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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2017, 12:19:33 AM »
Ghost Buster - the story of Buster Keatons's life

Shouldn't that be the story of his afterlife?

That's even better.

The Wizard of Australia - Some pom goes under.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2017, 08:36:52 AM »
The Lady and the Trump

Donny goes to Englandshire to meet Good Queen Betty, but due to the ginger mullet and tiny hands he is clubbed to death by a Beefeater who thinks Betty is being molested by an inarticulate squirrel.

And we all live happily ever after.

Well almost all: the Russians are peeved that having spent a gazillion roubles (about ten quid) getting their squirrel elected, their plans were ruined by a bloke in tights wearing a silly hat.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2017, 09:50:36 AM »
Sponge Daub Square Dance

The lovable sponge has been reduced to 16 sections attached to the tops of 16 BINGO daubers to disperse ink and dance around squares inside of squares, inside squares as determined by numbered balls and guided by little old ladies on a quest to win hundreds of dollars. Sqiudward Tentacles supplies the ink.


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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2017, 10:31:50 AM »
Barry Snotter ordered a Sphinx

Barry Young, commonly known as Snotter for reasons too obvious to point out, was obsessed with sphinxes, so he decided he was going to have one. The day his sphinx arrived, his everyday problems took on global proportions.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2017, 10:59:55 AM »
FarGoat

A bleatingly good blizard-noir about a goat salesman from North Dakota who is kinda funny looking.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2017, 11:43:52 AM »
Prances with Wolves

A musical remake of a film, starring a now ageing Michael Flatley, posing wildly and showing off his Celtic tattoos.

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2017, 11:55:00 AM »
The High Man in the Castle

Baron di Vilde has one too many magic mushroom omelettes and now thinks the Germans won the war.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2017, 12:32:23 PM »
(Drinks) All the President's Gin


A glimpse into the life of the United State's First Lady and how she copes with marriage to a troll.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #38 on: December 30, 2017, 01:22:01 PM »
Emission Impossible

Ethan Hunt has a vasectomy.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2017, 01:47:51 PM »
Skylight

The werewolves are gone. But an alien invasion turns out to be a far greater threat to humanity than werewolves ever were.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #40 on: December 30, 2017, 04:29:53 PM »

Mud Max

It's the near-future post-carbon era. After Wall St got nuked in a false flag attack, the petrodollar has been replaced with a carbon-credit crypto-currency, and where good corporate citizens are routinely disappeared by flying police robots after failing compulsory pre-crime facial scans by AI algorithms at SMART supermarket checkouts.  Armed with pencil and paper (rare and illegal artefacts) our protagonist plans to fight back by writing out the truth, the first of a new breed of rebel hero, the Mudslingers!

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2017, 06:09:59 PM »
Little Gender-Neutral Persons - up-dated, PC, inclusive, and boring.

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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #42 on: December 30, 2017, 06:29:55 PM »
The Third Mango

Jack Lemon plays Harry Lime in this peach of a movie.
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Re: Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2017, 12:19:36 PM »
The Determinator

A story about how Flying Spaghetti Monster actually rules the universe.
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« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2017, 01:18:59 PM »
Pulp Friction

A story of dry humping gone too far.
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