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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #645 on: November 10, 2020, 01:56:40 PM »
Play accordions, trombones, cellos, harmonicas



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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #646 on: November 10, 2020, 07:14:16 PM »
Communists Everywhere Like Loud Orchestras

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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #647 on: November 11, 2020, 06:30:37 AM »
Martha's wiseguys get haughtily indignant.


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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #648 on: November 12, 2020, 08:22:07 AM »
Mysterious ailment gives Irene constipation.

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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #649 on: November 12, 2020, 02:23:24 PM »
Jones only notices Elizabeth's Queen


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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #650 on: November 13, 2020, 08:44:59 AM »
Kippers in November getting smelly.

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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #651 on: November 13, 2020, 02:10:38 PM »
Ralph Lauren makes opulent pants


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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #652 on: December 20, 2020, 08:07:05 AM »
Mary only nags excessively yearly.



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« Reply #653 on: December 20, 2020, 04:18:24 PM »
God isn't friendly towards Santa



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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #654 on: December 23, 2020, 07:35:46 AM »
Stop asking Nanna to abseil!

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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #655 on: December 23, 2020, 07:42:15 AM »
Rapist On Parole Eyes Yolande.

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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #656 on: December 23, 2020, 07:53:56 AM »
Huge wombat pissed on Vladimir.

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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #657 on: December 23, 2020, 03:12:02 PM »
Simon has often eaten genitalia



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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #658 on: December 23, 2020, 05:30:48 PM »
Man Unshocked, Necrophilia Can Happen.

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Re: Five Random Letters
« Reply #659 on: December 23, 2020, 07:23:04 PM »
Please visit Westchester's peculiar bordellos.

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