
-His trousers had just fallen down.
And his lion-tamer chum
whipped his little pink bum
while avoiding the bit that was brown.

A green-fingered gardener called Jake
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2020, 07:23:02 AM
A green-fingered gardener called Jake
tried cutting the weeds by the lake 



 I've missed some fun here. Glad to see this thread breathed into life. I'll try not to kill it.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 11, 2020, 07:24:21 AM
A green-fingered gardener called Jake
tried cutting the weeds by the lake.
Was attacked by a swan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2020, 07:32:18 AM
A green-fingered gardener called Jake
tried cutting the weeds by the lake.
Was attacked by a swan
and a moose nicknamed Shawn
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 11, 2020, 09:55:03 AM
A green-fingered gardener called Jake
tried cutting the weeds by the lake.
Was attacked by a swan
and a moose nicknamed Shawn
and a crazed garden gnome with a rake.

The gnome, sad to say, was named Cecil
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 11, 2020, 10:52:28 AM
The gnome, sad to say, was named Cecil
and drinking a cup full of diesel
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 12, 2020, 11:30:39 AM
The gnome, sad to say, was named Cecil
and drinking a cup full of diesel.
Then he lit up a smoke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 12, 2020, 12:26:00 PM
The gnome, sad to say, was named Cecil
and drinking a cup full of diesel.
Then he lit up a smoke
took a bloody great toke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 13, 2020, 09:12:13 AM
The gnome, sad to say, was named Cecil
and drinking a cup full of diesel.
Then he lit up a smoke
took a bloody great toke
then caught the last bus into Hessle.*



*it’s not far from Hull



Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 13, 2020, 09:15:51 AM
The bus driver from Hessle was blind
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2020, 09:18:06 AM
The bus driver from Hessle was blind
but his passengers were too drunk to mind
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 13, 2020, 09:59:04 AM
The bus driver from Hessle was blind
but his passengers were too drunk to mind.
Life near Hull
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 13, 2020, 10:57:55 AM
The bus driver from Hessle was blind
but his passengers were too drunk to mind.
Life near Hull
is incredibly dull
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 13, 2020, 11:16:44 AM
The bus driver from Hessle was blind
but his passengers were too drunk to mind.
Life near Hull
is incredibly dull.
They ride the bus to leave it behind.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 13, 2020, 01:16:36 PM
Things are much better in Goole
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 14, 2020, 04:15:16 AM
Things are much better in Goole
Where hookers hook for their gruel
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 17, 2020, 09:18:45 AM
Things are much better in Goole
Where hookers hook for their gruel
However, in Brough
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 17, 2020, 03:30:37 PM
Things are much better in Goole
Where hookers hook for their gruel
However, in Brough
where the children take snuff 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 20, 2020, 10:00:48 AM
Things are much better in Goole
Where hookers hook for their gruel
However, in Brough
where the children take snuff
they venerate Muffin the Mule.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 20, 2020, 10:11:09 AM
Well now, Muffin' the mule's not a crime
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 20, 2020, 11:06:45 AM
Well now, Muffin' the mule's not a crime
it’s just harmlessly passing the time
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2020, 11:27:33 AM
Well now, Muffin' the mule's not a crime
it’s just harmlessly passing the time.
But muffing a cat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 20, 2020, 11:53:22 AM
Well now, Muffin' the mule's not a crime
it’s just harmlessly passing the time.
But muffing a cat -
they can do you for that
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2020, 01:52:19 PM
Well now, Muffin' the mule's not a crime
it’s just harmlessly passing the time.
But muffing a cat -
they can do you for that
and cut you right off in your prime.

While baking some nice fruity scones
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 20, 2020, 02:21:05 PM
While baking some nice fruity scones
my wife asked if I'd 'jump her bones'
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 20, 2020, 02:48:22 PM
While baking some nice fruity scones
my wife asked if I'd 'jump her bones'
And whilst I like cooking, 

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 20, 2020, 08:00:02 PM
While baking some nice fruity scones
my wife asked if I'd 'jump her bones'
And whilst I like cooking,
I avoid any fooking
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 21, 2020, 09:18:53 AM
While baking some nice fruity scones
my wife asked if I'd 'jump her bones'
And whilst I like cooking,
I avoid any fooking
except with the lodger Miss Jones.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 21, 2020, 10:44:51 AM
The lodger, Miss Jones, was a wit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 21, 2020, 11:28:25 AM
The lodger, Miss Jones, was a wit
my sides were repeatedly split

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 21, 2020, 02:15:44 PM
The lodger, Miss Jones, was a wit
my sides were repeatedly split
by her gags about farts
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 21, 2020, 02:45:41 PM
The lodger, Miss Jones, was a wit.
My sides were repeatedly split
by her gags about farts
and the flatulist arts
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 23, 2020, 11:50:44 PM
The lodger, Miss Jones, was a wit.
My sides were repeatedly split
by her gags about farts
and the flatulist arts
and the music she made with one tit.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 24, 2020, 01:27:22 PM
The end of the world could be nigh
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 24, 2020, 01:42:15 PM
The end of the world could be nigh.
Was tattooed at the top of her thigh
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2020, 02:31:09 PM
The end of the world could be nigh.
Was tattooed at the top of her thigh
and the deep Crack of Doom
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 24, 2020, 05:20:58 PM
The end of the world could be nigh.
Was tattooed at the top of her thigh
and the deep Crack of Doom
that led straight to the womb
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2020, 06:57:07 PM
The end of the world could be nigh.
Was tattooed at the top of her thigh
and the deep Crack of Doom
that led straight to the womb
made talentless 'Womb Raiders' cry.

Now, let's write a verse with no smut
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 24, 2020, 07:46:29 PM
Now, let's write a verse with no smut
not mention a harlot or slut
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2020, 07:54:22 PM
Now, let's write a verse with no smut
not mention a harlot or slut
it should be quite easy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 24, 2020, 09:09:27 PM
Now, let's write a verse with no smut
not mention a harlot or slut
it should be quite easy
if not downright cheesy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 25, 2020, 08:38:09 AM
Now, let's write a verse with no smut
not mention a harlot or slut
it should be quite easy
if not downright cheesy
and appear on these pages uncut.

While wiping the top of his chopper
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 25, 2020, 12:08:29 PM
While wiping the top of his chopper
Mark almost bumped into a copper
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2020, 12:18:54 PM
While wiping the top of his chopper
Mark almost bumped into a copper
who was riding a bike
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 27, 2020, 05:19:02 AM
While wiping the top of his chopper
Mark almost bumped into a copper
who was riding a bike
with a unicorn spike
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 27, 2020, 01:29:56 PM
While wiping the top of his chopper
Mark almost bumped into a copper
who was riding a bike
with a unicorn spike –
which the vicar considered improper.

 
When a lady lost one of her shoes

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2020, 01:43:57 PM
When a lady lost one of her shoes
as she walked through the Vicarage Mews
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 27, 2020, 11:32:41 PM
When a lady lost one of her shoes
as she walked through the Vicarage Mews,
her new Sugar Daddy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 28, 2020, 08:38:14 AM
When a lady lost one of her shoes
as she walked through the Vicarage Mews,
her new Sugar Daddy
a tycoon called Paddy,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 28, 2020, 08:42:44 AM
When a lady lost one of her shoes
as she walked through the Vicarage Mews.
Her new Sugar Daddy
a tycoon called Paddy,
grabbed his trumpet and blew out the blues.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 28, 2020, 09:57:34 AM
He bought her a second hand cello
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 28, 2020, 10:04:18 AM
He bought her a second hand cello
from a five-legged, red-haired fellow
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 28, 2020, 10:58:52 AM
He bought her a second hand cello
from a five-legged, red-haired fellow.
Her muscular thighs 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 28, 2020, 07:32:15 PM
He bought her a second hand cello
from a five-legged, red-haired fellow.
Her muscular thighs
easily coped with its size
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 28, 2020, 08:55:17 PM
He bought her a second hand cello
from a five-legged, red-haired fellow.
Her muscular thighs
easily coped with its size
as she plucked out tunes upbeat or mellow.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 29, 2020, 08:18:43 AM
Whilst straddling her cello in passion
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 29, 2020, 11:36:37 AM
Whilst straddling her cello in passion
her face became suddenly ashen     
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 29, 2020, 02:16:12 PM
Whilst straddling her cello in passion
her face became suddenly ashen
as her bow snapped then broke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on January 30, 2020, 05:18:21 AM
Whilst straddling her cello in passion
her face became suddenly ashen
as her bow snapped then broke
and gave her a hard poke
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2020, 08:18:22 AM
Whilst straddling her cello in passion
her face became suddenly ashen
as her bow snapped then broke
and gave her a hard poke
and the strings gave the poor girl a lashing.

Her hunger for music was spent
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 30, 2020, 09:14:51 AM
Her hunger for music was spent
so she trekked all the way to Tashkent
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 30, 2020, 10:26:18 AM
Her hunger for music was spent
so she trekked all the way to Tashkent.
An Uzbeki called Stan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 30, 2020, 12:44:07 PM
Her hunger for music was spent
so she trekked all the way to Tashkent.
An Uzbeki called Stan
owned a small non-stick pan



Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 30, 2020, 01:22:28 PM
Her hunger for music was spent
so she trekked all the way to Tashkent.
An Uzbeki called Stan
owned a small non-stick pan;
it was new, but it did have a dent.

Stan polished his pan 'till it shone
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 30, 2020, 01:39:18 PM
Stan polished his pan 'till it shone
‘til its fame reached Azerbaijan

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2020, 01:51:00 PM
Stan polished his pan 'till it shone
‘til its fame reached Azerbaijan
and then some prick named Putin
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 30, 2020, 02:23:05 PM
Stan polished his pan 'till it shone
‘til its fame reached Azerbaijan
and then some prick named Putin
stuck his fat boot in
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 31, 2020, 10:09:14 AM
Stan polished his pan 'till it shone
‘til its fame reached Azerbaijan
and then some prick named Putin
stuck his fat boot in
only to find Stan had gone!

He fled to a yurt in Mongolia
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 31, 2020, 10:59:57 AM
He fled to a yurt in Mongolia
to wallow in his melancholia
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 31, 2020, 11:13:30 AM
He fled to a yurt in Mongolia
to wallow in his melancholia.
He clung to his pan

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 31, 2020, 11:51:48 AM
He fled to a yurt in Mongolia
to wallow in his melancholia.
He clung to his pan
'cause he prized it more than
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 31, 2020, 12:00:10 PM
He fled to a yurt in Mongolia
to wallow in his melancholia.
He clung to his pan
'cause he prized it more than
his bible – although that was holier.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 31, 2020, 01:16:10 PM
Stan's yurt had a leak in the flap
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 31, 2020, 01:17:54 PM
Stan's yurt had a leak in the flap
There was nowhere to go for a [email protected]
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 31, 2020, 01:31:31 PM
Stan's yurt had a leak in the flap
There was nowhere to go for a [email protected]
without being seen
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 31, 2020, 01:47:02 PM
Stan's yurt had a leak in the flap
There was nowhere to go for a [email protected]
without being seen
And the carpets weren't clean
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 06, 2020, 08:33:07 AM
Stan's yurt had a leak in the flap
There was nowhere to go for a [email protected]
without being seen
And the carpets weren't clean
plus the a$$ wipes were pinecones with sap


He took his chances at the latrine



Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 06, 2020, 08:45:57 AM
He took his chances at the latrine
on a thunderbox far from pristine
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 06, 2020, 12:17:36 PM

He took his chances at the latrine
on a thunderbox far from pristine
He felt a sharp sting
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 06, 2020, 03:46:15 PM
He took his chances at the latrine
on a thunderbox far from pristine
He felt a sharp sting
from a large crawly thing

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 06, 2020, 04:58:25 PM
He took his chances at the latrine
on a thunderbox far from pristine
He felt a sharp sting
from a large crawly thing
and since then he has never been seen.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 07, 2020, 05:14:36 AM
An eight fingered wombat from Brussels
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 07, 2020, 10:14:28 AM
An eight fingered wombat from Brussels
posed elegantly, flexing his muscles
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 10, 2020, 11:01:43 AM
An eight fingered wombat from Brussels
posed elegantly, flexing his muscles
He wanted to mate

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 11, 2020, 11:26:34 PM
An eight fingered wombat from Brussels
posed elegantly, flexing his muscles
He wanted to mate
But his blocked prostrate
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 12, 2020, 09:34:31 AM
An eight fingered wombat from Brussels
posed elegantly, flexing his muscles
He wanted to mate
But his blocked prostrate
frustrated his amorous tussles
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 20, 2020, 11:44:20 AM
He drilled a small hole in the wall

