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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5160 on: February 18, 2021, 07:54:01 PM »
That would be self-service would it not?

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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5161 on: February 20, 2021, 03:04:27 PM »
I just read Gyppo's line and thought about masturbation. Then I read up and saw we were talking about apple cake. What is wrong with me?
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« Reply #5162 on: February 20, 2021, 03:16:23 PM »
I suppose you never know what you’ll see through the Gyppo viewer. Was he wearing his sandals?
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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5163 on: February 21, 2021, 08:44:03 PM »
Only just ... nothing else.

How is that for picture in time?
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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5164 on: February 21, 2021, 09:47:53 PM »
You lie, Dear Lady.  Do you think the modesty filters would allow such a shocking sight?  But if you can imagine me naked then you have my sympathy.  You need all the sympathy you can get ;-)

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« Reply #5165 on: February 22, 2021, 02:51:56 PM »
It wasn't me that started that!!!!

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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5166 on: February 22, 2021, 03:18:11 PM »
Promise?

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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5167 on: February 22, 2021, 07:41:21 PM »
Did you check to see if her fingers are crossed?
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« Reply #5168 on: February 22, 2021, 08:07:20 PM »
What about her toes?  She gets a bit obsessive about her toes at times.

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« Reply #5169 on: February 23, 2021, 07:28:49 AM »
Well, apparently, it isn't her legs she's got crossed.  ;D 

Then again, there were circumstantial thighs mentioned around here somewhere. Which, by the way, had me laughing way too hard for the comfort of everyone else in the room with me.


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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5170 on: February 23, 2021, 01:42:39 PM »
I love ALL the threads. Are we supposed to be judgmental? Just mental?

I'm unsure of the purpose. Do we have a purpose?

Whoa, that escalated quickly. Who is the philosopher here? TO? Can you answer?
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« Reply #5171 on: February 24, 2021, 09:34:11 AM »
TO is short for the city named, Thousand Oaks, around here. I assume you meant, That Ollie.

He hasn't bailed on us, has he?

I tend to scare people away, though, I don't think Ollie scares easily. 

What am I saying?

Knock Knock? Is this thing on?

Answer any or all of the questions. Why are you staring like that?
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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5172 on: February 24, 2021, 12:03:50 PM »
That's a heap of pondering, DG. Do you need to sit and rest for a bit?
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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5173 on: February 24, 2021, 12:27:26 PM »
I've been resting too much lately.


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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5174 on: February 24, 2021, 12:41:53 PM »
Would you believe I read that as motivation couch?  I immediately imagined a comfortable but spring-loaded piece of furniture which will catapult you to your feet if it senses you're becoming a couch potato.  Then flat out refuse to let you sit again for at least twenty minutes or more.

A La-Z-Boy recliner with attitude.