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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3525 on: November 11, 2019, 04:51:49 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3526 on: November 11, 2019, 06:12:17 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3527 on: November 11, 2019, 06:51:26 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3528 on: November 11, 2019, 10:53:56 PM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3529 on: November 12, 2019, 12:16:56 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3530 on: November 12, 2019, 01:38:11 PM »
included meals

(My sisters traveled together here from Ohio. They stopped for one night half way thru the trip and stayed at a non-chain hotel. The guy behind the desk was so thrilled as he listed all the things that were "included" in the night's stay. We laughed for weeks any time anybody told us something was included. Still laughing, actually.)
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3531 on: November 13, 2019, 01:40:53 AM »
included meals

(My sisters traveled together here from Ohio. They stopped for one night half way thru the trip and stayed at a non-chain hotel. The guy behind the desk was so thrilled as he listed all the things that were "included" in the night's stay. We laughed for weeks any time anybody told us something was included. Still laughing, actually.)

Don't leave us hanging. What was included?

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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3532 on: November 13, 2019, 07:23:05 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3533 on: November 13, 2019, 07:30:10 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3534 on: November 13, 2019, 07:32:41 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3535 on: November 13, 2019, 07:34:53 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3536 on: November 13, 2019, 07:35:34 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3537 on: November 13, 2019, 07:39:34 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3538 on: November 13, 2019, 07:43:00 AM »
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Re: Conjoining Words
« Reply #3539 on: November 13, 2019, 07:43:34 AM »
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