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 20, 2020, 01:12:30 PM
He drilled a small hole in the wall
of the second from left toilet stall.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 20, 2020, 10:27:24 PM
He drilled a small hole in the wall
of the second from left toilet stall.
He stuck through his tongue
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 21, 2020, 08:49:35 AM
He drilled a small hole in the wall
of the second from left toilet stall.
He stuck through his tongue
untied his sarong
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 21, 2020, 01:58:06 PM
He drilled a small hole in the wall
of the second from left toilet stall.
He stuck through his tongue
untied his sarong
while a kangeroo licked his left ball.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 22, 2020, 04:46:14 AM
His left ball was left tingling and wet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 22, 2020, 07:56:42 AM
His left ball was left tingling and wet
while the right was the colour of jet 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 24, 2020, 10:26:45 AM
His left ball was left tingling and wet
while the right was the colour of jet
He called Dr Thacker
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 24, 2020, 08:52:57 PM
His left ball was left tingling and wet
while the right was the colour of jet
He called Dr Thacker
who brought a nutcracker
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 25, 2020, 08:59:48 AM
His left ball was left tingling and wet
while the right was the colour of jet
He called Dr Thacker
who brought a nutcracker
and Dagmar – a leggy brunette.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on February 25, 2020, 12:08:50 PM
(I love reading these. This is not my own strong suit and I am hesitant to play. But I do love reading what you put up here. Thanks.)
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 25, 2020, 10:50:51 PM
A walnut's a very fine thing
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 25, 2020, 11:25:44 PM
A walnut's a very fine thing
especially when flung from a sling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 26, 2020, 06:24:52 AM
A walnut's a very fine thing
especially when flung from a sling
You'll hear a giant crack
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 26, 2020, 07:31:02 AM
A walnut's a very fine thing
especially when flung from a sling
You'll hear a giant crack
as it fractures your back
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 26, 2020, 09:05:39 AM
A walnut's a very fine thing
especially when flung from a sling
You'll hear a giant crack
as it fractures your back
and you may very stridently sing
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 26, 2020, 03:30:23 PM
To sing like Ms Streisand is scary
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 27, 2020, 12:23:55 AM
To sing like Ms Streisand is scary
New singers you need to be wary
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 27, 2020, 09:31:43 AM
To sing like Ms Streisand is scary
New singers you need to be wary
She set the bar high
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on February 27, 2020, 02:01:17 PM

To sing like Ms Streisand is scary
New singers you need to be wary
She set the bar high
So do more than try
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 28, 2020, 09:46:52 AM
To sing like Ms Streisand is scary
New singers you need to be wary
She set the bar high
So do more than try
and soar like a spangled canary.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 02, 2020, 12:13:48 PM
The time to have fun has begun
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 02, 2020, 01:36:30 PM
The time to have fun has begun
so why not dress up as a nun?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 02, 2020, 02:38:46 PM
The time to have fun has begun
so why not dress up as a nun?
It's a curious habit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 03, 2020, 06:25:35 AM
The time to have fun has begun
so why not dress up as a nun?
It's a curious habit;
you must never gab it
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 03, 2020, 09:07:48 AM
The time to have fun has begun
so why not dress up as a nun?
It's a curious habit;
you must never gab it
unless you are big Dennis Lunn.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 04, 2020, 08:43:01 AM
Once upon a time there was a Prince
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 04, 2020, 09:16:14 AM
Once upon a time there was a Prince
whose walk was a definite mince




Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 05, 2020, 03:11:39 AM
Once upon a time there was a Prince
whose walk was a definite mince
As heir to the throne
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 05, 2020, 07:19:51 AM
Once upon a time there was a Prince
whose walk was a definite mince
As heir to the throne
he tended to  moan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 05, 2020, 09:01:51 AM
Once upon a time there was a Prince
whose walk was a definite mince
As heir to the throne
he tended to  moan
and grumble and grimace and wince.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 06, 2020, 06:12:32 AM
A wild actress from Venice once said
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 06, 2020, 06:37:15 AM
A wild actress from Venice once said
She thought her bottom was made from lead
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 06, 2020, 07:16:00 AM
A wild actress from Venice once said
She thought her bottom was made from lead.
So she went to a smelter
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 06, 2020, 07:29:36 AM
A wild actress from Venice once said
She thought her bottom was made from lead.
So she went to a smelter
who squeezed up and felt her
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 06, 2020, 07:43:36 AM
A wild actress from Venice once said
She thought her bottom was made from lead.
So she went to a smelter
who squeezed up and felt her
then offered to melt down her head.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 06, 2020, 10:56:35 AM
The bishop was very excited
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 06, 2020, 12:06:00 PM
The bishop was very excited
His staff was somehow ignited
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 06, 2020, 01:30:18 PM
The bishop was very excited
His staff was somehow ignited
he summoned a nun

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 06, 2020, 06:17:20 PM
The bishop was very excited
His staff was somehow ignited
he summoned a nun
who arrived on the run
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 06, 2020, 06:58:25 PM
The bishop was very excited
His staff was somehow ignited
he summoned a nun
who arrived on the run
with the abbess; who wasn't invited.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 09, 2020, 10:50:57 AM
The abbess was deeply upset
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 09, 2020, 11:10:30 AM
The abbess was deeply upset
She thought the Bishop her "pet"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 09, 2020, 01:40:19 PM
The abbess was deeply upset
She thought the Bishop her "pet".
Now he claimed that his staff
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 09, 2020, 02:00:47 PM
The abbess was deeply upset
She thought the Bishop her "pet".
Now he claimed that his staff
wasn’t there for a laugh
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 09, 2020, 05:46:35 PM
The abbess was deeply upset
She thought the Bishop her "pet".
Now he claimed that his staff
wasn’t there for a laugh
Still a laugh was all he could get.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 10, 2020, 02:30:49 AM
There once was a Prince in Peru
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 10, 2020, 08:46:34 AM
There once was a Prince in Peru
who went on a rampage with glue
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 10, 2020, 11:14:17 AM
There once was a Prince in Peru
who went on a rampage with glue
Together he stuck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 10, 2020, 11:19:59 AM
There once was a Prince in Peru
who went on a rampage with glue
Together he stuck
two pigs and a duck
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 10, 2020, 02:19:33 PM
There once was a Prince in Peru
who went on a rampage with glue
Together he stuck
two pigs and a duck
to the back of a basking gnu. 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 11, 2020, 08:18:59 AM
Now is a good time to say
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 11, 2020, 10:03:54 PM

Now is a good time to say
It's time to move away
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 12, 2020, 05:10:08 AM
Now is a good time to say
It's time to move away
from screaming
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 12, 2020, 05:20:29 AM

Now is a good time to say
It's time to move away
from screaming
And dreaming
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 12, 2020, 11:12:51 AM
Now is a good time to say
It's time to move away
from screaming
And dreaming
and poems whose lines go astray.


Limericks people - come on.. You gotta feel it.

Diddly diddly dee
Diddly diddly dee
Diddly Dum
Diddly Dum
Diddly diddly dee


The members were firmly chastised
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 12, 2020, 03:35:01 PM
The members were firmly chastised
and their meter, quite rightly, dispised 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 13, 2020, 08:26:53 AM


The members were firmly chastised
and their meter, quite rightly, despised 
by Walter, the Wookie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 13, 2020, 08:37:59 AM
The members were firmly chastised
and their meter, quite rightly, despised 
by Walter, the Wookie
and Murphy, the bookie

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 13, 2020, 09:01:10 AM


The members were firmly chastised
and their meter, quite rightly, despised 
by Walter, the Wookie
and Murphy, the bookie,
and minions whose shoes were resized

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 13, 2020, 11:08:57 AM
A minion sat rubbing his bunion
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 13, 2020, 11:26:40 AM
A minion sat rubbing his bunion
and his cyst – which was rather a runny ‘un
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 13, 2020, 11:39:39 AM
A minion sat rubbing his bunion
and his cyst – which was rather a runny ‘un.
He had boils and warts
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 13, 2020, 12:05:58 PM
A minion sat rubbing his bunion
and his cyst – which was rather a runny ‘un.
He had boils and warts
and a swelling of sorts
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 13, 2020, 12:41:25 PM
A minion sat rubbing his bunion
and his cyst – which was rather a runny ‘un.
He had boils and warts
and a swelling of sorts
in the shape of a large pickled onion.

She was covered in cat fleas and ticks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 13, 2020, 01:40:55 PM
She was covered in cat fleas and ticks
which I squashed with a couple of bricks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 15, 2020, 02:52:53 AM
She was covered in cat fleas and ticks
which I squashed with a couple of bricks.
Her poor head was spinnin'
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 15, 2020, 06:14:17 AM
She was covered in cat fleas and ticks
which I squashed with a couple of bricks.
Her poor head was spinnin'
But her cat just kept grinnin
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 15, 2020, 07:36:36 AM
She was covered in cat fleas and ticks
which I squashed with a couple of bricks.
Her poor head was spinnin'
but her cat just kept grinnin
while her dog kept on bringing her sticks.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 15, 2020, 12:10:31 PM
The sticks, with gusto, were thrown
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 15, 2020, 12:49:48 PM
The sticks, with gusto, were thrown
but really he wanted a bone
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 15, 2020, 01:09:58 PM
The sticks, with gusto, were thrown
but really he wanted a bone
so he chewed off her leg
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 15, 2020, 02:07:02 PM
The sticks, with gusto, were thrown
but really he wanted a bone
so he chewed off her leg
and so now she must beg
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 15, 2020, 05:05:51 PM
The sticks, with gusto, were thrown
but really he wanted a bone
so he chewed off her leg
and so now she must beg
for a fiberglass peg of her own.

Her peg-leg went tippety-tap
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 15, 2020, 06:43:20 PM
Her peg-leg went tippety-tap
while her left boob went flippity-flap
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 15, 2020, 07:08:06 PM
Her peg-leg went tippety-tap
while her left boob went flippity-flap.
Now she claims she's a rapper
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 16, 2020, 09:55:38 AM
Her peg-leg went tippety-tap
while her left boob went flippity-flap.
Now she claims she's a rapper
called Big Hoppy Slappa
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 17, 2020, 07:00:24 AM
Her peg-leg went tippety-tap
while her left boob went flippity-flap.
Now she claims she's a rapper
called Big Hoppy Slappa
with a twist, and a tip of her hat.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 17, 2020, 11:22:47 AM
 It slid to the floor with a thud
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 17, 2020, 12:55:35 PM
It slid to the floor with a thud
Good thing it was only a dud
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 17, 2020, 05:45:57 PM
It slid to the floor with a thud
Good thing it was only a dud.
But then we saw sparks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 17, 2020, 05:51:21 PM
It slid to the floor with a thud
Good thing it was only a dud.
But then we saw sparks
of atoms and quarks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 17, 2020, 11:15:40 PM
It slid to the floor with a thud
Good thing it was only a dud.
But then we saw sparks
of atoms and quarks
And then saw a river of blood.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 18, 2020, 06:47:09 AM
When millions were dying from flu
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 06:40:38 AM
When millions were dying from flu
a mobster from Kalamazoo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 19, 2020, 06:50:49 AM
When millions were dying from flu
a mobster from Kalamazoo
kept a tissue at hand 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 06:56:58 AM
When millions were dying from flu
a mobster from Kalamazoo
kept a tissue at hand
with his head in the sand
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 19, 2020, 08:42:47 AM
When millions were dying from flu
a mobster from Kalamazoo
kept a tissue at hand
with his head in the sand
and was buggered by a passing gnu.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 19, 2020, 08:43:57 AM
A traditional guy from Darjeeling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 19, 2020, 09:09:32 AM
A traditional guy from Darjeeling
was locked up for touching and feeling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 09:16:22 AM
A traditional guy from Darjeeling
was locked up for touching and feeling
a mongoose named, Willy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 19, 2020, 09:41:01 AM
A traditional guy from Darjeeling
was locked up for touching and feeling
a mongoose named, Willy
screamed loudly and shrilly
 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 09:44:04 AM
A traditional guy from Darjeeling
was locked up for touching and feeling
a mongoose named, Willy
screamed loudly and shrilly
and goosed the mongoose to the ceiling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 19, 2020, 09:47:18 AM
Let's all reminisce about swine flu 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 19, 2020, 09:55:36 AM
Let's all reminisce about swine flu
while we all set up camp in the zoo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 23, 2020, 10:03:40 AM
Let's all reminisce about swine flu
while we all set up camp in the zoo
and bird flu was fine
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 23, 2020, 10:32:11 AM
Let's all reminisce about swine flu
while we all set up camp in the zoo
and bird flu was fine
with a sparkling white wine
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 23, 2020, 10:40:52 AM
Let's all reminisce about swine flu
while we all set up camp in the zoo
and bird flu was fine
with a sparkling white wine;
now I'm locked up with nothing to do.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 23, 2020, 10:42:25 AM
I escaped for a walk round the block
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 23, 2020, 10:49:50 AM
I escaped for a walk round the block
wearing only a hat and one sock
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 23, 2020, 11:11:57 AM
I escaped for a walk round the block
wearing only a hat and one sock
to cover my vulnerable parts
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 23, 2020, 11:52:28 AM
I escaped for a walk round the block
wearing only a hat and one sock
to cover my parts
and protect from stray darts
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 23, 2020, 01:08:52 PM
I escaped for a walk round the block
wearing only a hat and one sock
to cover my parts
and protect from stray darts
ignoring the rabble who mock

