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Re: Make It Up As You Go Along
« Reply #3090 on: July 29, 2020, 10:30:33 AM »
Rectal lump which appears as a consequence of having had an entire encyclopedia shoved up your arse by someone who becomes totally enraged by your know-it-all ability to answer any question.  This requires traditional paper and cardboard-covered volume(s), not a modern version stored on a thumb-drive.

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« Reply #3091 on: July 29, 2020, 10:52:24 AM »
Concert in D sharp.

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« Reply #3092 on: July 29, 2020, 11:56:23 AM »
A badly tuned harp


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Re: Make It Up As You Go Along
« Reply #3093 on: July 29, 2020, 01:01:40 PM »
A masturbator from Norfolk.  The etymology is as follows.

Made up from two component words.  Diss, a location in Norfolk.  Onan, a biblical character infamous for 'spilling his seed upon the ground', and a final 't' to indicate that the recipient of this title is a practitioner of the aforementioned 'spilling'.

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« Reply #3094 on: July 29, 2020, 01:37:54 PM »
The room in a church where the victims sign the marriage register.

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« Reply #3095 on: July 29, 2020, 02:26:25 PM »
A dyslexic mathematician who specialized in geometry.



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« Reply #3096 on: July 30, 2020, 09:29:44 AM »
A generic term for a Welsh rugby player.

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Re: Make It Up As You Go Along
« Reply #3097 on: July 30, 2020, 02:17:38 PM »
A welcome mat, that is, the RUG BY the door.




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« Reply #3098 on: July 30, 2020, 08:13:55 PM »
A means of saying the same thing twice for the benefit of people who aren't paying attention.  But if a sign marked "Entry" isn't sufficiently self-explanatory, will adding the suffix "way" improve matters?  There's a river somewhere in the Scottish islands whose name translates as River-river River, because the word appears in Norse, in Gaelic and in English.

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Re: Make It Up As You Go Along
« Reply #3099 on: July 30, 2020, 08:54:27 PM »
The dark art of knowing just how tightly you can wind someone up without making them snap.

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Re: Make It Up As You Go Along
« Reply #3100 on: July 31, 2020, 07:49:06 AM »
An involuntary enema.

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Re: Make It Up As You Go Along
« Reply #3101 on: July 31, 2020, 09:41:59 AM »
The kind of easy-listening jingle that goes on playing in your head long after you want it to; an earworm.

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Re: Make It Up As You Go Along
« Reply #3102 on: July 31, 2020, 02:41:08 PM »
A snarling, growling dog who somehow still manages to wag the tail end.




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« Reply #3103 on: July 31, 2020, 03:12:42 PM »
To put on your glasses before examining your foreskin (for teeth marks.)

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Re: Make It Up As You Go Along
« Reply #3104 on: August 02, 2020, 02:21:27 PM »
A farming village trying to sound important or larger than the 127 people who live there.




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