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Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« on: December 21, 2017, 05:15:34 PM »
The object of this game is to re-title a well known  Film, Book, or Video game, or even a play.

Bonus points, (kudos only, so can't be converted to BitCoins), for adding a description of the story.

Let's start with something slightly risque...

WOMB RAIDER.  (Game.)

A bizarre game in which a ridiculously over-endowed male has to transport his mighty member over, under, through, or around various obstacles, utilising totally inappropriate transport such as a wheelbarrow or a pack mule, with all the problems and misunderstanding which ensue.

 

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2017, 07:44:58 PM »
Boom Raiders: the story of the ships which broke the siege of Londonderry in the 17th century, thus allowing it to have two names, a sing-along signature tune and possibly the least attractive-sounding district - Bogside - anywhere in Europe.

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2017, 10:16:34 PM »
Groom Raiders

A group of gnarly old spinsters creep through the windows of grooms awaiting the morning sun to wake them for their wedding day. They are taken to Gnarly Mountain never to be seen again. The bride is left at the alter....wondering
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2017, 11:36:01 PM »
Harry Potted

A young magician is lured into the dark side and ends up in a gutter, drunk as a skunk.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2017, 09:20:42 AM »
Harry Spotted: the sequel

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2017, 12:04:06 PM »
Fairy Spotted

Cinderella's fairy godmother's bout with shingles goes terribly wrong.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2017, 12:57:22 PM »
Skyrimmed

You don't want to know what they're doing to the dragons in that one.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2017, 07:28:58 PM »
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2017, 09:19:43 PM »
Joes

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2017, 09:05:53 AM »
Jo's: about a story-teller who's lethal after too much coffee

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2017, 02:06:40 PM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2017, 09:51:36 AM »
The Sorcerer's Appendix - Harry Potter meets Dr Kildaire

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2017, 12:22:57 PM »
Legal Weapon

The story of responsible gun use. Rated one star. Boring as hell.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2017, 12:35:14 PM »
Seven Brides for Seven Buggers.

A re-made musical which seriously misses the mark as it preaches the gospel of enforced inclusivity.

Could be funny if it wasn't so daft.

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2017, 09:22:23 AM »
The Seven Pillows of Wisdom - the unexpurgated edition.