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 23, 2020, 02:27:27 PM
I was furloughed on 80% pay
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 23, 2020, 06:55:12 PM

I was furloughed on 80% pay
But alas, there is no going away
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 24, 2020, 12:59:09 AM
I was furloughed on 80% pay
But alas, there is no going away
So here I must sit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 24, 2020, 02:14:51 AM
I was furloughed on 80% pay
But alas, there is no going away
So here I must sit
my hand on my tit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 25, 2020, 11:15:44 AM
I was furloughed on 80% pay
But alas, there is no going away
So here I must sit
my hand on my tit
and hope for a roll in the hay.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 27, 2020, 06:23:21 AM
There's a funny ol' chef named James May
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on March 30, 2020, 05:17:30 AM
There's a funny ol' chef named James May
Who at the start of the day would pray
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 30, 2020, 07:30:51 AM
There's a funny ol' chef named James May
Who at the start of the day would pray
that his muffins would rise
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 30, 2020, 10:09:35 AM
There's a funny ol' chef named James May
Who at the start of the day would pray
that his muffins would rise
and his steak and ale pies

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 30, 2020, 02:10:24 PM
There's a funny ol' chef named James May
Who at the start of the day would pray
that his muffins would rise
and his steak and ale pies
Would elicit ridiculous pay.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 30, 2020, 04:59:36 PM
When we all hid indoors from the virus
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 31, 2020, 01:10:12 PM
When we all hid indoors from the virus
there was no-one around to admire us
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 31, 2020, 04:42:46 PM
When we all hid indoors from the virus
there was no-one around to admire us
which made us quite glum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 01, 2020, 06:22:23 AM
When we all hid indoors from the virus
there was no-one around to admire us
which made us quite glum
and grow a fat bum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on April 01, 2020, 08:49:25 AM
When we all hid indoors from the virus
there was no-one around to admire us
which made us quite glum
and grow a fat bum
whilst wiping our arse with papyrus.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on April 01, 2020, 02:30:08 PM
The papyrus was itchy at best
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 01, 2020, 03:25:54 PM
The papyrus was itchy at best
and through it, my finger, I pressed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on April 01, 2020, 03:36:47 PM
The papyrus was itchy at best
and through it, my finger, I pressed
and it sure wasn't pretty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 01, 2020, 05:02:56 PM
The papyrus was itchy at best
and through it, my finger, I pressed
and it sure wasn't pretty,
that tegut, so gritty,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on April 02, 2020, 12:45:56 PM
The papyrus was itchy at best
and through it, my finger, I pressed
and it sure wasn't pretty,
that tegut, so gritty,
was finally wiped off on my vest.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 03, 2020, 02:17:15 AM
Jack once cooked a batch of spaghetti
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 03, 2020, 03:47:09 AM
Jack once cooked a batch of spaghetti
for Marvin, his good friend, the yeti
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 03, 2020, 09:11:38 AM
Jack once cooked a batch of spaghetti
for Marvin, his good friend, the yeti
With a pinch of hot spice
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on April 03, 2020, 01:29:06 PM
Jack once cooked a batch of spaghetti
for Marvin, his good friend, the yeti
With a pinch of hot spice
and a cup of cold rice
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on April 03, 2020, 01:47:26 PM
Jack once cooked a batch of spaghetti
for Marvin, his good friend, the yeti
With a pinch of hot spice
and a cup of cold rice
all delivered by Mario Andretti.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 05, 2020, 08:37:27 AM
Mario Andretti cooked curry in Spain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 05, 2020, 08:48:15 AM
Mario Andretti cooked curry in Spain.
It's a meat one, so I shall abstain.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 05, 2020, 08:53:02 AM
Mario Andretti cooked curry in Spain.
It's a meat one, so I shall abstain.
Meat's grizzled and chewy
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on April 05, 2020, 11:18:07 AM
Mario Andretti cooked curry in Spain.
It's a meat one, so I shall abstain.
Meat's grizzled and chewy
unless steeped in Drambuie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on April 05, 2020, 01:55:05 PM
Mario Andretti cooked curry in Spain.
It's a meat one, so I shall abstain.
Meat's grizzled and chewy
unless steeped in Drambuie
So the Italian should surely refrain.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 05, 2020, 11:27:52 PM
There once was a man with the clap
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 06, 2020, 07:55:31 AM
There once was a man with the clap
he caught it from licking a flap
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on April 06, 2020, 08:15:18 AM
There once was a man with the clap
he caught it from licking a flap
of a rabid koala
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on April 06, 2020, 04:38:55 PM
There once was a man with the clap
he caught it from licking a flap
of a rabid koala
he'd picked up at a gala
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on April 07, 2020, 02:09:17 AM
There once was a man with the clap
he caught it from licking a flap
of a rabid koala
he'd picked up at a gala
when he went out side for a crap
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 14, 2020, 09:28:26 AM
So....no-one could think of a line
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 14, 2020, 09:30:12 AM
So....no-one could think of a line
well, fuck em, I'll use one of mine.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 14, 2020, 09:32:52 AM
So....no-one could think of a line
well, fuck em, I'll use one of mine.
I suppose that'll do
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 14, 2020, 09:38:08 AM
So....no-one could think of a line
well, fuck em, I'll use one of mine.
I suppose that'll do
though it's no billets doux
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 14, 2020, 10:11:01 AM
So....no-one could think of a line
well, fuck em, I'll use one of mine.
I suppose that'll do
though it's no billets doux
it’ll doux 'til we all go offline.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 14, 2020, 11:06:51 AM
The lovers were six feet apart
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 14, 2020, 11:46:08 AM
The lovers were six feet apart
bamboozled by how they could start

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 14, 2020, 01:36:41 PM
The lovers were six feet apart
bamboozled by how they could start
the masks seemed alluring
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 14, 2020, 02:09:55 PM
The lovers were six feet apart
bamboozled by how they could start
the masks seemed alluring
the gloves re-assuring
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 14, 2020, 02:16:16 PM
The lovers were six feet apart
bamboozled by how they could start
the masks seemed alluring
the gloves re-assuring
and the lass was a bit of a tart.

I'll watch and you can go first
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 14, 2020, 03:09:13 PM
I'll watch and you can go first
I’ll pass, as your “girlfriend” might burst
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 17, 2020, 11:23:47 PM
I'll watch and you can go first
I’ll pass, as your “girlfriend” might burst
She's overinflated
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mrs N on May 18, 2020, 12:33:09 AM
I'll watch and you can go first
I’ll pass, as your “girlfriend” might burst
She's overinflated
And so underrated
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 18, 2020, 07:07:06 AM
I'll watch and you can go first
I’ll pass, as your “girlfriend” might burst
She's overinflated
And so underrated
and her bum smells of onions and wurst.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 19, 2020, 08:57:23 AM
A lady who lived in Bulgaria
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 19, 2020, 09:48:46 AM
A lady who lived in Bulgaria
had a minge like a poodle, but hairier
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 19, 2020, 12:16:55 PM
A lady who lived in Bulgaria
had a minge like a poodle, but hairier
She paid half a million



Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 19, 2020, 01:59:39 PM
A lady who lived in Bulgaria
had a minge like a poodle, but hairier
She paid half a million
for a stylish Brazilian
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 20, 2020, 09:22:21 AM
A lady who lived in Bulgaria
had a minge like a poodle, but hairier
She paid half a million
for a stylish Brazilian
to deforest a very dense area.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 21, 2020, 01:36:31 PM
A lady who lived in Bulgaria
had a minge like a poodle, but hairier
She paid half a million
for a stylish Brazilian
and still looked like she needed a farrier
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 21, 2020, 05:22:27 PM
Alternate endings can work,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 22, 2020, 09:25:47 AM
Alternate endings can work,
but dangerous pitfalls may lurk
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 22, 2020, 09:55:47 AM
Alternate endings can work,
but dangerous pitfalls may lurk.
Imagine perchance,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 22, 2020, 10:18:01 AM
Alternate endings can work,
but dangerous pitfalls may lurk.
Imagine perchance
some strange circumstance

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 22, 2020, 11:38:44 AM
Alternate endings can work,
but dangerous pitfalls may lurk.
Imagine perchance
some strange circumstance
where two choices will drive you berserk.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 22, 2020, 11:42:38 AM
You might go a little bit nutty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 22, 2020, 11:49:49 AM
You might go a little bit nutty
when using mashed walnuts for putty.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 22, 2020, 01:38:26 PM
You might go a little bit nutty
when using mashed walnuts for putty.
or drive yourself bonkers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 22, 2020, 02:35:55 PM
You might go a little bit nutty
when using mashed walnuts for putty.
or drive yourself bonkers
while living in Yonkers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 22, 2020, 03:11:07 PM
You might go a little bit nutty
when using mashed walnuts for putty.
or drive yourself bonkers
while living in Yonkers
in search of a fish finger butty.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 03, 2020, 06:14:38 AM
A butty dripping with jam and cheese
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 03, 2020, 07:06:30 AM
A butty dripping with jam and cheese
can cause a sharp pain in the knees
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Firefly on June 03, 2020, 11:20:56 PM
A butty dripping with jam and cheese
can cause a sharp pain in the knees
Don't be alarmed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 04, 2020, 07:03:39 AM
A butty dripping with jam and cheese
can cause a sharp pain in the knees
Don't be alarmed
the chef's been disarmed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on June 04, 2020, 02:22:17 PM
A butty dripping with jam and cheese
can cause a sharp pain in the knees
Don't be alarmed
the chef's been disarmed
but whose severed fingers are these?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 04, 2020, 03:39:32 PM
A boomerang carver named Rick
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on June 04, 2020, 04:56:59 PM
A boomerang carver named Rick
made a homing device from his prick
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on June 04, 2020, 05:00:46 PM
A boomerang carver named Rick
made homing device from his prick.
The pigeon was shocked
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on June 04, 2020, 05:31:51 PM
A boomerang carver named Rick
made homing device from his prick.
The pigeon was shocked,
its route home was quite blocked
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on June 05, 2020, 09:53:50 AM
A boomerang carver named Rick
made a homing device from his prick.
The pigeon was shocked,
its route home was quite blocked
by a muscular hairdresser – Nick
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 10, 2020, 05:53:35 AM
A blonde woman went on a journey
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 10, 2020, 11:09:04 AM
A blonde woman went on a journey
on a rocket fuelled two-person gurney
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 12, 2020, 07:17:47 AM
A blonde woman went on a journey
on a rocket fuelled two-person gurney
with a pistol in hand
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 12, 2020, 09:18:48 PM
A blonde woman went on a journey
on a rocket fuelled two-person gurney
with a pistol in hand
and a couple of grand
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 13, 2020, 07:20:13 AM
A blonde woman went on a journey
on a rocket fuelled two-person gurney
with a pistol in hand
and a couple of grand,
as brave as a knight in the tourney.

She returned in a positive mood
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 13, 2020, 09:13:37 AM
She returned in a positive mood
having eaten a ton of great food
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 13, 2020, 09:41:17 AM
She returned in a positive mood
having eaten a ton of great food
such as porkless pork pies
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 13, 2020, 09:47:08 AM
She returned in a positive mood
having eaten a ton of great food
such as porkless pork pies
and curried sheep's eyes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 13, 2020, 11:13:43 AM
She returned in a positive mood
having eaten a ton of great food
such as porkless pork pies
and curried sheep's eyes
while wearing a leopard-skin snood.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 15, 2020, 09:45:20 AM
The leopard was left feeling chilly
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 15, 2020, 10:43:08 AM
The leopard was left feeling chilly
when an icicle formed on his willy.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on September 15, 2020, 01:54:41 PM
The leopard was left feeling chilly
when an icicle formed on his willy.
He heard of cold women
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 15, 2020, 02:26:26 PM
The leopard was left feeling chilly
when an icicle formed on his willy.
He heard of cold women
and stalked them whilst swimmin’
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 15, 2020, 03:23:04 PM
The leopard was left feeling chilly
when an icicle formed on his willy.
He heard of cold women
and stalked them whilst swimmin’
and wolf-whistling loudly and shrilly.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 16, 2020, 05:57:14 AM
Kitty's whistle was really off key
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2020, 07:38:48 AM
Kitty's whistle was really off key
and he desperately needed to pee
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 16, 2020, 08:48:01 AM
Kitty's whistle was really off key
and he desperately needed to pee    
The ocean was blue
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2020, 10:25:57 AM
Kitty's whistle was really off key
and he desperately needed to pee   
The ocean was blue
like a lonely suede shoe
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 16, 2020, 11:06:23 AM
Kitty's whistle was really off key
and he desperately needed to pee   
The ocean was blue
like a lonely suede shoe
but where could the soothsayer be?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2020, 11:20:57 AM
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 16, 2020, 12:39:43 PM
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
in the arms of fiery young witch
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2020, 01:21:27 PM
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
in the arms of a fiery young witch
his pants caught alight
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 16, 2020, 01:41:50 PM
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
in the arms of a fiery young witch
his pants caught alight
(he’d been smoking all night)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 16, 2020, 02:06:33 PM
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
in the arms of a fiery young witch
his pants caught alight
(he’d been smoking all night)
which left him a bad nervous twitch.

