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The Unlikely Game
« on: September 04, 2018, 02:59:59 PM »
How do you play The Unlikely Game?
The poster above you asks for something unlikely. You respond with a clever answer, then you ask for something unlikely. 

I'll pick it up where we left off.



An unlikely thing to find in a public park.
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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2018, 03:01:27 PM »
Well behaved parents and their children, all playing nicely.



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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2018, 03:27:11 PM »
Because it's rather frowned upon to clip children's ears.

An unlikely thing to find in a 'poacher's pocket'.

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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2018, 04:12:16 PM »

A hunting or fishing license, lipstick, and a photograph of dear, old Nan.




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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2018, 10:42:54 PM »
Because you believe that badger horn not only exists but is an aphrodisiac.

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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2018, 01:51:18 AM »
Stab somebody to death for a CD

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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2018, 08:56:30 AM »
Because the police have taken away your clothesline as evidence since your wife used it to hang herself, and as a result you have no dry pants to wear.

An unusual reason for urinating.

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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2018, 12:32:25 PM »
Your worst enemy is on fire.



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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2018, 02:13:20 AM »
A Venus flytrap

An unlikely modern job for a Greek god. (The god can be anyone of your choice.)

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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2018, 10:58:43 AM »
Helios becomes an Uber driver exclusively for night owls who go to late concerts at the Apollo Theater where Apollo now works as a ticket taker. Whew!


An unlikely double billing or opening act on a ticket.   
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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2018, 12:07:30 PM »
Hitler and Stalin opening for the Dalai Lama




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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2018, 02:45:01 PM »
The evils of procreation.



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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2018, 02:55:35 PM »
a sniper rifle
you never get far enough away from the little critters to need more than a pistol
everyone knows that



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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2018, 02:59:25 PM »
Regularly take it to sand dunes and snow covered hills so you can slide down on hot metal in Summer and cold metal in Winter. Weeeeee!



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Re: The Unlikely Game Originally Posted by Thatollie at MWC
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2018, 12:28:20 AM »
I can't stand all this macho bullshit in Valhalla.

Unusual book to find in the library at Valhalla.  (There has to be library, just as there has to be some short dark-haired Valkyries.)