His PTSD was quite bad
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on September 16, 2020, 02:19:17 PM
His PTSD was quite bad
which left him perpetually sad
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2020, 02:24:58 PM
His PTSD was quite bad
which left him perpetually sad.
So he grabbed some vit. D
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 16, 2020, 02:46:00 PM
His PTSD was quite bad
which left him perpetually sad.
So he grabbed some vit. D
and a strong herbal tea
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2020, 04:52:53 PM
His PTSD was quite bad
which left him perpetually sad.
So he grabbed some vit. D
and a strong herbal tea
which proves that he's also quite mad.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 16, 2020, 05:29:17 PM
So they shot him, and that was the end
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 16, 2020, 10:28:46 PM
So they shot him, and that was the end;
his denouement clumsily penned.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on September 16, 2020, 11:15:41 PM
So they shot him, and that was the end;
his denouement clumsily penned.
But a sequel might sell
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 17, 2020, 01:04:55 AM
So they shot him, and that was the end;
his denouement clumsily penned.
But a sequel might sell
'bout his journey through Hell
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 17, 2020, 02:33:12 AM
So they shot him, and that was the end;
his denouement clumsily penned.
But a sequel might sell
'bout his journey through Hell
but the dipshit forgot to press "SEND."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 17, 2020, 02:35:41 AM
Politicians with IQs of ten
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2020, 08:19:18 AM
Politicians with IQs of ten
should be strangled, then, strangled again.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 17, 2020, 09:21:02 AM
Politicians with IQs of ten
should be strangled, then, strangled again.
then stamped upon heavily

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2020, 09:49:16 AM
Politicians with IQs of ten
should be strangled, then, strangled again.
Then stamped upon heavily,
ridiculed cleverly,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 17, 2020, 10:23:28 AM
Politicians with IQs of ten
should be strangled, then, strangled again.
Then stamped upon heavily,
ridiculed cleverly,
but the bastards will come back again.

Our Boris walked down by the river
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2020, 10:45:41 AM
Our Boris walked down by the river
sending maids young and old all aquiver
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 17, 2020, 01:13:46 PM
Our Boris walked down by the river
sending maids young and old all aquiver
he made a short speech

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 17, 2020, 01:38:18 PM
Our Boris walked down by the river
sending maids young and old all aquiver
he made a short speech,
but let out a short screech,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on September 17, 2020, 03:00:25 PM
Our Boris walked down by the river
sending maids young and old all aquiver
he made a short speech,
but let out a short screech,
when pelted with some rotten liver.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 18, 2020, 07:51:07 AM
While dogging in full PPE
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 18, 2020, 08:37:36 AM
While dogging in full PPE
somebody recognised me
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 18, 2020, 10:05:42 AM
While dogging in full PPE
somebody recognised me
from the shape of my glans
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 18, 2020, 10:08:31 AM
While dogging in full PPE
somebody recognised me
from the shape of my glans
and my manservant - Hans
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 18, 2020, 04:29:43 PM
While dogging in full PPE
somebody recognised me
from the shape of my glans
and my manservant - Hans
who stopped me part way to serve tea.

There once was a pornstar called Ted
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 18, 2020, 06:21:15 PM
There once was a pornstar called Ted
who came in my pocket then said:
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2020, 04:02:10 AM
There once was a pornstar called Ted
who came in my pocket then said:
"Ted, you are no stud"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 19, 2020, 07:52:00 AM
There once was a pornstar called Ted
who came in my pocket then said:
"Ted, you are no stud.
That's not even wood."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 21, 2020, 12:57:25 AM
There once was a pornstar called Ted
who came in my pocket then said:
"Ted, you are no stud.
That's not even wood."
He began bagging groceries instead.





There once was a grocer from Kona
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 21, 2020, 08:07:52 AM
There once was a grocer from Kona
who wanted to be a sperm donor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 21, 2020, 10:38:24 AM
There once was a grocer from Kona
who wanted to be a sperm donor
He filled a large bucket
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 21, 2020, 02:11:21 PM
There once was a grocer from Kona
who wanted to be a sperm donor.
He filled a large bucket,
got ready to chuck it,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 21, 2020, 03:50:15 PM
There once was a grocer from Kona
who wanted to be a sperm donor.
He filled a large bucket,
got ready to chuck it,
but suddenly died of Corona.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on September 21, 2020, 03:53:58 PM
There once was a grocer from Kona
who wanted to be a sperm donor
He filled a large bucket
then decided to chuck it
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 21, 2020, 05:56:42 PM
There once was a grocer from Kona
who wanted to be a sperm donor
He filled a large bucket
then decided to chuck it
at shopper who'd sprouted a boner.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on September 21, 2020, 10:59:16 PM
A mask naying hag from New Brunswick
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 22, 2020, 07:58:32 AM
A mask naying hag from New Brunswick
said, "The problem, you see, is my toothpick."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 23, 2020, 10:35:59 AM
A mask naying hag from New Brunswick
said, "The problem, you see, is my toothpick -
it's stuck in my eye."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 23, 2020, 10:45:46 AM
A mask naying hag from New Brunswick
said, "The problem, you see, is my toothpick -
it's stuck in my eye
'cause I skewered a fly."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 23, 2020, 11:21:58 AM
A mask naying hag from New Brunswick
said, "The problem, you see, is my toothpick -
it's stuck in my eye
'cause I skewered a fly
which was crawling on one of your buns, Mick.“
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 23, 2020, 05:25:29 PM
Mike stared at his buns in surprise
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on September 23, 2020, 09:33:45 PM
Mike stared at his buns in surprise
since they sported some toothpicked green eyes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 24, 2020, 09:08:33 AM
Mike stared at his buns in surprise
since they sported some toothpicked green eyes
His muffins were spurned
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on September 24, 2020, 09:16:58 AM
Mike stared at his buns in surprise
since they sported some toothpicked green eyes
His muffins were spurned
they were sooty and burned
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on September 24, 2020, 10:16:32 AM
Mike stared at his buns in surprise
since they sported some toothpicked green eyes
His muffins were spurned
they were sooty and burned
and to eat them took several tries

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 10, 2020, 12:42:17 PM
A fireman from South Carolina
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 10, 2020, 01:10:31 PM
A fireman from South Carolina
suddenly grew a vagina
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 10, 2020, 01:32:07 PM
A fireman from South Carolina
suddenly grew a vagina
it was on his face
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 10, 2020, 02:56:46 PM
A fireman from South Carolina
suddenly grew a vagina
it was on his face
such a terrible case
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on October 10, 2020, 10:19:49 PM
A fireman from South Carolina
suddenly grew a vagina
it was on his face
such a terrible case,
they called it a virus from China


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 15, 2020, 09:25:26 AM
The virus then rapidly spread
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 15, 2020, 02:41:04 PM
The virus then rapidly spread
Soon all the folks were in bed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 16, 2020, 09:26:48 AM
The virus then rapidly spread
Soon all the folks were in bed
but I was OK
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 16, 2020, 10:51:54 AM
The virus then rapidly spread
Soon all the folks were in bed
but I was OK
and I kept it at bay
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 16, 2020, 11:49:56 AM
The virus then rapidly spread
Soon all the folks were in bed
but I was OK
and I kept it at bay
with whisky and chocolate spread.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 16, 2020, 01:30:36 PM
There's chocolate spread on my knob
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 16, 2020, 02:33:22 PM
There's chocolate spread on my knob
which is better than on a corn cob
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 17, 2020, 06:59:43 PM
There's chocolate spread on my knob
which is better than on a corn cob
but the knob's on my door
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 18, 2020, 01:00:08 PM
There's chocolate spread on my knob
which is better than on a corn cob
but the knob's on my door
and the cob's on the floor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 19, 2020, 08:50:44 AM
There's chocolate spread on my knob
which is better than on a corn cob
but the knob's on my door
and the cob's on the floor.
I’m hating this catering job.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 19, 2020, 11:28:49 AM
They said I must wear a white hat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 19, 2020, 02:08:33 PM
They said I must wear a white hat
I wasn’t so sure about that
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 19, 2020, 02:53:23 PM
They said I must wear a white hat
I wasn’t so sure about that
It fell into the dirt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 19, 2020, 03:22:12 PM
They said I must wear a white hat
I wasn’t so sure about that
It fell into the dirt
where a chimneysweep - Bert
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 19, 2020, 10:04:58 PM
They said I must wear a white hat
I wasn’t so sure about that
It fell into the dirt
where a chimneysweep - Bert
had once ceremoniously shat.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 20, 2020, 08:51:50 AM
He read it and wearily sighed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 20, 2020, 09:57:41 AM
He read it and wearily sighed
it said, chimneysweep Bert had just died.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 20, 2020, 10:57:27 AM
He read it and wearily sighed
it said, chimneysweep Bert had just died
and was clogging a flue
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 20, 2020, 12:41:24 PM
He read it and wearily sighed
it said, chimneysweep Bert had just died
and was clogging a flue
with his espadrille shoe
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 20, 2020, 01:10:33 PM
He read it and wearily sighed
it said, chimneysweep Bert had just died
and was clogging a flue
with his espadrille shoe
in his mouth – they suspect suicide.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 20, 2020, 02:31:17 PM
The knife in his back was a clue
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 20, 2020, 03:13:24 PM
The knife in his back was a clue
he had drowned himself thoroughly too
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 20, 2020, 06:25:45 PM
The knife in his back was a clue
he had drowned himself thoroughly too
and chewed off one leg
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 21, 2020, 08:56:06 AM
The knife in his back was a clue
he had drowned himself thoroughly too
and chewed off one leg
so the coroner - Meg
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 21, 2020, 10:07:47 AM
The knife in his back was a clue
he had drowned himself thoroughly too
and chewed off one leg
so the coroner - Meg -
stuck it back on with some glue.

Then she sawed off the crown of his head
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 21, 2020, 10:35:00 AM
Then she sawed off the crown of his head
I need a new ashtray, she said
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 21, 2020, 10:50:39 AM
Then she sawed off the crown of his head
I need a new ashtray, she said.
She swilled off the gore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 21, 2020, 11:03:45 AM
Then she sawed off the crown of his head
I need a new ashtray, she said.
She swilled off the gore
and smoked Woodbines galore
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 21, 2020, 02:33:27 PM
Then she sawed off the crown of his head
I need a new ashtray, she said.
She swilled off the gore
and smoked Woodbines galore
All while lounging in bed.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 22, 2020, 10:59:12 AM
She told me her name was Consuela
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 22, 2020, 11:08:02 AM
She told me her name was Consuela
as I boffed her beneath her umbrella
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 22, 2020, 11:40:43 AM
She told me her name was Consuela
as I boffed her beneath her umbrella
in Guadalajara
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 22, 2020, 11:54:00 AM
She told me her name was Consuela
as I boffed her beneath her umbrella
in Guadalajara
in just a tiara
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 22, 2020, 12:17:51 PM
She told me her name was Consuela
as I boffed her beneath her umbrella
in Guadalajara
in just a tiara
but I only dreamt of Nigella.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 22, 2020, 12:27:34 PM
Nigella was baking brulee
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 22, 2020, 01:28:03 PM
Nigella was baking brulee
in a mildly lascivious way
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 22, 2020, 02:24:05 PM
Nigella was baking brulee
in a mildly lascivious way.
With pouting red lips
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 22, 2020, 02:50:21 PM
Nigella was baking brulee
in a mildly lascivious way.
With pouting red lips
she scoffed greasy chips
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 22, 2020, 03:12:30 PM
Nigella was baking brulee
in a mildly lascivious way.
With pouting red lips
she scoffed greasy chips,
mushy peas, and a glass of chablis.

Fanny Craddock would turn in her grave
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 23, 2020, 09:52:11 AM
Fanny Craddock would turn in her grave
yes Fanny knew how to behave
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2020, 01:27:21 PM
Fanny Craddock would turn in her grave
yes Fanny knew how to behave
when she battered poor Johnny

=====

(As a child I saw one of Fanny Craddock's cooking demonstrations at a local department store.  As she pretended to belabour her cowering husband with a rolling pin I thoroughly enjoyed the life-sized Punch and Judy element.  But it made me wonder about the wisdom of marriage.  Probably scarred me for life.  Wonder if could sue her estate for compensation?)

===
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 23, 2020, 03:15:24 PM
Fanny Craddock would turn in her grave
yes Fanny knew how to behave
when she battered poor Johnny
in her coarse Hindustani
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 26, 2020, 09:49:53 AM
Fanny Craddock would turn in her grave
yes Fanny knew how to behave
when she battered poor Johnny
in her coarse Hindustani
she signed off with a cheery wave.   

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 26, 2020, 11:03:34 AM
A fun thing to do in Ffestiniog
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 26, 2020, 11:11:28 AM
A fun thing to do in Ffestiniog
is to hunt for the second-best mini dog
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 26, 2020, 11:57:55 AM
A fun thing to do in Ffestiniog
is to hunt for the second-best mini dog.
Wearing fine hunting tweed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 26, 2020, 12:00:47 PM
A fun thing to do in Ffestiniog
is to hunt for the second-best mini dog.
Wearing fine hunting tweed
and tripping on Speed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 26, 2020, 01:15:15 PM
A fun thing to do in Ffestiniog
is to hunt for the second-best mini dog.
Wearing fine hunting tweed
and tripping on Speed
you’re as stylish as smartly dressed skinny Mogg (that’s the slender Jacob Rees-Mogg. ‘Mogg’ to his mates)

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 26, 2020, 01:53:36 PM
You awake with a terrified shriek
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 26, 2020, 02:10:22 PM
You awake with a terrified shriek –
there’s a rough hairy hand on your cheek
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 26, 2020, 07:46:49 PM
You awake with a terrified shriek –
there’s a rough hairy hand on your cheek
and one cupping your balls
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 27, 2020, 08:37:21 AM
You awake with a terrified shriek –
there’s a rough hairy hand on your cheek
and one cupping your balls
It’s the late Biggie Smalls!
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 27, 2020, 10:24:47 AM
You awake with a terrified shriek –
there’s a rough hairy hand on your cheek
and one cupping your balls
It’s the late Biggie Smalls
accompanied by Jonathan Creek.

Thank Christ it was only a dream
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 27, 2020, 10:59:11 AM
Thank Christ it was only a dream.
Here’s a ladies beach volleyball team
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 27, 2020, 12:20:09 PM
Thank Christ it was only a dream.
Here’s a ladies beach volleyball team
wearing Ugg boots and hats
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 27, 2020, 12:26:46 PM
Thank Christ it was only a dream.
Here’s a ladies beach volleyball team
wearing Ugg boots and hats
and paisley cravats
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 27, 2020, 12:30:47 PM
Thank Christ it was only a dream.
Here’s a ladies beach volleyball team
wearing Ugg boots and hats
and paisley cravats
and carrying pots of whipped cream.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 27, 2020, 12:47:45 PM
It's a vision I'd rather forget
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 27, 2020, 01:10:56 PM
It's a vision I'd rather forget
but I shagged Donald Trump for a bet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 27, 2020, 01:38:43 PM
It's a vision I'd rather forget
but I shagged Donald Trump for a bet
I won £7.30



Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 27, 2020, 01:56:49 PM
Thank Christ it was only a dream.
Here’s a ladies beach volleyball team
wearing Ugg boots and hats
and paisley cravats
- and again I wake up with a scream.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 27, 2020, 02:35:29 PM
It's a vision I'd rather forget
but I shagged Donald Trump for a bet
I won £7.30
and now I feel dirty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 27, 2020, 03:09:07 PM
It's a vision I'd rather forget
but I shagged Donald Trump for a bet
I won £7.30
and now I feel dirty
but at least I’m no longer in debt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 27, 2020, 03:48:40 PM
While walking alone through the wood
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 28, 2020, 09:44:18 AM
While walking alone through the wood
he met a strange man in a hood
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 28, 2020, 10:05:50 AM
While walking alone through the wood
he met a strange man in a hood
who said "My name's Robin."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 28, 2020, 10:31:09 AM
While walking alone through the wood
he met a strange man in a hood
who said, "My name's Robin.
My finger is throbbin'
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 28, 2020, 11:01:26 AM
While walking alone through the wood
he met a strange man in a hood
who said, "My name's Robin.
My finger is throbbin'".
His forearms were dripping with blood.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 28, 2020, 11:09:31 AM
I think he was probably a goth
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 28, 2020, 11:33:56 AM
I think he was probably a goth
who worshipped the deity Thoth
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 28, 2020, 11:37:19 AM
I think he was probably a goth
who worshipped the deity Thoth.
And hence the baboon
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 28, 2020, 11:49:40 AM
I think he was probably a goth
who worshipped the deity Thoth.
And hence the baboon
and the wily racoon

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on October 28, 2020, 12:14:42 PM
I think he was probably a goth
who worshipped the deity Thoth.
And hence the baboon
and the wily racoon
which he battered to death with a Sloth.

The Sloth was extremely concussed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 28, 2020, 01:16:46 PM
The Sloth was extremely concussed
befuddled it seemed and nonplussed   
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 28, 2020, 01:56:38 PM
The Sloth was extremely concussed
befuddled it seemed and nonplussed.
He counted both toes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 28, 2020, 02:08:55 PM
The Sloth was extremely concussed
befuddled it seemed and nonplussed.
He counted both toes
Dozed off, as one does
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 28, 2020, 02:18:38 PM
The Sloth was extremely concussed
befuddled it seemed and nonplussed.
He counted both toes
Dozed off, as one does
then flounced from the scene in disgust.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 29, 2020, 12:35:31 PM
The flouncing was ever so slow
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 29, 2020, 01:17:05 PM
The flouncing was ever so slow
for sloths are lethargic you know
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 29, 2020, 01:50:12 PM
The flouncing was ever so slow
for sloths are lethargic you know.
Concussed ones worse still

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 29, 2020, 03:16:19 PM
The flouncing was ever so slow
for sloths are lethargic you know.
Concussed ones worse still
and they do like to chill
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on October 30, 2020, 11:00:55 AM
The flouncing was ever so slow
for sloths are lethargic you know.
Concussed ones worse still
and they do like to chill
if the temperature drops and there's snow.

When building a snowman in Spain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on October 30, 2020, 11:33:52 AM
When building a snowman in Spain
don’t use the cartel’s cocaine
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on October 30, 2020, 01:32:01 PM
When building a snowman in Spain
don’t use the cartel’s cocaine
they get rather cranky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 01, 2020, 04:30:33 AM
When building a snowman in Spain
don’t use the cartel’s cocaine
they get rather cranky
then blame it on Spanky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 01, 2020, 06:46:35 AM
When building a snowman in Spain
don’t use the cartel’s cocaine
they get rather cranky
then blame it on Spanky -
the cute dominatrix from Maine.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 01, 2020, 08:10:52 AM
A vegan who lived in Montana
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 01, 2020, 09:17:28 AM
A vegan who lived in Montana
was stalking a wild banana
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 01, 2020, 09:20:45 AM
A vegan who lived in Montana
was stalking a wild banana
but it was unique
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 01, 2020, 12:55:12 PM
A vegan who lived in Montana
was stalking a wild banana
but it was unique
it was made by Lalique
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 01, 2020, 03:17:31 PM
A vegan who lived in Montana
was stalking a wild banana
but it was unique
it was made by Lalique
And used as a dildo by Nana
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 01, 2020, 06:10:25 PM
Glass dildos are oft prone to shatter
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 01, 2020, 08:49:45 PM
Glass dildos are oft prone to shatter
which causes some nasty blood splatter
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 02, 2020, 01:43:26 PM
Glass dildos are oft prone to shatter
which causes some nasty blood splatter
Be careful out there
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 02, 2020, 02:31:56 PM
Glass dildos are oft prone to shatter
which causes some nasty blood splatter
Be careful out there
and carry a spare
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 02, 2020, 06:13:52 PM
Glass dildos are oft prone to shatter
which causes some nasty blood splatter
Be careful out there
and carry a spare
and remember that black dildos matter.

A very sad man in a mac
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 02, 2020, 08:50:10 PM
A very sad man in a mac
was trying to find his way back
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 02, 2020, 10:08:48 PM
A very sad man in a mac
was trying to find his way back
to the place he last saw
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 02, 2020, 10:11:15 PM
A very sad man in a mac
was trying to find his way back
to the place he last saw
'fore his face hit the floor
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 02, 2020, 10:16:01 PM
A very sad man in a mac
was trying to find his way back
to the place he last saw
('fore his face hit the floor)
the bloke with the huge hairy sack.

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 04, 2020, 08:43:32 AM
As he fell from a very great height
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 04, 2020, 10:52:00 AM
As he fell from a very great height
his ex-wife exclaimed with delight:
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 04, 2020, 01:37:53 PM
As he fell from a very great height
his ex-wife exclaimed with delight:
“Just look at him go!”
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 04, 2020, 02:45:48 PM
As he fell from a very great height
his ex-wife exclaimed with delight:
“Just look at him go!”
And then further below
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 05, 2020, 08:41:40 AM
As he fell from a very great height
his ex-wife exclaimed with delight:
“Just look at him go!”
And then further below:
“He did pack his parachute, right?”
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 05, 2020, 10:04:49 AM
There's a human-shaped crater just there
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 05, 2020, 10:50:38 AM
There's a human-shaped crater just there
it’s a grim rather messy affair
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 05, 2020, 11:46:43 AM
There's a human-shaped crater just there
it’s a grim rather messy affair.
An odd chunk of brain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 05, 2020, 01:44:57 PM
There's a human-shaped crater just there
it’s a grim rather messy affair.
An odd chunk of brain
was lodged in a drain
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 05, 2020, 02:49:05 PM
There's a human-shaped crater just there
it’s a grim rather messy affair.
An odd chunk of brain
was lodged in a drain
near a testicle (one of a pair.)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 06, 2020, 09:42:36 AM
She told me her name was Grizelda
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 06, 2020, 10:30:27 AM
She told me her name was Grizelda
and that Trump's tiny hands had repelled her
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 06, 2020, 11:21:19 AM
She told me her name was Grizelda
and that Trump's tiny hands had repelled her
she also asserted
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 06, 2020, 11:53:59 AM
She told me her name was Grizelda
and that Trump's tiny hands had repelled her.
She also asserted:
"He's clearly perverted,"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 06, 2020, 01:17:05 PM
She told me her name was Grizelda
and that Trump's tiny hands had repelled her.
She also asserted:
"He's clearly perverted
- he asked me to dress as a welder”
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 06, 2020, 03:05:05 PM
So I welded his wig to his head
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 07, 2020, 02:11:18 PM
So I welded his wig to his head
Passed out as he was in his bed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 08, 2020, 04:49:33 PM
So I welded his wig to his head
passed out as he was in his bed.
Then I turned my attention
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 09, 2020, 02:40:45 PM
So I welded his wig to his head
passed out as he was in his bed.
Then I turned my attention
to my latest invention
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 09, 2020, 06:59:30 PM
So I welded his wig to his head
passed out as he was in his bed.
Then I turned my attention
to my latest invention
a tap-dancing robot called Fred.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 10, 2020, 02:01:16 PM
He smashed down the door and cried Freeze!
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 10, 2020, 02:38:13 PM
He smashed down the door and cried Freeze!
"I might," she said. "If you say please!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 11, 2020, 01:41:55 AM
He smashed down the door and cried Freeze!
"I might," she said. "If you say please!"
He brandished his gun
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 11, 2020, 07:28:54 AM
He smashed down the door and cried Freeze!
"I might," she said. "If you say please!"
He brandished his gun
(a pearl-handled one)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 11, 2020, 07:33:52 AM
He smashed down the door and cried Freeze!
"I might," she said. "If you say please!"
He brandished his gun
(a pearl-handled one)
then she sheepishly smiled and said, "Cheese!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 11, 2020, 08:07:27 AM
So he shot her and stole all her cash
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 11, 2020, 08:27:01 AM
So he shot her and stole all her cash
but just grazed her. She's quick as a flash
so she stuck out her foot

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 11, 2020, 08:50:55 AM
So he shot her and stole all her cash
but just grazed her. She's quick as a flash
so she stuck out her foot
lit a cheroot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 11, 2020, 09:04:02 AM
So he shot her and stole all her cash
but just grazed her. She's quick as a flash
so she stuck out her foot
lit a cheroot
and offered him bangers and mash
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 11, 2020, 10:16:42 AM
He scowled and said, "And mushy peas?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 11, 2020, 10:40:05 AM
He scowled and said, "And mushy peas?"
‘No,’ she said ‘Wensleydale cheese’
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 12, 2020, 02:26:42 PM
He scowled and said, "And mushy peas?"
‘No,’ she said ‘Wensleydale cheese’
with a side dish of salad
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 13, 2020, 08:32:58 AM
He scowled and said, "And mushy peas?"
‘No,’ she said ‘Wensleydale cheese’
with a side dish of salad
and a choirboy, Aled
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 13, 2020, 08:42:38 AM
He scowled and said, "And mushy peas?"
‘No,’ she said ‘Wensleydale cheese’
with a side dish of salad
and a choirboy, Aled
well oiled and down on his knees.

Will you can't order that at the Ritz
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 13, 2020, 09:18:45 AM
Will you can't order that at the Ritz
but you can bribe the concierge, Fritz
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 13, 2020, 12:55:01 PM
Will, you can't order that at the Ritz
but you can bribe the concierge, Fritz
with schnitzel or wurst
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 13, 2020, 01:23:12 PM
Well, you can't order that at the Ritz
but you can bribe the concierge, Fritz
with schnitzel or wurst
and he’s very well-versed

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 13, 2020, 01:46:22 PM
Well, you can't order that at the Ritz
but you can bribe the concierge, Fritz
with schnitzel or wurst
and he’s very well-versed
at finding you girls with three tits.

There's only one biscuit remaining 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 13, 2020, 01:55:58 PM
There's only one biscuit remaining
but I’ve been on assertiveness training
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 13, 2020, 02:09:25 PM
There's only one biscuit remaining
but I’ve been on assertiveness training
So this one is mine
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 13, 2020, 04:47:24 PM
There's only one biscuit remaining
but I’ve been on assertiveness training
So this one is mine
you greedy young swine
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 14, 2020, 08:28:04 AM
There's only one biscuit remaining
but I’ve been on assertiveness training
So this one is mine
you greedy young swine,
and don't worry 'bout all the staining
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 14, 2020, 09:07:18 AM
A rapper sat knitting a beanie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 15, 2020, 02:31:05 PM
A rapper sat knitting a beanie
Tiny, for the head of his weenie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 15, 2020, 04:27:32 PM
A rapper sat knitting a beanie
Tiny, for the head of his weenie.
He added some bling
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 15, 2020, 10:11:50 PM
A rapper sat knitting a beanie
Tiny, for the head of his weenie.
He added some bling
and somne tassels to swing
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 16, 2020, 07:43:25 AM
A rapper sat knitting a beanie
Tiny, for the head of his weenie.
He added some bling
and some tassels to swing,
but a snoop dogger stole it; the meanie.

While milking a Nubian goat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 17, 2020, 08:47:30 AM
While milking a Nubian goat
I remembered a pertinent quote:
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 17, 2020, 08:51:09 AM
While milking a Nubian goat
I remembered a pertinent quote:
'Some tits, though handy, 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 17, 2020, 10:00:38 AM
While milking a Nubian goat
I remembered a pertinent quote:
'Some tits, though handy,”
said good-time gal, Mandy, 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 17, 2020, 02:30:23 PM
While milking a Nubian goat
I remembered a pertinent quote:
'Some tits, though handy,”
said good-time gal, Mandy,
"are nothing over which one can gloat."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 17, 2020, 03:08:31 PM
He claimed to be Seamus O'Toole
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 17, 2020, 04:34:50 PM
He claimed to be Seamus O'Toole
but his tool was too tiny to fool
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 18, 2020, 08:59:13 AM
He claimed to be Seamus O'Toole
but his tool was too tiny to fool
The ladies of Cork
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 18, 2020, 02:31:56 PM
He claimed to be Seamus O'Toole
but his tool was too tiny to fool
The ladies of Cork
who so loved to fork
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 18, 2020, 03:06:19 PM
He claimed to be Seamus O'Toole
but his tool was too tiny to fool
The ladies of Cork
who so loved to fork
knew Seamus was hung like a mule.




Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 20, 2020, 09:26:27 AM
'They've run out of jelly!' he cried
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 20, 2020, 10:30:46 AM
'They've run out of jelly!' he cried.
'Use butter instead,' she replied
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 20, 2020, 11:09:10 AM
'They've run out of jelly!' he cried.
'Use butter instead,' she replied
He could only get Stork

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 20, 2020, 11:18:38 AM
'They've run out of jelly!' he cried.
'Use butter instead,' she replied
He could only get Stork
from the Co-op in York
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 20, 2020, 11:50:02 AM
'They've run out of jelly!' he cried.
'Use butter instead,' she replied
He could only get Stork
from the Co-op in York.
‘It’s a very nice trifle’ she lied.


‘Hello, I’m Attila the Hun’


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 20, 2020, 12:11:02 PM
‘Hello, I’m Attila the Hun.
I kill Romans and Gauls just for fun.'
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on November 20, 2020, 01:17:53 PM
A girl in a bright pink bikini
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 20, 2020, 01:20:31 PM
Deb, you've skipped some posts.  :-*

‘Hello, I’m Attila the Hun.
I kill Romans and Gauls just for fun.'

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 20, 2020, 03:02:01 PM
‘Hello, I’m Attila the Hun.
I kill Romans and Gauls just for fun.'
I pillage and rape
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 20, 2020, 04:26:47 PM
‘Hello, I’m Attila the Hun.
I kill Romans and Gauls just for fun.
I pillage and rape,
snort coke and vape,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 21, 2020, 03:02:31 PM
‘Hello, I’m Attila the Hun.
I kill Romans and Gauls just for fun.
I pillage and rape,
snort coke and vape,
And take off once again on the run.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 21, 2020, 04:16:52 PM
Attila 's strange sister, the Nun
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 21, 2020, 04:32:51 PM
Attila's strange sister, the Nun
muffed the abbess then went on the run.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 22, 2020, 02:24:38 PM
Attila's strange sister, the Nun
muffed the abbess then went on the run.
ensnared by her habit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 23, 2020, 08:56:17 AM
Attila's strange sister, the Nun
muffed the abbess then went on the run.
Ensnared by her habit,
she stumbled dagnabbit
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2020, 09:55:51 AM
Attila's strange sister, the Nun
muffed the abbess then went on the run.
Ensnared by her habit,
she stumbled dagnabbit
and thus, her escape, was undone.

She was stripped and placed in the stocks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 23, 2020, 10:21:07 AM
She was stripped and placed in the stocks
with a sizable Scotch on the rocks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2020, 10:57:29 AM
She was stripped and placed in the stocks
with a sizable Scotch on the rocks
placed just out of reach
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 23, 2020, 11:58:01 AM
She was stripped and placed in the stocks
with a sizable Scotch on the rocks
placed just out of reach
she was heard to beseech

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2020, 12:10:56 PM
She was stripped and placed in the stocks
with a sizable Scotch on the rocks
placed just out of reach
she was heard to beseech
"Won't someone please take off my socks."

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 23, 2020, 01:22:24 PM
They say he’s a little doolally
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2020, 02:13:16 PM
They say he’s a little doolally
and so is his sister, Mad Sally
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 23, 2020, 05:54:14 PM
They say he’s a little doolally
and so is his sister, Mad Sally
They both prefer sex
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 23, 2020, 06:27:28 PM
They say he’s a little doolally
and so is his sister, Mad Sally
They both prefer sex
with a gelded T-Rex
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 23, 2020, 07:22:28 PM
They say he’s a little doolally
and so is his sister, Mad Sally
They both prefer sex
with a gelded T-Rex;
a lizard is right up their alley.

Pterodactyls make sensitive lovers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 23, 2020, 07:48:33 PM
Pterodactyls make sensitive lovers
'til their wings get caught in the covers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 24, 2020, 07:41:35 AM
Pterodactyls make sensitive lovers
'til their wings get caught in the covers.
They will sometimes grunt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 24, 2020, 02:37:15 PM
Pterodactyls make sensitive lovers
'til their wings get caught in the covers.
They will sometimes grunt
while performing a stunt
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 24, 2020, 04:50:18 PM
Pterodactyls make sensitive lovers
'til their wings get caught in the covers.
They will sometimes grunt
while performing a stunt
and that's when you might get discovered.

A mink farmer rotting in hell
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on November 24, 2020, 06:43:39 PM
A mink farmer rotting in hell
had recovered his lost sense of smell
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 25, 2020, 02:21:15 PM
A mink farmer rotting in hell
had recovered his lost sense of smell
he caught the odd whiff
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 25, 2020, 02:51:54 PM
A mink farmer rotting in hell
had recovered his lost sense of smell
he caught the odd whiff
as he sniffed in his skiff
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 30, 2020, 08:20:21 AM
A mink farmer rotting in hell
had recovered his lost sense of smell
he caught the odd whiff
as he sniffed in his skiff
and pondered his chick for a spell.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on November 30, 2020, 02:42:37 PM
The most notable thing about Chick
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on November 30, 2020, 06:21:42 PM
The most notable thing about Chick:
she can spell and she really loves Dick.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on November 30, 2020, 08:40:57 PM
The most notable thing about Chick:
she can spell and she really loves Dick.
But Dick was impassive,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 01, 2020, 08:19:21 AM
The most notable thing about Chick:
she can spell and she really loves Dick.
But Dick was impassive,
yet, frighteningly massive
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 01, 2020, 02:30:14 PM
The most notable thing about Chick:
she can spell and she really loves Dick.
But Dick was impassive,
yet, frighteningly massive
Especially when dipping his wick.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 02, 2020, 09:45:19 AM
"A wick dipping quickie?" she sneered
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 02, 2020, 02:28:07 PM
"A wick dipping quickie?" she sneered
(she was always a little bit weird)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 02, 2020, 02:59:14 PM
"A wick dipping quickie?" she sneered
(she was always a little bit weird)
but she wiggled her bum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 02, 2020, 05:29:53 PM
"A wick dipping quickie?" she sneered
(she was always a little bit weird)
but she wiggled her bum
inserted her thumb
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 02, 2020, 11:47:37 PM
"A wick dipping quickie?" she sneered
(she was always a little bit weird)
but she wiggled her bum
inserted her thumb
and went on to get thoroughly speared.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 03, 2020, 07:21:03 AM
He was wearing a tartan flat cap
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 03, 2020, 11:45:35 AM
He was wearing a tartan flat cap
so a passer-by gave him a slap
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 03, 2020, 12:04:17 PM
He was wearing a tartan flat cap
so a passer-by gave him a slap
which made perfect sense
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 03, 2020, 12:13:32 PM
He was wearing a tartan flat cap
so a passer-by gave him a slap
which made perfect sense
but in cap-man's defence
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 03, 2020, 02:50:58 PM
He was wearing a tartan flat cap
so a passer-by gave him a slap
which made perfect sense
but in cap-man's defense
His sartorial choice was a trap.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 03, 2020, 03:03:50 PM
His wife said his cap was pure class
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 03, 2020, 07:09:09 PM
His wife said his cap was pure class
but she was half barmy alas
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 04, 2020, 03:03:19 PM
His wife said his cap was pure class
but she was half barmy alas
and also quite blind
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 04, 2020, 03:09:56 PM
His wife said his cap was pure class
but she was half barmy alas
and also quite blind
and often inclined
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 04, 2020, 08:26:45 PM
His wife said his cap was pure class
but she was half barmy alas
and also quite blind
and often inclined
to smoke a large bongful of grass.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 05, 2020, 05:50:31 PM
A woman from South Carolina
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 06, 2020, 07:34:34 AM
A woman from South Carolina
had a musically gifted vagina
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 06, 2020, 02:24:33 PM
A woman from South Carolina
had a musically gifted vagina
the music was sweet
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 06, 2020, 03:07:26 PM
A woman from South Carolina
had a musically gifted vagina
the music was sweet
and her flaps clapped a beat 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 06, 2020, 04:27:12 PM
I know how Dylan would finish it so I might as well type it in for him:

A woman from South Carolina
had a musically gifted vagina
the music was sweet
and her flaps clapped a beat
while her arse hummed a tune in G minor.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 06, 2020, 09:02:07 PM
No, this is wot I would’ve written

A woman from South Carolina
had a musically gifted vagina
it sang high soprano
on stage in Milano
in a specially adapted recliner.

or

A woman from South Carolina
had a musically gifted vagina
she did have to squeeze
to reach the high Cs
but her Verdi could not have been finer.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 06, 2020, 11:01:17 PM
They are good, but don't you think they lack verisimilitude? I mean Opera? In South Carolina?  :-\

Cherubino is sent to Saville
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on December 07, 2020, 07:47:41 PM
Cherubino is sent to Seville
They beat Barcelona 2-0

I’m assuming you mean Seville, being sent to Saville puts a whole different slant on it.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 07, 2020, 08:01:04 PM
Cherubino is sent to Seville
They beat Barcelona 2-0
in the world ludo games
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 08, 2020, 02:39:03 PM
Cherubino is sent to Seville
They beat Barcelona 2-0
in the world ludo games
that was reffed by Sir James
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 08, 2020, 05:32:49 PM
Cherubino is sent to Seville
They beat Barcelona 2-0
in the world ludo games
that was reffed by Sir James
a decidedly odd individual.

Some people just shouldn't exist
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 08, 2020, 06:14:09 PM
Some people just shouldn't exist.
Standby, I'll write you a list.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 08, 2020, 06:49:26 PM
Some people just shouldn't exist.
Standby, I'll write you a list.
But I'll need a new pen
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 08, 2020, 08:06:40 PM
Some people just shouldn't exist.
Standby, I'll write you a list.
But I'll need a new pen
and a new pad or ten
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 08, 2020, 09:28:16 PM
Some people just shouldn't exist.
Standby, I'll write you a list.
But I'll need a new pen
and a new pad or ten
and I'll probably get a sore wrist.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 12, 2020, 08:38:37 AM
His mother-in-law took it well
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 12, 2020, 10:55:09 AM
His mother-in-law took it well
and promised that she wouldn't tell
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2020, 03:57:45 PM
His mother-in-law took it well
and promised that she wouldn't tell
but women all lie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 16, 2020, 03:24:09 AM
His mother-in-law took it well
and promised that she wouldn't tell
but women all lie
and bake it in pie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 16, 2020, 11:22:51 PM
His mother-in-law took it well
and promised that she wouldn't tell
but women all lie
and bake it in pie
and innocently then try to sell.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 17, 2020, 07:18:32 AM
The plumber is coming today
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 17, 2020, 09:15:35 AM
The plumber is coming today
to take my old lead pipes away
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 17, 2020, 06:58:58 PM
The plumber is coming today
to take my old lead pipes away
and replace them with gold
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 17, 2020, 07:41:40 PM
The plumber is coming today
to take my old lead pipes away
and replace them with gold
or so I've been told
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 18, 2020, 03:21:59 AM
The plumber is coming today
to take my old lead pipes away
and replace them with gold
or so I've been told
unless the good chap wants to stay
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 18, 2020, 07:38:39 AM
The dead are still dead and I'm shocked
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on December 18, 2020, 07:52:45 AM
The dead are still dead and I'm shocked
and my logic is seismically rocked
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 18, 2020, 09:04:26 AM
The dead are still dead and I'm shocked
and my logic is seismically rocked.
Why aren't they looting?
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 18, 2020, 11:20:06 AM
The dead are still dead and I'm shocked
and my logic is seismically rocked.
Why aren't they looting?
Instead, they're commuting
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 18, 2020, 03:21:22 PM
The plumber is coming today
to take my old lead pipes away
He's promised to plumb
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 18, 2020, 09:00:01 PM
The plumber is coming today
to take my old lead pipes away
He's promised to plumb
a spare hole in my bum
with a bung to prevent any spray.

The dead are still dead and I'm shocked
and my logic is seismically rocked.
Why aren't they looting?
Instead, they're commuting
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 20, 2020, 05:54:53 AM
The dead are still dead and I'm shocked
and my logic is seismically rocked.
Why aren't they looting?
Instead, they're commuting
in cars stylistically flocked. :o 8)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on December 22, 2020, 05:11:25 AM
Santa's sunglasses slid down his nose
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 22, 2020, 07:26:57 AM
Santa's sunglasses slid down his nose
why he wears them, nobody knows.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 23, 2020, 03:19:06 PM
Santa's sunglasses slid down his nose
why he wears them, nobody knows.
It may be to hide
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on December 23, 2020, 04:23:49 PM
Santa's sunglasses slid down his nose
why he wears them, nobody knows.
It may be to hide
the tears he has cried
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on December 24, 2020, 01:19:48 PM
Santa's sunglasses slid down his nose
why he wears them, nobody knows.
It may be to hide
the tears he has cried
while filling the stockings of hoes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 01, 2021, 03:49:43 AM
The stockings were holey on Christmas
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 01, 2021, 08:13:13 AM
The stockings were holey on Christmas
and the sprouts caused a surplus of hissed gas
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2021, 09:37:32 PM
The stockings were holey on Christmas
and the sprouts caused a surplus of hissed gas
the smell was astounding
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 02, 2021, 12:07:16 PM
The stockings were holey on Christmas
and the sprouts caused a surplus of hissed gas
the smell was astounding
air traffic was grounding
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 02, 2021, 03:56:47 PM
The stockings were holey on Christmas
and the sprouts caused a surplus of hissed gas
the smell was astounding
air traffic was grounding.
Then a bloke, for no reason, cried “Isthmus!”
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 02, 2021, 04:13:05 PM
A fiddler was searching for cats
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2021, 04:19:55 PM
A fiddler was searching for cats
'cause the Chinese had ate all the bats
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 02, 2021, 06:12:08 PM
A fiddler was searching for cats
'cause the Chinese had ate all the bats.
Bruce Wayne in plum sauce
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 02, 2021, 11:43:55 PM
A fiddler was searching for cats
'cause the Chinese had ate all the bats.
Bruce Wayne in plum sauce
all dressed in bog moss
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 03, 2021, 06:08:35 PM
A fiddler was searching for cats
'cause the Chinese had ate all the bats.
Bruce Wayne in plum sauce
all dressed in bog moss
was inexplicably covered in tats
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 03, 2021, 06:44:56 PM
While explaining why people use forks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2021, 07:50:34 PM
While explaining why people use forks
I came across numerous dorks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 03, 2021, 09:58:42 PM
While explaining why people use forks
I came across numerous dorks
all waving their spoons
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2021, 10:03:06 PM
While explaining why people use forks
I came across numerous dorks
all waving their spoons
and babbling like loons
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 04, 2021, 02:50:55 PM
While explaining why people use forks
I came across numerous dorks
all waving their spoons
and babbling like loons
while tossing around champagne corks
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 05, 2021, 04:48:55 AM
All the corks caused quite a commotion
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 05, 2021, 08:00:33 AM
All the corks caused quite a commotion
so let's rewind and watch in slow-motion.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 05, 2021, 08:05:16 AM
All the corks caused quite a commotion
so let's rewind and watch in slow-motion.
The poppers will pop
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 05, 2021, 08:10:41 AM
All the corks caused quite a commotion
so let's rewind and watch in slow-motion.
The poppers will pop
from LA to Worksop
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2021, 04:55:17 PM
All the corks caused quite a commotion
so let's rewind and watch in slow-motion.
The poppers will pop
from LA to Worksop
and the foam that spurts forth looks like lotion
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 05, 2021, 05:21:26 PM
I bet you say that to all the boys!

A Nebuchadnezzar for two


Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 06, 2021, 08:21:25 PM
A Nebuchadnezzar for two
should be served with a monkey brain stew
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 06, 2021, 08:53:43 PM
A Nebuchadnezzar for two
should be served with a monkey brain stew
and a side-dish of crackers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 06, 2021, 10:24:18 PM
A Nebuchadnezzar for two
should be served with a monkey brain stew
and a side-dish of crackers
for munchers and snackers
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 07, 2021, 01:36:53 AM
A Nebuchadnezzar for two
should be served with a monkey brain stew
and a side-dish of crackers
for munchers and snackers
while serenaded with a kazoo



I learned something new today, thank you.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 07, 2021, 08:25:59 AM
"I learned something new today, thank you",
said a pervert while sniffing a shoe.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 07, 2021, 08:33:24 AM
"I learned something new today, thank you",  I added two extra syllables to that comment just in case. ;D
said a pervert while sniffing a shoe.
He eyeballed toes
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 07, 2021, 08:43:30 AM
"I learned something new today, thank you",
said a pervert while sniffing a shoe.
He eyeballed two toes
then shoved one up his nose
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 08, 2021, 11:23:20 AM
"I learned something new today, thank you",
said a pervert while sniffing a shoe.
He eyeballed two toes
then shoved one up his nose
while dancing naked at the Bronx zoo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 08, 2021, 11:26:41 AM
A gibbon called Stanley licked stamps
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 08, 2021, 11:47:12 AM
A gibbon called Stanley licked stamps
until suddenly one day he got cramps
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 08, 2021, 12:18:49 PM
A gibbon called Stanley licked stamps
until suddenly one day he got cramps.
He felt really funky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 08, 2021, 12:20:31 PM
A gibbon called Stanley licked stamps
until suddenly one day he got cramps.
He felt really funky
his hairdo was chunky
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 08, 2021, 03:37:52 PM
A gibbon called Stanley licked stamps
until suddenly one day he got cramps.
He felt really funky
his hairdo was chunky
not so bad for someone called Gramps
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 09, 2021, 09:19:31 AM
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 16, 2021, 08:42:07 AM
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
and reached a gregarious ponce
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 17, 2021, 07:38:56 AM
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
and reached a gregarious ponce
while Stanley was graced
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 17, 2021, 07:47:22 AM
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
and reached a gregarious ponce
while Stanley was graced
Gramps got shit-faced
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 17, 2021, 07:46:09 PM
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
and reached a gregarious ponce
while Stanley was graced
Gramps got shit-faced.
I feel that I have to say... Fleance
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 17, 2021, 09:07:55 PM
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 17, 2021, 09:57:10 PM
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
was caught sodomising a Hake
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 18, 2021, 07:24:12 AM
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
was caught sodomising a Hake.
In court he declared
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on January 18, 2021, 10:43:05 AM
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
was caught sodomising a Hake.
In court he declared
that their love had been shared
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 18, 2021, 11:02:14 AM
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
was caught sodomising a Hake.
In court he declared
that their love had been shared
since they’d met on the shore of the lake.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 21, 2021, 03:01:16 PM
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on January 21, 2021, 04:03:57 PM
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob -
an overweight, drink sodden slob
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on January 21, 2021, 08:14:52 PM
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob -
an overweight, drink sodden slob
"You know me so well,"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on January 22, 2021, 07:15:11 AM
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob -
an overweight, drink sodden slob
"You know me so well,
hemorrhoids to Hell."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on January 23, 2021, 02:39:28 PM
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob -
an overweight, drink sodden slob
"You know me so well,
hemorrhoids to Hell."
With an outhouse and a corn cob
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 20, 2021, 10:47:45 AM
Jim's outhouse was shiny and new
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 20, 2021, 11:27:03 AM
Jim's outhouse was shiny and new
so pristine that no-one dared poo
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on February 20, 2021, 02:59:31 PM
Jim's outhouse was shiny and new
so pristine that no-one dared poo
so they shit in the weeds
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 20, 2021, 03:18:38 PM
Jim's outhouse was shiny and new
so pristine that no-one dared poo
so they shit in the weeds
and so satisfy needs
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 20, 2021, 04:52:32 PM
Jim's outhouse was shiny and new
so pristine that no-one dared poo
so they shit in the weeds
and so satisfy needs
but their barbecue parties were few.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 23, 2021, 06:38:57 AM
Jim's barbecue pit was a bucket
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 23, 2021, 10:55:08 AM
Jim's barbecue pit was a bucket
that he'd nicked from a store in Nantucket
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on February 23, 2021, 01:32:21 PM
Jim's barbecue pit was a bucket
that he'd nicked from a store in Nantucket
what he lacked was a grate
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 23, 2021, 02:49:29 PM
Jim's barbecue pit was a bucket
that he'd nicked from a store in Nantucket
what he lacked was a grate
'cause Jim's a cheapskate
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 23, 2021, 03:39:39 PM
Jim's barbecue pit was a bucket
that he'd nicked from a store in Nantucket
what he lacked was a grate
'cause Jim's a cheapskate
so he threw it away and said "Fuck it."


But a Bucket Abuser called Ted
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 23, 2021, 05:56:13 PM
But a Bucket Abuser called Ted
fingered his bucket and said:
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 24, 2021, 09:06:12 AM
But a Bucket Abuser called Ted
fingered his bucket and said,
"Oh Bucket, my friend
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 24, 2021, 03:57:43 PM
But a Bucket Abuser called Ted
fingered his bucket and said,
"Oh Bucket, my friend
we should start a new trend,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 24, 2021, 04:31:07 PM
But a Bucket Abuser called Ted
fingered his bucket and said,
"Oh Bucket, my friend
we should start a new trend,
let us frolic and play in my bed."

But the bucket said "Sod off you perv."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 24, 2021, 05:14:12 PM
But the bucket said "Sod off you perv.
My honour I need to preserve!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 24, 2021, 11:29:24 PM
But the bucket said "Sod off you perv.
My honour I need to preserve!
Fetch Rusty, the pail."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 25, 2021, 08:15:05 AM
But the bucket said "Sod off you perv.
My honour I need to preserve!
Fetch Rusty, the pail,
remove the dead snail,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 25, 2021, 09:15:32 AM
But the bucket said "Sod off you perv.
My honour I need to preserve!
Fetch Rusty, the pail,
remove the dead snail,
and decide upon which dish to serve."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 27, 2021, 09:12:08 AM
A monobrowed thickie called Jed
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 27, 2021, 09:21:49 AM
A monobrowed thickie called Jed
was clearing the wax from his head
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 27, 2021, 09:37:54 AM
A monobrowed thickie called Jed
was clearing the wax from his head
with a long silver trowel
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on February 27, 2021, 09:48:06 AM
A monobrowed thickie called Jed
was clearing the wax from his head
with a long silver trowel
and a sticky brown towel
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on February 27, 2021, 02:48:30 PM
A monobrowed thickie called Jed
was clearing the wax from his head
with a long silver trowel
and a sticky brown towel
with much too much digging - he's dead.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 27, 2021, 04:43:11 PM
"Poor Jed is dead," sang poor Jud
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 27, 2021, 08:10:17 PM
"Poor Jed is dead," sang poor Jud
“And my bayonet runs with his blood”
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 27, 2021, 10:44:35 PM
"Poor Jed is dead," sang poor Jud.
"And my bayonet runs with his blood."
Then Jud danced the Fandango
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 27, 2021, 11:39:12 PM
Poor Jed is dead," sang poor Jud.
"And my bayonet runs with his blood."
Then Jud danced the Fandango
whilst eating a Mango
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 28, 2021, 01:36:13 PM
Poor Jed is dead," sang poor Jud.
"And my bayonet runs with his blood."
Then Jud danced the Fandango
whilst eating a Mango.
But Jud expired too, with a thud.

"I blame the mango," cried Jess
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on February 28, 2021, 05:07:30 PM
"I blame the mango," cried Jess
but she was no Eliot Ness
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on February 28, 2021, 05:37:45 PM
"I blame the mango," cried Jess
but she was no Eliot Ness.
Her powers of deduction
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on February 28, 2021, 06:04:22 PM
"I blame the mango," cried Jess
but she was no Eliot Ness.
Her powers of deduction
and limpet-like suction
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 01, 2021, 01:54:39 AM
"I blame the mango," cried Jess
but she was no Eliot Ness.
Her powers of deduction
and limpet-like suction
did nothing to solve the whole mess.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 01, 2021, 02:54:01 AM
He went to American Idol
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 05, 2021, 08:13:12 PM
He went to American Idol
but the judges were left suicidal
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 06, 2021, 07:57:13 AM
He went to American Idol
but the judges were left suicidal.
"Donald, you STINK!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 06, 2021, 10:02:11 AM
He went to American Idol
but the judges were left suicidal.
"Donald, you STINK!
Like a six day dead Mink."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 11, 2021, 05:04:05 PM
He went to American Idol
but the judges were left suicidal.
"Donald, you STINK!
Like a six day dead Mink.
You're also dishonest and idle."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 11, 2021, 08:13:16 PM
"You mean Idol and Idle are different?"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 11, 2021, 08:55:00 PM
"You mean Idol and Idle are different?"
 "I don't really care, I'm indifferent."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 12, 2021, 05:26:29 PM
"You mean Idol and Idle are different?"
 "I don't really care, I'm indifferent."
"But if you turn round,
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 12, 2021, 05:44:43 PM
"You mean Idol and Idle are different?"
 "I don't really care, I'm indifferent."
"But if you turn round,
place your ear to the ground
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 12, 2021, 08:16:43 PM
"You mean Idol and Idle are different?"
 "I don't really care, I'm indifferent."
"But if you turn round,
place your ear to the ground
your aural canals fill with sediment."
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 13, 2021, 07:25:33 AM
Bob's earwax was dripping like syrup
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 13, 2021, 08:30:55 AM
Bob's earwax was dripping like syrup
he heard nothing, not even a chirrup
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 13, 2021, 08:35:07 AM
Bob's earwax was dripping like syrup
he heard nothing, not even a chirrup
until Ms. Poofy Cat
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 13, 2021, 03:20:16 PM
Bob's earwax was dripping like syrup
he heard nothing, not even a chirrup
until Ms. Poofy Cat
used the jaw of a rate
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 14, 2021, 01:23:17 PM
Bob's earwax was dripping like syrup
he heard nothing, not even a chirrup
until Ms. Poofy Cat
used the jaw of a rat
to tickle his inner ear stirrup
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 14, 2021, 01:25:46 PM
An Argentine lady called Marge
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 14, 2021, 02:30:28 PM
An Argentine lady called Marge
lived on a Dutch sailing barge
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 15, 2021, 09:22:32 AM
An Argentine lady called Marge
lived on a Dutch sailing barge.
She wasn't a swimmer
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on March 15, 2021, 01:50:18 PM
An Argentine lady called Marge
lived on a Dutch sailing barge.
She wasn't a swimmer
and should've been slimmer
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: DGSquared on March 16, 2021, 02:30:08 PM
An Argentine lady called Marge
lived on a Dutch sailing barge.
She wasn't a swimmer
and should've been slimmer
but seems to enjoy living large.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 24, 2021, 11:59:38 AM
A fruit bat was sucking a plum
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 24, 2021, 01:53:12 PM
A fruit bat was sucking a plum
And eventually got to his thumb
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 24, 2021, 06:37:21 PM
A fruit bat was sucking a plum
And eventually got to his thumb
which he bit off in error
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 24, 2021, 06:46:11 PM
A fruit bat was sucking a plum
And eventually got to his thumb
which he bit off in error
then looked on in terror
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 24, 2021, 06:49:14 PM
A fruit bat was sucking a plum
And eventually got to his thumb
which he bit off in error
then looked on in terror
as a Wombat then nibbled his bum.

That Wombat was seriously strange
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 24, 2021, 06:50:42 PM
That Wombat was seriously strange
he lived in a home, on the range.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 25, 2021, 01:39:49 PM
That Wombat was seriously strange
he lived in a home, on the range.
Where he played his guitar

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 25, 2021, 01:51:04 PM
That Wombat was seriously strange
he lived in a home, on the range.
Where he played his guitar
as he cleared his catarrh
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 25, 2021, 02:04:04 PM
That Wombat was seriously strange
he lived in a home, on the range.
Where he played his guitar
as he cleared his catarrh
and tirelessly scratched at his mange.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 25, 2021, 03:16:57 PM
A wolf in the woods found a track
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 25, 2021, 08:30:48 PM
A wolf in the woods found a track
laid down by Hendrix on Smack...
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 26, 2021, 07:58:29 AM
A wolf in the woods found a track
laid down by Hendrix on Smack...
So he tried to foxtrot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 26, 2021, 01:46:04 PM
A wolf in the woods found a track
laid down by Hendrix on Smack...
So he tried to foxtrot
and looked more like a bot
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 26, 2021, 02:22:54 PM
A wolf in the woods found a track
laid down by Hendrix on Smack...
So he tried to foxtrot
and looked more like a bot
but kept trying and soon got the knack.

A foxtrotting wolf in the wood 
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 26, 2021, 02:24:23 PM
A foxtrotting wolf in the wood
is quite clearly up to no good
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 26, 2021, 02:27:20 PM
A foxtrotting wolf in the wood
is quite clearly up to no good.
He may eat your granny
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 26, 2021, 02:31:07 PM
A foxtrotting wolf in the wood
is quite clearly up to no good.
He may eat your granny
or grab at her fanny
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 26, 2021, 06:57:41 PM
A foxtrotting wolf in the wood
is quite clearly up to no good.
He may eat your granny
or grab at her fanny
She sure wishes that somebody would.

(not sure if this is American fanny or British fanny)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on March 26, 2021, 07:39:06 PM
To further confuse things...  In The Royal Navy a fanny is a large pan for boiling liquids.  In a ship's galley you may well find a large bubbling fanny of soup.  So...


In the Navy a fanny's a pan
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 26, 2021, 08:02:15 PM
In the Navy a fanny's a pan
of soup that would cheer any man
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 27, 2021, 12:10:48 PM
In the Navy a fanny's a pan
of soup that would cheer any man
but off of the ships
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on March 27, 2021, 01:13:22 PM
In the Navy a fanny's a pan
of soup that would cheer any man
but off of the ships
they'd rather scoff chips
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on March 27, 2021, 03:26:27 PM
In the Navy a fanny's a pan
of soup that would cheer any man
but off of the ships
they'd rather scoff chips
or ridiculously sumptuous flan.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 09, 2021, 07:53:43 PM
I recently purchased a horse
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 09, 2021, 08:08:12 PM
I recently purchased a horse
from a maiden who claimed to be Norse
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 10, 2021, 03:02:23 PM
I recently purchased a horse
from a maiden who claimed to be Norse
seeking Thor's hammer
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 16, 2021, 03:03:05 PM
I recently purchased a horse
from a maiden who claimed to be Norse
seeking Thor's hammer
and horned-helmet glamour
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 16, 2021, 04:47:26 PM
I recently purchased a horse
from a maiden who claimed to be Norse
seeking Thor's hammer
and horned-helmet glamour
but she met me instead, which was worse.

A feminist went to Valhalla

Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 18, 2021, 03:51:18 PM
A feminist went to Valhalla
and started to scream and to halla
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 18, 2021, 07:28:27 PM
A feminist went to Valhalla
and started to scream and to halla.
She was vegan as well
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 18, 2021, 08:35:31 PM
A feminist went to Valhalla
and started to scream and to halla.
She was vegan as well
so her breath didn't smell
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 26, 2021, 08:31:36 PM
A feminist went to Valhalla
and started to scream and to halla.
She was vegan as well
so her breath didn't smell
but her skin had lacklustre pallor.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 26, 2021, 10:39:38 PM
While eating a pork chop in Hull
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Dylan di Vilde on May 27, 2021, 04:26:07 PM
While eating a pork chop in Hull
he spotted a yellow legged gull
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 27, 2021, 04:38:26 PM
While eating a pork chop in Hull
he spotted a yellow legged gull
with a child in its beak
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 27, 2021, 09:01:25 PM
While eating a pork chop in Hull
he spotted a yellow legged gull
with a child in its beak
who was talking a leak
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 27, 2021, 09:03:46 PM
While eating a pork chop in Hull
he spotted a yellow legged gull
with a child in its beak
who was talking a leak
while singing a song about Mull.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 27, 2021, 11:13:54 PM
The Mull of Kintyre is misty
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 28, 2021, 07:51:56 AM
The Mull of Kintyre is misty
is an opening by Agatha Christie
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 28, 2021, 12:03:51 PM
The Mull of Kintyre is misty
is an opening by Agatha Christie
where a murder most foul
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 28, 2021, 02:05:09 PM
The Mull of Kintyre is misty
is an opening by Agatha Christie
where a murder most foul
(a trowel through the bowel)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 28, 2021, 02:28:32 PM
While eating a pork chop in Hull
he spotted a yellow legged gull
The beastie was hungry
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 28, 2021, 09:14:01 PM
While eating a pork chop in Hull
he spotted a yellow legged gull
The beastie was hungry

and Patti was a page adrift ;-)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 28, 2021, 09:16:04 PM
The Mull of Kintyre is misty
is an opening by Agatha Christie
where a murder most foul
(a trowel through the bowel)
and the route to the heart very twisty.

There was an old man from Nantucket
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 28, 2021, 10:17:48 PM
There was an old man from Nantucket
showed his knob to a nurse and said: "Suck it!"
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 29, 2021, 02:36:29 PM
There was an old man from Nantucket
showed his knob to a nurse and said: "Suck it!"
with nozzle in hand



(sorry about the page thing
you would think I would know better
I don't)
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 29, 2021, 02:39:40 PM
There was an old man from Nantucket
showed his knob to a nurse and said: "Suck it!"
with nozzle in hand
she vacuumed his gland
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 29, 2021, 03:20:58 PM
There was an old man from Nantucket
showed his knob to a nurse and said: "Suck it!"
with nozzle in hand
she vacuumed his gland
then tipped all the cheese in her bucket.
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 30, 2021, 05:24:11 PM
An old kipper salesman from Fife
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Gyppo on May 30, 2021, 06:51:14 PM
An old kipper salesman from Fife
had a very promiscuous wife
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Mark Hoffmann on May 31, 2021, 10:27:15 AM
An old kipper salesman from Fife
had a very promiscuous wife.
One day in Dumfries
Title: Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
Post by: Spell Chick on May 31, 2021, 02:41:26 PM
An old kipper salesman from Fife
had a very promiscuous wife.
One day in Dumfries
With Mike of the Humphrey's